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Gatorjon
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Playing frisbee with the dog (for 10 min after which the dog would demolish it) has come a long way.
Blamblam101
kodiakmunsen
What the fuck Richard!
RoymanHenryburg
Poser
Fatefullspazoid
Honestly while funny people underestimate the amount of physical coordination, endurance and fine skill disc golf takes. Look at the pro tour and tell me any of those guys and girls are using substances on the course, I seriously doubt they are.
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
"A disc-grace to the sport" - I fixed the title for you OP.
georgedragonslayer
Dude. Not cool :(
Skizzlesnap
I never considered it anything more than a hippie sport until I played with guys who were pro level. Massive drives that would take me 2 throws and anything within 50’ of the basket was guaranteed. Next level I tell ya.
Discgolfing
In Finland smoking weed and playing disc golf is not a thing. Played fpr 13 years, never even smelled weed on a round
RaySkye
Size and shape are coming through with perfect clarity.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
*Frolfer
YeOldeFriskyDingo
That’s a slur to us
Marine0311
He kinda looks high AF to me.
chefchris357
I played a fully sober round of disc golf recently. Felt weird. Played better than usual though.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Hypothesist
DancesWithHippos
geraltofriva
Aefinn
This must be an american thing? I play disc golf and don't know anyone who uses cannabis (though it's not legal here either).
Selerox
The weed is mainly a US thing. Pretty common in the UK too.
DrKenAdams
Those khaki shorts are just an attempt to get us to believe he goes to Dave Matthews Band concerts.
TheHeroOfOoo
Well. I hate this post.
Gatorjon
Why?
TheHeroOfOoo
The sport is changing and being taken more seriously. The negative stereotype reinforcement bothers me.
Rakgur
I love that people are unwittingly upvoting a babylon bee joke
evaunit117
"But but, BB never has any good jokes..." I see that all the time when it is known to be a BB post but when it isn't the posts seems to do well often.
batmanbumantics
...disc ...golf? Wtf is that? Am I out of touch?!
Selerox
It's a great sport: https://youtu.be/7QrRUFECnuY
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
It was frisbee golf aka frolf in the 90s
Kommadore
AKA Discing or Frolfing
WhatUpDog3000
He finished his round in half the time and still had all of his discs.
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
Half a glance at that rough tells me not every disc is making it home, sober or not.
peoplearetheproblem
I upvote disc golf
youngandrichandfullofsugar
i thought it was mandatory, basically cheating if you're sober
youngandrichandfullofsugar
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I've played disc golf with my kids, it was fun actually.
Vortex153
#ThatsTheJoke
Aslongaseveryoneishappyiguess
AvgWhiteShark
All I'm saying is the grass smokers don't leave beer bottles and cans around the park.
Einstein9073
they just leave filters everywhere, and the occasional empty plastic joint tube
NotTinyPancakes
Ah yeah they still do, did you forget smokers arent all non sdrinkers?
chrisjfinlay
Oh you sweet naive summer child
AvgWhiteShark
Is that your favorite cocktail?
wingweaver415
All im saying is when i deliver pizzas, smokers dont tip, but the drinkers do.
NotSomoneElse68
?? No. I've delivered pizza 12 of the last 14 years. Stoners tip. It's the old, permanently drunk ones that don't tip. More, you get a whiff of weed cloud from Grandma at the retirement home these days.
wingweaver415
Maybe you live in a town with angry drunks. Roomate works night shift at wafflehouse and confirmed, drunks do tip better.
NotSomoneElse68
It's all situational. There is no one type of customer. Waiters have different interactions than delivery people (I've done both). Things like time of day, what part of town, who you're working for. My first delivery gig was Flowers for Mother's Day, 1989. Drunks at home are not the same as drunks at bars. What generation are the drunks and stoners. You bring a pizza to a room of in their 20s stoners - you are a god. Make them collage stoners.... I have too many years doing this.
Ayecantread
They totally do cuz this assumes smokers aren't drinkers... in my experience the older they are the more they litter. I used to til I noticed my old garbage and couldn't leave it.
chrisjfinlay
Yeah this smacks of the "It's not the smokers leaving the cigarette butts all over the place, because they always put them in the bin" argument that somehow people like to believe...
Seggs
can confirm. used to disc in the early 2010s, met bunches of super chill groups. all of those were folks in their teens and 20s. met one SUPER slow group who refused to let us play through. they were in their 30s/40s. had to call the cops once on some caricature of upper middle class boomers. they were upset we (group of 4) wouldnt let them (group of 7) play through. they tried to steal our bags, threw beer cans at us (some full, some not), made sexual threats at the one girl in our group...
Seggs
when the one (1) cop did show up, the loudest one tried to fight the cop after threats to "sue his ass into oblivion" went ignored. by then we were starting the back 9, which starts at the chalet (ski park in the winter), so the park attendant kicked the group off the grounds. rest of the round was quiet after that, thankfully
donthaveonebrojustlurk
At my local disc golf course there are recycling bins and ash trays at each tee.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Nice that they provided them. Sad that they had to. Even sadder when someone doesn't use them.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
It's not sad, it's part of a safe and healthy use of the natural environment. Can't play beer handed without a beer.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
It is sad that people can't hold onto their trash unless they have immediate access to a trash can.
Penelelop
I’ve found lot’s more people are ok littering in Australia than in NZ. NZ has a whole campaign against littering though, “Be a tidy Kiwi”, it makes a difference
Seggs
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6152/6153251157_8a702aef00.jpg
Penelelop
I dare say a larger % of people smoke weed in NZ than straya. That’s just cultural assumption though. Also seem to be a lot more overweight people and cigarette smokers in Australia.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Not littering is definitely a learned/taught behavior. I was in Boy Scouts as a kid. Taught me to be tidy and respectful of the outdoors at all times, and to leave areas cleaner than how I found them.
Blank1612
My assumption would be on Australia smoking more weed, and definitely doing more drugs of other kinds. But also just a guess on my part
Penelelop
Growing up in NZ I kinda felt like trying weed was like a “right of passage”. But more so with booze in Straya. I am 30 now though so it might’ve changed
Goliathfox
Just the stench of skunk for many yards
dirtcreature
Not cloying at all. It's like patchouli, but only more annoying
somnif
I'm glad that my one pothead coworker prefers whole herb vaping. Very little residual smell, and nothing to throw away (that i've seen)
somnif
Better than all the vape cartridges and the like other folks in the complex leave strewn around the parking lot and alleyway.
SwagicalYololord
Hundreds of yards* and if the wind is right, thousands.
koflan
That would be one hell of a joint
SwagicalYololord
Last military base I was on in Colorado had civilian housing over a mile away and you could smell the weed when the breeze blew from that way. I love that people don’t think the smell carries that far.
koflan
Why do you love that?
QuantumBanker
You can tell they're desensitized to it, skunk smell can travel forever
Psionickitten
Look at that dude. Just rawdogging life.
buttondick
I've done it my whole life. It's garbage.
softsuit
iDrinkDrano
JK he's on acid
tootallforthisroom
I'm doing it right now and I fucking *hate it.*
1specialk1
Totally sus! Dude isn’t even carrying his golf bag. No self respecting pro disc golfer goes without a bag full of discs. Also, no self respecting person carry’s a bag full of discs.
streakline210
You get one disc and it goes on your back. Tron told me so.
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
You set down the bag before you throw usually.
jaggcomputing5
He does have a caddy.
giraffytaffy
I just bought my husband his first set and a bag as a Father's Day gift!
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
What a great gift! My condolences on losing your husband.
giraffytaffy
He'll be playing with the guys from our DnD group. I'm honestly glad to see him finding a hobby with friends to get out of his computer chair occasionally lol. He's an introvert but we have a great group of friends.
NYC2BrklynCubz
2023 be damned, I’m living my best 1996 life.
ImAGrower
1896 End of freshman year and start of sophomore in highschool for me. Not too bad a time I guess.
JahSureYouBetcha
Must be cool to be immortal.
ThaWhiteRanger
The sweet spot. We still had grunge music playing on the radios and it was before Smashmouth. Glory days.
Frederf
The world is going to roll you
beelzebob23
Rage Against the Machine at Lolapalooza. Glory days.
TheyCalllMeTIM
Pre mainstream nickel back as well. Ah what a time
stankginchfurbuger
I smoked cannabis for 20 years. 6 months ago I wondered how people got through life rawn Dogging. I no longer wonder. Now I know they just cry a lot
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Not wrong. I don't cry often, but when I do, there's a lot of crying. Doesn't help that I'm still unemployed yet seeking. :|
SwagicalYololord
We don’t all cry! Some of us are just dead inside.
TheFleets
Full of grump is how.
Boomchickychickyboomchikychickyboomchickyboom
Why did you stop?
stankginchfurbuger
Honestly it became my only coping mechanism and made my ADHD much worse to the point that my job and relationship with my wife were both in jeopardy. I'm super glad I stopped
iDrinkDrano
Uhuhuhghh they stop my nightmares and are a fun stimulant but maybe I should cut back.
hiyo365
Great for you! How long till you didn't want it regularly anymore?
stankginchfurbuger
Interesting question. I'm the past if tried to stop and got a far s far as a few months but experienced cravings the whole time. This time though, the desire to quit came from a deep internal rather than external motivation to quit plus I got diagnosed and began treatment for ADHD. Basically, I didn't have cravings much at all.
highlikeacrow
I have a feeling it's making my adhd worse
stankginchfurbuger
I'm telling ya, I never would have admitted to it even 6 months ago but now that I've been clean 4 months the difference is hugely noticable