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masteryoplait
He tried loving humanity by fondling a stewardess then paying hush money, so I guess he wants to fuck all of us now.
ToonamiT0M
treed240z
First person to put these words as subtitles (or super extra points for voice acting) over Bane in The Dark Knight Rises wins the internet.
CleverGroom
Goddamn but the last six years have made it harder and harder to dismiss cartoon villains as being in any way unrealistic or overwrought.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
'I did it because they banned me and that'sbad for my ego, and because I crave attention'- getting real for once
ReverseSyzygy
I could literally SOLVE GLOBAL HUNGER, but I'll pay 5x as much to "help humanity, whom I love"
Tyrann01
"humanity, whom I love" dudes' a sociopath. His version of love is probably closer to the film "misery".
whatnameisntalreadytaken
Weentit
"I am humble, see this thing I'm doing? That makes me humble. I'm not out there bragging about it to anyone. I'm just telling you.
dennydorko
So I quit twitter yesterday, and not a day too late.
B99Reactions
Seems pretty late
JeffGodofBiscuits
He reminds me of Xander Drax
dennydorko
Oh my gawd, a Moonraker reference! *high five*
Bob122872
yalczero
Don't compare the two. Palpatine was competent. Musk just fails upwards like all rich born idiots.
Legomaniac91
Calling him a Gundam villain is giving him too much credit. He's Justin Hammer at most.
colpo1011
Ozymandias says what?
SalmySwims
Actual/Poetic License Ozymandias (Ramses II) or Watchmen Ozymandias?
Inmate45
Nah, Ozymandias had an actual altruistic end goal (despite twisted and extreme means). Elon is just a cunt.
ArchaeoJones
Most Gundam villains were extremely intelligent and charismatic. Char Aznable, Anavel Gato, Treize Khushrenada. Dude's more Zapp Brannigan.
melchiorsc
Iok Kujon? Maybe Ribbons actually. Belives he's doing what's best for humanity, but with himself as humanity's God-King.
rubypilgrim
well if you love humanity so much, and it wasn't about making more $, why didn't you spend the 44bn on health care for all?
ap91484
US health care is about $4.1 trillion / year. 44 billion would give health care to everyone for 9 hours.
rubypilgrim
US health care is WAY overpriced, compared to other nations. 44bn would buy a lot of politicians and policy. But still - my point: Musk -
rubypilgrim
did not purchase Twitter out of any love for humanity.
thekittiesbeans
kaoticgirl
I've said it before: he legitimately believes he is here to save humanity.
Totalynotthegodfather
AMV People go.
kingkongkeom
If he reinstated Trump on Twitter, he must truly hate humanity, because he is a cancer...& Elon bought Twitter because they called his bluff
fnoigy
Let's help him fail.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Twitter is full of scum anyway
asdt4fd5ydfjk
But I use twitter to follow a bunch of ..uhh.. artists and it would be annoying to have their content scattered across a dozen platforms.
AwildBidoof
That's what bookmarks are for.
FiveShiftOne
It's actually not. Twitter dying would be disastrous for people living off their art. There are few other platforms that allow that level >
FiveShiftOne
of engagement with their client and follower base.
oddfur
I get your sentiment, as an artist that's on twitter myself. It could shake things up for now, but there will always be new platforms
DangerBaer
Everyone has got their priorities...
alantosai
Tumblr is allowing porn again, just go back there.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Loves the human race so much he tries to stick his dick in every member of it
lucindamarie18
Caring is sharing...
Chromentor
Your comment made me google "number of horses in the world".
Vallete
Seriously getting creepy narcissistic eugenics vibes from him
jammer909
His dad did the same thing.
Squeakybumcheeks
Probably more deformed than his ego.
OmniXBro
I know it's hip to hate on musky right now, but general baseless attacks like this don't sit right with me. Let's stick to his real faults?
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
That is one of his real faults tho. Man likes to stick his dick in everyone. Like his dad.
UncleRat
He could have spent the money to help feed, shelter, and clothe people. Instead, he bought something that would do nothing, just like him.
Flozzin
Was looking through comments for this take.
narcoleptiKnickers
"I did it to help humanity, whom I love." Can't tell if this is a Jesus sermon or a disguised giant lizard messing up his incognito.
houpbajoup
Call him Car Aznable
LupusLilium
Could we just compare him to Iok Kujan? Only has power/influence because of his father, all of the consequences of his failures are passed
LupusLilium
onto the sycophants around him who take the brunt of things, screws up plans just by being near them, unimaginable plot armor.
ThatTransformersDude
Assnable*
eetsumkaus
Battro Bajeena
BigBidiza
Édouard Mask
KingSwing
Casval Rem Daikun
ArchaeoJones
Char was intelligent and charismatic.
ThatTransformersDude
Also dude went through some shit, Elon is an Anaheim Electronics exec at best
melchiorsc
He did, but still doesn't justify dropping asteroids in Earth.
ThatTransformersDude
A whole colony
MrKomisiripala
Then why tf did he try to back out?
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
MrKomisiripala
LucidPariah
Probably to try negotiate for a lesser price. It's not how much money you have but how you spend the money you have.
dennydorko
Because he's trying to play it off like that was his plan all along...but I think you knew that and this a rhetorical question.
MrKomisiripala
JackalopeElope
...And that's why I'm allowing the more famous Nazis back on.
thatlamer
And destroying 75% of staffed positions at this company, mostly from the moderation department.
djmorphos
Thank God for that...
boblives
Why are all the advertises leaving this un moderated swamp all of a sudden, I blame AOC
CosplayComet
Genuinely gives me the, "Some of you may die, but that's a chance I'm willing to take" vibe
absolutezero182
That was 100% what he said about sending people to Mars
HeadJamistan
What a scandal. Elongate.
pilotperson
The fact that that’s an actual word with an unrelated meaning kinda detracts from the desired effect.
Hashbrown123
This will stretch on for years.
spookyactionatadistance
That is his philosophy. He believes and funds Strong Longtermism which the belief that future humans are more valuable than current ones
Infinias
He believes that he is one of them too
spookyactionatadistance
He hopes to be. Like most other tech bros.
TinnyOctopus
That's just fancy anti-abortion, isn't it?
spookyactionatadistance
He deals in much bigger numbers. Abortions don't really affect overall nativity numbers as much as other things. But yes he believes that
spookyactionatadistance
2) the declining birth rate in developed and developing countries is concerning.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Sounds like anti-abortion with extra steps
Grenateh
The Shrek / Zapp Brannigan.
Iliketacos42
I'm sure Elon would LOVE it if we all started making Zap Brannigan memes of him
Gestalt7
There's no problem that I'm not willing to throw wave after wave of my own simps at.
IUpvoteFuturama
LuckyMacchiato
Us: 'Why is this godforsaken worth dying for?' Elon: 'Don't ask me, you're the one who's going to be dying!'
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Sechran
I think Elon runs on Tinkerbell rules - if he doesn't get enough attention, he withers and dies.
Fordbot
He is just gunna love his new nickname
ITellBadPuns
I mean, you're not wrong, but that's quite literally every famous person. Remember how they acted during the Covid lockdown?
Davmoran
Well we know Kanye does and they're buddies so...probably
lon3wolf86
if it's true... he gets ALL the attention (ironic much?) and what's even better it all comes from ppl that are against him
Flodos
God I hope so.
PirateRubberDuck
Can someone make a virus that actively deletes anything with his name mentioned in it off the Internet? That would be funny.
DickMercenary
Whoa hey hang on a second.. why ya gotta do Tinkerbell dirty like that?!
Boksha
I think he just thinks he will.
bward141989
Worse for him, his tesla stock withers and dies
Dionysus187
He runs on distraction. If he isn't doing shit all the time he might accidentally become introspective and suicidal.
GpaSags
Remember that old Simpsons Halloween episode where all the giant advertisements came to life, but died when everyone stopped looking?
XIXXXVIVIII
I wish a motherfucker would
NepLeet
And not a moment too soon.
Baalzak
I don't believe in Elons
DrunkKingOfImgur
Elon you say? Doesn't he originate from Greek mythology? Like Atlantis, or Heracles, or the gods? Idk why anyone would believe he exists
TheFunionKnight
An elon musk doesn't exist conspiracy theory sounds good
Malibloo
Compare that fucker to like bigfoot or whatever, at least Greek Mythology is interesting.
NotTinyPancakes
How dare you slander Bigfoots good name like that