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BoatswainsMate
itsforscience
+1 for the RAZR..
DobbyIsMySpiritAnimal
I'm not sure if this is average life goals or the 2000's life goals.
Unverified
Those houses are in Texas
FlatPlutoSociety
Man, I'd kill for that back yard. Big enough for a nice barbecue, and a fence high enough to (probably) keep my dog contained. Hell yeah.
KRS101
I want a backyard so much I could scream....at my stupid condo neighbors....who complain about dumb stuff they do themselves
muttonchoppa
im kinda sick of driving to work, i wish a bus went by my house.
BurgundyBurrito
I love this Twitter. I love it so much.
happyishturtle
Reminds me of My Life is Average
nighthawk663
The breakfast goals one made me throw up in my mouth just a little
mjso23
I'd rather not eat
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Only broke ass 90s kids will understand
squirtlemacturtle2
Some of these are so accurate it's depressing
PleasantPeasantPheasant
The first two where jokes (that's not a vent), then it became so real
Buucho
Yea. I definitely don't feel better about myself.
Forwhoooomthebelltolls
Agreed
LittleMsSparkles
Never hate on Mac n cheese you heathen.
StraightToCatFolder
Throw some hot dogs in there, mmmmm...
ThatsGottaHurt
If I had a Million dollars...
Surrealle
Yeah, I saw that and was like dammit, now I'm hungry
iHateYourPetPosts
Edward ma... never mind I'm to scared
Spooderman1337
Edward Macaroni Fork
MyspaceDied
Thank you for your sacrifice
PlatonicPajamas
I'd kill for most of these things right now. How shitty is my life right now?!
ikindacarebutimostlydont
Same.
retrohellix
I've never cracked a smartphone screen. Maybe one barely noticeable scratch from my keys on my very first phone, but no cracked screen.
cerastes
That is because you are not a fucktard.
retrohellix
JustSomeLonelyCommentFarmer
Ethan macaroni Bradberry
ItsMyFaultYouAreDumb
#4 we got a guy at work who dumped his iPhone in favor of this moto RAZR. He swears by it still. Says he last charged it in 2007.
Elphames
Gotta admit it still gives me butterflies. First love dies hard.
ItsMyFaultYouAreDumb
And it's pussy poppin pink!
MacRockatansky
I would say at least a couple of these are below average goals.
Cyanide555
Like a crt tv. Not sure there are actually any left now.
Penguintee
The local goodwill won't even take them anymore
RBMK30000
I have a friend who's only tv in her house is a crt in the living room
ThompsonwithaP
Having a tree in your front yard? Let's not go over the top now.
leftovernoise
These are amazing. Reading them on my slightly cracked iPhone while sitting in a Camry.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
The property ones just reinforces my belief that people don't often have the ability to spot potential. What you can make of it counts.
swindonswine
If only I had a kitchen like that... I'm not even kidding.
ImpressiveVeryNice
wait this can't be average... I'm scared that I'm spoiled now...
Breadwonder
@Impossibrew https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ds1ky/a_sugar_daddy_buys_you_nice_things_what_would_a/
Empurpled
Special snowflakes will be horrified at the mundanity, but this is as good as it gets for some of us, and better than most have it.
lildude52ca
ALOT of these would be a HUGE upgrade for me. i honestly feel i should quit life.. .... . ........................
iupvotebadcomments
Apparently, i am below average.
Stuebydoo
We are the generation where nothing will ever be good enough in our eyes
JosephMcCovery
Still kills me how people can "afford" an iPhone, yet can't afford a protective case for it.
saffox
I'm selling iPhones & cases every day and this is so true. I can't imagine spending more than 300 on a phone anyway...
katie1905
I got mine as a hand me down, and my mom apparently didn't need a case.
Acalia
Maybe they don't want one? I hate cases on my phones.
TWKElectronics
Straight up. I ain't putting a rubber on with my main bitch!
JosephMcCovery
When I bought my Note 4, I immediately purchased a Defender for it. Would've surely had a broken phone without it.
JosephMcCovery
Learned my lesson from when I dropped my Moto X. No matter how careful you think you are, a good case is well worth the money.
Acalia
Had my phone for 5+ years, not a scratch or crack on my screen. I'm shocked when someone breaks their phone, I toss mine about and it's fine
VSGH
Yup, loved hearing complaints about our phone cases being $3 from people with $500 phones when I worked in retail
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
A $3 case isn't protective.
TheLaserRaptor
Because they really can't afford it. Getting a phone is practically like leasing now. You pay month for the phone
Cheomesh
Indeed.An prices are no longer subsidized through most major carriers in the US now, if not all.
JosephMcCovery
Thou dost understand what the quotation marks around afford are for, dost thou not?
TheLaserRaptor
Ah I had not seen those. I have selective reading eyes.. DAMN THESE SPECIAL EYES.
ArsonMurderandJaywalking
Too late
Imjusthereforthecomments
MY BRAND!
sprbwlshuffler
What is this? White Twitter?
Rebe1Scum
Yeah, you can tell by the fact that they want a job.
myweaknessisstrong
A burn most savage. and racist. eh, you win some, you lose some.
Wastyvez
Not sure if implying white people are unemployed or black people are lazy.
raidahlovah
Deep down..... you really know the answer.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Third time tonight I'm upvoting very similar savagery. +1
GreatOdensWhiskers
Some of these things aren't that bad.... Oh shit.... I'm average?!?!
monsieurpoopyhead
Pretty envious of that backyard tbh.
GreatOdensWhiskers
Right? I can see a decent garden in there....
CanadianJohnyAppleseed
The kitchen was good, thoes are granite counters.
Mackwop
A house WITH a tree in the front? Shit, doesnt sound too bas to me.
bentwrenches
AND a yard in back? Those two are definitely goals of mine.
ITalkAboutGoats
so the yard needs work, but it's level and has a pretty damned good fence, that's a great yard!
zigbigidorlu
World's averageist Imgurian.
GreatOdensWhiskers
I'd gladly accept that title lol
fleXbad
u basic
TheFoxQueen
My thoughts exactly
PQTANLINDA
Mac n cheese looked so good
IFUCKEVERYTHING
It looks like someone all ready ate it.
Jhook12
Sounds like someone doesn't have kids and his student loans are paid off... Lucky bastard
thefirstofhisusername
You have kids that you didn't want then you're an idiot not unlucky
GreatOdensWhiskers
Kids: no. Student loans paid off: also no...
Nntropy
Slightly below, if you are as impressed as you sound.
LeSchoki
"Aren't that bad" sounds impressed?
VIAI
In British lingo...yes
CristhianIR
Coming from a 3rd world country.. Most of these are definitely not that bad..
rshackleford
they're not bad, mostly - they're average
theonewithadream
First world average