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Pornhub wins April Fools Day
Way to make a man shit himself #teamhuman WOW FP... didn't think for a second this shit would happen!
Apr 1, 2017 4:27 PM
VelvetThunder4
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Way to make a man shit himself #teamhuman WOW FP... didn't think for a second this shit would happen!
fleegz2007
#teamhuman
silrath
#teamhuman
RektalThermometer
#teamhuman
THEamazingMANTISshrimp
#teamhuman
germansparklepartey
#teamhuman
some1has2saveus
#teamhuman
MMkakashi
#Teamhuman
holkusmash
#teamhuman
Cummybearz
#teamhuman
ireallylikejamontoast
#teamhuman
YouGuessTheRest
#teamhuman
Poseidaan
#teamhuman
username82
#teamhuman because Porn Hub! Lmao
asquidandahole
#teamhuman
titsmcasscrack
#teamhuman
DetectiveDiggory
#teamhuman #teampornhub
theincredibledork
#teamhuman
DoctorDoctorInTraining
#teamhuman
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
#teamhuman
OinkOinkalot
#teamhuman
Swashdickler
#teamhuman
DetectiveDiggory
#teamhuman #teamporn
5minsinthesun
#teamhuman
Sykit
#teamhuman
MonkeyBirdBlues
#teamhuman
RichyCigars
#teamhuman and this is awesome.
pornhub
#teamhuman
TheGifsMustFlow
Kinda wonder how many people are gonna pass over this comment. #teamzombie
Mdogsthethird
I wonder how many people had a heart attack #teamhuman
tardisbreaker
#teamhuman
Bman1988
#teamhuman
Christophax
#teamhuman #pornhubisdarealMVP
SirPrized
#teamhuman
Systym
#teamhuman
Marine23
#teamhuman
SirDalud
#teamhuman
RobocopShootingDicks
#teamhuman
fewermelons16
How do I know which team I'm on? I'm confused by all of this I haven't been on much the past few days
SirPrized
It's over now, but you look at your profile and there would be a green star or red biohazard symbol. Green = team human. Red = team zombie
fewermelons16
Damn, I missed it, thanks anyways!
iMoonJunkie
It happened to me and I accidentally clicked thanks I think my shit kissed my pants a little #teamhuman
SirBayleaf
So what page does it take you to if you hit thanks?
iMoonJunkie
Just ha April fools your servers and history are protected #teamhuman
DetectiveDiggory
#teamhuman #teamporn
moderatbothsides
Dude just reading this post made me freak for a split second. Then I realized even if it's true, I didn't even go on their site today. Lol
iMoonJunkie
Every man goes on this site at least once a day lol
bascus
You liar +1
moderatbothsides
...Site today. (yet)*
thepopeofchilitown
#teamhuman
shesgotmomjokes
#teamzombie
DetectiveDiggory
#teamhuman
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
#teamhuman
MensaForDummies
#teamhuman
Fishlullabies
#teamhuman
5minsinthesun
#teamhuman
shesgotmomjokes
#teamzombie
swimmer07
#teamhuman
shesgotmomjokes
#teamzombie
swimmer07
#teamhuman
MensaForDummies
#teamhuman
Lumpy1Toucan
Jesus Christ dude could you like write something funny as opposed to this autism
larichdump
#teanhuman
thepopeofchilitown
Hey everyone stop having fun. This dude isn't into it. #teamhuman
ChrisWsrn
#teamhuman
Lumpy1Toucan
disgusting
ModernCookie
#teamhuman
Lumpy1Toucan
I'm going to kill myself
AndreAllstateDankMemes
Are you trying to get us to celebrate?
GiantPileofCats
#teamhuman
ThorinMapleshield
I just wish people would still make actual comments and then include the hashtag at the end. I miss witty comments
thepopeofchilitown
This won't last forever. Soon we'll be back to the good stuff.
FactChecker101
No. #teamhuman
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
I still do. It might still be point-whoring, but at least it's not shameless point-whoring. #teamzombie
ThorinMapleshield
What my fellow #teamhumans don't understand is we are all mindless zombies to Imgur HQ and today we proved it
ThorinMapleshield
What my fellow #teamhumans don't understand is we are all mindless zombies to Imgur HQ and today we proved it
Lumpy1Toucan
you only get points for your team for posts, not comments
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
Yes, but it tends to be a good way to get upvotes in general.
ThorinMapleshield
Then that makes it even more pointless that everybody is spamming the same hashtag comment
ovelanimimerkki
Oh please, I share my favorite porn anyway. This would be great, if I had friends left.
VeziPupu
Torille
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
But you've got porn going for you, which is nice.
frobert
I got shit scared when I saw this today
JasonWaterfaIIs
Left?
newsguycraigevans
Man I was sweating bullets!
IJerkOffAlot
I don't share my porn because I am greedy.
ovelanimimerkki
You're just too busy jerking off to share any.
IJerkOffAlot
Well, Duh!
clair4k
Username checks out
wardenclyfe
Well that makes me want to see your porn more dammit
IJerkOffAlot
Denied.
rainmakerab
Why you no got no friends ? ;)
Camelspotting
Too much straight, missionary sex for the purpose of procreation.
DahPrincess
He ate them
MrMineHeads
Checks out
frobert
Because he has a hand
frobert
And a phone
ReebzWasTaken
He kept showing them too much godamn porn.
frobert
I'm glad to be the 69th upvote
rainmakerab
Thanks frobert I mean, wait, what?
lcplspanky
That 1 midget tranny donkey show video was the last they could take
rainmakerab
Ha you kind of funny... for a zombie
lcplspanky
Thanks, I eat exclusively comedians brains so I can be
rainmakerab
Good thinking ... for a zombie
ovelanimimerkki
Guess.
rainmakerab
Cause you send them porn?
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
Are you ugly? My mother says I don't have any friends because I'm ugly and the lord is punishing me for the sins of a past life.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Haha share your most brutal momma moments here! *meme patent pending
DahPrincess
Did you eat them?
ovelanimimerkki
Just their brains, because I'm a zombie.
DahPrincess
That's why i asked. I have the observational skills of a person
TheSilverSeraph
Cos you didn't share enough porn with them?
westo48
No it's cause he's a zombie and kept trying to eat them... duh
ovelanimimerkki
Well I did share enough porn, but apparently it wasn't good enough.. :(
JAC0BY
Yeah not everyone is in midget porn Mike.
apexwarrior
Haha. Really? This is the first human post I've upvoted all day!
ThePastorWhoSaysFuck
Same #teamzombie
SuperiorPosterior
#TeamZombie must agree, this post is a good post.
FingersInTheDirt
#teamzombie
themoonman
I posted this same thing this morning. Only 14 upvotes for me tho
Jnohra
#teamzombie, #teamzombie, #teamzombie
Bobloblaw8
It's real. A friend told me about it.
Ryebread91
http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/traitor-stormtrooper-gif.gif
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
You're weak. #teamzombie
CyborgScribe
I'm team human but I upvote what I like. So when Kat posted she woulda gotten an upvote even I was team zombie.
PresidentBolbi
A TRAITOR AMONGST US
LighterSolid
#teamhuman
guyfawks
And for that humans rule. #teamhuman
MensaForDummies
#teamhuman
SailorLoony
oh. were we not suppose to upvote the other teams posts...? hmm...
TheSidewinder17
How the giant fuck do i check the score???
Praier
#teampornhub #teamhuman
darkdoom001
#teamhuman
DoublevBomb
I'm waiting for this game to be over before I vote for any of the good posts happen to be part of it.
Resistance69
#teampornhub #teamhuman
Youhavethewrongperson
#teamhuman, #teampornhub
CanadianBaconOhYeah
Can someone pls explain
BeatenBearface
Glad you can admit it. #teamhuman
xWonko
Where's @pornhub?
Amdrauder
I think I remember this being suggested ages ago and they said they'd mention it.
xWonko
it also seems @pornhub is on neither team
SuperBobKing
I'm pretty sure there was a comment on here where it was suggested.
MensaForDummies
#teamhuman
ZeroEndGame
#teamzombie
axgib
Don't act as if you didn't notice #teamhuman
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
#teamhuman
imsofuckingfuture
#teamhuman
ZaphodsFriend
What am I D:
ohhotdamncoveredinjam
HUMAN!!!! Well done Nugget! #teamhuman
MensaForDummies
#teamhuman
Pikachu8091
SpaceeFox
Good times good times
FN2199Traitor
Traitor
TRAITORSPINNYGUY
you too?!?!
FN2199Traitor
Ain't nothing but the truth!
VelvetThunder4
Multiple heart-attacks were had
JarringCorgi522
I panicked and the assumed the foetus position and cried
ComicallyMischievious
Fetal position. The position which the foetus is in. At least that's how it is in the states.
JarringCorgi522
Yeah I know but I kinda gave up on life for like the 2836383847th time when writing that comment
ComicallyMischievious
Well, at least you found 2836383846 reasons to give life another chance.
pookieeatworld
I actually checked my fb afterwards and it said one post pending and I almost shit myself...
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
I was "hacked" sorry friends and family
LargePenguin
VirtualNaut
His reaction makes me laugh all the time.
Cathunterninja
#teamhuman
InsecurExtrovert
I clicked thanks pornhub but I receive no reward
VelvetThunder4
Your "unloading" was your reward
Merco
heh 69 points
lordofhouselurker
troungtroung
#teamhuman
Jonnyster98
#teamzombie
HankSilkhole
#teamhuman
HankSilkhole
#teamhuman
kodama8
#teamhuman
Carvaz
#teamhuman
CaptainStarShine
#teamhuman
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
#teamhuman
BiggerthanBoss
#teamhuman
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Lol your a zombie! Thanks
BiggerthanBoss
I changed alliances. The zombies only ate meat, so I couldn't have cake.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
So true, well played half breed. Enjoy your cake
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
garygoblins
#teamhuman
erikr98
#teamhuman
5minsinthesun
#teamhuman
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
#teamhuman
dogfartsreallystink
#teamhuman
MensaForDummies
#teamhuman
adamminebomb
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
#teamhuman
CrawdaddyD
#teamhuman
5minsinthesun
#teamhuman
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
SherlockH0LMES
#TeamHuman
queencyanide
#teamhuman
Waitingforthedarknes
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
#teamhuman
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
5minsinthesun
#teamhuman
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
Cathunterninja
#teamhuman
saleenowner
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
#teamhuman
5minsinthesun
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
Derodric
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
conniecpu
#teamhuman
myusernamehasneverbeenrelevant
#teamhuman
queencyanide
#teamhuman