MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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May 15, 2019 11:26 AM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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koboshi
I’m stunned it worked
duder32
Cheated but had to show work
Noksus
That's great and all but since when did iphones use Verdana?
TheProtobabe
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Archer1551
internetphd
They could have at least tried to make it look like an actual iMessage chat.
ireekofcheese
I swear, I used the wrong formulas on my Quantum physics final and got the right answers. The professor jokingly asked how I had cheated.
RegisChillin
Those tags
piratejimthedagger
Liking those tags, buddy.
forelle
This is genius: if he doesn't react like that it is still a good compliment, and if he does you got a date.
Imperialist29
I was expecting the ol' "that's cute but, no". Instead there was a twist happy ending.
antikool
Was in the same exact situation with the exact opposite outcome.
Rhannock
Oh shit! Hit the block button!
ExspotstheMarck
Step#1: Be Attractive
Opportunist
Step #2: Don't Be Unattractive.
LuckyMacchiato
ITakePrideInClearPee
This post gave me an astro glide ad. I have never googled it. Wtf
Opportunist
Post was smooth, AG's smooth, yeah? ;)
lightcast20009
"It's gonna ba May" ~Justin Timberlake
jesusisherelookbusy
OlderWiser
Flavonoidz
I read it in homer simpsons voice.. "a guy like my? I'm a guy like me!“
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
Good catch, a rational person who doesn't play emotional games with passive "I wish..." statements like that.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
No, it gives him an out if he's not interested as not to make it weird with a good friend.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Sorry, fake. The font is wrong.
InternetPeasantry
Did you see the tags? ;)
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
I did now.
Ulthirm
I think that's the point of what she was doing "testing the waters"sort've thing.
sockshoesockshoe
It's kinda clever, but let me tell ya. If a girl did this to me, it wouldn't go anywhere because I'd be trying not to be that FriendzoneGuy.
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
My Scottish great-granny used to say "Shy kids don't get gruel." I think saying is supposed to be candy, but she wasn't that kinda granny.
Dreadhawk
This is basically how my wife and I started. Met online, I happened to be traveling close to her to meet family. "Want to meet for lunch?"
Dreadhawk
"Yeah, fuck it!" 10 years later. :)
TheMouseOfMadness
I too have an amazing relationship that started with "fuck it" and taking a leap. Glad I did instead of being too afraid to try.
BenSnow97
So, did you fuck it?
Dreadhawk
EverybodyKnowsThatTheBirdIsTheWord
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Start strong, end strong.
Opportunist
Step 1: Be attractive. That was unattractive.
EverybodyKnowsThatTheBirdIsTheWord
Step 2: don't call her a bitch. That one was broken too.
Opportunist
I quite agree, but then you get the 'muhfreezepeach'-ers and misogynists.
neos501
Come whatever May
2alez
thi sounds like the beginning of a jimmy eat world thong!
sokar30
There's going to be a day
derrymerbles
*all over
TitillatingPterodactyl
It's gonna be May
iwantkittydaycare
Something takes a part of May.
CarBENbased
Wake May up when September ends.
neos501
Wake may up (wake may up inside)
DaveElfstaine
Skin o’ may teeth
dannytski
Wonder what he'll do in June and July.
iamthisguy247
“Listen I’ve never gotten this far, and am almost certain this isn’t supposed to work. I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do here.”
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
And then they fucked.
3Davideo
MelodyLightfoot
The answer is get married before she realizes she messed up. Also invest in a secure dungeon
zeroexistence
ha, i've seen that lol
bardman135
You want a girl to take the lead, this is a damn good way to do it.
cvnk
*blocks her*
blackguard89
Dude, I honestly want to be with someone, but at this pointI never have and I have no fucking clue what people do toghether in a couple
Arvandor
Depends on the couple and individuals. Part of building a relationship is figuring those things out together
aSeedOfMeinHoffen
The same thing that you do with your friends just with more sex. Probably. And more intimacy
blackguard89
HEhe I imagine, I think Im more like I am so scared I'd let the other person down so fast tho
EngravedToaster
Communication fixes that risk.
EngravedToaster
Sleep, cuddle, watch tv/movies, eat food, cook food, say 'I want to try this [activity], you in?' Talk, send memes, sometimes sex stuff.
xComputer
Usually it’s the same stuff you enjoy doing alone, except now you have someone to occasionally grab your butt while you do it
justhereforthefun
xComputer
Also they can keep your place in a queue. Very handy.
blackguard89
neato
RepresentativeOfNorway
I once did that to an algebra task in math. I used the wrong formula but it was still 100% accurate including other tasks. Our teacher 1/2
isolateredux
Lucky you. My teacher scored me zero on all the questions I used the formula on.
cow042
I had it on a chem eng test and the teacher asked to see me in office to explain how I got the correct answer without correct formula
33WhiskeyTX
Thought you were gonna say you got the algebra task out of the friend zone.
MrFnortner
For every right formula there is an infinite number of wrong formulas that will give the correct answer under specific conditions. A... 1/2
MrFnortner
2/2... correct answer derived from an invalid approach is actually incorrect. (please note that I do not mean a valid alternative formula)
PowwerOrb13
I invented a formula for a certain style of algebraic questions that worked 100% of the time, but avoided the math we were being taught so..
PowwerOrb13
..I only ever got part marks for those questions. If I can solve your questions with more basic math, I should be allowed to.
helagos
I did this in H.S. Algebra I. Apparently, on my own, I figured out a more advanced way to solve the equation, but my teacher gave me (1)
helagos
half credit for using the "wrong" solution method. She at least explained why she had to do that. Her hands were tied by the system. (2)
FlowVector
I did a proof once where my professor's only response was "your logic is flawless but this makes no sense"
ImgurDemonym
I got a "this sounds completely correct but is really the opposite."
notme222
I used to balance chemical equations in my head but the teacher required I show work so I'd make up nonsense that added up correctly.
ArniePye
(A+B)/2 x 0)+X = X I used to use this when I knew the answer but couldn’t do the stupid show your steps thing. It’s literally nonsense
Chkari
Omg how did that even work on your teachers?
ArniePye
They don’t check shit. Used to get marks for working all the time.
RepresentativeOfNorway
Gave up explaining it to me and said "it works so i guess there is no keed for me to correct it" before finding her jumpercables.
Lurkerdraegon
Nice try
swimerchik
Well I'm glad that worked for you. When I used the wrong formula, but got the correct answer and showed my work, still got it docked...
NotTinyPancakes
I had this and I wasn't allowed even though every answer came up correct and there was no cheating because it wasn't the "correct way" fail
Hungrypiemonger
so she can jump to conclusions too?
AsidRayne1245
That happened to me in geometry a few times... the jumper cables thing...
dc808
So she keeded?
BladeTurMoiL
I understood that reference
zethphoton5
And the whole class clapped
beardedbeerdeer
The name of the jumper cable? Albert Einstein.
orangutangcola
AAAALBUUURRRRRT AYYYYNNNSTAAAYYYN
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Your teacher is your dad?
Realborisboef
Dongskanker
TheCyclingEngineer
My friend done a similar thing in uni for Hydraulics, he got the correct answer but the teacher fully failed him because the method wasn't
BhawbTheMagnificent
The point of doing it the way the professor shows you is so you understand that specific method, which can be built on later.
TheCyclingEngineer
What he teaches, like what the fuck?
ThatIsMyPassword
There's probably a few edge cases that break your friend's method and his teacher was too shitty to explain it.
TheCyclingEngineer
i sort of understand why tho, because my friend, tho clever really just guessed his way with logic not method
UnnecessaryExposition
I would too - just because the wrong formula works in a certain situation wouldn't mean it would work with some variables changed
curlypoo20115772
I had the same thing in college. Used formulas from one class to solve problem in calc 3 and because it wasnt the way my professor 1/2
curlypoo20115772
2/2 taught it. He failed me even though both methods are correct. Professors egos are too fragile.
Achaean14
Well but that's not the same thing. There's using a method that won't always work but luckily did in this particular scenario (which 1/
ProbablyPoe
She knew what she was doing
metalfoto
She hacked the code
SometimesAfox
Of course she did. This is one smooth move
Cananybodyreallyreadlikethis
Yeah. Totally looks like flirty texting to me.
ILikeCharmanderOk
Yeah but she spelt it 'alright' not 'all right'. Leave her immediately -George Constanza
valerium
I did kind of the same thing with my bestfriend 5 & half yrs ago. We're about to have our first baby (37 weeks pregnant). Best decision ever
fiddlemyhiddle
Wylt
Clever girl.
blackkult
Dagordae
Are you telling me women are capable of expressing interest in a man they consider a friend? But that would mean that the friend zone is
cutepiku
I admitted to my male friend I liked him a few days ago. His answer was very wishy-washy, but somehow we're still good friends.
Thorcoal
actually a hoax made by the government to protect squirrels against feminism.
hipifreq
I think it's feminism that needs protection from squirrels - I think we ALL need proteciton from those tree rats https://cybersquirrel1.com
KingdomOfDimensions
Does "I wish I could date a guy like you" really count as expressing interest tho? In regards to that specific guy it's ambiguous.
1metalnation
Dude, I've been in that phrase like 8 times, responded with something similar 8 times, and was shot down 8 times. Ambiguous as fuck
HelpIAmAFish
feels like it might be safe way to test the waters to see if he is interested?
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Yes, it's giving the guy an out if he doesn't feel the same way to make things less awkward.
Dagordae
Yes, pretty blatantly.
KingdomOfDimensions
No, no it's not. There's an implication in expressing interest in people similar to a person and not directly in that person.
Dagordae
Something made up by people who are simply bitter that their basic adherence to social norms isn’t rewarded with sex! Madness.
Desloratadine
The friendzone just means she is going to keep texting crazy hot pictures and flirting with you, (if youre lucky some kissing) but no sex.
OlaphOfTheNorth
There's also the part where these people aren't often as good at basic adherence to social norms as they say/think they are
Anonymous0199846
This irks me, there is a social behavior aptly describes by that term - but incels have co-opted it to mean this, so now we dont haves word
Anonymous0199846
I mean it’s not that important, the behavior is mostly harmless... still. Annoyed. It’s like one of those evil gifs with the one tile askew
1metalnation
There's 3 "friendzones" far as I can tell. The legitimate "I don't want to ruin our friendship," the, "I'm letting you down gently, cuz 1/
1metalnation
you're a lunatic and I don't want you burning my house down, " and the, "manipulative bitch who wants a backup plan and financial favors"
HypnoChanger
The friend zone is more about probability, and relationship dynamics. Women do not frequently see friends as potential romantic partners. 1/
HypnoChanger
The friend zone describes a situation where you are friends with someone, and therefor unlikely to become romantic. This confuses "nice 2/
HypnoChanger
guys" because they try to be friendly first, and romantic later, putting THEMSELVES into the friend zone. The idea of being *put* into 3/
lizardbones
"friendzone" is a thing, but people who complain about being in it, arent actually in it
Cerripede
Because they're not really true friends if they think they're owed more, right?
lizardbones
pretty much, yeah
thefatlonelyjew
There are people who will lead you on because they like the attention and that is very real.
mardukkur
You flirted with me, now I demand sex. Dammit, friendzoned again!
Cerripede
But that isn't "putting someone in the friend zone", that's "leading someone on". The friend zone is for people that you're not interested
Cerripede
in, that will only ever he friends. And if they have a problem with that, they can stop being your friend.
PossibleSarcasm
Friendzone is simply when you are attracted to someone and they only think of you as a friend. You are friendzoned in that case.
PossibleSarcasm
It's not some woman-hating sexist thing
Cr4zyC4tLady
Awe you can see the guys who have been “friend zoned” downvoting you wicked fast as if you’re responsible haha
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I upvoted you, can we have sex now?
HonestCommentFarmer
Only if you're a bottom.
The8thwonderoftheworld
I downvoted just to cockblock you. I deserve the sex more.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
You know, there is a solution to this...
GrumpyHermits
I dont think the friend zone is made up, but I also believe the people in the friend zone are there for a reason
CliffWestern
The implication is that someone is unwillingly being designated something when in reality you control whether you are friends with someone
Monkeyfighter
It's weird that it is called "friend zone" when the person in it isn't usually thinking like a friend.
mitharas
Sure there's a friend zone. I'm a guy and I know women who I consider friends and don't want to bang. It's something quite normal.
Cerripede
I mean you could say "zone" means "category", and that's a thing. "You are in the friend category." It's there. The people who whine that it
Cerripede
SHOULDN'T be there are the problem. So you're right. A person can consider someone just a friend. Idk why it's impossible for some to grasp
GuardsmanMiku
I mean friendzoned people arnt necesarily dickheads, but the ones who act like the girl did it on purpose are
Cerripede
But a girl CAN do it on purpose- that's not the issue. I have guy friends that I'm not romantically interested in. They're only ever going