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Feb 15, 2016 5:14 PM
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Zokathra
#18 As a blond man from North Europe with mild nicotine addiction and no depression I can't confirm because data is inadequate.
districtnein
As an Oregonian currently living in the south I get asked to slow down my speech on a regular basis.
iamthecatwhisperer
Facts shmacts.
GothmogLordofBalrogs
I thought the trex speed was wrong and could have hit 20 mph easily. An adolescent trex could hit much higher speeds.
okaapi
My tinder rating must be like -1000.
ordohereticusinquisitor
To be fair Romania had more men south of Stalingrad than the allies had in all of North Africa.
Jalopenis
TIL I'm part neanderthal.
Zahnradfee
We all are, except the people whose ancestors have never left africa.
ChaosLierLen637
How the fuck do they play Yu-Gi-Oh in Thailand?
afartnSpartan
Playing cards and trading cards are 2 different things. I'm guessing people must gamble and cheat but good lord what a strange law.
fredgiblet
TIL you breathe bacteria from water.
Afghaniscran
Legionella bacteria is one type I know of causes legionaires disease
windedsloth
I hate when I drink air and breathe water
SuckitPUPPS
Also, toilet water IS tap water
longwordnet
What kind of water is in that lad's toilet anyway?
KittenVonCatsworth
TIL my hobby of building giant houses of cards would land me in jail in Thailand.
Riverrats
North America shouldn't count since it includes those hockey playing Canadians. Pucks knock out teeth!
wandergeist
So do elbows, fists, boards, sticks, and the ice. Among other things.
TheKraken51
1500$ to remove a plastic bag from my dogs stomach
oscarmatic
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privilège_du_blanc
realmdweller
TIL. Thanks. :)
CthuluIsMyHomie
Since 2014, at least 49 people who really didn't need to breed were removed from the gene pool.
theLorknessMonster
Either way its speculation
CthuluIsMyHomie
Was referencing the "accidents due to selfies" "fact". If they're narcissistic enough that they can't avoid death, we don't need more.
theLorknessMonster
Actually I was trying to reply to a different comment. Fucking mobile app
willowhoot
Who exactly IS using a hoverboard in mass?
flatdeer
There was a priest in the Philippines who rode around singing during a Christmas Eve Mass. It would have been fine like during caroling or
flatdeer
another time set aside for Christmas singing or performing; he has a good voice, too. Just not okay to do stuff like that during Mass.
lightswitchxjacksfilms
JOHN CENA
thewildweasel
Nice.
mousecove
Horses discriminating happy and mad faces is pretty tame. Pigeons can be trained to discriminate impressionist from cubist paintings.
mousecove
Hell, our undergraduate lab produced at least one rat that discriminated classical music from techno
IamElTorcho
I'd like to know where they got the numbers for the dog/sock one. My wife is a vet tech and she even said that's ridiculous.
ogopogothecanadianlakemonster
As a person who worked in a veterinary hospital for 10 years, I know it does not cost $7220 to remove a sock from a dog's stomach.
scartox111
they probably means in the uk
ogopogothecanadianlakemonster
They specified the US amount to $7220. If we were to convert that amount as British pounds to usd (as you suggested) it would be $10422.07.
ircubic
Not sure what you're doing, but 5000 GBP converts to about 7220 USD when I do it.
ogopogothecanadianlakemonster
Right, if you look at the picture, it specifies that the conversion to usd is $7220. I'm only saying the surgery does not cost that much.
InternalServerError
How much does it actually cost? Is it an invasive surgery or do they just anesthetize and go in with an endoscope and fish it out?
kstanoev
the t-rex bit is bullshit... it could go 30 km/h
BillFlippingFujiWilliams
Gonna need sauce
goodguyC
Probably closer to 10mph: http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/dinosaurs-ancient-fossils-new-discoveries/theropod-biomechanics/walk-dont-run
ninaintheair
I would figure with just the length of its legs it would go "faster" than 5mph, even if it was slow, wouldn't its size take it farther?
HeWhoShallNotBeFamed
But how much does it cost to send Matt Damon to earth using Royal Mail?
slrult
the blonde goats were send to afghanistan as prostitutes.
DontusetheMword
IED goats perhaps? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5BdrZnhwE
UnavailableUsername1
Got em!
YeahLinguisticsBitch
If by "Ireland's early inhabitants" you mean "Indo-European Peoples", then yes, they probably came from around the Black Sea. Not the ME.
wandergeist
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/ancient-irish-had-middle-eastern-ancestry-study-reveals-1.2478780
BlackMask686
I live in Oregon we don't talk fast
dreaalldai
Mississippi here! Can..confirm... we..talk...slow.
NateintheNorth
Try going to Mississippi. I'll bet it's like having your Pokémon dialogue set on normal speed.
districtnein
Maybe you're just used to hearing faster speech so it doesn't seem that quick?
wompwompwomp
Minnesota was pretty high on that list too, which surprised me. We do take a lot of verbal shortcuts though so I wonder if that was a factor
Kruzkie
i talk hella fast and i can't help it
TheGoodReverendDude
sorry, didn't catch that. could you slow it down please
uselessComment4U
are. you. being serious. or. are. you pulling my. leg
YourGiddyAunt
What can I. Do for you. Today.
valpestilence
found a person from Mississippi :P
TheUrbanShamanIsDead
birds can't swallow in space, and you can't tell when you have to pee.
TomorrowsProcrastinator
African or European swallow?
Zokathra
What if the bird is not a swallow?
razteo
you can't tell when you have to pee? - please elaborate
CirB
Without gravity there is no clear difference in feeling whether the bladder is full or empty.
atombongsmoker
I believe the astronauts have to train themselves to pee every two hours.
razteo
..so my wife can take off to Mars right now I guess.
RineyShannon
The pressure you feel when you need to pee is gravity pushing on the water in your bladder. No gravity means no pressure.
TheUrbanShamanIsDead
no gravity.
Drewscifer
The girl in #1 is Redskins Cheerleader Christa Aiken https://www.instagra">itchick/">https://www.instagram.com/dcfitchick/ https://twitter.com/dcfitchick delightful woman
redheadshusband
Thanks for posting that. She really seems pretty cool!
dualplains
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBsSGc6Iq1O/?taken-by=dcfitchick this woman knows what's up, I appreciate that.
gillygoat
That 5 mph bit makes the Jeep scene in JP pretty funny to imagine.
wandergeist
https://youtu.be/0KCiWoSrCX4
DoomAndThenSum
That fact is false T-Rex had a stride length of around 4 m so a T-Rex would have to take 250 steps/h to run a km or or 1250 steps/h for 5
cartmanstits
It was 5 mph though not 5 kmh
johnoneoneseven
Ian Malcolm just sitting in the back like, can you get this thing out of first gear??
MalcomReynoldsWrap
Why compare an entire continent to one country?
Vicith
You're right, it should compare USA to Europe, compare it country to country :^)
clutchthepearls
Because that's how you skew information to suit your needs.
WhatRaySay
because we always joke about how bad English teeth are. just a mildly amusing perspective on the matter
twichy07
REALLY need some further text on some of these @op
ramarins
every single source is in the pictures.... the Beatles one I just read the other day on bbc.com and his source matched....
Tonen
Sources are listed at the bottom, I tried to keep them short. Open to suggestion for a new design.
blainetog
Source links in the description? Retyping is a pain in the tuckus.
Tonen
They are also listed in text form on the website mentioned on the watermark.
twichy07
I can't copy paste them out of the picture....
Tonen
No, the website watermark on the bottom right on each image. It's where these images are from.
Kilo11
What do the fish do then!? I must know!
ToniforusMaximus
I bet die moistly.
IAmReptarRawr
I bet die, mostly.
StoolPanini
They mostly die at night... Mostly.
Azeraphael
I bet die, mostly
drdavessardogs
They swim in water.
elrick43
Jaunty musical numbers
15kuhnr
I bet die, mostly.
drdavessardogs
They swim in water.
vigojones
I bet die, mostly
batlrar
Naughty things.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
I bet die, mostly.
DragonDildoChandelier
I die mostly, bet.
YippinYak
What the flying fuck is your username
DragonDildoChandelier
It is not a flying fuck, although it may appear to be. It is actually suspended from a ceiling
IAmReptarRawr
I bet die, mostly.
drdavessardogs
They swim in water, not space.
LooseyGooseyBrett
I bet float around, mostly.
LooseyGooseyBrett
I bet float around mostly.
drdavessardogs
They swim in water, not space.
Witzyremark
I also know they don't fry in the kitchen, if that helps.
LooseyGooseyBrett
I bet float around mostly.
rophiandis
I get by, mostly
vigojones
I bet die, mostly.
KaJuN
I bet die, bartly.
DontLoseYourWay
They mostly die in space, mostly.
SomeOwls
I bet die, mostly.
Azeraphael
I bet die, mostly
wrathofthekraken
I bet die, mostly.
ToniforusMaximus
I bet die moistly.
JigglyFuckingPuff
...float?
BMoh481
I bet die, mostly.
IrrelativeTheory
The cited article says the fish swam normally at first but then tended towards motionlessness as bone density fell.
BryanTexas
Thank you
drdavessardogs
They swim in water.
thatguythatalwayssayssomecontroversialshit
I debt buy, mostly
dancfontaine
You should create a collections agency
ToniforusMaximus
I bet die moistly.
IrrelativeTheory
The cited article says the fish swam normally at first but then tended towards motionlessness as bone density fell.
Misslnformation
Seriously, wtf??
DH11
I bet die, mostly.
SomeOwls
I bet die, mostly.
NealErickson
OP is full of lies. The source doesn't talk about swimming at all but a linked article says "In this study, no abnormalities in...
SomeOwls
I bet die, mostly.
ToniforusMaximus
I bet die moistly.
NealErickson
OP is full of lies! The supposed source has no info on swimming but references the paper which says, "In this study, no abnormalities...
DragonDildoChandelier
I die mostly, bet.
drdavessardogs
They swim in water.
houseofprimetofu
They flounder.
ScratchyFaceMcScruffyBeard
YOU! GO TAKE A LAP!!!
pleasesendcows
Heh.
TotesMatt
Holy shit, this comment Is better then the post.
iamprobablyhigh
+1 for you just for being right.
TRAITORSPINNYGUY
Sorry but… than. I call you a traitor upon the grammar community.
TotesMatt
...I bring shame to my family.
ToniforusMaximus
I bet die moistly.
thurmin
I moistly die, bet.
elrick43
Jaunty musical numbers
Felextheminimal
I'll die in debt, mostly
IrrelativeTheory
The cited article says the fish swam normally at first but then tended towards motionlessness as bone density fell.
SomeOwls
I bet die, mostly.
treycalifas
You should destroy a collections agency
ToniforusMaximus
I bet die moistly.
Saturdaze
I bet die, mostly.
IrrelativeTheory
The cited article says the fish swam normally at first but then became motionlessness as bone density fell. Also mitochondria abnormalities.
DragonDildoChandelier
Die, bet mostly I.
DontLoseYourWay
They mostly die in space, mostly.
ToniforusMaximus
I bet die moistly.
elrick43
Jaunty musical numbers
joker24791
The blood of their enemies.
humbertoh
Eye-bet die.
BacktotheScience
If I recall correctly, when they are in space they just don't move around a lot and sort of stand still. The reason for this is that (1/?)
yetanotherEE
did you die?
BacktotheScience
Boss came to my office... Finishing the thought now :)
BacktotheScience
the gland they use to determine relative position in the water doesn't behave the same way due to the lack of gravity. So, the fish (2/?)
Murrdogg
*weightlessness, not 'lack of gravity'. But well done! Keep up the science outreach!
BacktotheScience
don't know if they are swimming up, down or sideways. This also means they don't know what their body position is relative to their (3/?)
BacktotheScience
environment. Meaning that fish that are usually perpendicular or horizontal in relation to the surface of the water, don't know which (4/?)
BacktotheScience
direction their body is facing. But of course if they are in the vacuum of space, they could be dead and lifeless. Hope this helped a bit :)
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
HiddenSanity
Deep subject, careful you don't fall in.
BacktotheScience
Well done you glorious bastard you!! :) +1
SomeOwls
I bet die, mostly.