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Dec 23, 2017 9:04 AM
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JediDavid
SmoothLikeSharkSkin
Dumb
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
Transgalactic Roswell Universe Mission for Pussygrabbing. Stay woke people.
MacroManJr
Oh, gawd. I just saw Trump naked. Even if in illustrated, imaginary form. Welp. Time to Google for some eye-bleach/mind-bleach.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Douglas Adams (H2G2) actually wrote a book about this very thing. "Young Zaphod plays it safe".
Mockingbirb
Lurkingoff
They made a yuge mistake
missravey
LMAO! Love it.
wyatt8740
I always upvote the New Yorker
MarvelousMuggle
Political cartoons are rarely funny to me. Clever but not funny. This is golden!
wyatt8740
The New Yorker is pretty good about getting it right. Highly recommended
wyatt8740
(this cartoon's from the New Yorker)
NotaCPA
Born June 1946....earth. plausible
tommytraddles
Bill Clinton and George W. Bush were also born in 1946.
Vortex153
He is confused about his own birthdate: http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/donald-trump-doesnt-know-birthday-7155516/amp/
AlkeneThiol
The entire Trump family had their absentee ballots in NY nullified because none of them could be 100% accurate on basic details.
Morrigi
Source?
e45643
I've set a challenge for myself to go a whole day without thinking about the US president, there's always tomorrow I guess.
Hybris51129
Then you best get off of Imgur because that's pretty much all that gets posted these days in between the Twitter dumps and sob stories.
e45643
I'm rarely on Imgur anyway
rvcaptn
This made grown man giggle.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Norwegian: "You fools! It's not a dog! It's a thing! Let me shoot it!"
koolforkats
Fucking catch him quick before he reeks even more damage ???? ????????
5po0ky
Wrecks. Although I'm sure he also reeks as well
twofishtails
You miscorrected.
5po0ky
Indeed. Sometimes I Swype too fast lol. Left as it is, it's hilariously ironic, which is nice
5po0ky
"eh, what damage could it really do with those insanely tiny hands, anyway?"
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Would explain a lot. You know, like when some of the most hardcore homophobes turn out to be gay? And Trump hates illegal aliens...
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
His wife worked in the US illegally back in the day.
MoreAshyThanLarry
He's not that selective. He hates anyone who not rich, white snd kisses his ass.
flyingmonsters
Great logic
dohcohv
Maybe I'm really a giant spider.
NotAHugeSpider
That's absurd. There are no giant spiders on the Internet. *whistles nervously*
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.
WhatthehellamIdoinghere
Thatreference.jpg. I get it.
sentfromplanetearth
Oh, this is good. This is real good.
runningbunnys
Nigahiga would approve
NotaCPA
This would actually be funnier if it was just his hair crawling away...to find another host. Leaving slime behind it.
catsnickers2023
Love it
liberalREEEEEEEEEage
if when trying to make trump a loser hes still a winner
NotTheBeees
My coworkers had this up for months!
Erhmernder
This is amazing
leon512
This is now a official historical image.
WDE7981
OMG!! Friggin hilarious. Take your ±1 and be proud of yourself. Lol
natebitatibetan
http://bit.ly/2zlO3ug
DannycakesOW
His orange color in photos is so strange. Apparently it's not spray on tan either it's legit just him. Never seen that before.
UrsaUrsa
I think the spray-on tan has embedded itself into his pores by now, he doesn't have to refresh it anymore
UrsaUrsa
Either that or he's eating massive amounts of carrots
AnonymousTrumpster
So it's OK to judge Trump based off of his skin color, but not Obama. Logic.
AnonymousTrumpster
Seems pretty racist and intolerant to me (btw don't get me wrong, this cartoon is funny af and I'm a Trump supporter)
SleeperXib
I struggle to believe that. The skin around his eyes is still pink
SleeperXib
You'd think he could get someone to even it out with all his money.
Piornet
White trash is still white trash, no matter how much money they have. Just look at the Palins.
SomeCrazyNerd
I read about it being a tanning product.
RikusKhan
Voted for Trump, but this is still funny!
aleister94
You're oddly comfortable confessing such a thing
RikusKhan
About which part? That Trump was a better choice than Hillary or that funny is funny.
aleister94
Oh my god your comment was so stupid I literary felt faint for a second reading it
RikusKhan
O I C, you are triggered. I understand. Are you going to still be with Her when she is in prison?
LtColonelSmythe
Does t his mean ICE can pick him up and deport him?
RepublicofTexa
No but frozen water might be able to
justvenomcake
If he was in a birthing pod when they crashed than no.
MrPredator
That's the fucking kicker, ain't it.
Sirsir94
Wrong kind of alien
crunchyDANGERhaystacks
LavaAxe
Deport him where?
LtColonelSmythe
I cannot think of anywhere that deserves him. Maybe to his buddy, Putin?
SpiralRazor
Preferably the sun.