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bringonlywhatyouneedtosurvive
This movie was actually pretty good.
Woppledorf
Wedriftdeeper
Cock blocked by a pussy!
Valaar
helltonic
I want to see this, i just want to see a methhead looking motherfucker save the universe
chelicerat10
tpgreyknight
Holytoledo94
I need solely the cat as a reaction GIF. Anyone?
jew666
This is...awkward.
helholm
Omg. What's the source for this cat-gif?
RickterDeathBeard
What is this?
Jimmmydickgun
I can't wait to redbox this film.
TaviRus
I don't know if I should upvote or downvote. Cat acts better than the leads in Valerian...but its a cat acting better than the leads...
wrinklyflute
He looks like an off-brand Leonardo Dicaprio from 2002
cavett
I haven't seen the movie, though the trailer looks decent. Turns out the trailer uses a sample from gangstas paradise, debating watching now
pandamandana
Don't. It doesn't worth your money or your time.
acunninglinguist
This movie was atrocious. Just awful.
awesomeisawsome
Ha love you're name! Hope more people look at your posts
acunninglinguist
I rarely post. Just troll the fuck outta the comment section.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
No idea who these ppl are
Imalwaysready
Dane DeHaan, Cara Delevingne, and Mr. Puddlepiddles.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
I realized what i hate about his voice. It sounds like hes constantly trying to make it deeper than it actually is.
metallicsparrow
Gotta ask, am I the only one who thinks that actress perpetually looks 12 years old? 'Tis weird. Can't ever take her characters seriously.
NeverendingSilverstorm
Right? I thought they were 16 year olds!
D3nn1s10
man, I thought the guy was trying to hard to sound like a 30 y/o and it was really off putting. But he is 30 something. Awkward.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
I know what he's probably thinking. http://imgur.com/eHCiYlY
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Did you just assume that cat's gender?!
mechalentil
I swear that guy would make the best Levi Ackerman
SamuraiSnack
This was the first movie I ever walked out of, the CHEESIEST script ever, super bad
RevanTheJedi
BUT CGI WAS GOOD, RIGHT?! /s
RonaldBWeasley
dude i loved Superbad
bozzak
https://m.popkey.co/afa5a8/868d4_s-200x150.gif
TinderForWeirdos
Who is she?
Cayowin
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5353321/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm
Bigcurly2000
Cara Delevigne
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Cara Delevigne was one of the DJs in GTA5 :)
aumschmact
You get 1 point for being correct.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
antipixelz
I literally don't understand the hate for him, i fucking love this guy as an actor
Seps786
This guys acting was utter shit in this movie, everything he said felt so forced, there was no passion from both of these actors in this
Deathbunny600
I loved him in chronicle
pandamandana
I don't know why but his voice is familiar. Is he a voice actor or something?
biojaeQueen
Stop trying to make Cara Delevingne happen. She's so not fetch.
q2grapple
she's not bad to look at... just keep her mouth shut
IFrequentlyNoticeRelevantUsernames
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Djkreeze
I've never seen a more beautiful movie that I've hated soooo much
goodguyC
I liked the movie, I just hated Dane DeHaan...
ensoul
Snowpiercer?
highpieinthesky
Why did you hate snowpiercer?
gewalt
never saw avatar?
Djkreeze
Avatar was mediocre in both story and design, this thing goes to the most incredible polar opposites of each
Ozarck
idk, I'd place the story well below mediocre.
ILikeCharmanderOk
Yes. The visuals were stunning. I wish they'd diverted 10% of the CGI budget to a proper script and actors lol.
BlorlandoOom
It's Jupiter Ascending all over again
GrazerMadhill
Jupiter Ascending was bad. Valerian was atleast decent
thatHertz
It was supposed to be like 9 hours long! and they cut it down to 90 minutes. Why God
CptRobotNinja
I really wanted to catch it in theatres, was sad I missed it
ElectroDragonfly
I liked it a lot! I don't know why everyone was so disappointed.
CptRobotNinja
Well Ill still give it a watch just from curiosity
bibliophilic
I enjoyed it but there were some things that I was lukewarm on. Mostly I felt the characters lacked charm, which 5th Element had in spades.
vilikke
They were so wrong for the roles: http://realdepartment.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/valerian-and-the-city-of-a-thousand-planets-comic.jpg
vilikke
None of the chemistry of the comic, none of the characteristics
superfeathers
Exactly what i thought. I wish i could wash my face in pearls every morning.
ElectroDragonfly
Why'd you hate it? It wasn't the greatest movie of all time, but I had fun watching it.
Satanslittlechariotsoffailedpotential
How about this line? "I want you the be the only one on my playlist." Excuse me while I go barf violently.
CountAiight
Some of the worst casting ever. I didn't care about any of the characters.
norill
the script everyone calls unoriginal is based on 50 year old comic that inspired star wars and 5th element.
Djkreeze
So the definition of unoriginal
shadowfox
It would be more accurate to call Star Wars or 5th element unoriginal, considering this came before and it's their inspiration.
Keru
To be fair, that doesn't excuse the script for that movie being dogshit compared to the actual comics it's based on.
SomeCrazyNerd
So, it's like John Carter?
RevanTheJedi
I've never read the comic but my guess is that they just somehow fucked it up as it often happens. Either that or the original one was shit.
norill
one thing they fucked up is that Laureline was a redhead in the comics. but she was pretty hot in the film too, so i'll allow it
ILostIt
What movie is it??
fartharder
Space Balls
OnTheInternetNoOneKnowsYouAreAnOwl
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BeefL0g
They honestly look more like siblings
imagurian
ObligatoryLannisterGif.gif
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
They're both terrible actors. Movie was pretty though.
onadatewithanak
Makes it even better!
SierraSykes2
I bet that would have been a better story too.
Cruxador
You kiss your siblings like that?
ComeBurnMe
The both look werid at the same direction
kevin09051998
So that's why I though their relationship was hot...
kevin09051998
notice the extreme sarcasm
skandiknavery
I'm so glad i'm not the only one who thought this. When I saw previews i thought they were supposed to be brother and sister
PAPYRUS01
Pls read de comics, the french and crazy love.
PoeticStatic
That was one of the things a lot of reviewers thought when they saw this movie. Can't unsee it now haha.
motherhoodlum
I am so glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
MooMooGoesTheFish
It's the eyebrows.
27yoUGLYvirgin
The eyebrows?? Nothing special about those. It's the nose and mouth that are very similar.
labworkerlurker
why are you being downvoted? it's definitely their mouths...
HisNameIsDan
Exactly
Applepotamus
josephofcanada131415
Family sticks together
JarJarBinksKisser
I spent a good first ten minutes of the movie trying to figure out if they were.
Raguleader
Ugh, do all white people look the same to you?
fiftyfourfourtysixwasmynumber
Yes. FTW I'm white.
Bigcurly2000
I KNOW! I knew nothing about the film and just assumed from the trailer they were playing siblings.
VampireLife
what film?
Bigcurly2000
Valerian. I haven't actually seen it, but the reviews weren't good. At all. By Luc Besson who did The Fifth Element, which I love.
QuietSilence
The plot is terrible, and the characters have more plot armor than Ichigo from Bleach. The special effects however, are wondrous.
JustDontCare
I dunno if it's because I'm black... but have you not seen 90% of white couples?
GuardsmanMiku
FUCK I KNEW SOMETHING FELT OFF
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
They both creep me the fuck out.
UsernameMatt
She looks like that girl who egged on her boyfriend to kill himself. With smaller face caterpillars of course.
onadatewithanak
You're a genius!
ForrestIndustries
thtguyjosh
scrolled past 6 more comments than i thought id have to
BenSnow97
Plot twist: they are
BeefL0g
Valerian and the city of a thousand incests
WhatWhatInYourButt
"Coming up to your local Pornhub this summer"
firstofhisname419
The Lannisters send their regards.
SierraSykes2
I thought incest was a Targaryen thing (I'm not in the loop of GoT).
WhyDoTheyAlwaysSendThePoorWhyDontPresidentsFightTheWar
AFAIK the Targaryens in general do it for bloodline purity, meanwhile the most notable Lannisters is a [s/b] relationship.
xuvial
The Lannisters send their retards.
AHDaniHodd
A gorgeous model and a not-so handsome man look like siblings?
27yoUGLYvirgin
What is the issue with that? Some features that are genetically passed down look a lot better on females than males and vice versa, it's not
27yoUGLYvirgin
uncommon at all that one sibling is very attractive and the other of the opposite sex isn't. I even know a guy who is hot like a model, his
27yoUGLYvirgin
sister is barely average because those strong masculine features don't exactly look good on her.
BeefL0g
Come on, Cara isn't that ugly
BinaryGrapes
Made me snort, +1
knightmarefox
They're not!? I saw the poster and thought it was great casting; they look just like brother and sister.
Victim42
Apart from Foxhack said they also look very different on the comics.
smellydogfarts
I thought the same thing!!
Foxhack
He's a super soldier from the future, she's a peasant girl from the past who got brought to the future by him. Yes, really.
notkvothethebloodless
I thought she was a feral child he found on some random planet
Raguleader
At least in the comics. The movie seems to imply that time travel doesn't exist in this setting.
Superbeefus
....what movie is this?
Raguleader
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Based on a French space/time adventure comic from the 1960s.
FenderFinger
That cat had better timing than literally that WHOLE MOVIE GOD IT WAS A DUMPSTER FIRE
forgetthisnoise
Had such amazing potential.
UpvoteTotem
The scene with the retarded guy showing her dresses to wear was so funny I died like 3 times
ensoul
Ugh. The whole strip club/ogre palace crap should have been cut. The death of the 'quirky' character shortly after being introduced. 1/2
ensoul
2/2 The nonsensical 10-second heel turn at the climactic moment to add nonexistent drama (completely against his 'rogue agent' schtick).
bpetersen
The eyes are CGI though
acunninglinguist
When you cast two actors who can't act ... and then the writers don't know how to keep characters consistent ...
Tiahansere
"Hey I play by the rules!"
acunninglinguist
God, that pissed me off. We spent an entire movie being shown that, no, that guy CLEARLY does not give a fuck about rules.
XxPandaCowxX
Saw a preview for the first 5 minutes.... im assuming that was the best? Lol
yellowturtle01
I liked it :(
pandamandana
AGREE. Gentleman in front of me was snoring and I left the cinema after enduring this awful movie for 1 and a half hour.
CamelSpotter
I liked the opening of the ISS expanding and growing over time with the song Space Oddity.
siler7
That part was really good. It made me think the rest of the movie would also be made by adults.
Djurze
Hearing Space oddity honestly made me tear up a little though
CamelSpotter
Same. That whole sequence had me smiling. I also loved the alien designs.
Davidnfilms
"I must've gotten injured in the fight" Most horrible line I've ever heard read. It sounded like in movie fake acting.
PatronSaintofKillers
Neither of the main characters should be acting at all, let alone lead actors trying to carry a movie
Spewman98
What movie is this from? Asking for a friend
Warpman
valerian
Spewman98
Just as my friend suspected.
BelowTheBeltICosplayAsCyrilFiggis
Mostly due to him - a sheet of plywood would acts more convincingly than he did
SatoriEnlightenment
Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy?
AchilleonV
Seeing him in the trailers convinced me to not see it. He in no way resembles a leading man in what appears to be an action flick.
Alozar
He looks like a really bad Leo DiCaprio impersonator, and she looks like she always has a rubber band around her forehead for her eyebrows.
MysteriousCreeper
He always looks clammy, and sweaty. Not in a good way either.
Azerai
Less 'I just got done doing vague physical activity' and more 'being clammy makes me nervous being nervous makes me clammy'
theshinobi23
https://imgur.com/GSNf1Eb.jpg
SatoriEnlightenment
Yes!
SatoriEnlightenment
Plank!
plainoldfool
I want to shit on both of them, but dammit, you are right. Then again, Gerard Butler was shit in the film as well.
OkramTheBarbarian
Either cheap actors, or rich parents?
SatoriEnlightenment
Both? Why not both!
Alozar
She is apparently a model, and I think she was Enchantress in Suicide Squad. I haven't seen him in anything.
PandraPierva
Yea he was an odd fucking casting choice...since isn't the original supposed to be more like starlord in terms of confidance?
reineseele
Also he wore a spacesuit and could run through metal walls >> she got in the suit KIDNAPPED by meatballs...
jsktrogdor
Unpopular opinion: I've always felt Fifth Element was one of the most overrated movies in history, so to see this movie fail validates me.
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
I'm with you on the fifth element but I hoped this movie would be good
AnnaExMachina
I like the Fifth Element, but I too think it's overrated.
Cigz
OkramTheBarbarian
It is "a comic adaption" and the source is epic. Jodorowski , try Metabarons or closer Black Incal
intergalacticbuttjazz
Love. But doubt it's realistic to apply these kind of visions into a linear film. It's our subjective imagination which brings them to life
OkramTheBarbarian
If I get it,it would take "the Hulk" AnG lee, multi screen technique to portray that somehow appropriate, but many of the details would fade
LurkMasterP
5E at least had incredibly talented and likeable actors to buoy up the childish story and make it fun.
jsktrogdor
Cause when I think "talented and likable" I think of Bruce Willis and Mila Jovavich.
ThePhystopian
Gary Oldman.
ThePhystopian
Ian Holm
jsktrogdor
Has a piece of Tupperware glued to his head.
LionHeart31337
Helllla unpopular opinion my dude. When it came out. It was pretty impressive.
jsktrogdor
Waterworld was pretty impressive when it came out too. Doesnt make it a good movie.
OkramTheBarbarian
I like it
Imnormal
I love waterworld....but i know im the minority
ICouldGoForSomePie
https://youtu.be/jEy6MGu3bIA
jsktrogdor
I love waterworld too, still doesnt make it a good movie.