Florida man

Jul 3, 2020 5:50 PM

HigherTowerr

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His vote counts the same as your vote. Maybe more cause he's in a swing state.

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Pull up your fucking shorts!

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Allgasnobrakes is going places. This video was hilarious.

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All gas no brakes is high art

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It's like hes trying to communicate

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All Gas, No Brakes is the most groundbreaking journalism of our modern day.

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Keep America High

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@TheOnlyFloridaMan

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Next POTUS right there!

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Sadly, he is more coherent than Trump.

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The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

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There is an explanation for why this man exists. It’s called inbreeding.

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Also the American education system.

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Yeah, I’d say North American is more like it. Both leave a lot to be desired.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever I feel sad about my life. This makes me happy cos my life could be worse but it's not

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That idiot is happier than a fly on shit, our perspective means nothing.

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"I do feel you":

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Check out allgasnobrakes on youtube that team is amazing

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Are all of their videos edited to give people seizure

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Seizures*

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Reporter's hair says 1980's. Red hat says 2020.

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Yessss

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This needs to be up higher

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This man’s vote is equal to yours

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I would bet he's got a conviction for a felony and can't vote. At least that's what I'm going to tell myself.

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Except that you know goddamn well he's going to vote no matter what. When you sit on your ass his vote is worth more.

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Electoral College makes the votes of these types of people count for more.

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You just made me sad

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I'm too high for this

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Nooo! You can't hit me, boss!

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I am just high enough for this.

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it's like listening to a scottish person getting progressively drunker

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Not drunk enough for this

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Holy fuck I had the same, I just started work this week and finished my week today

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About 5'11

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have you made cannabutter using over 4 oz of weed with only 1/2 lb of butter... man them brownie cupcakes, are dangerous!

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my high lasted 32 hours straight... :D it was a ride for sure... lol

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I’m not high enough.

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I’m just right.

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Username checks out ?

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I see you Goldilocks

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Is it too late to give Florida back to Spain?

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If they won’t take it, I’ll have it

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We can try. Idk if they’ll accept the gift.

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They would probably want to send us all the floridians when they take it.

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English not my first language. Did not understand a thing this guy said. Anyone kind enough to translate? Thnx!

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As an American whose first language is English, I have no idea what this guy is saying either!

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Ok cool. Im fine then

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English is this man's second language. He doesn't have a first.

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English IS my 1st language : that wasn't English.

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He said he won a fight at a gas station, stop judging people, he hunted gators in Florida & went shrimping in a cow pasture & got trampled.

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*Tripping in a cow pasture. He was doing shrooms.

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Pretty sure it was tripping in a cow pasture. But honestly, who the fuck knows.

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I think both work just as well as the other.

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Allgasnobreaks - amazing

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Yeah, he puts out some good content.

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Just watched a bunch on YouTube. The flat earth convention one... what the fuck.

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Source on this one in particular: https://youtu.be/ZBqY-4oDWAQ

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I love his stuff, and especially the uncharacteristic sincerity with which he handled the Minneapolis protests

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Totally agree with you! I thought that segment was extremely powerful and should be seen by all.

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Holy. Shit.

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The best America has to offer- check his instagram

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I can’t believe I’m asking this, but what’s it called?

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... high

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All gas no brakes

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My man swallowed a lit blunt for America, he's a hero

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Which episode?

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Florida Man 2

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See, this is trailer trash that thinks its a hillbilly. Theres a large overlap between this and redneck "culture".

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You feel me? I do feel you

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Redneck here, Florida is.... different... lets agree that neither of us need to claim him. Wild stallion lmao

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The more north you go, the more south you are

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I don't even know what that means, or what that guy said. There is some chaotic American energy here that makes reality all distorted for me

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It really is the embodiment of American energy. I wish I could say I didn't know people like him...

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I genuinely love your confusion. It makes reality distorted for me too, and I'm american.

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From a Yankee: “You mean there’s a DIFFERENCE????!!!”

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There’s a whole Venn diagram illustrating this somewhere

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Red Neck: Guitars and ye-haw, Hillbillies: Banjos and moonshine, Trailer Trash: Country Rap and teen pregnancy

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Nailed it!

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That triangle-y bit in the middle? Crystal meth.

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I can’t believe I wasted time reading this lol. I’ll save anyone the trouble: there’s not that much difference. Hillbilly not as offensive

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I once thought it was home geographical terrain. Like dwarves. You had your mountain dwarves(hillbillies) your lowland dwarves(rednecks)

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Swamp dwarves(Cajuns). Obnoxious tavern dwarves(New Jersey, West Virginia and Florida)

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Yeah, hillbillys live in the woods,not a trailer park.Hicks are usually just farmers.Rednecks can live anywhere and have overlap with all.

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And I grew up in West Michigan and once heard that the term “hillbilly” originated there. Unverified and to me, doubtful.

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No. Hillbilly lives in the hills, Appalachia. Rednecks live in the south, neck red from sun.

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