The zebra is hungry ..

Aug 14, 2022 2:39 PM

Rubikx107

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Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The good ole

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To be fair: which one of us when we feel our lives are threatened, aren't willing to bite a bitch?

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Harder Stripey Daddy!

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When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone!

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Zebras: Nature's psychopaths with stripes. Cute from far, psycho up close. Evolution's way of saying 'not every wild animal wants to be your friend'.

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 23, 2022 8:08 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Awesome reaction gif

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You the burger now, bitch!

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Handburger

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can we all just take a moment to imagine how dangerous a Zebra Toddler must be, damn.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zebras are extremely dangerous. They used to hurt a lot of zookeepers, there is a reason they were not domesticated like horses.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is definitely not Crackalackin!

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Damn nature you scary!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are horses OP? https://youtu.be/SHfqtaa0VI8

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Thanks for sharing

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Feeling kinky today for reversed roles

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

It’s a good day to reverse everything ?

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

In that case, I need someone to be interested in me and a little bit weird, while I am disinterested and suspicious.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To be fair, every day is also a good day to be kinky.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Indeed

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

O.O Don't fuck with zebras, alright then. Checking that box now.

3 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 1

Horses are OP

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My mom worked at the Toronto Zoo and said zebras are the most feared by zookeepers, they are unpredictable.

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There's a reason we didn't domesticate the stripey horses.

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Seriously. The reason zebras aren't domesticated is cause they're super nasty and moody. They'll bite the shit outta you just cause.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Don't fuck with horse-like-organisms in general really, they're all terrifying.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oreo donkeys are no joke.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Zebras are donkeys that wake up every day and don't choose violence, but are instinctually inclined towards it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donkeys are capable of ultraviolence, but they also like regular feeding time and ear scritches so we can work with that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any of Africa's major herbivores are seriously bad news, moreso than the predators.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If I have to fight a zebra or a lion, I’m picking the zebra. I’m dying either way, but at least the zebra won’t eat me.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

does it really matter if you get eaten by the animal that killed you or not after you’re dead? hyenas or vultures are gonna eat you instead.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After I’m dead? Na. Lions will start eating you while you’re alive. That’s what I want to avoid.

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Uncomfortably intimate animal attacks? Hell yeah

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I'm always very impressed and amused when THAT much work, skill, and effort went into that kind of picture lol

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Haven’t seen THIS episode of Beastars yet…

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STOP IT!!

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Well... It had to be someone's fetish....

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Hrrumphhhh..

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Man, that next season of Beastars looks like it's taking too much influence from PornHub...

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Haven't seen this one before. *yoink*

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone took the time and made that.

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Someone made beaststar and is making bank now.

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May have even been paid to make that

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If so, I do not blame the artist.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably a lot too.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would hope so, they deserve it. That's several hours of work.

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