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Nebbo
He always chickens out!
battleofhastings1066
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Kablooeeey
In the moments before trump posted that, HUGE purchases were made into many index funds and to energy futures. Billions and billions of dollars executed almost simultaneously minutes before he announced that bullshit. That's why the stock market futures went thru the roof. Billionaire oligarchs being billionaire oligarchs and making money while the world burns.
BloodLoveRhetoric
So, the president is publicly reporting the contents of fully imaginary conversations relevant to critical international diplomacy. Is he incapacitated enough *now*?
jargonmon
BOTH could be lies independently, but not together. And considering cheetolini's stellar track record of bold face lying..... TACO!
NoPantsOhClock
SquashDemon
TACO you could set your watch to.
onponmon
Tenor and Tone? Trump AI is enhancing his vocabulary too much
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
WhoIsFlabbergasted
He's tweeting bullshit to try to bump up the stock market. Futures went up over the weekend after he posted this, and we can probably watch all those gains collapse after Iran's response
DSREX
Normally we call people who give performances for money actors. That would make Trump a bad actor.
Jokes aside, normal left the building. If we survive to the end of his term, the corpse of a country that will be left will be less than a shadow of itself.
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
Don't forget about the insider trading! That's a feature as well!
Dannoboyo
They probably went up simply because he backed down from shear insanity for whatever reason. He seems perilously close to his own Waterloo. So he will pivot to Cuba, etc., and bully the helpless there and in the US
Mxlespxles
Yep. This is all just more market manipulation, that's the whole reason he wanted to be president.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I don't understand how the stock market doesn't see through his bullshit yet. Its been ten years of his garbage! Once more, the stock market has proven to be run by neurotic idiots, and I motion for it to be mostly abolished.
Badprenup
The people running the market are the ones making money from all of this. Beyond just taking a cut of all market trades in general, also by letting an industry tank because they're shorting stocks in that industry.
Grinch01
But he got a very expensiv gift from iran so it is basicly solved and over any Minute
sadurdaynight
Was Iran there for the talks, or are they finding out about them the same time we do?
UpNorthAndFreezing
TACOOO
thomn8r
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/3/23/iran-war-live-tehran-vows-to-completely-close-hormuz-if-power-plants-hit
ImYourWifesBoyfriend
thismyburnerbutyoucangetdigits
I think it’s moved on to full-blown confabulation and dementia. Either way, he isn’t fit for office and should be in prison for: treason, fraud, murder, rape, pedophilia, lying, more fraud, theft, more treason, more murder…it’s truly unbelievable at this point.
urusername2
You mean he wasn't before now?
Nim449
When trump was born he started crying and then lying about it. And he hasn't stopped doing either since.
urusername2
With his IQ, that's all he's got!
lackinglife
It's sad how obvious a twist this is. I don't think anyone expected him to have actually talked to anyone. It's basically expected at this point that whenever he says
"I talked to them and they said everything I needed them to say" is immediately followed by a narrator saying "he in fact talked to nobody"
sldunnph3
He’ll claim he did & when nothing happens, blame Iran
bridgebrain
There's no one to talk to anyway, he blew up all the negotiable leadership and now all thats left are military and religious fundamentalists
andexer
"Talked to them" means "tweeted at them"
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
The tweet being the same tweet making the claim.
LordHelmetTheThird
As Iranians have now said plainly and multiple times: why would anyone negotiate with the US regime? They don't honor any contracts, and more than once now the US has killed the negotiators during the negotiations. That isn't "negotiating in bad faith", it's much much worse.
SirButcher
In Europe, we say exactly the same about Russia. Looks like the Soviets won the Cold War after all - by transforming the US into Russia.
quasisentience
America is a joke off a democracy
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PourMeAPuppersPlease
Exactly. The sad thing though is that their mistakes have massive consequences around the world and all normal people of other western countries now suffer because of some morons decisions
armyvettx
TACOs are back on the menu.
Sixsystems
I am honored to give this comment its 69th updoot.
Regeny
WHAT? I CANT READ. YOUR LETTERS ARE TOO SMALL.
Fargus57
This is a TACO Grande Supremo Deluxe. Too bad estimates indicate gas prices will take until 2027 to get back to where they were before.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
And it isn't even Tuesday yet.
cullingg
It is in New Zealand! Also I have no idea why anyone is trying to rationalize the crap he says about negotiating with Iran - I just heard one broadcast saying that maybe there were back channels to tackle the negotiations. We have seen often enough that he regularly makes up lies from whole cloth, no shame, no kernel of truth.
armyvettx
There are no "back channels." He talks a big game, makes empty threats, and when those who are threatened don't back down, then he chickens out, says there were "good talks," and the problem was solved. Every time.
voltekker
Pedophile blowing up people in the desert to avoid consequences ah america
Che07
It's Taco Monday now? 25th, now!
emu314159127001
Why the fork does he keep typing "thank you for your attention in this matter?" Does he think that makes a tweet somehow official?
theyallwenttoMexico
Hey trump! Go to hell! Thank you for your attention to this matter. jerk.
Huor
It’s so fucking weird that a president can just spew endless lies and there’s no mechanism for curtailing his power.
Nim449
The Oligarchs who run the U.S. made sure to turn the media, the Supreme Court and Congress into rubber stamps first.
Redshadow09
What do you get when a LOSER of a president person who FAILS to admit they where WRONG to all the BAD things they have done? You get Donald fucking dumbass Trump.
Bundalicious
Who would lie about shit like this? Oh, right, they have a felonious, pedophile, Russian asset running their country 8nto the ground, while they watch and do nothing.
timGiraffeBeast
They called me, I didn't call them, they called me! Right....
Jimthebutler
Good thing trump is a coward.
drGrafenberg
I don't trust any of them.
Kats8652
This seems to be the most prudent way to look at this shitstorm. Everybody currently stuck in this clusterfuck is lying about something.
Detacheddavid
Sometimes someone is telling the truth. Mainly because all opinions are covered.
IgnisInvictus
What a weird timeline when Iranian media is a more believable source than the President of the United States.
discostewsm
Well, they don't sound like they are yelling at a screen.
lazybuthappy
livingonagiantfireball
I dont know where you have been living for the last 60 years but western media is very manipulated.
phoenix0path
Especially since it was just a money grab from the stock market. Crash it, rally it, profit.
He is liquidating.
feelymcfeel
If I want to know where the war is up to I too pay more heed to whatever the Iranians say. Don't trust that other prick as far as I can throw him.
Timesarrows
Trump’s false or misleading claims total 30,573 over 4 years (the first 4 years). if this were a Dem the corporate media would be 24/7 demonizing and trump would never won over Harris 100%. for some reason so many americans r weak minded and easily influenced, cannot see fact out of fiction. https://www.congress.gov/118/meeting/house/116231/documents/HHRG-118-JU13-20230718-SD002.pdf
grandfalloon
I don't even know if I said 30,000 THINGS from 2016-2020. That's fuckin' nuts.
Timesarrows
the corporate media in corrupt, they've stopped counting 2nd term lies. False or misleading statements by Donald Trump (second term) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump_(second_term) Christian Republicans are teaching children to lie, cheat, steal, rape and pedophile
BananaForScaIe
Those aren't rookie numbers
ricpaul
The Trump-Harris debate: Harris told ONE untruth/lie, Trump told 30. AMERICANS DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. 70% still wanted this (or didn't stop it) and the world has to suffer for it. (Being very critical, you could argue Harris told 6 untruths, still 5 times less than Trump... https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/cnn-did-not-report-that-harris-made-17-false-claims-during-debate-2024-09-23/ )
Timesarrows
the only campaign promise i heard harris speak was (tax credit for small businesses). the DNC doesn't deserve our support. 90% of the Dem/GOP in my rural county don't know what a tax credit is and surely would never use one. many don't file because below poverty line. my neighbors understood Bernie and many maga supported him. understanding the exact policies that would help them! https://truthout.org/articles/dnc-autopsy-finds-kamala-harriss-silence-on-gaza-genocide-cost-her-votes/
urusername2
Well, he HAD to say SOMETHING to satisfy his base. Just because it ain't true, doesn't mean his base won't be pacified!
Nim449
MAGAts are the enemies of civilization.
urusername2
No, He is the enemy, and MAGAts are His minions!
Nim449
All supporters and enablers of a crime are equally guilty of the crime.