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Jul 4, 2017 2:09 AM
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Iamnotacreativeman
But the very next day, did you give it away?
ODSTsRule
Good thing Corvos love wasn´t a whale....
Demoxied
Not even a banana for reference. How am I supposed to tell how big it is or how much I should be in awe
seriousbutthole
Whale oil beef hooked...
Laylah77
Incredible
PetuniasFromMagrathea
Whale this is something now
rabidCOVIDphysician
So how many human hearts would have to be linked up in parallel to match the flow generated by that thing?
easybrz
Well it weighs 400 pounds and yours weighs 11oz so about 581
KAZ25Y
Please don't give me a whale heart
MeasuredByFive
Where is the rest of it.
ams23
Scale?
Lumpy1Space2Princess3
Ew
imgurruinedmysleepschedule
Where's the freaking banana
Maldraek
San Diego? Oh wait, no, that's a whale's vagina.
Arcian
So this is where the Heart of Y'shaarj went after we beat the shit out of Garrosh.
DRLavacookies
it looks like my ball sack
jewdydench
It looks like ginger
AlvasDad
I need this! When my ex asks me if I can find the room in my heart to take her back, I'll just point and say: "You can't even fit in there!"
dogmatix
Whale Oil Beef Hooked!
TheSwintonLion
There it is!
citizenkayt
Whale whale whale, what do we have here...
jhorbhatol10
Shouldve kept it on ice. Chris Christie is going to need a new one sooner or later
covenguy90
Without a banana, I have no idea how big this is.
FudgeFumblemux
the size of a Volkswagon, I've heard.
InfiniteNoogies
Ryebread91
Big enough for a human to swim through the large arteries.
Otaku4ever
Where is the rest of the whale?
williamth3great
Is he gonna be okay?
mehwhyshouldithinkofsomethingunique
Where's the scale though
futurecrime
Whales don't have scales dumbass.
DildoSwaggens
What I'm posta do with this?
lurkerbob
put your dick in it
Raandy
Looks like a giant ballsack
GingeraffeTW
Sperm Whale maybe?
jaymckool
Giant ballsack with a massive jock itch problem maybe.
diesoz
amorgan1
SuspiciousCharacter
These are my exact words I said when I say this.
Nize426
Of course it would be your exact words when you say it!
SuspiciousCharacter
No I... *Deep sigh* forget it.
skybejef
Where the hell is the banana?
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
I keep it in my pants where it's safe.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Inside
GoodChange
https://imgur.com/tpRqmqJ
AmaIthea
Behind the mig welder
Cassiraa
Well you take a regular sized banana...
aslightlyshitierKanye
MyFuckingUsername
2 post later before the penny dropped. I juat came back to upvote this!
noviusx
I like this.
dentros1
That welder in the background is probably 3 feet high, 4 feet at the top of the bottle.
FatBoobsDontCount
it's in the tailpipe
YouCapturedMe
It's like the size of a small car. But not super small. Like a beetle small.
ItsUncleSam
Beetles are super small...
Paroxzyme
I know right... Amateurs. What am i supposed to do with this.
Paroxzyme
Wait! is that a weld set in the background? It's OK everyone, weld set for scale!
woodjoiner
Ladder for scale?
Vatatheo
But is it 6 foot, 12 foot?! We need an accurate standard!
CrazyCatLad
The rungs are probably the length of a banana...
RepostSadistic
The problem is that the ladder is set further away from the heart, so it looks smaller in perspective.
RepostSadistic
Still, I think the heart is about 7 to 9 feet tall.
UserSubUserName
This is why we use bananas!
RepostSadistic
Um, rungs are roughly 12 inches each, so 6 vs 12 foot doesn't matter
Vatatheo
I use ladders a lot for work
ilovemyboobs
the ladder rungs are 18 inches wide. If that is a decent enough scale for you.
Paroxzyme
But how many bananas wide are they? See! we don't know if this is a standard ladder.
dirtycrow666
How do you know? That could be a little baby ladder.
ilovemyboobs
i used to work in a home depot.
dirtycrow666
Did you get fired for intervening in an attempted kidnapping?
dirtycrow666
ilovemyboobs
no??
cryborg
I choose to assume it's smaller than me until I see a scale.
TreeSparrowDY
If I remember correctly you could fit an average sized adult quite comfortably in the aorta of a whale's heart 1/
MrRandom314159
So you're saying I can keep people literally in my heart?
TreeSparrowDY
Though obviously it depends on the whale. And also both the whale and the adult would die very quickly too. 2/
cryborg
I forgot there are actual fucking marine biologists on this site! I love you and your knowledge (I'm kind of high right now)