“Get your own human!” - turkey

Jul 9, 2019 4:32 AM

FrozenFoodGuy

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“Get your own human!” - turkey

Food, does not change just because you know who it is

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is some ghetto ass turkey. *Stay off my hu-Man bitch!*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit thought that ball whacked the guy on the head at first

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Birds are so underrated.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just realized I've never seen a turkey egg. Why have I never heard of ppl eating them? Is that not a thing?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turkey does not hatch. Turkey is a universal constant.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this is Cornelius, one of Esther The Wonderpig's friends

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere here in Imgur is is an old gif of a turkey recognizing a woman and running full steam up to greet her...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is kinda surprising. We raised turkeys when I was young and they can be real assholes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doggo: Jive Turkey!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to rub my turkey. Just a little butter before putting in the oven.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at that big bastard. Jeeezus.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog took that chomp like a champ haha.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tom turkey pre-mating ritual

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a lot going on here

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

My god that poor dog’s reaction

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

G...Gobbles?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gobble gobble gobble

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring that turkey to the airport as a support animal

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most disturbing thing is playing basketball without your shoelaces tied.

6 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

Shawn Kemp did it all the time

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many people went back to look to see if his shoes were untied?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How in the world is a dog supposed to tie its shoelaces?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not nice. How you know he a dog? You met him? Look how kind he bein to that bird.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*agree...wait what?* To me it was the random seemingly bouncing off the guy's head. Thinking it could've fallen on thebturkey gives me anxie

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never eat me!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Turkey is Screwing that dude.. just so ya know.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

turkey ded.. sad but true

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The turkey’s name is Albert! https://youtu.be/G-2ArXHYWg0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But he is not the Chick Called Albert! That was a quail. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBjh-uGy5RcclATnFpQBobw/videos

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Goddamit I love regular show

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dog- your in my spot.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jesus!! That dog is gonna lose an eye!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to have a royal palm like that. His name was pip, we raised him from a chick, he was more of a person than a turkey

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was mostly watching to see if the title was missing a comma. Experience exceeded expectations.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know turkeys could appreciate affection like that.

6 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 1

I just assumed the turkey wants to fuck him.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Caught our golden retriever cuddled up in the middle of a group of wild turkeys. They then all laid down around him, like their king lol

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They can and they get *extremely* territorial once they bond with a person or family. Goose-level assholery ensues.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Listen to Act Two. It's a great story, you won't regret it: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/452/poultry-slam-2011

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Satans birds

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Begs the question that given wolves->dogs prioritising development of human emotion reading could other animals also evolve to that point.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was not evolution. It was highly deliberate selective breeding.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Evolution just means the change of the species over time. What your are looking for is natural vs artificial selection.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah bro...pretty sure this is how turkey gravy is made.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, thats cause the turkey is rubbing his turkey gibblets all over him.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turkeys will also attempt to fuck humans.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Will you stop eating them now?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

No

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how I feel about Thanksgiving anymore. Maybe ham this year.

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

Or haloumi

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well treated animals are delicious from all the love and attention.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Every time someone eats ham Kermit cries

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft. Kermit probably eats ham all the time. Why else would miss piggy stay with a frog? (Hint. It’s the tongue)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanksgiving turkey, Christmas ham, and mashed potatoes ALLLLLLL damn day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why would you mash a potato? You savage.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be such a big meat eater. Loved it. Then I took up farm work alongside horsemanship, and slowly lost love for it entirely.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It was because of the associations and memories around the smell of their blood or whatever else. It kept making me sick. Eventually I quit.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes, even bacon.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

pigs eat people, "greedy as a pig"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Pigs are smarter than turkeys

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

And they'd still try to eat you if you fell down.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Pigs are smarter than dogs.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Humans are smarter than pigs

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*some

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fair point.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0