joeystar
385257
7155
108
Clean wood fit.
Cutting a stack of paper.
Pew pew
A straight thingy going through a curved thingy.
Smashing legos.
How paperclips are made.
A lightbulb lighting up.
And for your ultimate satisfaction...
Here's Tyrion slapping Joffrey.
Iwannaplaytalesofsymphonia
R
YesWonderfulThings
hnnnnnggggg
traceureli
Why do these turn me on? Especially that last one.
YouAreCordiallyInvitedToGoFuckYourself
The end of the frosted cake one is quite irksome actually.
akki14
It makes me giggle. I don't know why. I must be so simple.
nanabobana
There, there, I'm sure someone smoothes it.
1nvad3r5mu57d13
number 3 was pretty terrible
BoneSawIsReady
cleavergrill
I didn't even notice that. The dude in white hits the ground way sooner than everyone else and it pulls focus.
exaltogap
The word satisfying doesn't satisfy me nearly enough as these gifs...
TheFuckIsThisTheFuckWasThat
Rightmost, yellow pants guy in the ski jump gif slips upon landing. I demand a refund!
Keleesi
You had ONE FUCKING JOB yellow pants! ONE JOB!
cookiesbutnomilk
CapnJackSparrow
Euphoric Cage
YourGod
I came...to favourite this gif.
Tballgame4
http://imgur.com/M5bDvhf
IAmNoTreeIAmAnEntYouLittleBitchHobbit
The skiing one, guy on the end stacks it. I SEE YOU THERE, DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE GROUP
HerpestonMcDerping
uuuuugghhhnn...
littleb1ackbird
lazyanxiousgirl
The straight thing going through the curved thing is causing me anxiety
macklinFBI
Am I gross because i imagined "pew pew" as puss coming out of a zit?..... and that made it more satisfying.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Yes.
MyrlPintos38
I literally groaned. Like out loud. My cat got up and walked away from me.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
cable7193
Did we just watch someone die?
daletvak
momentum's a bitch
Max209
that is from "non penetrable fence"
OgreCyques
As somebody who drives large trucks, i am not satisfied.
ILieForPoints
People don't realize that large trucks are merely flimsy shells over seats on a sturdy frame.
mikegreen1
He ded
chandler347
Where it's the engine block?
criggie
It is in the back seat.
bentwrenches
It goes down and back. You can see the back of the trans hitting the ground. the motor is right behind it, in front of it.
EchoOfSnac
^ My thought.
punkelstiltskin
It's a test on a new security barricade that can stop a truck without getting itself damaged.
cgimw
I think it's just to stop the truck.
surrealseal
My reaction to these gifs.
hhnnnngggg
MarksmanPenguin
http://imgur.com/yW1xn2A
Christanavio
Wow, bizarre watching the dirt propel off the shovel like that. Wonder what else I could attach a GoPro to... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bohzee
Armored0Titan0
I think I came, just a little bit.
ButtonsAreForPushing
So satisfying, but ohhhh....that Lego one...mmmmm.
kodos
I definitely need the calligraphy one in a font.
malloryarcher
Why, you got a problem with comic sans?? Motha fucka
MeanWinchester
I need the full version of whatever word was being written.
dervasavred
1) It's the dedication pinstriping on a car to the memory of "Macho Man" Randy Savage being sold to benefit a children's hospital.
dervasavred
2) The artist is famous for classic cars and rad tattoos. Source: I'm a huge liar.
PouringOneOutToMyDeadHomies
AND THE BEAT GOES ON
HorseSausage
Here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4165Pp8uns
KentMansleyWorksForTheGovernment
whats that jelly-folding thing making?
notcharizard
pop tarts
bentwrenches
Toaster strudels!
DragonLordG
pop tarts, i believe
KentMansleyWorksForTheGovernment
hmmmm thats what i was thinking but i didnt know
richardfrost
Downvotes.
dpidcoe
YOU GO AND MAKE THAT A GIF RIGHT NOW!
liminy
Pop-Tarts?
KentMansleyWorksForTheGovernment
hmmmm mayyyybe
bentwrenches
Toaster strudels?
nigelsgammon
#14 World's worst gloryhole.
hetnkik
#3 actually annoys me. So messy.
SPIDERBEANO
Why? Perfectly cut.
hetnkik
The way they just scatter all over afterward.
JBib
For me it's because it doesn't go all the way down. There's some uncut on the bottom.
Anlysia
Nah it's cut, trust me. Those things have like 5 tons of force and the red strip is plastic to be cut-into to make sure the cut finishes.
Anlysia
Source: We have two guillotines like that where I work that cut paper/vinyl/cardboard all day long. One 54" wide and one 96" wide.
JBib
Fair enough. I think it's more the visual effect, or lack thereof that got me. The edge it creates is quite pleasing, though.
justdoesntcareanymore
The lego one is porn.
xCessivePressure
BDSM
justfoundoutyoucanchangeyourusername
I whispered "oohhh yes" while watching it.
Granolaclusters
I can hear it.
Tballgame4
I like this one. Oddly satisfying to me..http://imgur.com/v43Efnj
infogulch
Wow that is *really* good.
bigmacsasquatch
The hills are alive with the sound of just kidding, I can't hear shit.
SoaringMuse
hnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
This is my favorite gif.
BuildHerACakeOrSomething
gottahavemahtreefiddy
A moment of silence for the brave camera man.
ThisGuyHere
Then this should satisfy you further. Same gif, but bigger. http://imgur.com/u3a4Q9C.jpg
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwc1Kbv9dVY
Hujijiwatchi
well not anymore they're not
garydee
I NEED THIS GIF.
O1189998819991197253
Saving for obvious reasons
VelvetSkeleton
The rounds of mUZIc.
TexasBaconMan
bigger!
gillygoat
Someone needs to make this an "I don't give a fuck" reaction.gif
BusinessLobster
"The hills are alive with the fucks I don't give!"
lesbianyellowsourfruit
that is the sexiest fucking R i have ever seen. can't stop watching.
dpidcoe
I thought it was a P tbh.
cleavergrill
I like it more when I thought it was a P
missydisaster
A. C- no, E. P!!! ...oh. R.
franknstincmplx
Why do factory and assembly gifs sooth me?
nation543
FORSOOTH
DinoQueenJoules
That's why I love watching How It's Made
peaceandpenguins
You are obviously turned on by capitalism
JasonForge
You go to Ikea? They don't do any factory assembly. That could be why you love it.
RandomFlotsam
Because they are images of things being made, with machine precision to boot. Humans love seeing things being made. And making things.
Pointsguy
Because we all in innately seek completion. Seeing something become completed eases us for we subconsciously know that it can be done.
ilikebenches
...because you can't spell properly?
Nighzmarquls
Mister Rogers?
DrKHAAAAAAN
Sooth and arouse. I might be broken.
Lenton
No matter how lazy you are there's a machine that will keep the world going.
jeskaska
You should check out "How it's Made" if you like assembly
OscarTheGrouch
Because we are all broken souls needing mending that feel a little more soothed by seeing other things coming together.
TheCanadianNerd
I'm pretty high, but I think we have a fascination with seeing things being created from lesser things.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Also pretty high, and that straight thingy going through a curved thingy had my mind blown for a few too many seconds
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
It subconsciously reminds you of your childhood. You were assembled in a factory. You are a robot. I'm sorry to break this to you.
spaceystacey
Lol
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Easy there, Deckard. Have a heart.
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
If only: http://www.elblogalternativo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/TinMan.jpg
GrandMagusRubick
Does that make me a robot too?
Kabba
So it's like porn to him.
joedohn
Well, it's a robot. It doesn't have feelings.
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
That's what they want you to think.
chandlersthirdnipple
Seroiusly, I actually sighed with satisfaction after the paper cutting one. Glad I'm not alone.
lushca
You understand me.
bassmongo
If you're ever stressed out or can't sleep, watch How It's Made. That's some lullaby shit right there.
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
I was going to say this. How It's Made is the best lullaby there is.
sierraroserhea
I love How it's made, it's one of the most beautiful shows I've seen. lol
eightbitrevolt
Visual Ny-Quil is what I call it. Great stuff but holy shit I cannot stay awake through an episode.
IVlad
are you kidding, that show gets me excited and alert as fuck
bentwrenches
They have been marathoning that all week and I sleep to it every night. Plus the narrator has some good puns.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Because it is precise and orderly, and gives you a false sense of control
axelasdf
If you're in the position to design such a thing, it isn't false. Engineering is amazing.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
No, the design is (pretty much) flawless. I meant we as humans have a need to feel equally perfect, while we struggle to be even close..
axelasdf
I'm also serious. I've been in/around/assigned a degree in engineering. There's satisfaction in seeing your design work in the world.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
As a software programmer, I too enjoy the feeling of my code doing exactly what I want it to do.. WE ARE GOD!!
decurser
damn, love me a nice sharp knife.
Toecutteris
I could hear the cut and feel it!
bentwrenches
I have that same Buck knife, almost as sharp.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Same here
MarksmanPenguin
Have one with magnet balls, it's so satisfying: http://imgur.com/iCAqptq
Kellnox
expected dickbutt
ADollaMakeMeHolla
MissSpaceFace
*eye twitches*
ZeusWaffle
Imfinallydoingthisright
fastskittles
Satan, calm down, okay?
Bubberzz
This is like the opposite of satisfying.
Kecoey
Bastard
peldor
You MONSTER!
Emperorraccoon
SOILED IT
GilbertGottfriedDoingAnImpressionOfBobcatGoldthwait
Oh yes - and why don't we all go back and see whether or not the skier closest to the treeline lands the flip or not!
ImAnEngineerForTheMoney
Technically he landed...
GhostMalone
And if he didn't??
DragonLordG
The thing cutting off the edges of a book is not satisfying. It doesn't make a clean cut.
SPIDERBEANO
I thought the same thing.. Looks like it missed the middle. Look again and you'll see the bit in the middle isn't actually attached.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
WardSharlow
It's fun to run one of those for a while. You develop a lot of tricks for making sure everything trims to the same dimensions.
Firadar
It was my favourite one...
twfeline
"Heh, heh, heh. Guillotine. Guillotine. Heh, heh, heh."
infomuffin
Thank you.
wevegottogobackmarty
Bitch doesn't eve finish cutting!
twfeline
You don't need to. Set what you want to cut onto a piece of padding board. The blade cuts your paper and partway into the board.
iamireland
Looked damn clean to me.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
It either didn't go all the way through, or remove the remains to give a clear view.
ThisGeigerFucker
M8, I'm working with that thing and Ill tell you this: Cuts like glorious, satisfaction is real.
PleaseStopUsingApostrophesToMakeThingsPlural
It's clean. The part in the background at the 45 degree angle keeps the pieces from falling away completely.
kookyabird
That's not a book, that's a stack of paper, and it's a perfectly clean cut.
DragonLordG
It doesn't get fully separated. It's still touching the original stack. Not satisfying.
kookyabird
Evidently you have to have operated one of these beautiful death hand removing machines to really appreciate them.
AsianJoyKiller
They're really safe actually. The one I use requires you to push 2 buttons and a pedal at the same time to make it cut.
FromNowOnIAmEvilAbed
WTF, have you ever see a cutting machine, cut 10th of a mm from 500+ pages? THAT DAMN SATISFACTORY! go wash your mouth young lady!
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
1) I am a girl and 2) I agree it is not satisfying to watch, looks too choppy the way the paper falls.
DragonLordG
1) i'm a dude 2) it does its job, but not in an impressive or satisfactory manner. Feels lacking.
FromNowOnIAmEvilAbed
1) your still a girl for whining as a little bitch 2) with a new blade on it, it can cut PERRRRRFECT, so thin it its thinner than skin
olegh
Being a girl for whining like a little bitch. Huh. Although common, it is derogatory and sexist expression. Imgur does not approve of sexism
StuckInBetweeen
I'm rooting for you bro, but what the hell is up with the sexism there? Guys whine just as much if not more, we're all lol bitches inside.
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
1) you're* still a girl for whining like* a little bitch. 2) With a new blade on it, it cut PERRRRFECT, so thin it is* thinner than skin
DragonLordG
1) I'm not whining, i'm bug reporting 2) then swap the gif out with one of a new blade. This gif doesn't fit.
FromNowOnIAmEvilAbed
show my in the gif, on the cut edge where the imperfection is you little whining bug