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TastyBrainMeats
#8 Git gud, scrub
Hemispheres
Which movie is the “why can’t you be normal” from?
TMStage
#11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fRs5-heDK4 Here ya go champ
CeremonyHF
I would be at least 80% less happy if the world was like a comic con.
JimTheFIsh
Agreed, but imagine you're a celebrity that is both very popular and wants to be there.
Makardia
The world would smell so bad.
sunyudai
So, why are we storming the Armory? And can I bring my video equipment?
gracefalls
Is there a faster way to figure out slide numbers?! I started counting but by the time I got down to it I forgot what I was gonna say
indrada3290609
ClassifiedUsername
#49 can you imagine people driving them illegally? No insurance? Not registered to them? Its like the people who do this are ....criminals!
UrethralEnchiladas
This dump is so great I'm going to look at it nFAP2! (look at the URL)
ChuckZombie
How many times is the James Bond stroke meme gonna get put in dumps. My mom shared that on Facebook a year ago.
mrmessma
I still like it, 4 years and going strong.
darthlordvadermort
I have it saved on my phone for when I feel bad cause for whatever reason it always makes me laugh hysterically.
proletariatblues
Probably as long as that fucking birth control toaster strudel one
gorgosaurusrex
Yeah but that one is actually funny
jolem53
The ‘castle’ is the old armory in San Francisco. Now they shoot porn there.
doucheCat
12.30: Realise there are duplicates in this dump...
JustYourAverageNerd
its hard to weed out EVERY duplicate when you have over 4,000 memes you're posting
doucheCat
Chill, dude! Just trying to make a funny. Good dump, regardless.
CrackingPostGromit
En3rgizeZer0
But what happened on cannibal island in 1933?
MumblingSaint
MysteryX95
BearBombs
I highly doubt the lamp argument is going to sway any flat-earthers. "You can't prove to me it's not daytime everywhere else right now."
LordBan
#43 is so fucked up
DoctorDudeBruh
Its fake
Attacker732
I would hope so.
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
Oh, really?
ciiral
You'd be surprised what you might see in /r/wtf or it's nsfw equivalent.
IDontRollOnShabbas
totally fake
CallOfTheAvoid
+1 for Pontiff meme
ohlordblessthisthyhandgrenade
Had a 911 call similar to the spider comic. Dude lied about a disturbance with his friend so we would be at his house to kill a spider.
iSoulend
#8 is bullshit, you have more chances to survive when your rtsr is set up
QuentinDaniel
Someone need a title of the movie respecting women...
CassiusPolybius
#88
ephankrised
If the ancients didn t have the word for violet, what were violets named? Blues?
bishopmuzorewa
They probably didn't have an english name for it...
CoolGuyCoolDude
Violets are VIOLET, God damn it.
Nooott
I am pretty sure it's a case of the violet being the name first and the color being named after that, like with the color orange.
Gaehhn
NurseMary
Aren’t these pansies?
BearBombs
Is there more than one pun in the microwaves joke? I don't get why it's so funny.
dumbusername42o
Micro, waves
CyborgScribe
I actually once wrote a "life as an npc" bit about this.
jamiedBreaker
"There's no way $1 = 1 gr-.... Holy shit" - every weed dealer on here, probably
SpaceForceOne
Mein lieber 3-hund
killitwithfiree
My friend doesn't get the microwave one.
dumbusername42o
Micro, waves
Verifay
chaoticsugar
why do i know what this means-
maliciousGman
Can you explain that one for an idiot friend of mine?
Verifay
The "castle" is the outside of a building where a studio films both straight and gay bondage porn. I was leaning towards the gay side
JonBenetRimsme
Someone beat me too it! Get it...beat me.
Verifay
;)
JonBenetRimsme
Oh honey! Looks like my Friday night honey!
Verifay
Judging by the gay dump in your history this is a drag race reference, but I'm a bad gay and don't know the context. ;(
JonBenetRimsme
Well not drag race but Trixie and Katya’s (from drag race) YouTube series UNHhhhh it’s freaking hilarious!
taryntulathefriendlyspider
Dumb thing that's bothering me, from new to years of circulation the weight would change, right?
taryntulathefriendlyspider
Cause otherwise this is pretty neat
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I mean, surely. I want to say heavier with time with dust/dirt/coke particle accumulation but I don't know. Wtf. Why'd you start all this?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I'm going to say yes but that it would have to be a lot of bills to make a difference. Apparently that's how Coinstars work.
divitu
Some of the original material should get worn off, as well. I would guess that moisture would be the greatest factor in weight change.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Oh, that's true, too. I didn't think about that. Do you think that would negate the coke and dirt?
divitu
No, I think it would exacerbate them.