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And then there was one......
Searching for the right spud
True.
To be fair, I was thinking that though.....
Taking it to the next level
darthchocolate
Lord knows I would smash
myfathersregret
BarryMilo
I'm pretty much fucked. And the the murders began. -The Martian
Sosickofthisshit
OMG, "Fondil Mabols"...dying
squidbastard
Like the monk aint a freak, he got a belt of anal beads
anniechon
You're not wrong, pal.
Pewtin
#1 *holds wine glass with perpendicular pinky finger*
MrSmilingDeath
I texted strangers trying to trick them into finishing my owl joke. And then the murders began.
Mikethemanc86
Hahaha
Epsilon025
As a tenor player, I can confirm that #6 is 100% accurate.
Asterfix
Christina hendricks... What a goddess...
ILiekTurdles
Mr and Mrs Dursley were happy to say they were perfectly normal people, thank you very much. Then, the murders began.
ranivotz
Exactly what I was thinking about!
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
Dank.
Hipstersayswhat
ABC Motherfucker is my summer jam!
sciencebasedlifeform
123 MOTHERFUCKER!!
Ouroborus
A little more than one hundred days into the fortieth year of her confinement, Dajeil Gelian was visited in her lonely tower /2
Ouroborus
overlooking the sea by an avatar of the great ship that was her home. Then the murders began.
Kythyria
+1 for the Culture. And then the murders began *is* rather Banks-y, even.
JohnDillingersPenis
Who dis?
UnicornCock
+1
Azerai
Yeah it was brutal
Udagajasingha
#26 - Stalemate?
KHD02
The white piece is a queen
Udagajasingha
Whoops. My bad. Thought it was the king.
KHD02
A Lot of people did. No worries :D
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
#3 If only Lego made little people-shaped figures.
therealVexed
yeh but its the brick that will mess you up
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
Which is the weaponry of the Lego Minifigures.
therealVexed
skyrim belongs to the bricks!
Fr3ddySpahGetti
I had just stepped up my game using the ribbed stranger, and then the murders began...
EZMONEY98
That is a long post. Thats what she said. And then the murders began
Bman1988
AfroSamuraiRM
I'm pretty sure I remember something where he inhaled helium. Was it a science show or some shit?
Bman1988
Yeah, he were on the "Tonight show" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRKVQcbIByo
thatwasalie
.
RagingErection
#26 stalemate?
TheWizardSendor
White could be taking an offensive move toward black-king, since that space is protected by knight. Would be CM.
TheWizardSendor
Actually, that white piece is a queen, not a king.
MattyMoo728
#26 thats a stalemate, not a checkmate
McTricks
This is important.
Vesorias
Assuming those are the only pieces left on the board it is a checkmate, isn't it? Or can you choose to not move?
AndreKroon
I believe if that happens and the king is the only piece left then its a draw rather than a checkmate.
Vesorias
How would it be a draw? if the black king moves he dies no matter what if he passes (is that allowed?) then the person with more pieces wins
AndreKroon
It's a stalemate, he has no valid move that won't put him in checkmate but isn't already in checkmate, so neither player wins.
Keronin
You are correct.
hyretic
Is that not a Queen?
MattyMoo728
Oh. Thought it was a king. My bad :/
Keronin
It happens every time that image is posted.
samsonguy920
It's okay. That happens in bars, too.
noahwkemp
I didn't know there was a difference. What is it?
MattyMoo728
(1/2) A checkmate is when the king is being attacked and cant move to another spot where he isnt being attacked, and a stalemate is when
MattyMoo728
(2/2) the king is safe where it is and it cant move to any other position
AndreKroon
Doesn't it also become a draw if there is no possible move other than putting the king in a spot where it can be taken?
noahwkemp
Thanks!
EchoOfSnac
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. →
EchoOfSnac
And then the murders began.
EchoOfSnac
Not for the first time, an argument had broken out over breakfast at number four, Privet Drive. And then the murders began.
EchoOfSnac
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways. And then the murders began.
EchoOfSnac
The villagers of Little Hangleton still called it “the Riddle House,” even though it had been many years since the Riddle family had lived →
EchoOfSnac
there. And then the murders began.
nateist
Clearly you eat plenty of fiber because that was a solid dump +1
MustLoveNetflix
And then the murders began
ScreamingFirehawk
Actually protein makes your shit hard. (solid) Fiber does the opposite, which is why it makes you shit.
ceemars
https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif
Zigzag333
COME ON!! It's NOT checkmate, it's a DRAW
PavlovianProgramming
Like me, you thought the white piece was another king. The picture is not very clear.
Zigzag333
Hahaha yeah I know :) I always get butthurt about chess
Keronin
I find it interesting the amount of people who assume the joke is a mistake, I wish I could get the data on the people who see it one way 1/
Keronin
vs the other and see what sort of correlation exists, like do the people who assume it's another king play more or less chess than those 2/
Keronin
that assume the other way? Or is it a linguistic difference? Also, INB4 someone says something about assuming the chess piece's gender. 3/3
ErinFromTheOffice
No it's not. The white queen moving there is Check. And the three adjacent squares are unavailable.
Zigzag333
They basically look the same... Either both are queens or BOTH kings
ErinFromTheOffice
I respectfully disagree.
Keronin
I need this every time this image gets posted, thank you!
Zigzag333
I regrettably retract my statement
ashipthatshipsshippingships
dragonblade968
...
NachoPete
And then the murders began.
sciencebasedlifeform
dot
BC2k2
https://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpz81S7usvTIM8w/giphy.gif
Ivegotathingforflowers
Risky click of my day
AxelYamanaka
Isn't 11 hours enough?
UnicornCock
For science
BoxesofFoxes
Well?
moltenvoid
And then the murders began.
HA90
I thought that said the ribbed strangler
MisterKetch
Also good
Jetpackdoge
Thanks for taking one for the team ship shipp shipps
Shazaem
Mysterious magnetic ball carries away another victim, and then the murders began.
zFUBARz
This guy gets it.
Loser37
Is his hair made of metal?
MandingoNumber11
Ok, what did I miss.
Jinxies
medsal15
And then the murders began
amop
kinda accurate really
phantomgallery
just delayed a couple years
EmyLightsaber
but only during the flood
ShotsoMilk
Halo has nothing to do with this
Dreaddread
Then there is that first born problem.... gotta pay the man when he comes calling.
Fuzzynubz
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And then the murders began.
MrRandom314159
"I AM NOT A CROOK!" And then the murders began.
andreik
And then after the murders began it was the BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey!
JohnnySupYo
Damb
Frappo
Interestingly, that could be interpreted as the murders have made the times somewhat better than before when they were the worst.
tinylilbrowntown
Who dis?
UnicornofPeril
The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. And then the murders began.
wanderingbishop
Marley was dead, to begin with. And then the murders began.
TheBufferkiller
Well I'll be a mother fucker. Shit does work.
haveanothergif
And then the murders began.
TheBufferkiller
No body, no crime.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth...and then the murders began.
Cereaza
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began
davillanous1
The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. And then the murders began.
scoobysnak
In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf. And then the murders began.
Matryoshka524
"I've watched through his eyes, listened through his ears, I'm telling you he's the one." And then the murders began. Not far off, honestly
YoureWaifuAShit
mine would be "I've been training for weeks. And then the murders began." so it's not always accurate.
NoButtholeNoUpvotes
Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began.
haveanothergif
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. And then the murders began.
bobstallone
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. And that's when the murders began.
DumplingLandEmperor
Who dis? And then the murders began.
pixelsnader
http://funnypictures2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Ever+since+i+read+a+certain+comic+i+can+t+_3d3c3eefc54196f2787d342e48ef7a99.jpg
rabiesraeven
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do. And then the murders began.
ThatIrishLass
Dotting this thread because it's amazing.
Ewanator
In the beginning, the universe was created. Then the murders began. This made a lot of people unhappy and is widely regarded as a bad move.
midrealmknight
"Where's Papa going with that axe?" said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast." And then the murders began.
MostIndeedlySo
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began.
MDtheGM
He is a violent bastard, he killed almost everybody.
MostIndeedlySo
And then the murders began, again.
rrlyrae
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. And then the murders began.
CompressedInfo
It was the best of times... it was the BLURST of times?! And then the murders began
skooterLaughin
Who is John Galt? And then the murders began.
Ouroborus
That's where my mind went too.
KatieNoi
"Where’s Papa going with that axe?” And then the murders began.
BestOfMenMustDie
No, dude: "It was the best of times. And then the murders began. It was the worse of times." See? So much better!
almostideal
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. And then the murders began.
parttimebombtech
Twas the night before Christmas, and then the murders began.
hawkeye23
Awe, the story of Jonbenet Ramsey
IllegalDuckling
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. And then the murders began.
midrealmknight
The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play, so we sat in the house all that cold, cold wet day. And then the murders began.
Ewanator
In the beginning, the universe was created. Then the murders began. This made a lot of people unhappy and is widely regarded as a bad move.
whyisthisusernametaken
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people unhappy and is widely regarded as a bad move. Then the murders began.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. AND THEN THE MURDERS BEGAN.
MadCat221
Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began.
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
Damn this was the first sentence to pop in my head too! I've never even read the book. I liked the movie matilda though
BecauseBenjamin
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man possessed of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.
sulfuratus
The tropical rain fell in drenching sheets, hammering the corrugated roof of the clinic building, roaring down the metal gutters, 1/2
sulfuratus
splashing on the ground in a torrent. And then the murders began. 2/2 Who recognises it?
Lvandyke
Hit me up with that Jurassic Park
sulfuratus
Nice. I wasn't expecting anyone to know it since it's not giving any big hints.
Lvandyke
I've read that book 8 times in the last year and I only read 5 books a year
ErinFromTheOffice
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated (1/2)
ErinFromTheOffice
to the proposition that all men are created equal. And then the murders began. (2/2)
eetsumkaus
began?
HomosexualThundergod
Perfect. Just perfect.
luminaras
10/10
AllStarAres
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. 1/2
AlexDuos
I almost did this one, glad someone else did
AllStarAres
And then the murders began.
Nanaashi
I would read the shit out of that.
twcblank
That is a strangely accurate amendment.
DerpyWerm
Sounds like the beginning of a crime thriller where the serial killers are disguised as a normal family or something
Gnowl
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first Birthday with a party
Gnowl
of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. Then the murders began.
Moonkey
Shouldn't that be "It was the best of times. And then the murders began. It was the worst of times."
Remainder
The sentence is about ninety words long. We abbreviate it to the popular version because that WOULD have been a great opening sentence
Remainder
Edit: 119 words. https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities#Chapter_I_-_The_Period
Remainder
if Dickens knew what a period was.
haveanothergif
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ThoughtfulTortuga
When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. And then the murders began.
Dandolo
That's actually exactly right, although they were only attempted.
shortstop23
Well, he did wind up dead by the end of the book. Shot when he tried escaping from prison.
AlexDuos
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. And then the murders began.
eetsumkaus
I mean...it's not far off the truth...
sulfuratus
There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought,
sulfuratus
and they were with him before aught else was made. And then the murders began. 2/2
sulfuratus
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special 1/2
sulfuratus
magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. And then the murders began. 2/2