City Mascots

May 24, 2018 11:22 PM

shenanigansen

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Annapolis:

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can see how Boston and NYC are such bitter rivals. NYC is a dick and boston has a cool hat.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kansas would be a tornado with tornado arms and fists and (expletive)

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

Florida already has a mascot, but Florida man looks less cutesy and more meth-heady.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was never an angry person until I moved to Boston and had to drive through the city every day. Now I come home livid every day.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So New York and Boston get Popuko and Pipimi?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Philadelphia: rocky stepping in dog sit covered in wiz cheese

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

KAPPA!! I live in Ushiku and it's mascot is the kappa (the bottom creature in the first panel.) And lemme tell you these peeps LOVE kappas

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What other supernatural blood-sucking monster can you defeat with basic politeness?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Louisville: a racehorse, drinking bourbon.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Moved to Kentucky a few years ago and i gotta say, spot on.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason I imagine it as mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New Jersey would be a used condom

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

What state would be a broken condom?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jersey is a city?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jersey City is a city

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicago would be a bear wearing a deep dish hat with a Chicago dog penis.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Da Bears!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Da Cubs!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Myrtle Beach would be a deep-fried ashtray from a titty bar.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Colorado would be some snow covered mountains with pot leaves for eyes on a snowboard

7 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 16

You mean Boulder, CO. Denver would be a pot leaf with a scarf and a suit jacket.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That would fit Seattle very well too. or Washington State to stay within your theme.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you know what a city is?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget a hikers pack with all sorts of outdoor gear.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Baltimore would be a gun with a smiling heroin sticking out of it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No... we're the city that reads....breads...greatest city in America, so says our bus benches.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 for herpes potentially.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Cleveland Steamer

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Memphis would just be a white guy with a noose.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

More like Elvis using a bbq rib bone as a shiv

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, I would have gone with BBQ of some sort (even though Texas BBQ is better) but I’m assuming you live there so have at it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And not comment on the social tension of racism and how very much alive it still is today?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicago:

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Foegot to add used needles and human poop to that $4000 San Francisco apt

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Also, that mascot is a luxurious 2 story house. It should be more like a studio apartment in the TL smh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. People need to know.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would Texas just be a gun wearing more guns?

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 21

Houston would be sweet tea. Texans love their sweet tea. I should know. I work at Whataburger. If that tea isn't up there, you'll know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

yeehaw

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m thinking a F2500 with a soccer mom on Xanax inside. She has a handgun in her purse of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need this drawn for reasons

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True about Boston .... they love the redsox!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But they're assholes, just like New York. So it's perfect.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, were fuckers. There's a big difference between being an asshole and a fucker, especially in Boston. Source: am a fucker

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boston being New York but with a Red Sox hat is very fitting

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Recently moved from Boston to NYC; can confirm.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey same here, moved to Brooklyn almost a year ago! Where you at?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Westchester; welcome to NY!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boston was the friendliest city I've ever been to

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you from Damascus?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must've never left it then.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Philly would be a pot hole

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

So would Indy. Or a chunk of meth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Philly would be a greased light pole running from an Eagles fan.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No Harrisburg is the pot hole, philly has to be wiz wit

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

New Orleans' mascot wouldn't be appropriate to show around kids.

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Maybe make a kid friendly crawdad with a crown?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A hurricane?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

what would Pittsburgh be?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It would be Mahnt Worshington with fries coming out of the tunnel n’at.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be an anamorphic Primanti’s sandwich ya jagoff

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A penguin along the lines of Bad Badtz Maru would work

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An abandoned factory?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Atlanta is a suicidal African Klansman with a gun and Soundcloud rapper tattoos screaming "fuck you I'm rich"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stuck in traffic at 3pm.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Detroit is a dead octopus.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Flint would be any dead aquatic animal

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A dead octopus on fire surrounded by crime scene tape inside a pothole.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get the octopus part

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's a Red Wings thing

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Phoenix would be a fried egg dropped on the sidewalk.

7 years ago | Likes 1130 Dislikes 3

One time in Arizona, my siblings and I tried cooking an egg on the sidewalk. A dog came and ate it before anything happened.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Sounds like there's a story there

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do not fear Hell for I have lived 50 years in Arizona.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like there's SEVERAL stories there

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

with a homeless person begging for money on the corner

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Georgia would be a stick of butter.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A deep-fried stick of butter.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhh yeah, you’re right!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Giving you the finger

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ALOT of US cities giving the finger... XD

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Phoenix would be a giant turd baked like a potato on the sidewalk

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Phoenix would be a raw egg dropped on the sidewalk that instantly fries from heat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I was going for, yeah.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living here, I agree. Summer seems off to a slow start this year, though.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Dont fuckin' jinx it!!! Do you WANT it to be 111 again?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too late. Forecast calls for triple digits next week. Probably won't get cold until December to make up for the slow start.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gudatama would sue.

7 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

A person on fire, then.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Can confirm I was on fire

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vietnam would sue.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

California would sue

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Maybe a glob of cookie dough on the dashboard of a car? Or a coyote eating a chihuahua

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just moved here. It sucks

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Go take a trip north to Sedona or the Grand Canyon. Bring binoculars.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eh I'm really not interested.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Native of Phoenix here. good/bad news BAD NEWS You never get used to it GOOD NEWS soon you'll be just as bitter and angry as the rest of us.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Also bitter and angry is kinda the opposite vibe I'm getting from people.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No I'm already there. Was already vitamin D deficient before coming here

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

im kinda used to it. by now. im a native. lived here 18ish yrs.send help before i kms i live in Tweaerville

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just moved here and I love it, but then again I am a 25 year old single male in Tempe

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Abd I'm a 2t year old single male in Estrella/Goodyear. I hated heat back when I was in Illinois.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lucky bastard. I live in Tweakerville

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheap rent. Decent tech job market. And the Hooters on Mill is the best ever.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I haven't been yet, tilted kilt is pretty killer doe

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there another one besides the one in Chandler? If you’re in that area, check out Forefathers. Best Philly Cheesesteaks ever, “wit wiz”.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phoenix would be a rattle snake smoking meth

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

I think you meant Apache Junction

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that’s New Mexico

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Christ I meant Albuquerque.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Everyone in phoenix is a tweaker

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, there's a reason Phoenix's unofficial nickname is Valley Of The Spun.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Satan's asshole too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i know too many tweakers...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had never heard that before, hell of a moniker.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seattle would have to be a salmon smoking a blunt being lit with a space needle shaped lighter.

7 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

Throw it all on a hybrid passing an SUV and you have got it nailed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or a used heroin needle. With a happy face.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Needs more coffee and hipsters

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

*Portland

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs a homeless guy, or a lot of homeless guys. Seriously seattle, y'all have a problem.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It would help if the cops didn't keep forcing encampments to move, tossing people's belongings in the process so they have to start over...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

churches that enable those who gave up are the problem.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

May you never find yourself in that position, friend. It is a terrible thing to lose all hope.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah man the homeless crisis was declared a state of emergency over two and a half years ago, we're making progress.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You should see san Francisco

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Have you seen the camps in Anaheim? Shits not even tent city, it's a tent empire

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of people here don't know what a "city" is...

7 years ago | Likes 348 Dislikes 13

Sanctuary City™

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

L.A., Boston, New York, and San Fran are all cities. What's the problem?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I mean in the comments.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm reading these other comments laugh crying tho

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why cant states have mascots? HUH?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean? England is my city.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can you name a city in WV ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheeling

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thing is, anybody could have looked something up. And someone must know the capitol. But it still took 3 days to get an answer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We just call it New York."

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm a foreigner just learning from the comments - is it states and towns? Is that what a city is?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And also a sexual act?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can confirm I have a lady "The Salty Wisconsin" in bed last week.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uggh. I gave*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A city is bigger than a town. Lots of the US is made up of small towns far apart. There are only a few BIG cities, mostly ones in the post.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

...yes. Yes that is correct. Good stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

States are....well....sovereign states...like european countries and the EU or Scotland and the UK. The US is actually much more diverse and

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

strange than you can imagine.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Country folk don't got no time to dilly dally with details. We ain't about to nit pick the tilly wicks.

7 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 2

country folk, thier mascot will be a sheep plucker.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm stealing this, it's mine now

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Same tho

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Texas?

7 years ago | Likes 1055 Dislikes 17

Treading intensifies

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Actually South Carolina believe it or not

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOAH SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am from Texas and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

try it out

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texas is my city

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More like Chicago.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

How do you make that more kawaii

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on how they vote, more like:

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a Texan, I fuckin approve.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Houston reporting in.

7 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

That perfect loop though

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamn it, exhale a word already.

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

This would be our houston mascot. Just add a cowboy hat

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Given the way you Houstonians drive, I'd say a dinged up car in a cowboy hat giving you the finger would be MUCH more appropriate.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Still better than Dallas tho

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fair point. I've been to Dallas once for work and the shuttle the had from the hotel to corporate felt like being in a mad max chase

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't mind me: just hopping on 610 v

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are so many factors that contribute to our road rage. The main one is SLOW DRIVERS IN THE LEFT HAND LANE GODDAMNIT

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My statement still stands

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was agreeing with you in my own way, don't you worry.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0