HotshotRobot
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......and a baaa'd pun....
Dec 9, 2020 8:53 PM
HotshotRobot
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......and a baaa'd pun....
HarmonyIsTemporary
I DID TOO. Fuck!!
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
I always forget how bad the mcrib is. I'll buy one every 3 or 4 years and eat it and be disgusted.
FrenziiTheSuccubus
.... I love the McRib...
greenercloud
The McRib is a national treasure. We praise you oh McRib please do not haste thee.
nocomments14
+10 for the title.
skipweasel
JebussCrust54
McRibs are Delicious! and Holiday Pies!
UserClevername
Come sit over here by me, fellow Child of Commerce, and we can stare deeply into the black heart of our monetized happiness together.
beerbatteredkush
Every few years I have Mcdonalds again in a craving. It's always sad and disappointing after.
Justanotherginger
They sell hot cinnamon rolls now and once in a while I’ll cave and get one.
WatDaFuqULukinAt
i got 10 the day they came out. i love them. don't shame me
Waldbern
I salute your honesty.
ZorroMcChuckNorris
The McRib is amazing and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
HotDogFlag
I will join your side in the fight!
LeMegachonk
Before or after your bout of explosive McDiarrhea?
mobileimgurlags
I love the mcrib and have been counting down to payday to buy a stomache amount of them
Piemaster74
Please don't do that
mobileimgurlags
I love the mcrib and will be having them for lunch and supper a few times a week
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
That's special occasion food for me.
jsmith0277
I got one too. Mine was good
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrettyGood
I can never help myself...I love the McRib.
Kurt1984
There's actually no rib meat in a McRib... It's all ground up scraps and trimmings that you would otherwise not want to eat.
WhatBackWaterCountry
A rib is a bone. The McRib has no bone. It makes no sense. It would be like selling a drink that's not liquid.
nero4ty2
It’s trimmings, nothing wrong with that at all, and there is definitely some rib in there, along with lots of other delicious parts
billymaditsdone
But I and many others like the McRib. So actually it's made up of all ground up scraps and trimming that people would want to eat.
LiterallyAnOpossum
Not really, it's mostly pork shoulder. I have no problem with the patty, it's the sauce that's fucking disgusting.
NickRivieraMD
I have no problem with patty or sauce (except I wish for more sauce) But pickles and onion is not the right topping combo.
AgyTigerClaw
Too sweet !! Add spicey onions on top, then tasted pickles ....Weird combo
AgentPothead
ColdestOne
I got one last year when they returned and it was very disappointing
anitabieror6
i had never tried one so i did last time it came back and it tasted like a hotdog with bbq sauce on it
HotDogFlag
Hot dog!
aslanlives
Yaass, right?!? I've never understood the mcrib love. You can have bbq hotdog any day you wish
PballQhead
You're entitled to your own opinion. As for me
austenbronte
Just had one because I saw it on an Imgur ad. Pretty good. Will try again.
unremarkableasterisk
Nobody said it was gonna be good.
Bugar
It was pretty good
JeremyPeevin
Nobody said it was going to be *McGood.*
HotshotRobot
And boy were those nobodies correct...
sperkins85
Lol.... even McDonalds never said it was good. ? (not sure if true but it’d be funny).
IDidntThinkItWouldBeThisHard
It’s hot. And it’s ready.
SploogeMcDuck316
PostMoThoin
But is it ready?
NuclearQueef
It's ready, but it's not hot.
TheGracefulDead
I had my first McRib a few days ago. I dont get the hype and it turned my shits liquid.
cheeseguy3412
its like a Squid's ink. If you're under threat, release. On the plus side, it will encourage mask use.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Shits liquid is my new band name.
HotsauceIsLethal
Thats my Indian name
DeepStateCEO
I freakin love McRibs.
Chefpnut
I’ve never had one. Tell us why you like it.
DeepStateCEO
Prob part nostalgia. I’m 40 and grew up before it was vogue to take a shit on McDonalds and people who think the Olive Garden is fancy. Lol.
DeepStateCEO
My sister turned me onto them. I like the sauce, onion, pickle, bun combo. I rarely eat fast food, I’ll have one every couple years.
PolarbearsToenails
Thank you! So much McRib hate. I asked for a double McRib with cheese and the cashier's eyes opened wide. I got denied by the manager though
DeepStateCEO
Oh wow, never heard a non standard McRib, neat! Dammit now I want one. With a Diet Coke. LOL.
HotDogFlag
I asked for 8 (I freeze them for fun) and was very judged.
TheBlackKeep
It's basically just junk pork parts glued back together by binding agents and formed into that shape, it's really garbage meat.
FUKYU350
Yeah, it's cheap meat. Hit a recession and maybe you won't so picky when you have to start rationing food or buying a sandwich which is (1/2
FUKYU350
Cheaper than buying fresh ingredients and paying for electricity.
LiterallyAnOpossum
And?
Bobeez
Mmmm... glued pork parts....
MoreAshyThanLarry
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sailorparkboy
something something garbage meat something something so tasty
BurnieCinders
The McRib exists for when pork is cheap.
ClassyTavi
Unlike their burger and nugget meat I guess
byerss
Don’t like burgers or sausage either?
billymaditsdone
Yeah, it's pretty freaking tasty.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
thats hot dogs, bologna, and most commercial sausages at the grocer. Not gourmet but nothing wrong with it. Actually good if done well.
WatDaFuqULukinAt
oh don't forget the yummy scrapple
EchoPMIM
As opposed to authentic, pre-commercial sausage, which was even sketchier parts disguised by flavorings and shoved in a length of intestine.
carpebass
I don't care what you think. I love the mcrib. has even subscribed to the mcrib tracker in the past to find them.
evolutioninaction
Have you ever tried real barbecued ribs?
ClimbCO
I fucking LOVE that disgusting little sandwich!
wadatahmydamie
You don’t need a tracker. Just look for pork prices to bottom out
ThatsAGreatStoryIdLikeToHearItSometimeByeBye
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benjamindco24
I'm on 5 rn also.
jetzzfan
I, too, am in the 5 McRib club.
wamphyri13r
Yep. 2 McRib and a large fry just a couple hours ago.
DeepStateCEO
Wat. Brb off to search...
HUGHgReaction
Even though I think they are gross it is a reason to get those awesome fries
Rasgarius
In Germany you can buy it 365 Days in the Year. Didn't know that people have to use Tracker to get one!
carpebass
they used to release it once a year. for the last couple of years it was only released in certain locations and there was a tracker to find
wiseandstupid
Those are some pretty good marketing tactics right there
HotDogFlag
I agree. I also have the tracker.
Rezmic
Does my Micky D’s just have bad ones or do they intended to be 80% sauce with a bit of meat that might as well not be there?
Rezmic
I’m genuinely not trying to knock anyone for liking them or anything but imo they taste like their barbecue sauce on bread and little else.
bchbum6
My husband KNOWS how much I love them. He casually mentions 1st day availabIe. I left a mtg, drove 23 minutes RT, came back to a diff 1/2
bchbum6
mtg munching on my McRib. No regerts!
b00msicle
This hell yeah, already had 2 since they've been back
GoofusMcDoof
THANK YOU *smacks table*
knockknock619
Agreed
HotshotRobot
Live your life, friend. Like what you like. But man, me no likey for sure.
whosthatspartansittinginthattree
Your timing is nuts, I just had one for the first time in 20+ years and it was awful. Throw the box away and open imgur, and boom!
BunchaCrunchOfHuman
It's crazy how much they vary. Sometimes they are delicious and other times awful.
PloppyFenis
I am weirdly attracted to it as well
FancySharkDinnerParty
That's why they only come back once a year, so you have enough time between eating one to forget that they suck.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Just like visiting Las Vegas.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
They only suck now that they're not $0.99. For a buck they were delicious.
stehenallein
I can rember when medium fries were on the dollar menu
onlymostofthetime
I recently had one after abstaining for about 15 years. can confirm the meat is gross and the BBQ sauce is so overloaded with sugar and liquid smoke you could smother a dirty truck tire in the stuff and I would still ask for seconds.
ScottHitz
Just like the Shamrock shakes.
SlightlyAnnoyedDwarf
We had them all the time in middle school. I shit you not. Called em Panther Ribs.
tobodoc
I think fast food in general just becomes shittier the older you get.
AgyTigerClaw
I had one last night , it was horrible ! ?
Jiumph
I read that they come back when pork prices reach a certain price in the stock market, usually before a recession, like in '08? Dunno.
HotsauceIsLethal
Reminds me of the garbage back in high school they served for lunch every few weeks.
SocoFox
It used to be that they couldn't make enough to sell them everywhere at once. So it was like a traveling carnival... Hey, McRib is in town.
persianBull
Funny. Fake ad accounts tried running mc-d meme ads on imgur like how Disney and Netflix due. But it failed. Only 2 made it 1>
persianBull
To front page with their bs +hype comments, but I learned that these accounts delete the posts and comments after so nxt time when 2>
persianBull
You check looks like a legit account with normal poata. Mind you it has had many deleted front page meme ad posts. I hate meme ads.
cattywumpus
Same with the Shamrock Shake. Every year I buy one, take a sip and thing "Oh, right. They're disgusting."
idrinkcheapbeer
Once a year? Where do YOU live??
battery1979
They're worse this year. The sauce was off and the meat was more questionable than previously
battery1979
Subway's rib sandwich was actually pretty good.
graavytrain
I remember they suck every time, but I still get one each time they come back lol
GruntThumper
Just as a reminder as to why you don’t like them?
NastyNateandthewatermelongang
This was the first time Ive tried it, was bad enough I know I wont try it again.
Blud4BludGod
They actually come back mostly during economic downturns when the price of pork drops to a very low threshold enabling them to be profitable
TheThirdDay
Yeah, we're all on imgur too, lol.
MechanicalRomance
I mean that and like they need to stop it eventually cause they drive the price of pork up by having it.
Covidnineteen
Also when chicken prices rise. The first time they released it was due to chicken prices rising
Dimension09
You listen to NPR don't you? :)
VirtualNaut
ButtTrumpett
lol
alittletime
TK421isAFK
I call that my Egg Nog Theory - many people have something once a year to remind themselves why they haven't consumed it or so long. 1/2
BlindGardener
Egg nog is available all year where I live. So I drink a lot of it.
TK421isAFK
However, I like egg nog - in small doses. This theory also applies to some relationships. 2/2
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
I legitimately make my own eggnog all year long. It's extremely easy. There may or may not be brandy in it.
TK421isAFK
I'll see you in an hour.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
I like eggnog enough to say I love it. but I can't drink more than a few swigs a night. shits rich as hell.
TK421isAFK
I usually dilute it with milk for that same reason. Same flavor, not as thick and rich.
EchoOfSnac
Oh philosopher of the Nog, how have you become so wise?
TK421isAFK
By having an on-again/off-again relationship or two, I suppose.
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TK421isAFK
Side note: Can't wait until he's outed as an Imgur employee and people forget him as fast as they forgot Puckett.
xMalkav
How I feel about candy corn come Autumn. It's my favorite thing, for about half a handful. Then it's fucking vile.
TK421isAFK
No, it's vile all the time. I can't stand that waxy crap.
TK421isAFK
No, it's vile all the time. I can't stand that waxy crap.
ButtBot9900
I can't remember the last time I had McDonalds and I'd say its a good thing.
ryanforehand811
My dog loves their chicken nuggets
ATM87
I eat it occasionally, as a reminder of worse times so I don't return to those dark days.
Quigonjinnandjuice
I remember. It was after thanksgiving 2 years ago at my wife’s grandparents. I hate McDs...but it was better than their dinner.
razmann
i think a McDonalds Filet o' Fish back in February might have been not only the last McDonalds i've had, but the last fast food in general
copingcabana
That's because fast food causes memory loss. You should see a doctor.
TiredOfTheBS
The first week of the pandemic when I saw them wearing masks below their chins was the last time I went. I miss chicken nuggets.
catholiccolor117
Their chicken tenders are okay but they haven't made them since covid so i no longer go there
Feralkyn
Honestly I don't think anything compares to their fries. Hot, salty grease... mmm...
tuxedobob
Okay, hippie, go back to Panera.
QuarkCharmer
I decided not to patronize them in 1996... never looked back.
PotatoSpacer
Every couple of weeks, a double cheeseburger hits the fucking spot. Then I'm done with mcdonald's for a few weeks
woozle
tnizzle1
Their breakfast is quite effective for hangovers
metalrulercid
Same, when I want a burger I make it myself. I dint eat fast food in general except for the occasional pizza.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
I dont shy away from fast food but i wouldnt go into mcdonalds unless there was nowhere else nearby.
bugeyetex
I can say that some of their primo burgers aren't horrible. McRibs are garbage though
sweetlittlebee
Our local McD's was shut down for several days after one of the workers tested positive for Covid and kept working anyway.
Cyynic
But the smell of their chicken nuggets takes me back to childhood... And sits in my gut like a brick when I try it once a decade.
Extrasauceplease
Takes about that long for them to completely pass!
pareidoliaperson
Ugh 30s...
soukmania
It's because there ain't much meat in those. It's mostly bones and beaks crushed up and mixed with tendons and other non meat stuff.
IOwnTheSpire
I've heard good things about their coffee. Much better than Starbucks apparently.
LeopoldButtersStotc
I used to eat it all the time, but it has gotten so expensive that I can just get quality food for about the same price...
MAN9000
I get a bad allergic reaction to their ice cream- makes my back hurts really bad right after. Didn't know that could happen.
KingAardvark1st
I legit haven't had any of their shit in five years, ten since I actually bought anything myself. Just outright vile.
whatpassesforclever
I had my once annual nostalgia visit the other day. No masks worn by staff. Got mild-moderate food poisoning. Odd because their “food” is 1/
whatpassesforclever
2/ basically sterile...but that doesn’t stop outside contamination from getting into it. Thanks, dirty employees.
dmorulez
I'll go there just for their coke. Plus their fries are pretty classic.
TheDaharMaster
Is there a secret menu I don’t know about
buttonbutton
Yes! The coke is so crispy!
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Their fries are shit compared to the way it used to be.Need the lard back http://revisionisthistory.com/episodes/19-mcdonalds-broke-my-heart
Hungrypiemonger
their quarter pounders are pretty good now honestly since they are not frozen anymore.
DeadMic
I got one the other day and it was the saltiest thing I've eaten all year.
THEfreshestbrew
I had one the other day and it was really hot and fresh. I was impressed....as impressed as you can be with macdingleberries
Covidnineteen
I feel like they add too much salt to hide the low quality beef
LightningMcQueef
They are consistent, ubiquitous, and are by far not the worst burger chain. The McRib can fuck right off though lmao
Covidnineteen
I love Wendy's and checkers/rallys.
whatpassesforclever
Shit, other than sonic, who is worse?
LightningMcQueef
Yep Sonic, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Carl’s Jr. (wildly inconsistent quality, some are good)
whatpassesforclever
I find Burger King and Jack in the Box to be the bottom line for fast food quality, with McD/Sonic under that line. IDK about Carl’s Jr.
LightningMcQueef
Top for me is like, 5 Guys, In n Out, Smashburger and I know this will be controversial but Whataburger. Then solid middle is Wendy’s. Then
whatpassesforclever
JitB has curly fries and great shakes, plus 24/7. BK at least has some grill flavor.
LightningMcQueef
JB was good but went downhill and erratic menu. BK burgers are ok but the abomination they call fries keeps them out of the running for me.
whatpassesforclever
You know what surprised me recently? Arby’s Greek Gyro. Obv not the best gyro around, but nicely spiced, a welcome departure from fast food.
LightningMcQueef
I like Arbys ok. They get a lot of hate I never understood.