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Cat tax, thanks for reading..
DangerousNoodle
I use #5 not to stay awake, but to expand my lungs so I can play longer and extended notes on the flute.
FairladyZLover
+1 for the red headed mallard
Dizizle
Forkin' toaster! ⚡️⚡️
GGGenom
Walk backwards on icy paths? I think that duck is the wrong colour.
Warkitten21
Yea i dont see how that works
CaffeineManic
Holding my breath for a FEW MINUTES is not really an option for me.
orp0piru
#5 20 sec is good enough. Also a good trick to open your nose during a cold, will last only 10 minutes at best but still worth it sometimes
Cruxador
That "photoshop" "trick" is the primary purpose of the alt key.
Garbinator
And you also don't need to hold Alt. What a train wreck of advice
mercbrit
NILEAGGIE
Now it totally makes sense where 'hummers' came from
wildlifenerd
Glad I’m not the only one that thought this
ErmergerdGernonderf
Coffee grounds make swepping up vomit a breeze.
BigTruckRegularPenis
Get dogs. They'll get it up in a jiffy!
xrayx
Nr. 5 “Slow your breath for a few MINUTES to INCREASE heart rate”? I think it’ll slow it down to a halt
leonardcohen545
The one about saying sorry after a car crash being akin to admitting guilt is NOT true in Canada.
koldfusion
This is true in Canada. “I’m sorry” is not an admission of guilt. Should be true in the USA as well.
w1n5t0ns
its called the apology act or something, and says that saying sorry is not an admission of guilt.
njr12
Or in the US
maniacalmacaroni
Uses "Ex." immediately before explaining how "e.g." is used for examples.
Maitis
(John and) ME WENT TO THE STORE
CSharpShooter
The one about the menu bar in PhotoShop also works for most menu bars or anywhere a character of an option is underlined in Windows.
JHawke
Also mac and linux, also if you press it, it will often underline options and show you the keys if it doesn't underline by default.
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Man I tried the oil on your knife to cut onions one and I just had an oily onion that still made me cry
Peajayrawr
It can help a little, by reducing the amount of juice that makes it into the air. But it's def not a fix all. Strong onion still = ouch eyes
ihearthearts
Thank you for being the guinea pig.
RdizzyC
Putting the onion in the freezer first for a bit works better than oil on the knife.
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
I’ll do this next time! I also think I need to invest in some onion goggles
camn333
PSA: calculator one is wrong, CE means "clear everything", so it will clear the entire calculation. C only clears the current number.
GGGenom
Maybe where you come from. All the calculators I've used work as the post describes.
Seiken3
Same - CE stands for "Clear Entry" after all
camn333
Interesting, it seems my calculator at work is word wrong then. I guess some Chinese guy had it backwards too.
Bobwire
"CE" stands for "Clear Entry." "C" clears everything. Been that way since I worked on them in the early Seventies.
DungeonMaster69
When someone is depressed, don't tell them someone has it worse. Tell them to hit the gym you lazy fuck
HellaPictureSeeing
So for me i always feel better after throwing up if that is in fact the feeling i feel... why stop the natural process?
williamshakesbear
If you are feeling sick because of low blood sugar levels and dehydration, it might be a good idea to try to keep something in your stomach
plouffi
Sometimes you might want to delay the natural process for a few seconds/minutes until you get to a more appropriate place to throw up.
ChristianZombieVampire
Like a bout of car sickness w/ no barf bag. Definitely want to delay the acid chowder until pulled over. Hurling out window = bad idea.
TheOKCanyon
I tried this trick for blowjobs. It didn't work for me.
TheMightySausagesWife
When you have to keep down antibiotics
HellaPictureSeeing
Good point my friend
Ohgodtheyrealltaken
I can't keep anything down if I'm nauseous and hum. Makes things worse for me and things immediately get worse. Best to let it happen.
cbjfan
#3, of course, I'll just use my pin number at this ATM machine. If the LCD display is broken may it RIP in peace.
DarAiel14
As someone who worked for a bank. The ATM will only eat your card when its malfunctioning. Depending on what bank the card is just locked
villlllle
And, lol, what shithole countries still use the magnetic strip instead of the chip. A machine won't take the card if its in chip reader.
SnackMasterRanger
Yeah that's not true cuz I put my dad's card in the machine and typed that pin in wrong like 5 times the other weeks and it didn't eat it
cbjfan
Was pointing out the redundancies (pi number number, at machine machine, lc display display)
thee2
I can't just poop on command
leabelle
Fight or flight, work on those dumping skills by having friends scare the literal shit out of you. "Colon, I am about to die, empty!!"
TAPMayhem
There's an app for that.
therealpopkiller
Amateur
omygusMaker
With jeans on.
andrewbert
Exercise can help to temporarily relieve clinical depression but is by no means a cure. Not bad advice, per se, but maybe should be specific
andrewbert
If you’re suffering from depression, seek help from a professional. Not a duck you saw online.
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
worldsGreatestDetectiveOne
Pretty easy to do in PS. Glad I wasn’t the only on to notice.
Duros62
I thought that was a nice touch.
TacoAddiction
#8 I are not sure this works every time
GrumpySnail
First thought: "Be snarky because of the grammatical error." Second thought: "Be nice. English must be their 2nd language!" Then I got it.
Corcovado
It actually does. I can't really think of an instance when it doesn't.
pizzapartyhard
TacoAddiction and I are still not convinced.
CycloneSP
the instance that was just presented to you? "John and I are not sure" vs "I am not sure"
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
it's because you're testing for whether you should use "I" or "me", not "am" vs "are". The advice mallard was true but poorly explained
Definitelynotabee
nicoleoftheeast
Exercise is not a cure for depression. It may help, but it may not.
falconram
It won’t hurt.
ssj7blade
It doesn't say it's a cure in the meme. It just says to exercise.
Thatautismguy
Studies have shown it's one of the most effective treatments for depression
nicoleoftheeast
which is great. treatment is not a cure
Staircasefuckwit
It makes you better yourself every passing day, which is the opposite of depression.
nicoleoftheeast
you've clearly never been depressed
Staircasefuckwit
"Sadly" you're wrong, but it's okay.
Staircasefuckwit
But I should have probably said that it's the opposite of what depression does.
nicoleoftheeast
in which case, then yes
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
Blisters are easier to avoid than they are to fix: sit on your ass and never move.
MiningDegu
Do you want to lose the use of your legs? Good luck getting up after sitting down for 12 hours.
landofbob
Bedsores... not a good thing.
JediDavid
TheHaloFollower
Sunovabitchyoustolemahresponsegif
Cthulhuchooseyou
What fresh hell is this?
Screamlord22
My friends call me coach!
Doge12312
Best youtuber ever!
Mistruths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCdn0zg6NDM
AnnaAndUndertale
Glorious
mjkosmic
What the fuck is this. It’s fantastic
JediDavid
NopiestofRopes
An0nym00se is the name of the YouTuber
HighSorcerer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM
HighSorcerer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCdn0zg6NDM
mjkosmic
No words..
Roune
#3 it’s been years since I’ve seen an ATM that keeps your card in it anymore. Every single 1 I’ve used nowadays u put it in and pull it out
HerrBisch
They're all like that in the UK.
Vegonbrei
And I've never seen one that didn't hold your card. Around here only gas pumps are insert & pull.
CSharpShooter
Every bank that's moved to chips seems to only have ATMs that retain the card.
Roune
Mine recognizes that you have a chip and then just locks it in. The ones that ate your card used to actually bring it inside the machine
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
#1 If you don't have good socks, wear two pairs. Very little friction on your feet that way. Also, invest in specific walking socks.
Dowtchaboy
Yep. Took sales persons advice. Comfortable Meindl boots, walking socks plus liner socks. 20 days on Camino, 15 sun,5 rain, not one blister.
NymT89
Also, a quick fix is a bit of duct tape on the inside of your shoe wherever your blisters usually occur.
JHawke
Or just.. don't wear anything. Whenever I wear shoes I wear thin cheapass socks but I never get blisters because of the callus(?). hardened>
JHawke
> layers under my feet from walking barefoot so often.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Ah, but most pineapples don't walk around bare foot. Plus, surely your feet hurt like hell if you go mountain hiking or something?
DeadeicPrints
#2 wait why?
TheHaloFollower
We have a friend with a foxy uncle cap. Haha
SaraNotSarah
This is definitely true for online florists. During Mother’s Day every time I went to a site, the price went up and sales went away
rugmiem
Yep!
crushingmissy
My mum and I bought the same plane tickets twenty minutes apart (we had been searching a while before) and her flight increased by $50.
khora
Prices vary over time and depending on free seats, but normally according to fixed rules, not your browsing history.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I tested this once out of curiosity. Went back to the site a buncha times with many searches. Prices never changed.
khora
This tip is only possible for airlines without resellers, like RyanAir.
rugmiem
That’s because they knew you were out curiosity.
klj126
I've flown a decent amount. Never encountered this
calcifear
It's not universal, the visits are correlated with other data to make a decision and not every site does this. Still happens though.
wisearse
Have done this. A lot. No change, if there was it was very little.
khora
Most airlines allow travel agencies to sell tickets, so they can't do shit like this.
hazeleyedfreak
How do you delete cookies?
pancreas
depends on the browser you're using. It might be in your 'history' settings somewhere
KeatonTS
just use the private browser option whenever you search, cookies wont be saved and you wont have to worry about deleting them
hazeleyedfreak
Thanks!
particledecay
Eat them
hazeleyedfreak
How do I delete the shame of eating so many cookies?
particledecay
Alcohol
kawaiisaac
"Let's see what the prices are for [here] to [there] I'm just looking not going to buy." 1 week later, "Oh no the prices are going up and /1
kawaiisaac
there are less seats I better buy them now!" Nothing makes people spend extra money like pretending something is in demand. Ask realtors 2/2
AlmightyThor117
They will increase the rates shown on the website the longer you search so you get scared into buying a ticket quickly without searching
khora
This is not true though. The price rules and allocations are posted in global systems that travel agencies use.
idkalan
The same process applies for travel apps as most people don't clear the cache/data thus it's easier for the site to raise your rates
rocketpanda
I've heard this forever, but anytime I've tested it with incognito or another browser it wasn't true...
HiddenSanity
I have... it depends on the site, not typically on the direct vendor, that I've seen, but some of the bargain 3rd party sites do.
Unprofessionalphotographer
Specific days also factor into it
NotLuckyDucky
I’ve actually had this happen to multiple times when looking for a plane ticket. I had to get on another device to get the original price
somethingsomthingchemtrails
The airline or booking company monitors website ticket flow. When They have a influx of interest the Algorithm increases ticket price too
grzlbrmft
I had this happen recently. Booking page was open for several days. Flight price went up 300%! Incognito browser: price went back to normal.
Alpine262
I don't know how true the advice is but that's definitely not a good way to test it out. People over estimate incognito/private browser alot
AlmightyThor117
Out of fear of the rate rising again
DeadeicPrints
That sucks.
AlmightyThor117
Yep