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FP edit: I love the bizarre world of r/roastme, thought imgur deserved some new material! Also - do people really send pics...? Flood my inbox, I've been a lurker for so long!
tldrjane
omg zika
Kaylakliche
I don't see how anyone is confident enough to get roasted. Some are funny, but some are fucking brutal.
jezzinmypants
I love these
whoopsiedaisies
These are pretty tame compared to some of the others posted on here. Still a good dump tho.
princeherbert
"TIL my girl's a lesbian". I lost it.
Furi0usGe0rge
Lol number nine is my friend ..
Sick6sixx
Upvoted for Snorlax's lesbian aunt
Chisagab
Pregnant from Necrophia?
darktyeh
Thanks for new ones.
dhartford93
Fucking Army...
FINETUNING
Please someone explain to me why people don't his to themselves?
dizzyturtle
Took me a while to realize that guy only had 4 fingers on his hand.
5il3ntN1ght
I was about to ask if he had lobster hands
RoxannePaypascissors
Got this in my head after reading your comment (o-O) https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcf63rLeC1qfoy7fo1_250.gif
ErinFromTheOffice
He does look like Robert Downeysyndrome Jr.
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Best portmanteau from r/roastme
wildkatrn
I thought he looked like House
Awstrck
oh ya. thanks i didnt quite understand the joke.
DontTazeMeBrah
more like a Johnny Downsyndrome "Drama" Chase
PresidentProTempore
I thought he looked more like Hugh Laurie
JacksRevenge23
First time I cried laughing in a long time
Shembus
No one has commented on the batman sunburn?
demoe56
it would be disrespectful to batman to acknowledge it
tantricpooper
Well he did make a Christian Bale joke. Close enough?
GingerWithASole
Thank you! I'm starting to the think the roaster didn't even notice
cartmanstits
I assumed he did based on the joke
cartmanstits
Since batman and the machinist are both christian bale
GingerWithASole
Well I guess i didn't make the connection because I didn't get the joke. Woops. Makes more sense now lol
PotatoLord87
#15 has a sweaty belly button.
jameskucera
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/11/121114-belly-button-bacteria-science-health-dunn/
blakeice
Now I can't unsee it. Fu!
Whiteoak789
I'm curious how big people survive in the military don't you have to do pt a lot?
PQTANLINDA
Sweaty bellybutton lint
pickleticklee
Looks like an outtie making shadow 0.o
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
I dont know how to word this politely but i imagined everyone in the army would be in tip-top shape? Very lean and fit from training.
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
That kind of confused me because my mom was honorably discharged from the military for not meeting weight requirements, and she was 1/2
spookyu
Ohhh ohhh...there's a LOT to be said from many different perspectives of the fatties that exist in the military currently.
WickedGoodBub2
She might be pregnant
wormsinmahspice
As someone currently in the military, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahabahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
Is that not accurate?
pigpride
In the service, out of standards!
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Definitely thinner than that girl. Reserves maybe? Do they have lower standards? 2/2
AppoJuice
Yep. Or she is more likely in the process of getting kicked out for being overweight. That process is lengthy.