History meme dump two: electric boogaloo.

Sep 25, 2018 2:50 AM

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Front page edit: Please send nudes, or lizards, lizards are lit.

I enjoyed this just the right amount.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i don't think even the chinese, who exaggerate any claim of historic chinese expansion, claim that zheng he reached america.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

'Its free real estate' - Colonialism

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#1 He may have shrugged off that bullet but he still hasn't caught that blasted hedgehog.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A lot of these remind me of Obi Wan telling Luke "hey, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view."

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

'Has fake bone spurs. Does speech anyway'

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 5

Not all heroes grab 'em by the pussy

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Most persecuted man in all of history, even the Armenians agree!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aten reference, holy shit what a treat!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Most of these I looked at like and that made me happy.

7 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 9

#20 the kamikaze were actually quite effective (if not more than conventional attacks) for the limited means the japanese had at that time

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 is not the Dutch flag tho.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its was at some time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Infinite updoots for “the Armenian genocide happened” meme

7 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 3

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Fuck yeah

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Same here!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/qG70UWESfu4

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So you deny both the Armenian genocide AND the Nazi holocaust? Aren’t you the conspiracist little asshole.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holocaust happened, Armenians were in an uprising during the First World War abd aided the Russians and were deported.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Is this the new political cartoon format?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how the turks were genociding the shit of of Armenia and they decided to assassinate the only person keeping Germany out of the war.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

MOAR!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

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7 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:53 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I found it, these are awesome...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I learned some shit today.

7 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 7

which was...?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well if you want to take my joke seriously, I learned a lot about the battles at Isonzo River and that Greece demanded reparations from Iran

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah, bout that.... i thought it was ment serious

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Torille.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1-28 40-50 29-39

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hut!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is history, not math.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was supposed to be in order but imgur fucked it up in the upload so now its like this.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the first time I've heard of Greece demanding money from Iran but not the first time I've heard of them not realizing it's 2018.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

they also tried it with germany. just waiting for them to get any ideas about the italians

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm sure some of them are still sore about Archimedes...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*watch my circles* *watch me stabby stabby*

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#18 what's this one referring to

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gallipoli, World War 1. ANZACs (Australia & New Zealand Army Corps). they fought for months but didn't ever get that far from the beaches.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh right. I'm a kiwi I just am shit with international geography

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 they didn't make more land, rather they stole land from everyone by slightly redistribution Oceanic Water Mass.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One wat of looking at it as a Dutchmen who lives on newlymade land. Make more land! Fun fact we still making more every few years.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Way*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 I like how the people who claim the Confederacy just wanted states' rights are the same who vote against modern states' rights bills.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

And ignore that the South HATED that NY wanted the right to free slaves that were brought along on shopping and theater trips.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

what modern state rights bill?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing this is either about the war on drugs, or the "religious freedom" thing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See also: Pai on state level net neutrality, Sessions wanting to prosecute for marijuana in states where it's legal, etc.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What? I share some of your frustrations, but are you suggesting actions over a century later have ANYTHING to do with motivations then?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm talking about modern people in both cases.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Again, there isn’t an implicit inconsistency. Current cultural perspectives or mores don’t apply to history retroactively.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Shockingly enough, you can talk about history without your current perspectives and actions being involved.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

And the reason why? Circumstances are different. State’s rights have been essentially nonexistent since Wickard v. Filburn.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm talking about modern people who still currently support the Confederacy and its values. Not sure what you think I mean.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#22 anyone up for expanding on this masturbation joke? Cuz it flew over my head...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cutting of the hands as punishment in the Belgian Congo. It's not a masturbation joke..

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrocities_in_the_Congo_Free_State go to Atrocities then mutilation to learn about the hand stuff its fucked

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh god its the japanese vs european steel arugment.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

What seems to be the problem with that?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its where people become toxic as fuck and then some dudes just end the arguement

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Normally the misconception between the quality of the iron ore vs the quality of the resulting product. People often mix them up.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And without knowing there’s a difference in ore quality, folding and folding the steel might seem like the way to go at face value.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, that's the entire reason they folded it, to refine the metal. It just took vastly more effort to eventually get an equal result.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) Which is also one small side aspect of where Katana's got their mystical status from, since the quality divide between a peasants weapons

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually Aten was probably a good before just a minor deific personification of something usually under other gods.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*god.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bitchslap you in the name of Aten, the one, true, sun-disk thing! Seriously though, that shit is weird. Just a flat sun and rays wtf

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 Boy does that hit close to home lol

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I’m just happy nz was included in something for once.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Now if only they would start putting us on maps.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I remember in the old movie "War Games" when the computer was simulating war outcomes, and one scenario had a nuclear missile fly and hit NZ

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, though I hope next time you're included in something more a bit more pleasant.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

shouldn't NZ be happy knowing that they are the embodiment of middle earth? thats about the best thing i caan think of to be known for.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fucking this

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 11

And just like those nazis who are reviled today for being on the wrong side of history, so will the alt right, regardless of how many

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Disrespectful” minorities they silence and murder, or what self victimization/delusional persecution they hide behind

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 downvotes, because hurray for Nazi’s, right??!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Nein actually

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Real nazism has never been tried though.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

next time. right guys? guys?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Okay but can I call right-wing people who I don't like Nazis and start attacking them?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 15

If they retweet nazis and push extreme-right policies, sure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hoo wee I started a shitstorm.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Muh state rights!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Muh Lebensraum if it's Nazism

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh, y’all got it all planned out and everything lmfaoo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, so it seems. Still trying to figure out the whole 'Attack Russia in the winter' thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Aug 26, 2021 6:06 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Let's commit genocide against people who want to commit genocide... Ohwait

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wouldnt be a genocide then.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now that's gonna be a lot of nazis all over the world in every shade of skin tone.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Communism in Russia has nothing to do with what the term Socialism means.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 9

I'm pretty sure a lot of all-out capitalists say "this isn't real capitalism" every financial crisis. you guys should be friends

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I am 100% that while what happened isn't what Socialism is meant to be, I'm also 100% sure thats how it'll ends up whenever we try.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Scandinavia, we have a mix of socialism and capitalism (simplified). It works fine. Don't believe the bullshit of Fox News. They are..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.. trying to scare you. E.g the reason why Venezuela is failing, isn't because of socialism, it's because of corruption, dictatorship and..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.. indifference to the people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no, I'm english, Fox News don't mean shit to me XD Im behind the idea of socilism keeping capitalism in check and vis versa. Too much of-

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-a good thing is bad for you, on the face of it communism, capitalism and socialism arent inherently bad, but on their own, they almost -

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-provide the opening for some really shitty people to take over or really bad pactises to take root.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rorkes Drift got a mention?! This is very exciting.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hey at least the British won Rorke's Drift. Isandlwana, on the other hand, was a catastrophic defeat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Jesus thats a lot of Zulus" Accurate description XD

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zulus Sah! Thousands of 'em.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good film XD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

History and geopolitics as told through memes is most entertaining.

7 years ago | Likes 667 Dislikes 3

I always laugh at the Sword one, people don't realize the swords were made differently in each place to suit their needs, not others.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Education via shitpost.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not accurate, though. Russia has taken lots of native peoples land, done genocides, etc.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Agreed.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I've learned more about history from history memes and Wikipedia than I ever did in high school. I'm 35...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love this shit, same.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whose flag is above Imperial Japans in the “Genocide Detector/Futurama” meme?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If I had to guess I'm going with Khmer Rouge

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dont know, but probably one of the many chinese states that existed through history

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's an old soviet flag.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was most likely supposed to be depicting USSR, but the author accidentally used some modern edit of the flag. Never seen it anywhere.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly not having a real flag is kinda smart since it can represent all the eastern bloc's genocides in one.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good thinking.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tokugawa?

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

Is a leader in civilization revolution.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’d prefer Takeda?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Takeda?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Takeda my balls?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

more of a tetsuo guy myselfe

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

era in japan when the emporer closed off trade to prevent the spread of christianity and protect the standing shinto religion

7 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 4

I highly recommend the recent movie "Silence" for a pretty good recreation of that era. Exhausting to watch, but mesmerizing.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And it's got Kylo Ren, Spider-Man, and Qui-Gon Jinn in it! Highly recommended.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Then Tom Cruise showed up and kicked ass

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Before Hollywood arrived this ass-kicker was a fat-mustached french guy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought they stopped trade so no one would get their silk worms.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You're thinking of Chyna, and even then that's not completely true

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

forgot the emporers name, but it was ultimately a major setback as far as development for japan

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 7

Tokugawa Shogunate aka Edo Period was over 265 years and 15 shoguns. And calling it "setback" is hindsight oriented oversimplification.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

2) Because it was very stable and prosperous era in terms of economy and population growth since entire country stopped fighting each other.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

but it was also controlling, not tolerant of religion, and once borders opened their econ was unbalanced by the change of the gold standard

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is untrue. Jaehoony is 100% right. The sakoku wasn't entirely culturally or religiously motivated either.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Also Buddhism was the official religion so... shintoism as a religion didn't exist yet. Was more like local folk beliefs and animism.

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