Lion King is a goddamn masterpiece you take that back

Mar 11, 2018 4:42 AM

Pen1five

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For recent stuff, I will admit I find Moana better than Lion King.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 15

The Lion King is plagiarised, blatantly stolen almost scene-for-scene from Osamu Tezuka's Kimba the White Lion. Fuck Disney.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

We’re being oversaturated with frozen stuff. The movie came out like 2 years ago and now they’re doing a broadway show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hand drawn by North Koreans

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tangled > Lion King or Frozen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moana > Frozen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Still can't believe the millennials are turning 18 this year. Wow I'm getting old!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

millenials are turning 35+ this year.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Frozen was a shit movie. At least I thought so until I watched the 4th season of Once Upon a Time. Makes a lot more sense now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frozen was a predictable mess with boring songs and unnecessary characters thrown in. Lion King was about the hardships of life.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can we take a moment to discuss that nose. I could parallel park in those nostrils... and i'm a female.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frozen is overrated. I'll take Moana any day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frozen is straight up below average Disney, come at me. It's got two good twists and squanders a pretty interesting character.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Zootopia would like a word...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 Caballeros bitches!!! Come fight me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kim the White Lion > Lion King

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Im goibg to add "using hakuna-the-fuck-not in real Life" to my bucket list.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dude must spend 23 hours a day scouring twitter for opportunities to make a funny response

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hamlet > Lion King

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

anyone who downvotes this is a philistine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I can’t stop looking at dudes nostrils

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

When he sneezes its like a double barrell shotgun

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you gaze long into the nostrils, the nostrils also gaze into you.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm actually watching criminal minds right now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can see my empty soul

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also Tangled > Frozen

8 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

Not wrong. Music was better too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked Flynn's dream.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The advertising for Tangled was shit, though.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frozen isn’t even that good. As an adult I can watch lion king and actually enjoy it, not so with frozen.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Its true. Saw it for the first time two weeks ago along with zootopia which is brilliant. Frozen not so much, good songs though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Frozen barely has a story at all.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To each their own.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A movie can only be good if adults can enjoy it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

"it's not a kid film, lion king is Shakespeare with fur"

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

Shouldn't a quote have the quoter? Quoted? Quotizzler? Whatever the right word is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh right, yeah I was quoting Jack Whitehall

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*hamlet with fur. and this shouldn't be divisive but it will be, hamlet is better.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

But Shakespeare wrote Hamlet....

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

well, it's not "much ado about nothing" or "merry wives of windsor" with fur, is it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the new Lion King movie really live action if all the characters will have to be done in CG?

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

I believe it’s going to similar to The Jungle Book that Jon Favreu directed a few years ago. But I could totally be wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the new theme song: The Circle of Jerk. They shouldn't touch LK.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was still animated, but I could be wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yes because the settings are real and love animals are being used for but the speaking parts, there s an interest in documentary about it1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever since I heard that the song "Be Prepared" was not going to be in it, I lost all interest.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the new Lion King really live action if Mufasa dies

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I didn't know about this, and this already sounds like the most unnerving film I'll ever watch.

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

The live action Jungle Book wasn't terrible (King Louie's song is one of the greatest versions ever).

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Can it really be considered live action with no human characters? Wouldn't it just be an updated animated film?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I would imagine Mowgli was in it

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I should have specified, I was referring to The Lion King.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aladdin though

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 8

I also prefer The Little Mermaid and the original Beauty and the Beast to Lion King. I don't know, it just seemed like a letdown after /1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

three really great movies. It was good, but not as good as those three. /2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SWORD IN THE STONE BIOTCH

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I had a girlfriend whose parents wouldn't let her watch it because it had magic and that wasn't Christian. Same for Harry Potter lol

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When the Harry Potter movies came out, there were magazines at the checkstand with front page articles talking about (1/x)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best Disney Princess and Best story, especially over 3 arcs. King of thieves is the only watchable direct to VHS disney movie

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

*Coughs* Mulan *Coughs*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you need a lozenge?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely the hottest Disney Princess.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Best training process.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Woah woah woah. Are you saying kuzco is not the hottest?!?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes. Unless "kuzco" is code for Jasmine. You might argue for Emma Watson, but Natalie Portman was queen, not princess, so Jasmine wins.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. She is the best looking of the 12 year olds.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You must be watching different movies. Jasmine is not 12 in the movie we're talking about.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm exaggerating, they are all under-age though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0