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May 2, 2015 9:20 AM
Hazzarick
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MisterLemons
"Hi, my name is Your Superior. I'm going to tell you what to do and over there is someone who is going to tell you to undo it." - Retail.
stellastreetcar
I always say "no thank you, I'm just browsing" being nice isn't very difficult, I really don't understand people that can't figure it out.:(
quesadillaz
Working at a grocery store- yes. Fuck their fucks
BaikoBits
As someone who knows what that's like, I just like to say, "I'm all set, thank you."
DavesDebbiesandSlagathor
I worked at an ice cream shop for the majority of my late teens. I'm giving you ice cream, why the fuck are you being so mean?
EjjiShin
Me after my 4 years in retail, ME: walks past customer
Pyrohawk
Not working for a large chain and being able to say "well fuck you too, get out".....is priceless.
Lgemma
Many of us are envious of you, my friend
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
In Paris, store clerk : fuck you!
Isuckatbeingagirl
I prefer it to the US. I don't need a cashier to fake like they give a shit
WillWork4Bacon
As an associate at Wal-Mart this is exactly what happens. Either that or they smell like absolute shit.
stealthjet01
Had a pot head come through and crop dust the entire aisle that i was stocking... smelled like he shit himself with rotten skunk
CrimsonOwlDragon
We used to have a two female customers that reeked of cat litter. You could smell them if they were within a hundred feet of you.
beartasticpants
On my 3rd month at Wal-Mart myself.. My worst customers are when I have to work the register. (Garden associate/back up cashier)
beartasticpants
Also work in a heavy spanish community, there's a good language barrier for me as well!
AwizardcalledGobswistle
As a manager in retail .... yup :(
Isuckatbeingagirl
And we really only get to talk to the worst of them... The can I speak with your manager crowd
OskeeWeeWee
Worked in retail also. Can confirm.
ElioNope
Ehhh, one upvote is kinda a lot, y'know. Can I get a discount?
vlej
Look shut up. we know you have a secret stock in the backroom, because.. of things. Now go get my McChicken! and Fuck You!
VerbalDiarrhea
I work at a coach station. The amount of asshole customers is unreal. the drivers are cunts too.
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VerbalDiarrhea
I work at National Express, its the massive four wheeled vehicles that I for one, would not wanna stand infront of lol
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VerbalDiarrhea
ah yes, i forget they are called buses over there though we have buses aswell as coaches
tracereading
I can tell by the carpet that this is a photo of a CVS.
Al55
Not the one in Baltimore!
Solisav
Hahaha...awwh...
WhitePhoenix
Dark humor is fucking awesome.
Mistergo
wow, have people really gotten this bad? no wonder store employees hesitate to ask if i need help.
trhopkins
[2/2] and came back 15 mins later shouting about how I had stolen it from him
Isuckatbeingagirl
It's unbelievable... I've had to call the police a because a customers punched employee for not having something
trhopkins
[1/2] I worked as a cashier for a large chain grocery store and a homeless person forget his bottle of alcohol
CorneliusCornwall
Me: post comment. Imgur: fuck you.
iregisteredjusttoupvote
Me: do you need help? Customer: no. 2 min later, customer complains no one helps them
Hyero
Customers are like moms in a sense.
strongfkennedy
TL:DR: You: "do you need help?" Customer: "fuck you"
MongrelArchitect
A regular customer always whines about not being greeted IMMEDIATELY after she steps in the door. Bitch, I don't know when you're coming!
delasole
I actually a lady tell me to leave her the fuck alone and then 2 min later say "um...is anyone going to fucking help me?"
Ilovethingsthatdostuff
We get that a lot at target
AgentF0x
To be fair, I didn't need help right now. If I need help 2 minutes later though, they've disappeared, like they went to Narnia or something.
AgentF0x
I at least try to be polite though, so I can see how it's frustrating when you get ahold of someone who's rude about it.
Nekron47
I will be standing in my department when i hear "customer needs assistance in electronics" Then 10 sec later, "oh there you are!". Really?
NOTAlexJones
BITCH, DID YOU EVEN LOOK IN CD'S?! I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE
kagirinaku
My dad is one of these people.
iregisteredjusttoupvote
My mom too. Also, my mom does the "You don't have what I wanted to buy!? Then what am I supposed to do then huh!?"
Broducer
Please slap your dad.
kagirinaku
Shopping with him makes me really uncomfortable sometimes, to a large degree.
Nekron47
I
iregisteredjusttoupvote
interesting.
iregisteredjusttoupvote
upvoted you for conciseness
FlightRisk3154
This. everything about this. Once had a customer complain about 2 colleagues talking, while they were looking around if anybody wanted help
iregisteredjusttoupvote
The worst people are the ones who complain when they see 2 employees talking when they don't even need help, they just wanna see us work.
Neulis
Been working in retail now 5 years 8 months. I was asked to work in the bakery away from customers, and it's by far the best part of the job
Doodleyduds
On weekends I get to spend most of the day locked in the cashroom and Tuesday nights I hang sales tags. Regular check shifts are awful now.
CrimsonOwlDragon
5 yrs 11 months for me. Spend most of my shift in the dairy cooler or unloading trucks in the back. So much less stress.
puxorb
Work in a grocery store. "Do you know where ___ is?" "No, sorry..." "Well you should!" Yep, I should know where all 800,000 items are.
Doodleyduds
Then they ask for a manager, same thing. "What, the manager doesn't know their inventory?"
BlueLungs
This. I was a cashier too, who never got involved restocking or going around the aisles.-
BlueLungs
I would occasionally have to run to the back to throw something in the freezer, -
BlueLungs
and I would get stopped a million times on the way, to get asked where stuff was and then yelled at because I didnt....
Solisav
What's fun is when you get scolded for not returning to your register fast enough, because you were stopped six times. I found that-(1)
Solisav
-the trick was to walk quickly and with purpose on your expression. Like you barely see anyone else. They won't usually stop you. (2)
AbzM
To the teenage girls http://imgur.com/wVFBV86
lolbtw
Their eyebrows?
Solisav
-as a result of obsessive fixing and shaping and newer fashions. Also, teenage girls are stereotypically self conscious about their eyebrows
Solisav
A lot of women pluck their eyebrows and fill them in with makeup to achieve a specific shape. A lot of teens' eyebrows look ridiculous-
ChamomileCameleon
I work at a candle store. LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS.
ChamomileCameleon
They come in droves! Some are super sweet, but then others are obnoixious little shits.
Solisav
Teenage girls are the single worst creature known to man, their only real competition for that rank is "Can I talk to a manager" soccer moms
OneColdGorilla
I've heard they're the biggest shoplifters out there, too.
allthenamesaregone
Breathes*. Also, fuck you.
reider10
He's probably a mouth breather
Satinsball
OP wasn't told fuck you for breathing. OP was told for several distinct breaths taken that were clearly offensive.
thejollymolly
To be fair, OP breaths really weird.
poppysnufflemeow
That's what happens when you work retail. You run out of any fucks to give and you rarely proofread.
GoatKun
*exists*. Fuck you.
KillingTheJoke1
*I'm*. Fuck you.
TheDeed
Fuck you!
CmdrNinja
Fuck me? No you fuck this! *explosions*
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
*fucks the explosion*
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman
*fucks explode*
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Damn, I was going to give those to you.
Churts
Ok fuck you everybody! Good night!
LetsPlay2D
that escalated quickly
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman
That's what she fucking said
Legendariel
Everyone told me working in food service would be awful. After working retail(print services), my customers are a dream now.
Solisav
Which is worse? I had trouble understanding your wording. I've only worked retail, myself.
Legendariel
I'm just going to pastebin this:http://pastebin.com/caUWhxis
HisBabes
My ex used to work at a print store. The stories he told! Ppl wanting pages on business cards etc. ugh! Plus, that pastebin thing is cool!
Legendariel
I get so frustrated with the character limit. Sometimes I have a story to tell!!
HisBabes
It was worth it!
Legendariel
Plus: in food, if they're unhappy with the product, they usually understand that it's not the fault of the person they're talking to aboutit
Solisav
-makes the difference.
Solisav
Really? I've heard waitresses complain that customers blame them for food being cooked "wrong". But yeah, less customer interaction-
Legendariel
I work in Austin, and I literally just work as a food runner, not a waitress, so I think that makes a difference as well.
Solisav
Probably. But yeah, between those two specific jobs I can see why food's easier.
technicallycorrectisthebestkindofcorrect
oh hell yes. have my +1 and another imaginary 999,999 +1's which i wish i could give you
JeromeAlone
Fuck you ! - Customer maybe
supremecx
Fuck you ! - Customer definitely
JagdPanzer38T
but how do you give someone 0.1 upvotes?
birgerz
(never forget) also, just go into the console, izi
birgerz
JagdPanzer38T
What the.... Someone gave me 0.1 upvotes :D
FlightRisk3154
At this point i'm always surprised when a customer says 'its okay, its not your fault' for things like we don't have stock of an item
WhitePhoenix
Yeah, I try to do this when I go to retail stores. The retail person says sorry and I just say things like "Ah no worries, it's no big deal"
Doodleyduds
I get this but they're also yelling at me while they do it. "It's not your fault I know BUT THIS STORE SUCKS THIS IS WHY NOBODY COMES HERE"
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
^ THIS. Soooo much this.
Isuckatbeingagirl
I was discussing this with co-workers, we agreed it is kinda emotional when we help nice people, like, almost choked up, it's so rare
WhitePhoenix
My policy is if I am expecting a retail person to give me good service, I have to be nice to them first. Like rewards like.
FlightRisk3154
nice customers is always a refreshing experience. and can easily make my day
Unluky
If I hear "it doesn't have a price tag, does that mean it's free?" One more time I'm going to shoot someone.
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IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
Or, when you get the counterfeit pen to mark their $100 bills. "It should be real. I just printed it." can't tell you how many times...
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
I work in retail. Have heard this so many times, but I was actually in line at a store and the woman in front of me's item wouldn't ring 1/2
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
up, and so she said that line. The cashier didn't laugh and I rolled my eyes. Customer goes "Well, I thought it was funny." me: "no." 2/2
District9HasFoundTheMechsuit
How about "Hey, isn't there a senior discount?" I'm in Florida, lady. That would be an entire-population discount.
helagos
I must admit, I have used this one a few times. Sometimes it just slips out. And I'm really sorry for that.
BoomShark
I got to the point with shit I knew was cheap as hell (under a buck) if they didn't tag it, I gave it away for free. Store didn't pay enough
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
I did this ONCE! Secret shopper.
BoomShark
Lol. I had a few of them I knew, most didn't bother asking price. They got cash to buy a list of items and test us for helpfulness.
eruval82
But I came up with that joke and never used it on you before. What's the problem?
OneColdGorilla
Right up there with ordering beer or food from a different fast food place in the drive-through. Har har.
kwmPlus1
Or if it doesn't ring up the first try.
GlitchLich
OH MY FUCKING GOOD, YES! THIS!
Solisav
As long as they aren't being pushy as if they actually expect it free I don't mind it. It's harmless and they're trying to be lighthearted.
ntwiles
"Can I help you find anything else?" "A million dollars."
TheSassyUnicorn
I must have heard that from every other customer....they all thought they were so original
OSCgal
Joke so old it killed the dinosaurs.
Duros62
This. So much.
rambosmurf
Absolutely it's free and today it comes with a complementary pair of metal handcuffs and a ride in a squad car....!
Duros62
And a free glass of shut the fuck up!
lightsabersinhawaii
Or "can I get you something?" "Yeah, a million dollars." If I had that money I wouldn't have this job, motherfucker.
Unluky
So true
waspentalive
I always used to respond "No sir, it's ----priceless----"
Feezee125
*slow clap* you fucking genius
skyhook
Many years in retail including several as a manager, way back when. Lesson learned: The customer is almost never right.
sydefect
Cops, the customer is always wrong.
FindingInterestingStuffs
We have to refer to them as 'guests' now instead of customers. I'm fine with that, as guests are often wrong.
botched
Used to work at a grocery store up north. Customer tore me a new asshole because we didn't sell tree-ripened local bananas. SMH.
DoctorWatchamacallit
that's like asking for local home grown moose meat in arizona
addie2baddie
I don't think this is a retail thing, but rather a customer service in general thing, but you are correct, customer is almost always wrong.
MaximumZero
The customer is usually an idiot, an asshole, or both.
bigjoemonger
I failed a job interview once just so I could say that. Guy asked if I thought the customer was always right. I said nope theyre never right
TohruRokuno
The customer is always there. If they're right, it's a fucking miracle.
kritheavix
Whoever coined 'The Customer is Always Right' is a goddamn public nuisance.
ManyOfThemManyMuchMoosen
I was always the go to person to deal w/ angry customers. I'm a very small woman & for some reason me telling them to knock it off worked
Feezee125
At my restaurant, we have this one small lady, she is sent to tell people trying to enter in the last 5mins we close soon. They always leave
ManyOfThemManyMuchMoosen
It's funny to me that I'm so tiny but can be so intimidating. I don't get it, but I'm not complaining lol
Doodleyduds
One of my managers is a teeny tiny lady but she's positively terrifying. I spent a YEAR getting on her good side and I don't know how I did.
Doodleyduds
They flip shit over being shorted cents, but make them go to their car for 2cents because they want a full $1 back and they throw it at you.
JohnPaulGeorgeRingo
And the louder they get, the more they know it.
Sairvous
But you have to allow them to think they are.
SaucyDisses
Fuck you.
Feezee125
I was a GM at my old work, fairly young. And I loved when they asked to speak with the boss, cause I was it!
ComposerDude
I completely agree. As a DM at a big box retailer, the look on their faces are priceless.
SpaceCub500
Used to work at Target. Basic bitch: "i thought the customer was always right?" LOD(boss): "that's why we have 'guests'"
BeeDragon
We call them guests at my store. I love this. They're never right.
MIIIKESAD
Unless she's cute and she wants to fuck you
keioto
The customer is always right. They're never correct.
Felman
My 3 months in wal-mart taught me that the customer is always bitchy.
Eideos
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StooperDave
I worked at a big box hardware store. the customer is right.. 2% of the time. No, you cant use the gas grill as a replacement for your oven!
ComposerDude
I say let them do that, @dave. Then sit back and let Darwin do the rest. Got to love "Survival of the Fittest".
Anononononon
You can if you don't mind carbon monoxide poisoning
StooperDave
yes, i had to Google carbon monoxide poisoning information in Spanish for one customer that refused to believe that it was dangerous.
Quesadildos
Amen
BigManInKanto
"Excuse me. What kinds of deals so you have on x? Walmart has it 2/$1 right now." Then get it from Walmart.
RaziTheRed
Don't send them to us, please. We don't want to see them either.
AStainlessSteelRat
http://www.notalwaysright.c">om">http://www.notalwaysright.com also: http://www.notalwaysworking.com
Stalfosed
The customer is always an asshole.
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
I used to work at a bagel shop, one customer threw a fit because the girl helping him put peanut butter then jelly on, and not the other way
babslore
But it doesn't make sense to do it the other way! The peanut butter needs the friction from bare bread to stick.
rkhale01
Idea: flip the sandwich
OmegaCloud
I had someone return toothpaste because they could drive across town and get it for a penny cheaper.. cuz driving is free, right?
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
there are a lot of stupid people in this world!! It's kind of a shame that they have a tendency to FUCK LIKE RABBITS.....
kllyashton
I had someone return some bread because it was 3¢ cheaper at another Publix the next town over... Shit's crazy.
Threns
These are the people who can't understand why they're always broke. "I always spend so frugally, where's all my money!?"
WheresTheKeyForMyCBT
we had someone return potato peels because they were buying by the pound, but didnt want the peels.
OmegaCloud
But that's where most of the nutrients are... that's insane and non-nutritious!
Sefinh
Maybe they were planning on buying all of that store's toothpaste. Probably never thought of that, huh? That's like 12 cents saved probably.
OmegaCloud
I had not considered this. You have shaken my perceptions slightly!
NlGHTW0LF
Whoever says "the customer is always right" is about to be an asshole.
kritheavix
Aah, the clarion all of "I have nothing to back up my position but being a stubborn ass."
Fperson1
I cannot upvote this comment enough. I just take that as a synonym for "Get me your manager."
moseisley
Whoever came up with the "the customer is always right" idea for customer service in retail or other places, FUCK YOU!
adam1111
The Americans.
NeoHelios
It was a temporary sales slogan from a business that was to eventually become Macy's. As with many convenient quips, it has been taken (1..)
NeoHelios
...out of context. Google Marshall Fields and Company.
salriella
I still think it should be totally acceptable to tell a customer if they're acting like a dick.
supremacysun
He died bankrupt.
MrAwesomesauce101
The customer most of the time doesn't know what the fuck they want.
noisexx
jews did. because they always want to be right and get their sales, pennies off and returning 3 month old mayonnaise.
ciezer
When it was made, it wasn't meant to be literal. It was supposed to be a saying for "Put the customer first" Sadly, most take it to heart.
DoctorWatchamacallit
It fails because of the fact that public is a bunch of morons. This ruins every idea ever whose implementation involves the general public.
jebascho
I believe it was originally meant to apply on a larger scale. Basically stating that the market is driven by customer demands.
vallencer
Places overseas don't deal with people's shit. Not saying all but most will just not serve you. It's primarily America that this happens.
bluefacepaint
After 18 years as a waitress and bartender, I've never met a customer who quotes that adage and isn't a dickheaded fucknugget sister fucker
moseisley
This policy just gives customers an excuse to be fucking assholes
nineT2
Wow that's one hell of an insult
antgray
If I could favorite a comment, I would
easteregg
Nice! +1
misspinata
I'm the only female In a plumbing store. Everyone is a bastard.
ToastyDragon
Are you Peach the plumber tryna rescue Mario from a castle?
imnotgoingtodebateyoujerry
Worked in a hardware store for awhile. Customers always asked if they could talk to a male coworker.
zniha
What happened to all their dads?
orshunderscore
sexism
LeeroyTheBird
"Maybe I should unclog YOUR plumbing!" I'm using that as a pickup line.
notthepuppies
They must tell you a lot of...ahem... "hole" jokes?
LeftCollectionBlueBird
This is like when I would go to a job with my dad. (Construction.) "Sure you can lift that? / Aren't you gonna break a nail?"
DoctorWatchamacallit
well I guess with all the shit they give you, they must need a new toilet
charliesheen420
That sounds like a porn setup...
duckshooter
You made a huuuuge mistake commenting this. Prepare your septic tank.
basicwhitelich
Probably get constant jokes about nipples, plugs, and ballcocks
Bloody1overF
Male and female junctions...
misspinata
You have no idea. Even jokes about handling pipes.
TerraDactyl89
Pretty sure they'd tell those jokes anyway. Plumber humor.
zombieslikechickentoo
As female who used to work at gamestop in the ghetto side of time, I understand cause apparently I have no idea of games but yet I'm hired
TheLastPunslinger
The ghetto side of time sounds like a horrible place to be stuck.
Solisav
Sounds like the setting of a video game. Wastelandish.
zombieslikechickentoo
Oh man.. there's no fixing that..
BeeDragon
As the only female at my job, some male co-workers have so much more drama than any female I've ever worked with.
misspinata
Yea seriously.
justiina
So much this! The amount of backstabbing and gossiping between men in a workplace can be crazy.
Solisav
Yeah they can be such drama queens sometimes...
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Customer: fuck me.
srymissclick
oh you !
momsfavouritespawn
As a female in a computer store, you are so right.
Sorry4BeingCanadian
I also am female and used to work at a computer store. They were all bastards.
TomVix
I am a male in a tech store. I've watched several women hey hired and leave within a couple of months. The employees are bastard. *sigh*
Sorry4BeingCanadian
You're probably one of the nicer ones. But yeah, the guys were all sexist jerks, and weren't even pleasant towards female customers.
jesuischarliehebdo
I am so sorry for the images my brain produced after reading your reply. Not safe for work, even in a plumbing store.
jesuischarliehebdo
Also, are you single?
misspinata
Oh lawd. Haha.
RebelJane
I am female and work at a tyre shop and i do a lot of the work in the workshop...everyone is a fucking asshole.
hatershadesfordays
Come on, this is clearly a rim job opportunity.
OmegaCloud
I hope karma is on your side, because what goes around comes around. It's a tire joke. Sorry..
Quiche
God, I'm so tired of your bad jokes
LompHoofd
hahahah
Quiche
God, I'm so tired of your bad jokes
OmegaCloud
Thanks!
misspinata
I work with older men so if I get pissy about something that's gonna fuck up my work day they'll be like 'oh is it period time?' Fml
WhitePhoenix
Sorry to hear. I went to a paint store and had some of the best help from a female employee who was very patient about my questions.
petraca
That must be horrible
kosmoosi
She must feel like shit after every shift.
Helios12991
Me: Fuck You. Customer: Can I help you fin... Wait WTF?!
Devinhuffines
Good plot twist
nineT2
The ol' switcharoo
neen26
That's some bugs bunny jedi mind trick right there
dakonsept
Soviet Russia, is that you???
Gingenator
Me: Fuck you. Customer: excuse me? I am reporting you to your manager. That is disrespectful, you should be fired.
RedWingsofSteel
Me: Your total will come to $8.97 Customer: Excuse me? I am reporting you to your manager. That is disrespectful, you should be fired
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman
I wish I could favorite convenes
CptJohnYossarian
Duck season!
Imgurgle
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
youthrewoffmygroove
"Can I help you find something?"-"No...where is the pet food located?"
Zeffner
Computer says yes? *cough*
PunsOfQuickening
I get that reference +1
Zeffner
You made my day:p
PunsOfQuickening
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu2h8iHARa1qfye39o1_400.gif
bottleknight
Oh no, now I'm the retail worker! Oh god, help! He transferred his curse to me!
ShortKiltLongWaistcoat
Look at me. Look at me. I am the retail worker now
ThePowerOf42
Fuck you
Jardok
As always, https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/interview.png
Amythyst
Alt text: Hey, before you go, can you explain to me what job I now have?
YourbestfriendMichael
BLACK IS WHITE UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG
Squirrelmastersbitch
AND MY PENIS IS AVERAGE
Molkifier
AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WHICH WAS SO IMPORTANT DOESNT MATTER
Tehbeefertehbeefer
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG, JUST FORGET THE WORDS AND SING ALONG
mrnutt
ALL YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
I WAS HEADED TO THE KITCHEN FOR SOME GOLDEN GRAHAMS WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND SOON I WAS ABDUCTED BY SOME
clurclur
AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS JUST SO IMPORTANT DOESN'T MATTER
YourbestfriendMichael
EEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG, JUST FORGET THE WORDS AND SING ALONG
clurclur
ALL YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
SlowMoAragorn
Everything you know is wrong.
CoeusDarksoul
Dogs and cats LIVING together... MASS HYSTERIA!
ImaboutoChitonyaface
If only that last one was true
emkay443
RED IS BLACK, PLUS IS GROUND!
ayegill
EEEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
TyrionLannisterTheImp
AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGH WAS JUST SO IMPORTANT DOESN'T MATTER
wartoaster
Jesus now I'm going to be listening to Weird Al all day
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
AS I WALK THOUGH THE VALLEY WHERE I HARVEST MY GRAIN I TAKE A LOOK AT MY WIFE AND SAY "TOO WHITE AND NERDY!" SO DARE TO BE STUPID!!
badacha
Forget the words and sing along!
randombrain
WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
BeesechurgerProductions
Get your goddamn H.G. Wells out of my funny posts.
themehgin
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY!
skylark367
big brother is watching you...
brentblueallen
Whites are up, blacks are long, my shorts are down.
YourbestfriendMichael
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/oh-my-takei.gif
BryceTRex
I hope I'm not the only one who gets the reference.
AriTara
What is this reference!! I must know
Badger421
I believe it's the Weird Al song Everything You Know is Wrong.
DoctorWatchamacallit
i dunno. I'm just driving on the freeway with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
MstrDarTCG
My favorite: Me: How is it going today? Customer: No.
Solisav
Yeeeeah... got that one a lot. I don't see why they can't just listen...
TheInternetCouncil
Customer: I have a boyfriend. Sorry.
ntwiles
"Hey, how you doing today?" "HDMI Cables."
Imghurrr
To be fair, we both know you don't actually care how their day was
ntwiles
No I don't. But you're showing them respect and they should have the decency to show it back.
Imghurrr
yeah that's true
Rufeelingrandy
Would you like that as a combo? "What's in a combo?" Combos are not new things people
tarv0028
Customer: I want a burger...mmm a coke..maybe some fries Me: you can get that as a combo Customer: No Me: its cheaper...C: Nah!!!
Imghurrr
Some of us don't eat fast food often
Solisav
Got that one too... well, my job's equivalent of it. "Hi, how are you today?" "Plastic." "Cool..."
DarkUranium
"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word: Plastics."
Scptt
It's the future!
Solisav
Fetch isn't happening.