At least I make myself laugh

Nov 26, 2016 2:02 AM

This is why we can't have nice things.

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honestly, saw a former coworker that i hated, pm'ed her by name, she is apparently a swinger.

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I'm go one step farther... "I know you."

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Or you can say "Sarah?" on enough posts to scare the shit out of someone.

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I always comment. Haha eww

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Sounds like someone believes in waterboarding.

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You've said it twice. To a dude with no shirt and to an under knee.

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First Confession Bear I've upvoted in probably two years.

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Aw man I love salt and vinegar chips

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You're why I write he/she ded on every missing person post

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I've never seen a nude as well

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I actually think I saw my ex just now

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You savage! I like the way you think!

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"Wait... I know you. Let me see your face."

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"You must be mistaken..."

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I always tell people their ducks are small when they post them. Or infected, that's always fun.

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I saw a selfie of someone I know. I commented on it and it was deleted less than a minute later.

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Good man

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Am I the only one who thinks they're posted by people that aren't in the photo? Never give nudes.

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Woah you troll you!!!! XD

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Still waiting to see my first nude in usersub or have one appear in my inbox *sad face*

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"You look just like your mom"

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Truth be told!

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That's really good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*quickly checks op's comments*

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 1

OP's most recent comment right now is, "Like I said, they all get deleted." So this works out real well on the meta level.

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

M E T A

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Found my ex on gone wild a few years back, think I saw her here a couple weeks ago. Hurray.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 6

Prove it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Link?

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Reddit.com/r/gonewild

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Livin up to your name.

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I never see nudes in usersub...*kicks at the dirt*

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im right there with you

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I saw plenty of nudes... all of them being dick picks though...

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I can send you some stuff your mom posted earlier. You into butthole?

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I am, send it my way

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The only nude I ever saw in usersub was a very explicit one involving a kid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me neither... *also kicks at dirty, and looks at you for approval with a nervous smile*

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You two want to be left alone?

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I've only ever seen a man's gaping asshole and a dick (it should be noted that the dick was thankfully not gaping)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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OK I will

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I've seen 1 nude in 6 months and I've never had nude messaged to me. Apparently I imgur wrong according to my friends.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

youre not alone

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I only see a bunch of dick pics.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thise are also true for me, except 0nudes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back when I browsed newest first I'd regularly see nudes. They're deleted quick though, and for the most part, it's for the best :P

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I don't believe you. There is no way. It's impossible. You sir are a bold face liar. You do not have friends!

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The solution is a simple one. Enable mature content on settings.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prepare your inbox

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

why would people send nudes?

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Back when I browsed newest first I'd regularly see nudes. They're deleted quick though, and for the most part, it's for the best :P

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Yep, same

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You gotta refresh newest over and over then favorite them before admins can take them down

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I can second that... never been so lucky.

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I've seen child porn there. Not fucking pleasant. I'll stick with Most Viral > Newest First because of that one experience.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

ive seen child porn at my previous job twice. never on imgur. single experiences are no benchmark in any way

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I beg to differ. If someone gets drunk and smears their shit over your face, I'd use that as a benchmark.

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I'm not even of legal age to drink but I think if someone does that they've had a little more than a few beers

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What was your previous job?

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Priest

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fixing pcs in a pc store. one was by accident, the other i had to look for proof of the guy browing porn at work... guess he was tad worse..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you search newest?

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Yesterday for first time i was in Usersub newest & I saw like 12 nudes & i'm not sure but one of them seemed like under-age girl. I freaked

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Freaked out the person deleted the post in like 2 minutes. So I'm going to stick here for a while

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Is that the method to use?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Came across CP like that once! Beware if you're browsing in public.

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What exactly did u see cus I don't think you saw actual cp

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I think you should be reporting CP, not coming across it.

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Probably just accidentally hit "Next Post" whilst gripped by powerful, euphoric throes of climax.

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Clever1

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Ha! Feckin quality.

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Spot the Irish imgurian!

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CP?

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Cheese pizza

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Mah nigga

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Kiddy porn... I think. Happened a while back

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Sadly it's more often than that...

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Ok, good to know, I have hooked to Wi-Fi @ work, no more

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I favorite them.

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Do you really?

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Delta oscar theta

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moneyshot1 and den favs

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Hello old friend, let us collaborate

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I like this guy...

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Join the dots - Chali 2na

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thx

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Woooooow

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+1 you glorious bastard

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You know why I am here

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Didn't realize how many were on here…

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Well then

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Doooooooooooooooooooo-) dot

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The only acceptable version of this gif.

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you do, yeah

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The real mvp

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My goodness you should be canonised for this

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We are not worthy of your greatness...

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jesus tits.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's a dot and an upvote.

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A hero amongst men.

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When comment OP delivers. + Fucking 1 you glorious bastard.

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d^.^b

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Nice

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.

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Well then..

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I can see that

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Thanks

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Yeah you do

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Muhmuhmuh..money shot.....1

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Lots to be thankful for

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Huh. Wouldja look at that.

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Hello der, I'm here to help

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Impressive

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Wow. Surprised they didn't get deleted

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You my friend, i like you

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Doot

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My man

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Yes you do

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This shit got me rolling!!

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I didn't know they'd not be deleted

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Dog

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