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ray1294
This post is emusing
Svence
I love how the explanation is literally just describing what the fuck is happening in the gifs. I wouldn't be surprised if tumblr was lying.
nonmeaculpa
The one in the back: "i told you bitches, but no one ever listens"
randomocity
I'm curious to learn how this discovered.
HalfApeHalfBanana
Instructions not clear. The emo's are not coming close
obsoleteattribute
If it's looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid.
Dragoness2415
Well, we still don't know how to actually catch an emu.
Pectenax
This is also how you catch Paperboys.
ShreddOfDignity
I was starting to lose hope that I would find a paperboy reference here. Thank you.
touchmypanda
Watch the gifs while this song is playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53nn9CAqm4E
touchmypanda
heh.
ikindalikeuplay
Oddly enough, this is also how you attract a Bruce Greene
billymaditsdone
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ShabbaLife
Does everyone on tumblr have ADHD?
bcl0328
it's the guy from paper boy! http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-2jl3gqpEEY/hqdefault.jpg
bainge
Came looking for this comment, sad it is so far down
thewhyteman
To be fair, I doubt many 13 year olds know about paper boy.
idontknowyoufromadam
You'd think they'd be emune to such trickery by now.
pyrodice
I think it's like the Ostrich thing where their eyes are bigger than their brains.
Guise
You'd think that after all the hours I've spent on here I wouldn't up vote puns +1
brutalswede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej0ZO79Aqxw
Falcrist
I like how they run away when he starts to get up, then come back when he goes back to bicycle mode.
brutalswede
They really aren't smart animals... surprised they haven't gone extinct yet.
IGarfunkledYourMother
You have no idea what those birds are thinking, or why they come over.
CameHereForOneThingAndOneThingOnlyLNI
Do they have large talons?
MrStools
This also works with pronghorn antelope in North America, frontiersmen and hunters in the US used to use this trick.
happykamper
How to attract people to reposted info
AscendingEmu
Dangit! This is probably the only time I've had my name come close to relevant...
NelsaroniandCheese
Guys, he did the thing.
Snarkoleptic
How on earth did they find this out
Nollow
The one farther behind "what is it guys? why are you running?"
Zidlickymyclitsome
Nah he's the skeptical one - "I knew that looked fishy, told you guys not to get that close, now ya'll running! I tolds
Zidlickymyclitsome
ya!"
DoodlinSlacker
When youre playing hide-n-seek and the people youre hiding with start running out of nowhere.
Sabre2087
How to ATTRACT and emu.
Simanni
Sweet,i always wanted to bang a emu!
OneSockTooMany
How to attract AN emu.
Sabre2087
Well fuck.
horseslaughter
You forgot your asterisk.
Idownvotewatches
Here you go: http://imgur.com/B2AYNLI
Yongasoo
I would like to know how in the everloving fuck did someone found out about this!
Yongasoo
Dont mind me, I'm just riding my invisible upside down bike... WTF are al these emus doing here?
Sabre2087
Alcohol most likely.
CAPSLOCKSTUCKSENDHELP
how do you emu?
subbacultcha
PSX emulator, or if your PC's good enough, PS2 emulator
Barbario
If I only knew that earlier...had to catch one once...these fuckers kick and bite like hell!!
CrazyCarretta
Yea, I'm not sure why anyone wants one near them
Montablac
trying to make chocobos
CoreyLisle
On my year 8 camp I was wearing like a 20kg pack on my bag and there was an emu nearby. So we all did it but I only undid the waist... (1/2)
CoreyLisle
...strap and not the one on my neck. After my face had literally gone blue from choking did someone finally look up and save me (2/2)
jump4jesus
And there as an emu nearby? Still a cute story though
Jumpinjackieflash
Why would you want to catch an emu in the first place, they are nasty big birds.
ThatGermanGal
To ride on them
hellduck
http://gfycat.com/YellowishFlusteredAndalusianhorse
Jumpinjackieflash
Aww helll naw, we're in for some shit now!
revenfett
For my grand Emu army of course
Dismang
Who is undefeated btw
MellowButDramatic
*tasty big birds.
TheBlondeLeia007
for disney and universal, those aren't turkey legs you're buying. they're emu, my friends. Sauce: I am a Universal and Disney employee.
Jumpinjackieflash
Are you serious? Yipes!
revaro
Giant omelettes? Drumsticks?
wandergeist
I've had Emu. It's alright, but nothing amazing (it's a dark meat, FYI). Kangaroo is better. But Barramundi an Moreton Bay Bugs are the shit
Jumpinjackieflash
Yeah 'cause they are just gonna lie down and let you eat them... I'd like to see you try it...
revaro
That's why you have a second guy in the bushes, with a nice big gun. Probably deer slugs.
catinablender
I just want to know who figured this out.
HughLaurie
Probably Australians that were training for their trip to America by learning to be what they consider upside down.
iamprobablyhigh
Someone innocently training in horizontal running.
warblgarbl
Everyone runs horizontally
iamprobablyhigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tuw9rH8HE
ibextrainer
NOTE: DO NOT TRY WITH CASSOWARIES!
IHad2threeLeggedCats
They eat there own shit
IsuckAsthis
Proudest moment of my life was staring one down nose to nose, thank fuck I had just walked out of the bathroom.
StreetfighterXD
Confirmed. Cassowaries can and will wreck your shit in a profound way
TimeisanIllusionLunchTimeDoublySo
*unless you're into being eviserated, in which case have at it.
MUSKELMADS
Yeah, cassowaries will fuck you up.
BYERE
I swear that cassowaries are the direct evolution of velociraptors... evil little feckers
NerdN1
They sort of are.
saltyslug
In Daintree I drove right past one slowly with the window open without knowing what it was. Closest to dead I've ever been.
TyDugganWrites
A cassowhatie?
GnomeChompski
Think ostrich mixed with velociraptor.
shootxthexmessenger
Watching the Crocodile Hunter as a kid, I remember well that Steve was never really afraid of the crocs. But he was of the cassowaries.
TyDugganWrites
probably should've been afraid of sting rays.
RIP Steve.
SpinnerMask
what are those?
mouse209
"a toe fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease..." -Wikipedia, Cassowary
PatrickStarTheFABULOUS
Another nope… brought to you by: Australia
AeroWalrus
they are quite literally modern day velociraptors. Giant birds (up to 6.6ft tall) with sharp talons, sharp beaks, and an attitude.
BreadGoose
velociraptor + plumage, red ballsack on its neck, flesh tearing talons, razor-sharp beak, a bludgeon on it's head and a dark, murderous mind
Earthen
Wikipedia article says they're shy unless provoked. Most attacks against humans result from the humans feeding or attacking the cassowaries.
chefboyardeeee
velociraptors incarnate
johnytwodicks
Oh
Commanderwho
blueplinx
I can always imagine penguinz0 reading something like this.
starkart
Sonofafuck
NYTexan
...leaping dinosaursharkbird.... well then, I am now properly unnerved.
cephybox
I-I don't wanna get kicked in the tit!
wandergeist
The good news is that you won't know there's Cassowaries around anyway... until they emerge from the jungle to mug you.
shootxthexmessenger
Isn't that exactly what Muldoon said the raptors do in Jurassic Park? Are cassowaries basically velociraptors?
wandergeist
As close as you're going to get in real life. They're smart, evil bastards... and they're not even carnivores.
PrinceOfAllSaiyans
Clever girl...
MellowButDramatic
We lived at Mission Beach last year and had a weekly visit from one. Kept trying to come in the front door. Scary bugger.
wandergeist
Yeah, that's about as close to a real life velociraptor / Tyrannosaur as I want to get.
PrinceOfAllSaiyans
No kidding! I've seen jurassic park... I know it's not gonna work out.
GhostMalone
They have that wicked long claw that can disembowel a person, cassowaries are no joke!