Jul 9, 2019 4:32 AM
FrozenFoodGuy
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CountryMetal01
Food, does not change just because you know who it is
fiddlewheelx
That is some ghetto ass turkey. *Stay off my hu-Man bitch!*
SirAngusTheUnexpected
Legit thought that ball whacked the guy on the head at first
IPostedWhat
bigsteve31sk8
Birds are so underrated.
DonKeydic
Just realized I've never seen a turkey egg. Why have I never heard of ppl eating them? Is that not a thing?
CheeseB0t
Turkey does not hatch. Turkey is a universal constant.
WisconsinCentral2714
I think this is Cornelius, one of Esther The Wonderpig's friends
atarujun
Somewhere here in Imgur is is an old gif of a turkey recognizing a woman and running full steam up to greet her...
thisguy79
This is kinda surprising. We raised turkeys when I was young and they can be real assholes.
expedient7678
Doggo: Jive Turkey!!!
finelines1515
I like to rub my turkey. Just a little butter before putting in the oven.
TwitchyEyebrow
Look at that big bastard. Jeeezus.
Albinoturtle90
Dog took that chomp like a champ haha.
xETM
Tom turkey pre-mating ritual
playswithsharpobjects
There is a lot going on here
angryeunuch
My god that poor dog’s reaction
Sekai
G...Gobbles?
ReadOnlyMemories
Gobble gobble gobble
Sporemane
Bring that turkey to the airport as a support animal
billhicksflower
The most disturbing thing is playing basketball without your shoelaces tied.
onefukkedduck
Shawn Kemp did it all the time
kensavage
How many people went back to look to see if his shoes were untied?
siler7
How in the world is a dog supposed to tie its shoelaces?
railgap
That's not nice. How you know he a dog? You met him? Look how kind he bein to that bird.
pareidoliaperson
*agree...wait what?* To me it was the random seemingly bouncing off the guy's head. Thinking it could've fallen on thebturkey gives me anxie
jamorox75
Never eat me!
Bartacomus
That Turkey is Screwing that dude.. just so ya know.
Huuuuubi
turkey ded.. sad but true
MrCupcakeisallmine
The turkey’s name is Albert! https://youtu.be/G-2ArXHYWg0
Zahnradfee
But he is not the Chick Called Albert! That was a quail. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBjh-uGy5RcclATnFpQBobw/videos
NervAssEva
v
herkyth
Goddamit I love regular show
lenonymes
stano8
Dog- your in my spot.
Meilkor
Jesus!! That dog is gonna lose an eye!
TheMayo16
We used to have a royal palm like that. His name was pip, we raised him from a chick, he was more of a person than a turkey
Snaltras
I was mostly watching to see if the title was missing a comma. Experience exceeded expectations.
GBMaker
I didn't know turkeys could appreciate affection like that.
Quetzal4U
I just assumed the turkey wants to fuck him.
MrGrundy
Caught our golden retriever cuddled up in the middle of a group of wild turkeys. They then all laid down around him, like their king lol
Snooj
They can and they get *extremely* territorial once they bond with a person or family. Goose-level assholery ensues.
Listen to Act Two. It's a great story, you won't regret it: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/452/poultry-slam-2011
ILoveTomHiddleston
Satans birds
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
Begs the question that given wolves->dogs prioritising development of human emotion reading could other animals also evolve to that point.
That was not evolution. It was highly deliberate selective breeding.
Uberdoomer
Evolution just means the change of the species over time. What your are looking for is natural vs artificial selection.
themightyzirk
Nah bro...pretty sure this is how turkey gravy is made.
Yeah, thats cause the turkey is rubbing his turkey gibblets all over him.
Enoan
Turkeys will also attempt to fuck humans.
abrownangel2
Will you stop eating them now?
loctrizzle
No
frescapop
I'm not sure how I feel about Thanksgiving anymore. Maybe ham this year.
Or haloumi
hnngh
Well treated animals are delicious from all the love and attention.
jdawgsplace
Every time someone eats ham Kermit cries
Mechwarrior719
Pfft. Kermit probably eats ham all the time. Why else would miss piggy stay with a frog? (Hint. It’s the tongue)
janedope
Thanksgiving turkey, Christmas ham, and mashed potatoes ALLLLLLL damn day.
Revelation678
Why would you mash a potato? You savage.
NoeCarrier
I used to be such a big meat eater. Loved it. Then I took up farm work alongside horsemanship, and slowly lost love for it entirely.
It was because of the associations and memories around the smell of their blood or whatever else. It kept making me sick. Eventually I quit.
Yes, even bacon.
vandude9090
pigs eat people, "greedy as a pig"
rebecBugDiver
Pigs are smarter than turkeys
Alkuam2
And they'd still try to eat you if you fell down.
AmbroseGudmaker
Pigs are smarter than dogs.
svenjamin8
Humans are smarter than pigs
*some
Lavatoryman
Fair point.
CountryMetal01
Food, does not change just because you know who it is
fiddlewheelx
That is some ghetto ass turkey. *Stay off my hu-Man bitch!*
SirAngusTheUnexpected
Legit thought that ball whacked the guy on the head at first
IPostedWhat
bigsteve31sk8
Birds are so underrated.
DonKeydic
Just realized I've never seen a turkey egg. Why have I never heard of ppl eating them? Is that not a thing?
CheeseB0t
Turkey does not hatch. Turkey is a universal constant.
WisconsinCentral2714
I think this is Cornelius, one of Esther The Wonderpig's friends
atarujun
Somewhere here in Imgur is is an old gif of a turkey recognizing a woman and running full steam up to greet her...
thisguy79
This is kinda surprising. We raised turkeys when I was young and they can be real assholes.
expedient7678
Doggo: Jive Turkey!!!
finelines1515
I like to rub my turkey. Just a little butter before putting in the oven.
TwitchyEyebrow
Look at that big bastard. Jeeezus.
Albinoturtle90
Dog took that chomp like a champ haha.
xETM
Tom turkey pre-mating ritual
playswithsharpobjects
There is a lot going on here
angryeunuch
My god that poor dog’s reaction
Sekai
G...Gobbles?
ReadOnlyMemories
Gobble gobble gobble
Sporemane
Bring that turkey to the airport as a support animal
billhicksflower
The most disturbing thing is playing basketball without your shoelaces tied.
onefukkedduck
Shawn Kemp did it all the time
kensavage
How many people went back to look to see if his shoes were untied?
siler7
How in the world is a dog supposed to tie its shoelaces?
railgap
That's not nice. How you know he a dog? You met him? Look how kind he bein to that bird.
pareidoliaperson
*agree...wait what?* To me it was the random seemingly bouncing off the guy's head. Thinking it could've fallen on thebturkey gives me anxie
jamorox75
Never eat me!
Bartacomus
That Turkey is Screwing that dude.. just so ya know.
Huuuuubi
turkey ded.. sad but true
MrCupcakeisallmine
The turkey’s name is Albert! https://youtu.be/G-2ArXHYWg0
Zahnradfee
But he is not the Chick Called Albert! That was a quail. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBjh-uGy5RcclATnFpQBobw/videos
NervAssEva
herkyth
Goddamit I love regular show
lenonymes
stano8
Dog- your in my spot.
Meilkor
Jesus!! That dog is gonna lose an eye!
TheMayo16
We used to have a royal palm like that. His name was pip, we raised him from a chick, he was more of a person than a turkey
Snaltras
I was mostly watching to see if the title was missing a comma. Experience exceeded expectations.
GBMaker
I didn't know turkeys could appreciate affection like that.
Quetzal4U
I just assumed the turkey wants to fuck him.
MrGrundy
Caught our golden retriever cuddled up in the middle of a group of wild turkeys. They then all laid down around him, like their king lol
Snooj
They can and they get *extremely* territorial once they bond with a person or family. Goose-level assholery ensues.
Snooj
Listen to Act Two. It's a great story, you won't regret it: https://www.thisamericanlife.org/452/poultry-slam-2011
ILoveTomHiddleston
Satans birds
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
Begs the question that given wolves->dogs prioritising development of human emotion reading could other animals also evolve to that point.
atarujun
That was not evolution. It was highly deliberate selective breeding.
Uberdoomer
Evolution just means the change of the species over time. What your are looking for is natural vs artificial selection.
themightyzirk
Nah bro...pretty sure this is how turkey gravy is made.
Bartacomus
Yeah, thats cause the turkey is rubbing his turkey gibblets all over him.
Enoan
Turkeys will also attempt to fuck humans.
abrownangel2
Will you stop eating them now?
loctrizzle
No
frescapop
I'm not sure how I feel about Thanksgiving anymore. Maybe ham this year.
abrownangel2
Or haloumi
hnngh
Well treated animals are delicious from all the love and attention.
jdawgsplace
Every time someone eats ham Kermit cries
Mechwarrior719
Pfft. Kermit probably eats ham all the time. Why else would miss piggy stay with a frog? (Hint. It’s the tongue)
janedope
Thanksgiving turkey, Christmas ham, and mashed potatoes ALLLLLLL damn day.
Revelation678
Why would you mash a potato? You savage.
NoeCarrier
I used to be such a big meat eater. Loved it. Then I took up farm work alongside horsemanship, and slowly lost love for it entirely.
NoeCarrier
It was because of the associations and memories around the smell of their blood or whatever else. It kept making me sick. Eventually I quit.
NoeCarrier
Yes, even bacon.
vandude9090
pigs eat people, "greedy as a pig"
rebecBugDiver
Pigs are smarter than turkeys
Alkuam2
And they'd still try to eat you if you fell down.
AmbroseGudmaker
Pigs are smarter than dogs.
svenjamin8
Humans are smarter than pigs
svenjamin8
*some
Lavatoryman
Fair point.