TheBiggestFloppiestDonkeyDick
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Pineapple
Golf ball
Barbie
Paper
Hockey puck
Bowling ball
Apr 5, 2016 11:55 PM
TheBiggestFloppiestDonkeyDick
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ansa
Suomi mainittu!
setthebarlow
Oh Barbie nooooo. Noooooooooo.
olesiel
Tämä tapahtui torilla?
radunicorn
Kyllä... tarkemmin ottaen luultavasti jonkinlaisella moottorilla, hehehehe.
mylakeisSuperior
Pineapple.. not my proudest boner
SteveTrabajos
It's ok. I still love you.
Jerthanel92
That paper one was impressive
RaisinDeath
It some kind of exploded!
GoodMorrowImgur
That's a golf ball not a baseball
TheBiggestFloppiestDonkeyDick
Well spotted. Corrected!
HazelAdams
That barbie.... so horrifying!
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
Bowling ball act tough but he went out like a bitch.
Iszekard
Bowling ball tried to take you with him!
R0CK3TLAWNCHA1R
Took the words right outta my mouth thanks fam
iamlikelytoforgetthis
Hockey puck the real mvp
jimothywilson
Just like my friend Chris.
rGreenTrees
That pineapple = me after taco Tuesday
acantankerouscurtain
Ugh, squirting porn is so in right now.
GaiusMariusTheGreat
With the paper, he was trying to see if he could fold it more than 7 times using the hydraulic press.
MyCatsNameIsBruce
Golf ball=Golffi pallo, Barbie=Barbie, Paper=Paperi, Hockey puck=jääkiekko, Bowling ball=Keilapallo
kristuz
Golf-pallo
theroyalwild
why do plastic things curl up around the hydraulic arm when squished?
frustwrited
"Make me gush like a pineapple under a press..." - Something I'd love to hear at least once in my life.
CuddleMonsterWithKnives
You can see people moving out of the way for the exploding hockey puck lol
Snooj
TIL my wife is a pineapple.
PoorPineapple
My response is my username.
Snooj
Strange, all her friends say the same.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
I was gonna show this collection to a coworker, then noticed your username...
TheBiggestFloppiestDonkeyDick
It's all about the username my man
DrunkBarbaraWalters
And floppy donkey dick apparently! Much respect, my friend.
TheLesbean
My sex life is pretty much summed up in the barbie and the pineapple sections
carhothion
And the bowling ball proves to be the weakest of them all.
ForeverVoteless
Not the weakest, the least flexible.
DasFerrus
Ananas is pineapple in pretty much any language other than English.
PoorPineapple
And Spanish :)
TallWall
Piña!
bedroboi
Piña colada!
AuroraNora33
I guess it says Finnish because the person making these is Finnish
ThisUserNameRocksBecauseILikeRocks
And Dutch, so no.
moarDuolingo
Abacaxi (ah-bah-kah-shee) in Brazilian Portuguese
No1v1
beat me to it
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
That's clearly a spell, not the name of a fruit.
moarDuolingo
Hah! : D Good one.
pribee
It blew my mind when learning French and found out the word for pineapple was ananas - same as it was in Marathi (Indian mother tongue)
Jupman
And Japanese
BTheta
And arabic
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Ananas is closer to the original native word. Pineapple or Piña is the name given to them when the Euros discovered them.
LotsOfCreamLotsOfSugar
in Slovenian too
Prylotus
YT channel since OP did not give it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcMDMoNu66_1Hwi5-MeiQgw
marineforestal
Finnish accent is what makes it fun...
xmagnummgx
Thanks. I fuckin hate when people don't give source
yoozernaiym
Yeah fuck OP. His commentary is half the fun
whyteraven74
Pineapple = ananas in almost every language, like English is the odd one out with the name
Zuranamee
Every time this gets brought up, people single out English and not the dozen other languages that don't say Ananas either.
PoorPineapple
Spanish :)
dumbmemes
Pineapple is a squirter
WorkerLurker
Crushing that Ananas
jakethekiwi
Pineapple sharted
misskittyamazing
All I could think of was "Mmm fresh pineapple juice" and the a wave of disappointment that it would go to waste...
subzysafi
Well they do say drink pineapple juice if you want to
sosmyjohnson
So's my johnson
PrancingAnusCheese
I got a good fucking laugh from that
AshtaMonogue
Yup!
AshtaMonogue
Me too. Also, what the shit is up with your username?
PrancingAnusCheese
Long story short; customer email address from days in a call center. Liked it, decided to use it. Reddit name too
AshtaMonogue
Fair enough
PrancingAnusCheese
Usually has an accompanying mental image too...
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BabyFartMageesacks
This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you
MyNameisNotOwl
Yea me too! I just laughed hysterically for like 3 minutes..
CorgisoftheStorm
The Barbie one makes me uneasy.
griffinzoth
Yeah it's a little fucked up
LiKeys
That one made me laugh WITH a little noise. Not just the little nose puff of air.
CaptainJackMehoff
TIL: pineapples will pee when frightened
flatdeer
Hahahaha
PoorPineapple
It's true.
beelzebabe
It looked more like anal leakage to me
eromitlab
Now we know pineapples can't handle stress.
CheeseJesus
They don't do well under pressure
PoorPineapple
I do not.
5047
Why does the hockey puck explode? I thought they were just solid disks of rubber
Dooood
You put a solid disk of hard rubber under enough pressure, it has to GO somewhere. At high velocity.
5047
Would it not just squish out in every direction instead of violently popping
Dooood
Depends on the composition of the rubber, I imagine. And what direction you apply the force to it.
Pokefan11235
Most of my life playing hockey and I didn't know they could explode.
Spamamdorf
Well it needed a hell of a lot of pressure before it did, so most often no they won't explode
misantine
Will your kids hockey pucks explode in their faces? Hear all about it, tonight at 9!
Pokefan11235
But up next, is sitting perfectly straight up going to give you cancer?
ClassicFrank
DON'T OPEN YOUR LEGS BARBIE NOOOOOOOO!
uhsamalamaadumalamaa
what a slut
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
gotta teach 'em young.
kokorobrokoro
It might be tricky, but I think I can fap to that...
mattiasww
man, i Heard bones cracking in my head by watching in that gif. :/
NotAPervert
She died how she lived.
SaberShots
Please. Can someone reverse this one?
PommedeTerreur
Not a very good role model. She clearly can't handle the pressure.
AJShepler
Lemme smash
Dooood
pls
telexed
Caught her doing number 17. The spread eagle.
ClassicFrank
Eeeeeeeeeeeagleee!
SpaghettiFox
Wait. I now that. Is that from a musical? One named after a city?
shinyRK9
blonde spreads legs to get ready for a pounding
Ironee
Thank you for articulating my thoughts +1
ClassicFrank
bow chika bow wow
SpaghettiFox
Brings a whole new meaning to crush dat puss amiright
buttobviousfacts
"No young man, you should be ashamed of yourself" - Your gramma, probably
ClassicFrank
Barbie is getting crushed and the first thing she does is open her legs, Classic Barbie
pianostacatto
I won't lie... I was oddly turned on by HOW Barbie was pressed!
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
ay yo barbie let me smash.
FreddieMercurey
Classic Frank.
BuckBoost
"Open your legs and put your ass out,and the big bad booty daddy will make you pass out". - Scott Steiner
Fyba
She was pressured into it.
TheWhiteCollarBrawlerMann
ThatsMyFetish.gif
zorbivore
*muffled screaming*
pethuman
Its her natural reaction.
ClassicFrank
I like you pet human, wanna be my pet?
pethuman
I require at least 5 treats a day and I don't do cages. Deal?
ClassicFrank
No cages, so handcufs allright?
izzyisbusy
OK how about y'all take this over to Tumblr
buttobviousfacts
I believe you misspelled threesome.
victoriousMaximus
HUH! A perfect split!
scarletswordfish
"You can brush me hair, compress me anywhere"
Spune
I realize that was almost certainly a typo, but hearing this in the voice of a crusty pirate in my head made it 100x better.
scarletswordfish
gosh dammit
Spune
ProfessorCastle
I concur
ClassicFrank
I councur times 2
blaChek
Is this somebody's job
GeneCode
Its just Americans, living their American dreams.
Mirawatts
Just because it's done at a workplace doesn't mean it's a job.
AluminumandAsh
I seriously think a stack of new papers or a ream of printer paper wouldn't move all that much.
ClassicFrank
This sounds a lot like a tumblr people would say...
ThatOneGuyOP
"Like a tumblr people say" -ClassicFrank
ClassicFrank
Yeah dammit, It sounded weird but i had allready send it so whatevs!
blitherypoop
"I had allready send it" - ClassicFrank
ClassicFrank
Dammit! Now its trending, Nooooo
raknor88
Hydraulic press chanel on YouTube. It's hilarious.
ThaEnder
Well, there goes the rest of my night.
blaChek
Nice
livelovewrite99
I want it to be mine
wexipena
I would guess, that he does this outside his normal job at the metalwork shop.
bosstonez
Used to be my job. Then they hired some illegal to do it for 1/4 the price.
Herons
I'm sure there's a job for someone as strong as you. Human hydraulic press is pretty impressive.
justin111091
Lets make america great again
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Thanks, Obama
duke605
Trump 2016! /s
idonthaveanaccountt
Is this a statement or a question
MeisterKleister
Will it hydraulic press? That is the question. *cue music*
fluttersaurus
Yeah! Materials testing is an integral part of engineering. Plus it's rad as fuck to break shit.
celestedrake
And there are people who have the job of exploding thermite on things...
INDIG0M0NKEY
I wish my job was taking that cumshot of pineapple juice in my mouth
MonsieurBon
Same, but not pineapple juice
PhatEarth
I feel like thats an easily doable career
MonsieurBon
I'm a guy :(
rainingwhales
I feel like that's an easily doable career
JoogsyMcDoogsington
might be my favourite comment on this site.