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JiffyGee
#1 look….even Indiana is an expensive shithole these days.
jds2582
Not gonna lie. Tony Hawks Moving Castle sounds like an amazing skateboard based action RPG with lots of tongue and cheek comedy and references.
grahaCheeseWrecker
Blackberries have entered the chat
hightechpirate
Bonus points for the username P.P. Weiner
rhixhikaru
#4 What about blackberries?
vegivamp
#2 Tony Howl's Moving Castle
qtRaven
#6 The hat man...
StabbyMcMurder
Mamma mia
ChristopherHallett
I really don't like how "the scumbag left" (mostly comfortably wealthy white American podcasters) have decided it's funny and cool to be racist to Italians. Racism isn't very fucking leftist!
TheEmperorofManlovesTacos
The hat man cometh
DarkDemonDragone
#4 Orange, white grape, Red grape, Tangerine, Golden Kiwi, just to name a few 🤦♂️
AdamGenesis
Tony Howls Moving Castle?
albinomuntjac
Glad I’m not the only one stumped
vegivamp
#4 sinaasappel...
MechKelly
#3 is more just straight up ignorance than racism.
tilesmuggler
Blackberries
ryo0hki
Do not investigate the hat man.. do not.. if you value sleep
fiddlewheelx
Fun fact; strawberries aren't made out of straws.
JCBalance
What about kiwis?
lurkedlongenough
They're not berries either. Technically they're accessory fruit, due to the seeds being on the outside.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Depends on your definition of a straw, water moves through a plant through a system of really thin tubes.
JonnasGalgri
So the internets a straw?
PleasantPeasantPheasant
That travels via waves in the air, but in order to display it, I guess wires are like straws for electricity so I'm kinda split on that.
SteveTheEgg
#4 what about a green?
Calicious
Can't say I've heard of a fruit named green
TCGView
#1 the lesson here is move to Indiana.
TheElliotPage
"This has purple inside. Purple is a fruit." — a certain person smarter than Donald Trump
CarcwithaC
CarcwithaC
Sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(colour)
LargeAlbatross
#4 someone help I can't brain this. is star a color? what.. ?
scooteristno8
Redcurrants, whitecurrants, oranges, greengages, apricots (although the colour may be named after the fruit with that one).
Hoiloidl
The colour orange is also named after the fruit
scooteristno8
That's probably true, but oddly enough 'an orange' used to be 'a norange'. It was us lazy English that moved it from norange to orange.
Hoiloidl
More trivia every day, I love my life. Thanks! Still, nothing would rhime with norange too.
Allrighty
Lazy Italians, according to etymonline. It already entered the English language as orange.
thisismysociallife
#4 both these people are dumb
HiddenSanity
(Note, For 'Cherry', 'Orange', 'Peach' the fruit came first, There are, however, blackberries.)
CatsIsTheAnswer
Hear me out here: RED APPLES
HiddenSanity
Which are a subcategory of apples, I feel getting into strains or sub-species are kinda missing the point.
CatsIsTheAnswer
I meant it as a joke actually, but mostly because I don't think "red apple" is even a sub-species like Fuji, Kranz or whatever
HiddenSanity
'Red' comes up a lot in apple varieties, from Red Delicious, Red Jersey, Red Alkmene, Red Astrachan, Red Baron, Red Devil, Red Gold, Red Prince, Red Streak... Would not shock me that there's one that's just 'Red'
SoulN8
#1 can confirm. Indiana cheap as hell.
hendawg2020
frontsightfocus
TheresAlwaysSomething
Lmao we all know there's a reason. Don't act like it's some well guarded secret that your Pence spawning shithole has nothing worth paying for in it.
SoulN8
I mean it was a shithole before Pence but ok
TheresAlwaysSomething
There is nothing to imply that it wasn't in my post.
NothingPrince
#4 I was going to say Orange but the colour is named after the fruit, I think.
TheElliotPage
FAKE FRUIT-COLOR NEWS!
LordofGoats
You are correct. And violet is named for the flower. But they seem to have completely forgotten about blackberries, so it all evens out.
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Technically speaking black isn't a colour
WardSharlow
How can you say "blueberry" is named after a color and forget about "blackberry."
chrisjfinlay
Redcurrants too
malakim
Orange you glad they did not say banana though?
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Oranges aren't named after the colour, the colour is named after the orange.
Astramancer
What about "strawberry" -- I've seen "straw" used as a color descriptor before, so it fits.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yes, but no.
Username62611
Black's not a colour. /s or not /s depending on whether or not that's true, I don't care enough about colour theory or whatever to find out.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
It depends on the context.
WardSharlow
Black is the color of my true love's hair.
Kakeukh
Alternate argument : black is the only color.
BenderRodriguz1010
#7
Poopoopeepeevagina
Great... now another ultra nightmare attempt has to happen this weeekend...
TheLastBootyBender
RIP and Tear until it is done
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
this is excellent, is there more of this?
ElbowDeepInBillCosby
The last one is my favorite
xenocrisis0153
Mamma Mia, indeed!
binekarlsson360
The mafia and their doings are definitely no laughing matter - and yet I giggled ...
TheBigBadBonerBiter
"I cooka da pizza" lives in my head rent free.
four20praiseIt
PedroBenecol
There's a lot of emotion there and I don't know why.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
🤌
beardedheathen
Mamma Mia😭😭😭
BuickRiviera
Dancing Queen 😭😭😭
GabbyJayYay
Here we go again...
wagnus
You're my favorite
PineappleLoopsBroether
You’re ALL my favorite!
wagnus
You're probably just saying that and don't even really mean it
YourMotherApproves
I'm your mother's favorite
snoogns
I too am here
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
Your name was a fucking wild ride of misreadings and realising that yes, that is what I read
PineappleLoopsBroether
What?
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Rogerwilco1974
I don't get it? Is it the suffering of hearing Italian stereotypes versus the mafia literally killing people that's the joke?
SpotlightStealer
Mamma mia
EverybodyPanic
The original poster made no joke. In the first pic Falcone and Borsellino, two Italian Judges killed with bombs in the 90', this photo is one the symbols for the "lotta alla mafia" (fight against mafia). In the other photo, some victims of mafia during the years, car bombings of the judges above and a paper with an article on a journalist killed. In Italy the argument "mafia" is no laughing matter, the pain and suffering that it has caused is still strong in the minds of many Italians.
altxatu
Seems to me, it’s kinda shitty to joke about that when the other person isn’t joking. Actual organized crime is no joke. Lots of lives get ruined because of it.
Pantaux
As an italian: thank you.
Tomatnisse
One person thinks it's a serious topic, the other thinks has a different perspective and makes jokes about the mafia. The original poster then posts a bunch of tragedies from the actions of the mafia and then the other poster then makes an even absurder joke about it
TheBigBadBonerBiter
It's literally just entry level trolling and the OP got mega asshurt about it.
geekykeycap
Bingoooo. Don't feed the trolls people. It gives them what they want and just encourages the behavior.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
"Don't feed the trolls" really needs to work it's way back into the internet curriculum. Too many people feel like they have to respond to every little dumb thing that comes their way.
djhash
#4.. "fruit of the bramble," early 12c., from Old English blaceberian, from black (adj.) + berry. So called for the color.
HypnagogicHallucinations
White Pepper
Pandameter
Red Delicious Apples
Allrighty
Cultivars is cheating
DarkWingz
Redcurreht, blackcurrant, tangerine
NullResult
BLUE RESPBERYYYY
Valaar
Blackberry ?
AinoTiani
Redcurrant, blackcurrant, whitecurrant
djhash
https://www.etymonline.com/word/blackberry
PrincessWendyB
How did you skip over THE ORANGE?
TheFishFace
Because the colour is named after the fruit - which is presumably the gotcha the original smartarse tweet was aiming for
Grambot
Etymology Imgur coming in strong tonight
roflipop
Yeah. We big on that. And spelling. And grammar. And supporting each other. We just a tribe of happy nerds up on here.
paragraph
Or, and hear me out because this is a very esoteric fruit you may never have heard of: blackberry.
SoulN8
Came here to say this thank you
TheFishFace
The definition of that word is what op posted.
paragraph
MaxieMooo
Blackcurrant, red currant, spring greens
MaxieMooo
I guess the last one is a vegetable but i wanted to branch out a bit
GlenL
No, that's named after a smartphone
rdmage11
Marionberry.
miked854
Chuck Berry's cousin?
rdmage11
That was Marvin, if you are thinking of the cousin that phoned him about a new sound discovery at a high school prom.
AydenBeeson
Black isn't a colour it's a tint
brickius
You're a taint
toodrunktoeatthischicken
It’s a shade and nobody likes you
uthminsta
Whoa there, black Betty!
sal0qwerty
Bramble jam!
demolitionlover09
Ambulance
DrMarioSThompson
Panda lamp
Wmcmwa
Bamalam
myballshurt
Orange
xmaneds
"blueberry"
MarkySpaceMagnet
The easiest one
Calicious
The wrongest one
tooomanystevesgotbanned
The fruit orange came first: https://youtu.be/wh4aWZRtTwU?t=777
Tigersterne
Orange you glad you know that?
isaidsomethingcool
It was named after the fruit. It's why redheads arent orangeheads. "Orange" wasnt a name of a color until the 1500s
ActuallyAPirate
It's call
ActuallyAPirate
It is called
BenderRodriguz1010
S'called
LordW
Evidence actually holds that we named the color after the fruit. In the english-languages (old english, etc) the word was "ruegelb" or something like that, which meant reddish gold
LyraTheLycan
NO WAY I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID THAT
LordW
Some evidence https://www.etymonline.com/word/ORANGE
crapybarra
Thank you
Mavgurian
"gelb" is German for "yellow"
justsome
So Stu Gelbert is actually stu yellowred
BTanner13000
So for all that time, there was no name for that color? Just some vague combination of other colors? When people drew a rainbow, they would say "red, blue, yellow, green, violet, indigo, and then that other color, whatchamacallit, reddish-golden-yellow thing"? That sounds like bullshit.
potential816
Think about it - there aren't a lot of naturally occurring orange things in the British isles. They wouldn't have really needed to differentiate it from shades of red or yellow until one day a trader brings a vibrant, distinctly orange fruit to the market. We're talking about the middle ages here.
TheElusiveDoctorTurkish
There are plenty of languages which don't have separate words for blue and green.
LyraTheLycan
I've read so many books that say blue-green when I personally know ones like aquamarine, this suddenly makes sense
SpoonOfDoom
In addition to the other comments: there are millions of colors without a separate name. Or when was the last time you saw a rainbow with hard lines between the colors? Color is a spectrum, and bits of it only get a name where it's culturally relevant enough to get one. And even then it's ill defined.
arhalts
Yea. Lots of languages still lack certain color words and there is an order color words get added to a language and orange is pretty low down.
AbelardSnazz
Most ancient languages had no word for blue https://www.theguardian.com/books/2010/jun/12/language-glass-colour-guy-deutscher#:~:text=It%20turned%20out%20that%20it,for%20black%20or%20for%20green.
DatDarthCaedus
Old West Norse had terms for blue, yellow, gray, green, white, red, and black, and the term used for yellow may also have included pink, orange and brown. Gold was described as "red", "golden red", because it was a warm hue. They did have a specific term for "brown", but it only referred to horses of that color (so using it for anything else would basically be calling that "horse colored"), and they seem to have had a specific word for blonde hair color. Plus some other stuff like that.
LetTheJimmiesRustle
Because its rare in nature?