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Jan 9, 2017 7:59 PM
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Ojolejano
We are going to need source for the shark one
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
DistantRelativeOfTommyRepeatTimmons
Tasty Sauces??
Munstroven
The last guy. My mother fucking hero
FortressOfInsanity
#5 [picture not related]
hoxanator
I feel like if I was born without arms and legs I would forgo traditional clothing options. I certainly wouldn't wear a suit.
CitD
Does Hugo Boss make pillow cases?
guyyourparentswarnedyouabout
That last guy has balls the size of the first guy's!
Appel99
ithelpsifyoucloseyoureyes
#3 man, no extremities and holding down four jobs? how does he do it? no clue. guess you could say i'm stumped
CChowder
#3 How does he scootch around on his balls all day without being in constant pain?
awkwardturtlesmakeweirdbabies
Hoodie http://informoverload.com/man-with-biggest-balls-in-the-world-dies/
CChowder
Ohh... well I was thinking of no arm/no legs guy, but I like giant scrotum guy too.
AdmiralRedBeard
Perempt
the image in the last pic is misleading cause 7 foot shark is nowhere as big as that one LOL smaller than most gators
Heartomaton
cptcr
I'm trying to figure out how Nick is able to do all those things! It's amazing! Really has me stumped.
I3ass
dallasdb
Do you think he gets suits for 75% off?
StopStealingMyBananas
He definently does......Swimmer...you mean flailer? Painter with his mouth? I don't know do you think he has a good quality of life?
dallasdb
Swimmer... flailer... you mean bobber!
Ianmcmat
#3 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs? Matt
loser9999
hashbot
Saw #1....immediately scrolled down to make sure this was here.
Scrushkins
Was waiting for this.
Lopool
BUFFALO SOLDIER!!!
purpleq2
IN THE HEART OF AMERICA!
AMutatedWorm
STOLEN FROM AFRICA!
purpleq2
BROUGHT IT TO AMERICA!
sdrawkcaBemaNruoY
#4 is a "Dutch" gorilla named Bokito. The women ended up with more than 100 bite marks. 3 other people also got injured.
DoNotKnowJack
He broke her arm, too: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18767315/ns/world_news-europe/t/dutch-woman-still-likes-gorilla-despite-attack/
dmr11
'100 bites', how did she not die? /a/JtPAh that with ~1300 psi of force.
aykyle
Maybe they were love bites and he was just trying to show how much he loved her. She was staring and smiling at him after all
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
Pretty sure #5 is a screen shot from Jaws 4.
RendezvousWithAnus
Yes but the story is real, he boy's name was Jesse Arbogast. My friend's dad was the one who reattached his arm.
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
I know, I remember it well. It was the "Summer of Shark".
duflocle
So the last guy actually has bigger balls than the first guy?
Captainclickbait
Too fake
Alpharie
MrWolfwood
Well the 1st guy is dead so yes
shrouwoods
This comment is gold
maintaineyecontact
dghammer
Talk about a meat eater.
POLO314
AlexXUndead
BilldeTurlock
!
Cuntalunt
Definitely comment of the day!!
rubbarz
How else do you think he anchored the shark down and walked him to the shore?
Zedd990
technically, his balls are made from steel, so they have much bigger density - YES
pocketflan
Dark matter
honestinjinwinkwink
13thMortamer
More like tungsten
1cksBE
He probably used his balls of steel to dive back at the shark.
Woodmn
*osmium
trovan
I want the source for the last one.
KevinSandusky
Story is true but sadly the nephew suffered a heavy blood loss that gave him permanent damage to his brain.
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
That one is true, but the picture is not related. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_of_the_Shark
GhostbusterGuy
I want a source for all of them.
thebananamochi
I've met Nick Vujicic! He gave me a really great shoulder hug and he is incredibly sweet.
carots17
Why is #2 even on display, that's messed up!
Flyndaran
People want to see them, and who are we to say they can't? Torture devices are in museums so why not clown outfits?
thefatrashpanda
The guy without limbs us definetly not a skydiver or a swimmer. Sitting in a car doesn't make you a driver. Great for him staying active
DickMcStiffens
He's also a world renowned surgeon.
thefatrashpanda
Did Tara Rieds tummytuck right?
instantbeetle
Swimmer, no. Maybe a floater?
TruthIsOffensive
Nailed it. +1
spudcosmic
How hard would it for him to skydive? Just have a mouth pull cord. Also he could pretty easily swim by dolphin "kicking".
spudcosmic
Even easier if he wore some kind of lower body fin.
KPopGirlKimi
Your neck can only stretch so far when pulling the cord, dude.
HotShinglesInYourArea
He's a shit juggler, though.
thefatrashpanda
He was quite good until the chainsaw trick went wrong
noforeplay
He can throw pretty well with his feet though
PassengerAirbag
Can someone please explain why looking a gorilla in the eyes is bad?
Irminsul773
Lots of animals see it as a challenge. I think humans are the only ones where this isn't the case, IIRC.
GettyJk
They see it as a challenge
Sekolah
Many animals see it as a challenge and that's not always bad depending on the animal
Flyndaran
It's a sign of aggression in all primates, humans included. So I have no clue what species you are.
baconsmellsreallygood
Go to a US prison and ask one of the prisoners while maintaining direct eye contact and theyll tell you why
SteveMND
Many animals do that to start/challenge others for territory, etc. Also, many also bare teeth for the same reason, hence the 'no smiling.'
CrazyCatLad
I stare at my cat and he rolls over for me. Then I motorboat his stomach with my face and he loves it!
thevaginalviscerator
How the hell do you Swim without arms or legs?
Apneaphobia
You sink, dude!
rykinshin
Wiggle wiggle wiggle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNWSN3nIDM
dghammer
His real name is Bob.
EvilandImaginary
Same thought. Also how sad is it he can swim and I, who has all limbs, can't? Of course cause my parents never taught me. Now I'm old.
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
To be honest, he's more of a floater than a swimmer.
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
His name is Nick, but his friends call him Bob.
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
He's a lonely drifter really.
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
OK. I'm done.
CloudberryMoose
The same technique as a 15-y/o boy on a rubber doll. Flop violently until exhausted.
foszor
All gorillas look like Harambe to me. Is that racist?
Whatismypurpose
Listen here fucko... (+1)
zkinny
No that's artsy
pinkystar
His name is bokito. Happened in the netherlands
LooseCannonSpock
Nah, they just mad jelly. Always trying to copy his style. Originality in the Hominidae family is a rare occurrence.
jpa131
Sometimes, part of the grieving process is seeing the departed when they aren't there.
BigHairySandwich
I see Harambe in the smiles of children. I hear him in the laughter. And I feel him in my aspirin when I am hungover. Harambe is missed.
OfficialTacoInspector
Yes, if you have to ask, it is racist
Cindicate674
Yes it is. Check your privilege
natepel1989
It's 2017 now. Let's move on. PLEASE.
youreathing
Not really. "Gorilla" isn't really a race, in biological terms.
Primaltiguere
Yes
lucidlilith
Speciest ya dumb fuck, speciest.
clawthewolf
Well, we evolved to better be able to differentiate humans. We spend a lot more time amongst humans. Gorillas are not humans 1/2
clawthewolf
2/2 So your brain has not evolved with the innate ability to differentiate them, so that is a skill you have to learn via practice
TopHatApe
*species-ist. It's ok, for most of them, we all look like food
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Not to be confused with specious.
DoctorJungyBrongen
When's the last time a gorilla ate a human?
TopHatApe
no one knows, there were no survivors
Iamnotcryingyouarecrying
The last one got me
QuartzBeer
Google Jessie Arbogast.
Sky7821
It happened near where I live, the kid lived but had some brain damage from blood loss.
dNa87
"Seriously?! I already licked it and you still take it back? You people are disgusting." - Shark.
kibbylovesnudes
It got the nephews arm aswell
GwenShepard1
JustScrap1083
They got it back
SweetStache
I was actually on the beach when the attack happened, it was in-fucking-sane. Also happened at dusk, when sharks are most active.
I3ass
SweetStache
Well too bad because I was there.
somewhatwiseguy
Imma go ahead and call bullshit on this one folks
SweetStache
I was like six dude but I fucking remember I promise you. It was in Florida right off a pier and had actually been hooked the night before.
SweetStache
And it was in Pensacola Florida on July 7, 2001. I was there I fucking assure you.
SweetStache
The story was pretty heavily spiced up though, the uncle didn't dive in and no one shot the shark. The shark was already in extremely
SweetStache
Shallow water and pretty much all he had to do was grab the tail and drag it in.
miseah
is that picture legit?
SweetStache
No that's a shot from jaws
Itisseventyalonghere
Hmm. Gonna go out on a limb here and say sounds like SweetStache was actually there when it happened.
SweetStache
I appreciate the support
Teffin
132 lbs testicles? But why?
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
He looks like White Dong lover
Rikkom
Cancer, genetics, too much cake.
LadyWidebottom
Scrotal elephantiasis
Definitelynotapieceofrapecheese
I don't know about him, but there are scrotal hernia which can become really big. Basically your intestines slip down into your scrotum.
iamthisguy247
See kids, that's what happens if you never fap or get laid.
p5ncho
I got some cojones!!!
TheBIFFALLO87
It was a tumor.
MightyChlorians
It's not a toomah!!
LadyWidebottom
Not for this guy it wasn't.
ohDannyBoi
He had a tumor, it got removed, but he actually died a couple years ago.
OctopusOccult
Cancer or a similar disease that takes away growth inhibitors.
PointyHornsMcGirk
To use as a hippity-hop
datfandomdoe
That isn't a chick giving him head under a sweater?
Xiniov
I'm more interested in how he went about day to day life. That's gotta be painful in any circumstance
Aviagra
There is a documentary I think, it's called something like 'The Man with the 10 Stone testicles'
CrazyCatLad
Could've had a Freudian slip and said "...any circumcision, I mean circumstance."
DoctorJungyBrongen
zebardyn
And this meme is why I'm here. +1
FreggDillmilker
Pretty sure that dude died but i saw a video with him and if i remember correctly he hit them extremely hard and they just kept growing
GasBandit
That's the dude who died from diabetes complications like 6 months after surgery fixed his balls, right?
Flyndaran
I hate that term as if tightly managed diabetes kills. Every other type 2 I know all but ignored it while I'm off meds now.
FreggDillmilker
Probably
Flyndaran
I hate that term as if tightly managed diabetes kills. Every other type 2 I know all but ignored it while I'm off meds now.
LadyWidebottom
Yes, it was.
IsItHairOrAToupee
Elephantiasis of the nuts! But has a great personality.
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
leave her alone, Bender!
LadyWidebottom
Had*, he's dead now.
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ThisIsCanadaWinterIsAlwaysComing
Why the fuck would you make me picture that with my own brain
LordCongra
Indirect inguinal hernia