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Bellamortis
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skookysnax
Taco Bell can get expensive tho.
ExcrementCarver
T.B Saga - Tyler Joseph
pterodactylptime
That's awesome, Roy. The only issue with that is I don't want uncontrollable diarrhea any more! #chipotlekeepsmybuttclean
NatesSauceLab
Was abroad for 12 years. Landed stateside. Saw Taco Bell. Could not resist. One taco was enough.
Triatticus
I worked at a taco bell near my university, still enjoy it occasionally...but my mother works at chipotle and I love their sofritas
t3hn4t3r
Insert Taco Bell >>> Shit your brains out almost instantly
brirun1
Stay true to the ones that came up with you!
relpmeraggy
ihatemakingdecisions
I️ relate to this on a spiritual level. TBell has always been there for me and I️ will always love it! #TBellForever
relpmeraggy
HairyPicklePuller
Taco Bell has Baja Blast, it wins by default.
DarthSlappy
Beware the Brominated Vegetable Oil
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
$12 will get you more than one meal at Chipotle... Unless you really mean business.
AlBundysLoveChild
FarceMajeure
$2 Meal Deals saved my life when I was in college. Taco Bell earned my loyalty, I don't care what their ground beef is made of.
malikcarr
Srs question: if their taco beef is actually cut with oatmeal and cellulose, is that a bad thing? That's dietary fiber, it's good for you.
bearded3d
a f'n men
NeoGenus59
Brand loyalty. Good for capitalism. Not much else.
Cooperrf
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Brad's wife was fired from cracker barrel after faithful years of service#justiceforbradswife
letstalknews
The "dont let this distract you" thing has ran its race and finished.
NotASwordButADickinDisguise
I ate taco bell for years because it was all that was near my work. No desire to go back, chipotle tastes better.
ConstantDiarrhea
sevenstringprog
If there was an award for best comment/username, this would surely win
chiefwill
Username check out
SparrawSP
"constantdiarrhea"
AwwDamn321
Key is used to. Nowadays I find myself goin to Taco Bell thinkin I'm gonna save money n I end up spending the same amt as I would chipotle.
stouf761
PSA: Chipotle's new queso is shit. Current Queso Power Rankings: Willy's, Moe's, Qdoba, Just throwing some rotel in velveeta, Chipotle.
automaticallymoderated
It is pretty foul. Such disappoint.
DickInAToaster
Everything you just named has shit queso.
Rodltwo
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Koshunae
As someone with IBS-D who used to take immodium, no, no it does not even out. Good god the cramps. And there was no relief for them.
bkkhk
Hot hot hot hot hot
Jakethesnake357
Always upvote this
impostersquall
I never understood why people said Taco Bell upset their stomach. Is it too hot for them or is the food undercooked
Rodltwo
I think it’s a combination of being cheap and greasy
impostersquall
OH, well that makes sense. It never really bothered me, It has to be dripping grease to upset my stomach.
OriginalisOverrated
...I like chipotle. It’s one of the few places I can get a decent fast vegetarian meal
Triatticus
I love me some sofritas so friggan much
AranaDiscoteca
Taco Bell actually also has a pretty decent vegetarian menu.
weaponizedbunnies
Why not spend $7.50 and get two meals worth of incredibly better quality food? I will never understand why people prefer Taco Bell.
StrayLilCat
I rather have Moes if I want tex-mex.
weaponizedbunnies
Moe’s ain’t bad either. Love their salsa. Unfortunately there isn’t one where I live.
weaponizedbunnies
Not that Taco Bell is bad, but chipotle is sooooo much better.
DickInAToaster
Taco Bell is gross. can get 3 fat grilled chicken tacos at chipotle for $6.50. Why on earth would anyone go to taco bell?
mikeatike
I could be considered reasonably wealthy now, and I notice that I am rarely the only person in a luxury SUV in line at Taco Bell.
zamielvanweber
When I worked a Taco Bell drive thru we got a reasonably large supply of wealthy people. Good service + more interesting menu = success.
mikeatike
Also best beverage choices.
mikeatike
I remember as a kid we would drive to another town just for Taco Bell. My first meal in my house was Taco Bell with no furniture.
mikeatike
Taco Bell is good memories.
Framtonm
I'd like that translated, if I may?
Bellamortis
Translated to what?
Framtonm
English?
Bellamortis
Its already im english. Language is fluid my dude.
Framtonm
I hear ya!
LittleMsSparkles
idk who he is aiming this toward, I would pick Taco Bell over Chipotle
theheebs25
do you have taste buds?
MrHumberfloob
I eat Taco Bell to get the Chipotle taste out of my mouth.
CmRock136
Moe's. End of story.
DrunkBobRoss
You sound like you drink. A lot. I like you... :)
sorryguyzz
Probably people who used to eat Taco Bell but now prefer Chipotle would be my guess.
Lilly64
Unpopular opinion, but Freebirds is better than Chipotle
horizonsofchaos
Freebird's is awesome. I go every time I work in Houston to the one near NRG Stadium
DadddyWarlord
YES!!! spicy chicken burrito. EXTRA SOUR CREAM ON DAT BITCH.
Quarantane
I've never eaten at Chipotle, but with how many food poisoning cases there have been I'm still not wanting to take the risk
Quarantane
Plus, I dont know where to find chipotle - away to get rid of the blood stains it'll give my underwear.
BoredNetAdmin
Moe's and Qdoba are better.
steve77777777
I've never gone to Chipotle because I have no idea how to order or what the menu is. same reason for any other restaurant chain.
playdthepainter
It's like ordering a sandwich at subway - the food is right in front of you and you tell them what you want in your bowl/burrito/salad.
steve77777777
I dunno man. I always get the same thing at Subway because I don't know any other meat than the teriyaki chicken. same with the cheese.
playdthepainter
It's literally laid out in front of you. There isn't really an excuse for not knowing what's there.
Rybus
It is over priced for the amount of food you get on top of risking food poisoning. Go to Qdoba if given the choice.
PenisShapedPoops
Qdoba is ten times better, love their taco salads. Jack in the Box owns them. Freebirds ain't bad either.
blairmichod
Bowl. Double rice, double beans, add veggies. Tortilla on the side. (These options are all free.) Lasts me 2-3 meals.
Quarantane
Never heard of them I'll have to check and see if they're in Arkansas
Rybus
Apparently your only option is up in Jonesboro. Hopefully it isn't too far of a drive for you.
djevo
There's a Qdoba on Dickson street.
djevo
But honestly Flying Burrito is better IMO if you aren't going with legit Mexican
KonaSmith
My only Taco Bell experience is a mountain of lettuce and a coke line of meat.
ohjohnboy
Used to order 10 beef soft tacos with my friends and we'd go to town. So good!!
ThePrimrose
I came back, just to upvote coke line of meat. No less.
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ArtMadeofYourComment
I dunno, I used to hate on Taco Bell a lot. Lately, though? I actually go there because I wanna; not just because I'm drunk.
Tiiimmmaayy
I don't even remember the last time I had a normal taco from Taco Bell. I usually only go for the specialty items.
notashill
Literally just ate 3 cheesy gordita crunches. I have them swap the gordita shell with a chaupla shell. So much crunch so much good
RubyPorto
Man, you've got some stingy coke friends. I've never seen a rail as small as what TBell puts on a Taco
Iammetatron
I haven't had that, but +1 for description
BunRun
And an extraordinary amount of diarrhea.
Pushpushki
Mine was diarrhea. Which is also nice.
invalidredditor
Ya know, i have NEVER felt sick after eating there. And i love taco bell. Mayby youre just weak
Pushpushki
Nah, I rarily get the liquid brown affliction, ate there once and got it. But prolly was the place. Couldn't say about other TBs
BiliboyJenkins
My last Taco Bell experience cost me 1500$ and a night in the hospital hugging a bucket while sitting on the toilet.
Patches3000
You shut your whore mouth
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MiketheD
Yes. Yes I do.
Hilaritybomber
Yes. The rumors that the meat is of low quality are merely that: rumors. Also it's tasty.
ThisWasStillAvailable
When I eat there I load up a month's supply of their hot sauce packets, then put it on my breakfast sandwiches... Its glorious.
Thor1229
They sell it by the bottle in the taco aisle in grocery stores now...
DistantRelativeOfTommyRepeatTimmons
I keep them in a zipper pocket in my purse. Delicious sauce whenever I want!
DarthMaulOfAmerica
my roommate discovered he could buy them in bulk and had literally 500 packets of each kind delivered to our apt. hero.
CmfMttnPpl
Dude u can buy their sauce in bottles
HereLiesSquidwardsHopesAndDreams
If only he knew you could get a bottle of it. Sounds like hell tearing all those packets
DarthMaulOfAmerica
Oh I'm sure he's got bottles too. Man likes his hot sauce.
HighImpactSexualViolence
what a moron. I just filled my pockets with Fire sauce every time I went by. I've still got a drawer full.
DarthMaulOfAmerica
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