OneStrangeOnion
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Jun 26, 2016 6:55 PM
OneStrangeOnion
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Samoht
My mom's been accused of being drunk. She's had speech issues since birth.
Davedavedavedavedave
DontLootCorpsesOnKorriban
I was at something like this in hs and the kid was on shrooms and was asked to say his name he said. "G... oh no wait i messed up."
soulbabyfoxygrandpa
realFloridaMan
LMAO
justjoiningtoupvotethisonecomment
Thus was born the phrase "so wasted I sounded like kevin
TeDmund
"To a hammer.... Everyone looks hammered?"
AwkwardKeming
That student's reaction:
Lordfakfak
TheRaiderofRandom
I always sound as if I'm working to enunciate, even when I'm not. In good situations I sound cultured, in bad pretentious. But no one can1/2
TheRaiderofRandom
ever tell if I'm intoxicated. Maintaining is no different for me. That helps with folks who know me, but cops are always suspicious. 2/2
DonnayWinter
My grandfather sounds like he is heavily drunk despite being in hospice for years and definitely sober. Common after a stroke.
CigaretteMan
Plot twist, student was actually highly intoxicated in addition to having a speech impediment.
PSIhateyou
Do they counter each other to make the student sound normal? 2 wrongs make a left, right?
Mariokartexpert
Higher than Hitler's gas bill
YouCapturedMe
Plot twist. The student is always intoxicated so you think (s)he has a speech impediment
FutureHylian
Plot twist: kid is in a viscous cycle of drinking because he's in special needs, and in soecial needs because he's drinking
TripleKitten
Archer?
Baeloro
Well, that escalated quickly
The3rdcompanion
When I was in HS I worked at a McD. Hated the drive thru because it was difficult to understand the orders through the intercom system 1/2
The3rdcompanion
2/2 Once I had an order,guy slurring badly. Great. A drunk. And I'm already copping an attitude. Pulls up. Nope. Not drunk. Cerebral palsy.
LargeVarge
I got a stutter and hate trying to order food.
Asrodrig
Ah, he pulled a 50 Cent, did he?
Birdie87
JoEllenM
And was he?!
AGROOVYASSASSIN
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
I mean, if he sounds drunk, that is excusable. Someone who holds a seminar cannot be expected to know every student and their diabilities.
KittehKlaws
*plot twist* Counselor is actually Trump in disguise
twichy07
That foot won't be easy to pull out of your mouth.
NotASecretVampire
Said the councillor.
DrKriegersClone
TheAntiVaxer
azrag
Josh Blue. Sticky Change. Netflix. WATCH IT. THANK ME LATER.
KyleKorn
he's fucking hilarious
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
He makes me feel happy and sad at the same time, I'm sure there's a German word for that
wearetheoriginofspecies
http://imgur.com/fDcXFSS
OneStrangeOnion
Close enough
gglower
I don't get this penguin color, how is red good and blue awkward?
OneStrangeOnion
Good: school addressing drug problems among young adults. Awkward: professional accuses innocent kid of being drunk
gglower
I get that, but the colors. Isn't blue good (calm, relaxing) color? And red bad (agressive)? It just doesn't make sense to me.
OneStrangeOnion
Nah it's red/forward for good and blue/backward for bad
bwk2421
I got drunk during an alumni panel my senior year of college and actually asked a lawyer if law school is hard.
circlebreaker
Hahahahahahahaha, oooooooooooh man, that's great.
Pyrolime
Story time
bwk2421
That's basically it...lol. It was a senior seminar class that wasn't mandatory but was highly encouraged. Class was cake, basically just...
bwk2421
...Worked on resume, practiced interviews, and got an easy A. Last day of class prof brought in successful alumni to share advice and...
bwk2421
...answer questions. This class happened to be at 4PM and I had a huge presentation that I absolutely crushed around noon. Between classes..
bwk2421
...I got a fifth of Jack and a large Coke to start celebrating. Went a little too hard and my early buzz turned into being wasted by 4:30...
Munchman347
Really? We're supposed to believe a trained counselor would go for drunk off the bat? I call BS...
OneStrangeOnion
His question didn't help either. It was something along the lines of "how do you know when you're drunk?" Other stupid questions had 1/2
OneStrangeOnion
Been asked and it was kinda getting to a point where she was mildly annoyed 2/2
Flyndaran
I call BS on anyone thinking counselors have any skill let alone are all super perceptive experts.
Munchman347
I'm sorry your counselling didn't work out, try someone else, you need to find a good fit to help you with your problem.
Flyndaran
I've tried many, and have only found certified psychologists to have any skill. I mean that literally I've never met a competent counselor.
Flyndaran
I'm sure/hope there are quite a few good ones, but even though my experiences are anecdotal, I doubt they veer that far from norms.