I love the 'thicky thicky dumb dumb' but the 'captain underpants' has me in hysterics! I'll never see a pic of him again and not think of that and laugh my ass off.
Got very worried there for a minute that we were talking about Dav Pilkey, author of the Captain Underpants series (not to mention Dog Man and Cat Kid).
Love how all the Repubs were telling brown people to "Self-deport" but they aren't telling Epstein's friends to turn themselves in BEFORE they get named. Buncha cunts.
But the Royal Family gets its money from the vast tracts of land that they own. It is their land because strange women in ponds were distributing swords. Or, something like that - all my British History knowledge is based on Monty Python.
The Duchy of Cornwall is a private estate established in 1337 by King Edward III to provide income for the eldest son of the monarch, known as the Duke of Cornwall. Currently held by Prince William (since 2022), it funds the public, charitable, and private activities of the Prince of Wales and his family. Source: https://www.britannica.com/topic/duchy-of-Cornwall
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Literally happened with that republican here in the states whose name I don't recall - You know, the guy who invented radio and was the first man on the moon. No one cared about his constant lies until it affected donor money (and even then the gop were super fiddly and hem-hawing about it, if I recall right.)
Once again: part yes, part no. The "misconduct in public office" is very easy to prove, even now. Did Shitstein have those documents? Yeah? Okay, done, guilty, here's the email Andy and the other guy sent. Rape of minors? Prove it. They sent each other cheeky emails? Circumstantial. Andrew visited the island? He visited plenty of islands, not a crime. Mandelson is allergic to pants? Believe it or not, also not a crime. And unfortunately just the victims' testimony won't cut it in court...
I fucking hate it, having read a bunch of the files, but until they release the actual pictures and videos (to police inspectors and courts, not to the public) there's just not really anything there that a half decent lawyer can't weasel his client out of.
idiotsonfire
"And we've got the world's most poisonous everything" was a great line.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
PredictablySilly
Thicky thicky dumb dumb
spidermenz
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Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
He has such a way with words. Great deliverance of horrible news
astronomygeek7
I am so upset there have been no arrests in the IS. We need to call this out during protests as nauseum until it happens.
laurapede83
I love the 'thicky thicky dumb dumb' but the 'captain underpants' has me in hysterics! I'll never see a pic of him again and not think of that and laugh my ass off.
GringaGuanaca
Got very worried there for a minute that we were talking about Dav Pilkey, author of the Captain Underpants series (not to mention Dog Man and Cat Kid).
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Love how all the Repubs were telling brown people to "Self-deport" but they aren't telling Epstein's friends to turn themselves in BEFORE they get named. Buncha cunts.
Grapeape2000
But the Royal Family gets its money from the vast tracts of land that they own. It is their land because strange women in ponds were distributing swords. Or, something like that - all my British History knowledge is based on Monty Python.
WackyTicTacCasualty
Sounds legit.
KitchenClean
The Duchy of Cornwall is a private estate established in 1337 by King Edward III to provide income for the eldest son of the monarch, known as the Duke of Cornwall. Currently held by Prince William (since 2022), it funds the public, charitable, and private activities of the Prince of Wales and his family. Source: https://www.britannica.com/topic/duchy-of-Cornwall
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Whoa whoa whoa, don't be dragging my hero Captain Underpants into this! It's bad enough he's a banned book. :P
Dogman1227
Waitwhat? Captain Underpants is a banned book? Where?!
morningxafter
That’s a solid breakdown. As an American I knew some of this but not all of it.
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sadurdaynight
Ficking and killing kids = a-ok. But when the files show you fucked with other rich peoples' money, THAT'S what gets you in trouble. Smh
MrsHowVeryDareYou
I’m guessing it has to do with prove-ability.
CallMeCourierSix
CAPITALISM BABY! THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS CAPITAL!
AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING THE POLICE WILL PROTECT: RICH PEOPLE'S PROPERTY!
OhIfIMust
:Cries in Bernie Madoff:
vanishinggirl
Al Capone- seriously at this point whatever it takes!
Rakoth
Literally happened with that republican here in the states whose name I don't recall - You know, the guy who invented radio and was the first man on the moon. No one cared about his constant lies until it affected donor money (and even then the gop were super fiddly and hem-hawing about it, if I recall right.)
rusty104
happened with George Santos who just recently got pardoned. i hate it here
cmsport2
It took me way too long to realize that you weren't saying Neil Armstrong invented radio and was a bad person. Way too long.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Once again: part yes, part no. The "misconduct in public office" is very easy to prove, even now. Did Shitstein have those documents? Yeah? Okay, done, guilty, here's the email Andy and the other guy sent.
Rape of minors? Prove it. They sent each other cheeky emails? Circumstantial. Andrew visited the island? He visited plenty of islands, not a crime. Mandelson is allergic to pants? Believe it or not, also not a crime. And unfortunately just the victims' testimony won't cut it in court...
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I fucking hate it, having read a bunch of the files, but until they release the actual pictures and videos (to police inspectors and courts, not to the public) there's just not really anything there that a half decent lawyer can't weasel his client out of.