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May 18, 2016 4:53 AM
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Bassguitarist192
Oh come on civil war has been out for a week
Danaldinho
I preferred CA:CW to Star Wars Ep7. Even tho, let's be honest, it was an Avengers movie not a Captain America movie.
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
Not really. The plot is driven entirely by Cap's actions and decisions. Everyone else is reactionary and thee to service the Cap/Bucky story
Rickbot
Found Spider-Man a bit annoying to be honest
xxlittlemissxx
Now I guess I don't have to see the movie?
msDirected
Porn has spoilers too tho
danny8
Can you move your seat up?
Andreas99100
No.
AceOfNines
Zack Snyder should fucking kill himself. Maybe that's a bit harsh. Zack Snyder should clean toilets for a living.
Rollme1
You went 100 to 0 real quick. Where do you buy your brakes?
ihaveasweetmustache
Civil War was a billion times better than BvS!
TrogHunt
The line right before the "Tony" one was straight up Tiny Rick.
FreuidianNips
civil war just got spoiled for me... goddamn it
RudyWasOffsides
"You can never trust a Stark"
PunJedi
Spoiler Alert!
thefar
Holy fuck... That was a lot of spoilers.
budthespudfromthebrightredmud
Honestly I could have a plot explained to me, and I still wouldn't get the spoiler, yay for being dense...?
Polaristars
Too late.
lemmonjello
like fucking mad spoilers
AverageSexGod
Some dick on Twitter ruined it for me in an unrelated discussion a week ago :(
reddawn94
I agree on the joke thing, but I just thought Batman v Superman was a more enjoyable movie.
nitedragon
Working at a call center...best joke was "Hey, let me put you on hold."
TheTimeTravelingWizard
Well I now no not to go on to imgur when there's a movie I want to watch.
graspee
You should have known from the very first panel that there would be spoilers and the first panel spoils nothing.
Tyrannotron
I thought the best Civil War joke was Spidey calling out Cap on his shield's adherence to the laws of physics.
IvnWng
Mmm...that was ok
lexx416
Same!
Perkunas687
Especially as it came after Captain threw it, it bounced off nothing, and returned to his hand.
PlatonicPajamas
I thought it was the water truck
StarrrryNight
The only comedic thing in BvS could be said to be "I thought she was with you" Literally it.
graspee
Perry White said something in an amusing way at one point and I remember laughing out loud.=
LordofSadFace
what about when Batman rescues Martha? he says "im a friend of your son", which she replies "oh i see, the cape" or something like that
StarrrryNight
That's clutching at straws a bit but ok..
commentspider
romanoff's little paranoid retort was well done
eggwig
Remind me which one that was?
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
"Anybody ever tell you you're a bit paranoid?" "Really? Did someone say something?"
MeLoveYouLongTime321
Watch your back with this guy...there's a chance he might break it
GandalfTheCrunk
I'm hoping that's a reference to something big and red in our future.
MeLoveYouLongTime321
Hawkeye says that. When Tony goes to that prison...and so on
Vectorman2
I think GandalfTheCrunk was alluding to Ross turning into Red Hulk
GandalfTheCrunk
With how they're setting it up, it's not too far-fetched.
Vectorman2
Well rumor had it there would be some strong Rulk hints and happen eventually, we will see it in time!
P226
People aren't complaining about property damage in BvS, its that batman not only killed people but he killed a LOT of people.
BurlRavenscroft
Superman threw a guy into a wall at Mach 1 then immediately said "I didn't kill anyone!" to Lois like the lying, mopey twat he is.
Schmedes
This is also Batman at almost the very end.He's already older and obviously has already dealt with crazies. The cops are even scared of him
Schmuck4hire
Snyder might not be a smart man. He thinks the issue people took was that a lot of people died in MoS, rather than Supes' apathy to it.
ColdfreezeZero
I kept saying this and people called it collateral damage.
RussianGTAScreenshots
Did he? Inconceivable!
inboxmefoxes
I could almost forgive him being a killer vigilante if his MO wasn't BRANDING THE FACES OF HIS VICTIMS WITH BAT SYMBOLS.
HellaPinoy
yeah idk what the screen writer/director was going with this.. totally off character
bitterandcynical
Fun fact: the only Batman movie where Batman hasn't killed someone is Batman and Robin.
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
Mask of the Phantasm too
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
Nope: 1966 too
Smellslikeusersubspirit
Instead of showing his parents dying again we needed to see Robin getting killed, the moment that pushed him over the edge
Vectorman2
I thought they held off on that because it would play heavily in his solo film, still hoping for a 'under the red hood' live action movie!
TheLonelyAnt
We'll see that in the Batman movie, maybe even some references to it in the suicide squad movie as well.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Isn't the collateral one referring to man of steal and how superman destructed a heap of buildings fighting zod
Schmedes
It is, but reading comprehension is hard
JustCallMeBean
I don't understand.
Schmedes
The post itself says Man of Steel then the guy tried to talk about Batman vs Superman's problems instead of paying attention.
JustCallMeBean
I was making a joke about the reading comprehension.
frenchhornhero
"Man of Steal" sounds like a really shit Japanese port of "Thief"
acaseofbeing
Eh, i get that people didn't like BvS but this is kinda wrong.
AceOfNines
How is this even remotely wrong?
ThisGuy56
I agree the motivation in BvS in this post is wrong
BelieveInTheMeThatBelievesInYou
I agree with many of these criticisms but I would be interested in hearing why you think they are wrong
Schmedes
The twist is Batman realizing that Clark was raised by human parents and isn't an "alien". It's a humanizing moment for Supes.
JBGz1
If he would have cry saying "If I loose they're gonna kill my mom" is just so simple, more humanizing, and a better twist than "Martha"
BelieveInTheMeThatBelievesInYou
Yea he straight up freaks out at the word Martha. "Why would you say that name?!"
Schmedes
Because he thought he was talking about Batman's mom instead of Supes. It made him pause long enough to think.
Schmuck4hire
Yeah, I didn't like the film at all, but I should stand up for that "Martha" part.
thesixfingerman
Sorry, but the best joke was "who are you?"
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
The dual post kiss head knod in the car
NCPBullet
There was a few best jokes in it.
Deadpooool
Tony Stank.
Vectorman2
'Think you for thanking of me' was my personal favorite
FizzleBurger
Ant-man and Starlord have something they can bond over.
eggwig
I ship it
BohemianRhapDaddy
Other than their snazzy helmets?
pebblemint
Thot black panthers response to print was cool
pebblemint
*clint
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I thought it was when they took one of Cap's most iconic lines and gave it to a minor character (although I do like her character)
melodramaticbat
Sharon Carter's kind of important to be fair. I think she brainwash killed cap in the original comic? Maybe wrong tho
SuperSnack
Well they sorta gave it to Peggy if you think about it, who isn't exactly minor in the MCU
Vectorman2
Neither is Sharon who played a pretty big role for the rest of the movie
humbook
?
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
AvatarCrono
Sharon Carters speech at Peggy's funeral about "no you move" was done by Cap in the comics.
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
Yeah but I thought re purposing it to proved motivation for Cap in his stance on the Accords worked really well
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I can see that, but having him say it as an original thought would have solidified his conviction to the viewers much more
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
But see, that's the purpose of that scene. Its hearing that last bit of advice from Peggy THAT solidifies his conviction in his stance. 1/2
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
That's the moment where he decides he can't compromise his beliefs and sign the accords. 2/2
Schmuck4hire
Which line and character?
Kangarou
http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/3779149-no-you-move-cap-says.jpg
Kangarou
The eulogy speech about not moving. Originally said by Cap, in movie said by Peggy's niece
Schmuck4hire
Ah, okay. 'Def a cool line.
msDirected
What villian is that with superman in 'the twist'? Is that from b vs s?
BelieveInTheMeThatBelievesInYou
It is from Dawn of Justice. It's actually Batman in armor. Adapted from their fight in Dark Knight Returns
Schmuck4hire
Yeah. It's Batman is super mech armor. The deal is that as he's about to kills Supes, Superman pleads with him to save his mother, which 1/
Schmuck4hire
shows Batman that there's a human side to Supes he never thought of. A lot of people misread it though as Batman being mindblown by their 2/
Schmuck4hire
mothers having the same name. 3/3
LiquidMilk
Oh i completely got it, i just think it was god-awful writing that made them fight/made them best friends
Schmuck4hire
Completely true. But a lot of people seem to focus on that one thing which they keep misinterpreting. They don't mock how quickly 1/