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(originally posted by @helpimsteppingintothetwilightzone on 2018-01-09 01:28:07)
Jan 8, 2019 6:00 AM
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(originally posted by @helpimsteppingintothetwilightzone on 2018-01-09 01:28:07)
RoscoeLuvsBosco
How else is it gonna come out?
Solomon13
I don't even become aware of a booger until it dries to the point that it can't be blown out, it must be picked and (optionally) flicked.
Gneo
qweesdy
I'm amazed at how many people pick OP's nose.
NUGG0T
The booger gang
EyeOfTheTiger11706
All 576 downvoted (so far) don’t want to admit it
kirbx
Its just you, i use spoon
onthe6ball
she does that too.
squip
Of all the noses in the world, which one would you pick?
txmount
Everyone picks. It's what you do with it AFTER, that defines you.
VCJunky
Maybe using a Q-tip... but really I can't imagine any other way.
Pigdogcow
Oh, so that’s how you do it? I’ve been using spiders
VulpesIncendium
Found the Australian.
Occationalrickroll
Pr3ach3r
Spiders? Sounds a bit horrifying. I use hoards of dust mites, all working together to harvest my buggers. Quite effective.
gustavasa12
ahhhaha
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
PoppaBigBear
D-do you train them? Can i have one? What do you feed them? Do they eat the boogers?
ahhhaha
Yes
JudgeVegas
Down voted again this year.
FelixTheAnimator
Fuckers are half dry and ain't coming out with a tissue dammit.
Enquidou
I eat them too, sounds disgusting to just leave them out in te open. Besides, they're mine.
ChubbyPikablue
Sometimes the hard ones won't come out any other way. Just wash your hands afterwards.
SuperRockinMrMagic
Or at least wipe them on your pants
pressuredtocomeupwithagoodname
No
alwaysupvotefuturama
Have you ever known the feeling of immense relief that pulling out a 3cm plug of snot out of your nostrils brings
hulako
Ah yes, and you find that long one that starts some where in your brain.
Mnwall28
The best is when you get a wall crawler attaches to a wet one that goes down your nasal cavity.
MsABQ323
I think we all do it, but a LOT of men do it in front of people which is so gross. A former bf world do it in front of me. While driving.
B1rd0g
Only the queen and my grandma don`t pick their nose, and to be honest, I saw grandma picking her nose once.
Insomnia297
Asking for upvotes? That's a paddlin'
Nathanyel
Hehe, I'll just upvote without commenting so no one will know I do it...
Nathanyel
Wait.
HighSPL
What else would you pull out of there with your finger?
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vmos
You pull your ear out of your nose? Pics plz
maninthedarkness
Brains
beermaester
Apparently, spiders.
Pr3ach3r
They don't come back out by themselves? That's poor management right there. Someone should fire their manager.
KennyEarthling
nose hairs?
Zelliana
Blood ?
PrincessSugarTits
I use a hedge knife
upv0te
GadenKerensky
But... it's a bot. And not one of the dumb bots, this one can be fun. Look at the username and one of the comments.
upv0te
Ah ok I did not notice
karanperson
And eat it too..
Flexiblewarmth
Offer it to wife with pride
regularhooligan
karanperson
Sharing is caring
Raconteur
How dare you blackmail me with the truth.
TeeMee123
I mean the image is black
Pr3ach3r
You can just ignore the truth just like everyone else does every single waking moment. Bothers them a bit during sleep but it's coded so OK.
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Saticronious
HAHA
lewaq
Downvoted the post, upvoted your comment. Balance.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
This post is from a bot so I hope you went to the original
lewaq
Sorry, I do not trust the man in a big white van
Saticronious
Good life advice
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
But there are some cute puppies in the back of the van. Come pet them. Don't mind the smell of chloroform, it's just cover the puppies' pee.
HannibalPoopsPeople
Everybody picks. It’s what you do afterwards that defines you.
Popohans
Do as the monkeys do. Strengthen your body's defense system with a juicy meal.
Leblonde
Pick it & Flick it
berjel1997
To Yeet or to eat?
KindofaBadPerson
Yeet them at thyne enemies.
Pr3ach3r
That is the question?
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Thats so gross +1
SchuKadaj
I remember a science piece saying that eating them is good for you, but still
JVNK
Can't remember if the "good for you" is conclusive, but everyone swallows a LOT of snot each day anyway.
Gamergrl09
I can understand the reasoning why, but........yeah...
creamygreek
But it keeps the bad stuff out
Tondeldoos
I always thought boogers were bacteria filtered out by your nosehair that shouldn't enter the body. How can that be good?
IWantToHugEveryCat
Stomach can handle them but nose/lungs can't but it's not just bacteria it's dust too that gets caught in booger. Who wants to eat dust?
SchuKadaj
Science says that the mucus that has it captured, when eaten, allows the body to learn it and prepare for it
WizardHarryDresden
Fuck not this crap again, yes we Pee in the shower, yes picking your nose feels good, go away
Magisterial
Yes we masturbate
DoctorateInHentaiology
MY WIFE SAYS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO FARTS, RETWEET IF YOU ALSO DO, LIKE IF YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO DOES
Charcharm
Also the stand- and sitwipers' ongoing feude.
WizardHarryDresden
Sit
MadCDeeJay
This is not the paranet, Wizard boy. How are you even online?
WizardHarryDresden
Stabby crown of thorns thing, plus Molly hooked me up with a blue tooth computer with several jpegs and a wife's eye
Toverslak
WizardHarryDresden
Lot a liars in here pretending they don't piss in the shower
Salpinus
I seriously don't. With the hot steam everything smells like urine. Then again I fail at hydrating and have pretty concentrated pee
AfterTimeAdrift
I piss in the sink sometimes. Saves water
WizardHarryDresden
Yea and I brush my teeth in the toilet most times, saves water
jhawker27
onepuntman
You pee in the shower? :S
WizardHarryDresden
Like the vast majority yea
onepuntman
Why not use the toilet that’s in the same room?
Sheepyhead
Looks like OP was.... Proven Guilty
kulahog
No offense but peeing in the shower is pretty gross but yea well all pick our noses
Shadoweclipse13
With the ammonia in urine, it actually makes a cleaner shower than without (assuming you don't scrub the shower after every shower).
Sprixxen
Peeing while nude into the toilet feels weird though.
kulahog
Yes
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
There are two types of people in the world, those that pee in the shower, and those that lie about peeing in the shower.
GrimFinn
You forgot us who don't pee in the shower.
Applewish
Right? Like you go right ahead and be a freak but I'll do me, thank you very much
WizardHarryDresden
You're the minority which would make you the freak, you're also an idiot
Pr3ach3r
Buddy, we've become a minority along with those washing their hands. Maybe we've always been. We should do a lifelong study who lives longer
destinychopsticks
You pee in the shower? That's gross. You're trying to get clean in there! Why not just bathe in urine?
siler7
You smear chemicals and body oils all over yourself in the shower? That's gross.
destinychopsticks
Damn right I do. I also ingest chemicals every day. Everything is a chemical. Your body is producing them right now. (Spooky noise.)
Pr3ach3r
Don't. Just don't even try. I went that road before and lost 300 fake points. No way to reason w/anyone about hygiene.Not even washing hands
sidParker
No we do not fucking pee in the shower. Picking your nose isn't clean but it's nowhere near as bad as peeing in the shower.
itsabouttogetspicy
It literally gets washed down the drain as its coming out lol.
sidParker
You are peeing on your feet. There will be splatter There is splatter, besides a tub that had some urine in it is not a place to get clean.
sidParker
You don't do it because you think it makes sense, you do it because you are too lazy to pee in the toilet like a civilized person. (2/3)
sidParker
Besides if anybody else in your house uses that shower that's like almost as bad as being a person who pees in pools.
theshinobi23
Check the username. It's a repost bot.
Sjrko
It also coments"aww yis" alot apparently
LordLatrine
WizardHarryDresden
So It is but still, one bot gets points and everyone will jump on the points wagon
NZSheeps
Upvote if you browse Imgur
Th3Tr4ShM0nK3y
Upvote if you breathe
MoepsDump
Upvote if you eat bread!
Eogos
Speak for yourself, I ain't pissing in a god damn shower.
laestrella
Thank you!!!
iHateNicolasCage
You pee in the toilet before you take a shower?
onepuntman
Yes?
iHateNicolasCage
That’s why nobody will remember your name
onepuntman
I can assure you there’s other reasons for that.
coolcalx
It’s right next to the shower. Why wouldn’t you?
Sprixxen
Because your standing there naked & cold close to the heat coming out the shower when the urge comes. You want me to move away from it?!
Vikernese
It goes down the drain anyways.
sidParker
My feet aren't in the toilet.