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Cheomesh
Annapolis:
LuffyFett
I can see how Boston and NYC are such bitter rivals. NYC is a dick and boston has a cool hat.
GamingMule
Kansas would be a tornado with tornado arms and fists and (expletive)
moricai
Florida already has a mascot, but Florida man looks less cutesy and more meth-heady.
Emac94
I was never an angry person until I moved to Boston and had to drive through the city every day. Now I come home livid every day.
GerhardM
CrackedGoggles
So New York and Boston get Popuko and Pipimi?
TrillKollins
Philadelphia: rocky stepping in dog sit covered in wiz cheese
KidKarless
KAPPA!! I live in Ushiku and it's mascot is the kappa (the bottom creature in the first panel.) And lemme tell you these peeps LOVE kappas
vwyx
What other supernatural blood-sucking monster can you defeat with basic politeness?
TheNuclearRabbit
Louisville: a racehorse, drinking bourbon.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Moved to Kentucky a few years ago and i gotta say, spot on.
ChickensAreGoodPets
For some reason I imagine it as mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy
MarkOfTheCovenant
New Jersey would be a used condom
MoistCrumbs
What state would be a broken condom?
PersonalDildo
Jersey is a city?
PooPculture
Jersey City is a city
Aolethe
Chicago would be a bear wearing a deep dish hat with a Chicago dog penis.
mkyner
Da Bears!
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
Da Cubs!
turbodog
Myrtle Beach would be a deep-fried ashtray from a titty bar.
ajason
Colorado would be some snow covered mountains with pot leaves for eyes on a snowboard
SalvalecRhaplanca
You mean Boulder, CO. Denver would be a pot leaf with a scarf and a suit jacket.
CVStp
That would fit Seattle very well too. or Washington State to stay within your theme.
TacticalBac0n
Do you know what a city is?
ManicYEEtPressive
Don't forget a hikers pack with all sorts of outdoor gear.
babblefishe
Baltimore would be a gun with a smiling heroin sticking out of it
Iworktosavethetatas
No... we're the city that reads....breads...greatest city in America, so says our bus benches.
babblefishe
#1 for herpes potentially.
DreadTheMuffins
The Cleveland Steamer
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Memphis would just be a white guy with a noose.
SlightlyGreasySolarAtoms
More like Elvis using a bbq rib bone as a shiv
BigTex1
I mean, I would have gone with BBQ of some sort (even though Texas BBQ is better) but I’m assuming you live there so have at it.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
And not comment on the social tension of racism and how very much alive it still is today?
MemeStealingSkeleton
Chicago:
mangogangsta
Foegot to add used needles and human poop to that $4000 San Francisco apt
graveyardshifty
Also, that mascot is a luxurious 2 story house. It should be more like a studio apartment in the TL smh
Idonthavealottosay
Yes. People need to know.
IcouldntfindmymedsthismorningsoItookyours
Would Texas just be a gun wearing more guns?
TakeToTheSkyNya
Houston would be sweet tea. Texans love their sweet tea. I should know. I work at Whataburger. If that tea isn't up there, you'll know.
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
GrandmaSlappy
I’m thinking a F2500 with a soccer mom on Xanax inside. She has a handgun in her purse of course.
Dulliest
I need this drawn for reasons
MrMemethief
http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Deputymon
OTTERMAN2500
True about Boston .... they love the redsox!
yotsuya
But they're assholes, just like New York. So it's perfect.
CorvusSolus
No, were fuckers. There's a big difference between being an asshole and a fucker, especially in Boston. Source: am a fucker
Escheron
Boston being New York but with a Red Sox hat is very fitting
artintel
Recently moved from Boston to NYC; can confirm.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Hey same here, moved to Brooklyn almost a year ago! Where you at?
artintel
Westchester; welcome to NY!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Boston was the friendliest city I've ever been to
frosty147
Are you from Damascus?
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
No lol
smolbep
You must've never left it then.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Ok
Lemonsandwichs
Philly would be a pot hole
HeAGudGuy
So would Indy. Or a chunk of meth.
Filanwizard
Philly would be a greased light pole running from an Eagles fan.
Iworktosavethetatas
No Harrisburg is the pot hole, philly has to be wiz wit
Ziyousansz
New Orleans' mascot wouldn't be appropriate to show around kids.
tidestail
Maybe make a kid friendly crawdad with a crown?
H20Junkie
A hurricane?
LuffyFett
potatofrenzy
what would Pittsburgh be?
Cravanicus
It would be Mahnt Worshington with fries coming out of the tunnel n’at.
lljkrevol
It would be an anamorphic Primanti’s sandwich ya jagoff
yotsuya
A penguin along the lines of Bad Badtz Maru would work
RedVsBlue
An abandoned factory?
Tlaxxil
Atlanta is a suicidal African Klansman with a gun and Soundcloud rapper tattoos screaming "fuck you I'm rich"
hiimmat
Stuck in traffic at 3pm.
Thorn14
Detroit is a dead octopus.
RedVsBlue
Flint would be any dead aquatic animal
PooPculture
A dead octopus on fire surrounded by crime scene tape inside a pothole.
Superkroot
I don't get the octopus part
Nightcaste
It's a Red Wings thing
Piscivore
Phoenix would be a fried egg dropped on the sidewalk.
Starctic
One time in Arizona, my siblings and I tried cooking an egg on the sidewalk. A dog came and ate it before anything happened.
SomeRandomDudeWhoUpvotesThingsHeLikes
Sounds like there's a story there
Piscivore
I do not fear Hell for I have lived 50 years in Arizona.
SomeRandomDudeWhoUpvotesThingsHeLikes
Sounds like there's SEVERAL stories there
ZeroLyfe
with a homeless person begging for money on the corner
Derpybearr
Georgia would be a stick of butter.
Piscivore
A deep-fried stick of butter.
Derpybearr
Ohhhhh yeah, you’re right!!
TheSixthNumber
Giving you the finger
Klaaism
ALOT of US cities giving the finger... XD
PuntoPuta
Phoenix would be a giant turd baked like a potato on the sidewalk
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Phoenix would be a raw egg dropped on the sidewalk that instantly fries from heat
Piscivore
That's what I was going for, yeah.
zaphodjr480
Living here, I agree. Summer seems off to a slow start this year, though.
Happywanker8888
Dont fuckin' jinx it!!! Do you WANT it to be 111 again?
lexiconbud
Too late. Forecast calls for triple digits next week. Probably won't get cold until December to make up for the slow start.
XelaDarks
Gudatama would sue.
Piscivore
A person on fire, then.
GodsFoot
Can confirm I was on fire
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
Vietnam would sue.
LilMaGoo
California would sue
XelaDarks
Yes.
feverishfox
Maybe a glob of cookie dough on the dashboard of a car? Or a coyote eating a chihuahua
AnonOmis1000
I just moved here. It sucks
anthaneezy
Go take a trip north to Sedona or the Grand Canyon. Bring binoculars.
AnonOmis1000
Eh I'm really not interested.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Native of Phoenix here. good/bad news BAD NEWS You never get used to it GOOD NEWS soon you'll be just as bitter and angry as the rest of us.
AnonOmis1000
Also bitter and angry is kinda the opposite vibe I'm getting from people.
AnonOmis1000
No I'm already there. Was already vitamin D deficient before coming here
PrincessAnus
im kinda used to it. by now. im a native. lived here 18ish yrs.send help before i kms i live in Tweaerville
murphyA
I just moved here and I love it, but then again I am a 25 year old single male in Tempe
AnonOmis1000
Abd I'm a 2t year old single male in Estrella/Goodyear. I hated heat back when I was in Illinois.
PrincessAnus
lucky bastard. I live in Tweakerville
anthaneezy
Cheap rent. Decent tech job market. And the Hooters on Mill is the best ever.
murphyA
I haven't been yet, tilted kilt is pretty killer doe
anthaneezy
Is there another one besides the one in Chandler? If you’re in that area, check out Forefathers. Best Philly Cheesesteaks ever, “wit wiz”.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Phoenix would be a rattle snake smoking meth
Faustbear
I think you meant Apache Junction
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
I think that’s New Mexico
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Christ I meant Albuquerque.
PrincessAnus
Everyone in phoenix is a tweaker
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Dude, there's a reason Phoenix's unofficial nickname is Valley Of The Spun.
ItalianaNrd
Satan's asshole too
PrincessAnus
i know too many tweakers...
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
I had never heard that before, hell of a moniker.
n0tJesus
Seattle would have to be a salmon smoking a blunt being lit with a space needle shaped lighter.
piBreak
Throw it all on a hybrid passing an SUV and you have got it nailed.
biologicalmagnification
Or a used heroin needle. With a happy face.
DontMindMeJustLurkingOnTheFrontPage
Needs more coffee and hipsters
theycallmebigsexyy
*Portland
wulf97
Needs a homeless guy, or a lot of homeless guys. Seriously seattle, y'all have a problem.
caaarrots
It would help if the cops didn't keep forcing encampments to move, tossing people's belongings in the process so they have to start over...
HOLAKOOO
churches that enable those who gave up are the problem.
umpbumpfizz
May you never find yourself in that position, friend. It is a terrible thing to lose all hope.
marginalimprovement
Yeah man the homeless crisis was declared a state of emergency over two and a half years ago, we're making progress.
Idonthavealottosay
You should see san Francisco
wulf97
Have you seen the camps in Anaheim? Shits not even tent city, it's a tent empire
SkillCheckStudios
A lot of people here don't know what a "city" is...
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Sanctuary City™
Andalite
L.A., Boston, New York, and San Fran are all cities. What's the problem?
SkillCheckStudios
I mean in the comments.
shutupjennifer
I'm reading these other comments laugh crying tho
theguy5621
Why cant states have mascots? HUH?
44no44
What do you mean? England is my city.
Notme68
Can you name a city in WV ?
MickChester
Wheeling
Notme68
Thing is, anybody could have looked something up. And someone must know the capitol. But it still took 3 days to get an answer.
Kaplar
"We just call it New York."
rezpawner
I'm a foreigner just learning from the comments - is it states and towns? Is that what a city is?
rezpawner
And also a sexual act?
wangtangle
Can confirm I have a lady "The Salty Wisconsin" in bed last week.
wangtangle
Uggh. I gave*
VerySpecialAgent
A city is bigger than a town. Lots of the US is made up of small towns far apart. There are only a few BIG cities, mostly ones in the post.
rezpawner
...yes. Yes that is correct. Good stuff.
cancerriddenlung
States are....well....sovereign states...like european countries and the EU or Scotland and the UK. The US is actually much more diverse and
cancerriddenlung
strange than you can imagine.
torpido
Country folk don't got no time to dilly dally with details. We ain't about to nit pick the tilly wicks.
BlackavarLion
country folk, thier mascot will be a sheep plucker.
MrMemethief
krapmyself
torpido
Worgenmaster
I'm stealing this, it's mine now
henryclairmont
Same tho
KeyMasher
Texas?
MightyChlorians
Treading intensifies
rubberducky44
dghammer
Nice
SovietWilkey
Actually South Carolina believe it or not
Heavyoak
YES!
Cheomesh
WOAH SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
HieroGliffin
I am from Texas and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
AUselessreptile
frosty147
try it out
mac821
Texas is my city
thebloody
More like Chicago.
DatSEAsian4ever29
How do you make that more kawaii
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Texas: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CV_dwlKUAAEgTKo.jpg
MericanNightmare
Based on how they vote, more like:
ThySausagePrince
As a Texan, I fuckin approve.
torpido
Houston reporting in.
MoyerTheDestroyer47
That perfect loop though
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
Tom game was so cold. https://youtu.be/_UFsMMFjmVs
Dormninja
Goddamn it, exhale a word already.
torpido
atacobyanyothernameisaburrito
This would be our houston mascot. Just add a cowboy hat
LigerZerosMetalScratchingPost
Given the way you Houstonians drive, I'd say a dinged up car in a cowboy hat giving you the finger would be MUCH more appropriate.
CreationsMark
Still better than Dallas tho
LigerZerosMetalScratchingPost
Fair point. I've been to Dallas once for work and the shuttle the had from the hotel to corporate felt like being in a mad max chase
MjolnirCat
Don't mind me: just hopping on 610
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torpido
There are so many factors that contribute to our road rage. The main one is SLOW DRIVERS IN THE LEFT HAND LANE GODDAMNIT
LigerZerosMetalScratchingPost
My statement still stands
torpido
I was agreeing with you in my own way, don't you worry.