SuckieMcSuck
188681
4709
153
*thwack*
Xenohorse
Alvi123
#6 Silly Greencity, we don't need hoes. We already are way past that.
TheBasementNerd
What the fuck did they expect when putting easily a thousand+ pounds on TWO FLIMSY POINTS OF WEIGHT fucking idiots
ScienceGoneTooFar
#17 is the best on a hot day
dingofdong
Legit though, US sizes are huge, even compared to European sizes
MasterPrime
#40: water weighs a little over 8 pounds per gallon. Science accordingly.
BYERE
Szechuanian
It makes me feel better knowing i'm never going to look -that- stupid in public. Hopefully.
13thDiablo
#1 the guy is sitting next to an old person on what looks to be a train in his profile picture
zee14
#30 taste the rainbow
opdeliversifrequested
Snapchat filter irl.
BobaFreshest
#24 neighlien
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Fuck. That's good.
samsonguy920
misteragi
This was a great dump!
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
#5 IDK what happened here. It looks like the line truck hit the kid on the bike/scooter so hard it broke the road.
Cattrina
@OP #6 we just had incident like this a few weeks ago in Finland, a lady had to be cut out from a box like this.
darkninja2992
#11
PhloydPhan
#8 If you ever want to get the voicemail for a really sleazy law firm, call KNR.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
Sure do
EarthTourist
post the number!!
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
+1 303-629-7171
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
1-800-HURTNOW
Alfadorfox
#5: Didn't go that deep, but this happened to our apartment parking lot. Recently resurfaced... then idiot in the unit above (1/3)
Alfadorfox
us puts something on the stove and falls asleep. Fire engines crack the new pavement rolling in. (2/3)
Alfadorfox
Third time it happened but the pavement was the last straw and he got evicted. (3/3)
lolbismal
Gotta have me and my clothes and hoes
Szechuanian
Well that was a...ride.
icookfoodandfightfire
#31 has goatse hair
xKaliban
chrisdafish
Is that the joke
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
Google goatse.
ItTookMeTooLongToGetAUsername
I just did and google saved me by not putting the images at the top of the search
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
Now if you look at the other guys hair in hell, you'll get the comment.
samsonguy920
giftkartoffel
555 numbers were never connected
dissectional75
When I lived in Cali in the 90s, I called 555-1212 for directory assistance so, yeah.
Grimmrog
it is connected just to the other kidn of ethernet.
PartyBanana
The etherealnet. Spooooooooky.
samsonguy920
Actually, that number was for a time during the movie's release. http://www.ifc.com/2014/08/7-things-you-didnt-know-about-ghostbusters
rshini
yeah, 555 is specifically for fictional numbers, so idiots don't harass people and businesses because they saw something in a movie.
heavyhits
#8 Typical day in Youngstown.
bobstallone
This has met my dump needs. I am much satisfied and thankful.
Carrow
#7 Shitsubishi
poulpoulsson
The video/gif of the balcony/jacuzzi crashing?
poulpoulsson
#40
srryYoufail
Dial 999..... Smh wondered how many victims died using that phone
rshini
999 is the Emergency number in UK
srryYoufail
Ok then show me how to dial 999 then on the emergency phone
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
#10 ewwwww...entourage..
Nefel
but there is also Carnivale so that evens out.
DontTazeMeBrah
U take that back, Vincent Chase was the best Aquaman sir
VerdantApollo
#1: Anyone else think taking pictures of people in public w/o their consent is pretty rude?
Randomness951
Im sure your picture has been taken thousands of times without consent. Simmer down there.
appaismyspiritanimal
How else is he supposed to get those likes and retweets? /sarcasm
KeeleonOhms
Anyone else think falling asleep in a public place is asking for trouble?
samsonguy920
But taking pictures of them in private is not?
GhostbusterGuy
Wait. So none of you are gonna mention the hot tub deck being obliterated by a fire hose?
Cheesecakecrush
It was severely disappointing. It looked fairly nice, just built by an idiot.
KeeleonOhms
Theres already a guy with a camera up there. I feel like they knew what was gonna happen.
FelixTheAnimator
I bet it's being filmed by the neighbor.
Yaysh
Wait. So you're not gonna mention the one Ghostbuster-related image in the whole dump?
OurDreadFather
I like how there is no way up there. Pretty sure you have to use the window
Stev757
There's a guy filming the collapse, so this appears to be intentional.
rshini
People film everything, probably 'fill the hottub and then film it being used'
dragoon134
Since it's a ladder truck doing the filling, it's probably a building code demo of what not to do
CrossThreadedLids
It made me unreasonably happy. Whoever built that piece of shit used 2 x 4s for support. Idiots.
Cheesecakecrush
Darwin at work.
aBastardNoLonger
Yeah, firehose or no, that thing wasn't gonna last long with the weight of that hottub sitting on it.
Order66wasAninsideJob
Judging by the camera, I'm hoping it's either a safety warning on what not to do or part of a movie.
heyimwalkenhere
rubber1duckie
Sadhbh, pronounced S-eye-ve. Like dive with an s
tomushie
Came to the comments to post that! Haha
perrosevero
from the land of Ceilidh (Kaylee) and Niamh (Neve). <3 you Irish.
rubber1duckie
My sister is Niamh. I didn't realise it was such an unusual name until a few months ago when it was mentioned here. I used to have great 1/2
rubber1duckie
Fun playing with Microsoft Sam with her name, my other sister's name and my own name. 2/2
perrosevero
"What, the, fuck?" -- Microsoft Sam, probably :D
rubber1duckie
Basically yea!
Order66wasAninsideJob
When the "helpful" description only confuses you further...
ghostrobbie
Wot
Counterfit
*Irish*
rubber1duckie
Yes?