Lolz phone dump - Part 7 of many

Sep 12, 2017 2:53 AM

SpaceGK

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7 - the one on the right always reminds me of that Hillary Clinton meme. I think you know what I mean. Lol

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Part 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/BIXDZ
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/d6m0y
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/YlnzM
Part 4: https://imgur.com/gallery/CTEVS
Part 5: http://imgur.com/gallery/5inag
Part 6: http://imgur.com/gallery/24Lwd
Part 7: -- --
Part 8: http://imgur.com/gallery/fdU87

Holy crap #47 has a bumber-sticker from my home town!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Fuck yeah I know what you mean!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 the issue isn't going to be them finding the body. You will have motive, and will break. That's how most murderers are caught

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So you're saying we should only murder people that we have no reason to murder, that way we aren't suspected.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's right there, yellow tube red lid, what's the problem

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#34 is definitely the nightstand of one of the Winchester boys.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 whoever this is, they are ready for every eventuality. Or opportunity.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 That's literally part of the plot of an episode of Red Dwarf.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smeg Head.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

404 room not found xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CANADIANS HAVE FALLEN

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I want that nightstand.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 I hope its true

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 4

I want to pass an imgur bill, from now on, let's crop out the "crying", "I can't breath" etc... all in favor say aye 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

the replies were post before the original comment? What sorcery is this?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Laughed more than I should have at apartment 404

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#49 that's got to be an awesome professor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#36 the secret is to have a job to buy video games, then quit the job and play thr games you brought and then repeat until satisfied.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is #2 real? Did he tweet that?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nope. That was McDonald Trump, a troll account

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm like 80% sure that #6 is a doctor who episode.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope that letter from Harvard is real

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#31 Gritty McGrittyface

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Isn't this untrue because the blue-eyed trait is recessive while brown eyes are dominant, so each parent could be heterozygous?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

If they were heterozygous though they'd be brown eyed not blue

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

After extensive research I have found you are correct although it used to be widely believed to be impossible so the story could be true

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's incorrect. But it is possible for two blue eyed parents to have brown eyed child, because it turns out eye color is polygenic.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I knew it was something like that. I didn't do well in genetics.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The parents have blue eyes. You cannot be heterozygous and display the recessive trait.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it's the parents who have blue eyes in this situation, not the kid. So the kid is adopted

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you probably need more of that holy water after using all of those.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7, here you go: v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 has got to be false. Surely he ain't that thick

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

It is indeed

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It is false, but I wouldn't put it past him to say something likely in the future.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Post has my down vote until he actually says that. Regardless of the likelihood of him tweeting something that stupid, we all have to be

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

unwilling to spread incorrect information.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

1) Here's a question though, He's blatantly called out immigrants as a problem and not just illegal ones, so with his family history as it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2) stands. Are those numerous other tweets and speeches by him essentially as bad as summing it up in this fake one? Just a thought.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure I get your precise point? I find it counter-productive to spread false information, because when it gets debunked as false..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 made me laugh a bit too much. If there is a hell, that's where I'm going

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I'll see you there.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Save me a seat next to Hitler.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok, Imgurians already have a table - er, metropolis - reserved.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

R/toomeirl4meirl

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would that suicide adapter really kill you though? The shock will never reach your heart just the one finger in the other finger out 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It would not kill you, no.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 now maybe if you put a finger from each hand in there you could reach the heart?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes it could, you don't need to be holding it in two hands for it to shock you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

One hand works if grounding thru heart to feet. This thing just immediately grounds thru other finger. It'll hurt, but doubt it'll kill.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the centre pin not ground in these sockets?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably; not familiar w/ nonUS outlets. Point is to insert self in circuit tween hot & neutral. "Grounds" thru finger not strictly correct.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 Are... are you Dean Winchester?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hope it's a girl.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean. Looks like my drawer, without the pentagram and goat's blood.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Def dean winchester. Also my first thought

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i did not understand where that astronaut story came from

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It was a clickhole article that posted fake quotes from many astronauts. It was just for funsies

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is similar to the plot of Solaris (1972) by Andrey Tarkovsky

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worst knock knock joke I've ever heard to be honest.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd really like to know the back story if there is one

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So I was playing Pubg with some friends last night, and crashed in the lobby. I loaded back in and dropped with them to a jeep. (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thing I know one of them is punching me, so I jump in the jeep and am like what the heck dude why hit me. He says is that you? You're

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still on spawn island on my map. I was on their team but not showing up on their hud. Apparently I was the evil clone who replaced myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The original me died to the zone on the island. For the rest of the game they kept threatening to shoot me as an imposter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It came from space...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where nobody hears you scream.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you murder someone don't bury the body in the ground. Dissect and dissolve with common household items. Burn clothing and dispose

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I need to go to church now bye

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yes, please do that. and I'm totaly not working for forensics

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well if done sloppy like anything else CSI masters from Las Vegas will always find the truth!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would think a better idea would be simply eat the body. Not all at once mind. Chop up,freeze,eat whole thing over a few months.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dig twice as deep and bury body first, fill halfway bury dog ontop, cover hole

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are you in the RA?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which one?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, just drop the body off at a pig farm, bones and all will be gone in like 30 min or some shit. Pigs are ruthless eatera

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, ocean or lake dude, get you some carpet or some trash bags, hack him up, and weight those suckers down!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What would you use to tie the package(s) that won't be weakened or disturbed by the water? Hypothetically...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just don't put it down the drain! Goddamn it Dennis....

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You feed them to pigs

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8min pigs can eat a body

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know what nemesis means?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember friends it's only illegal if you get caught ????

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good thing I came across this moments after my first kill.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The key is to do it in someone else's home....uh....so I've been told. Now I'm off to visit friends, but first I gotta load the car

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh you rascal! Need help?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the offer, but I'm good! The key is manageable pieces. Glad I bought a wagon, these retractable cargo blinds are awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Six one foot holes is easier than one six foot hole. That's basic murder math.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Post-hole diggers are a pain in the ass. Do yourself a favor a get an auger for that shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have we learned nothing from Breaking Bad? Still need a giant vat that won't dissolve.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Breaking bad? Baking bread!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baking Brad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Stewmaker from White Collar dissolved everything in a ceramic looking bathtub. Just trying to help.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wait, dissect them? Dismemberment should be enough... unless... "Why did you kill him?" "FOR SCIENCE!"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you live near a small civilian airport, a barrel of jet fuel should obliterate that body in a few hours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if they have bones of steel?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jet fuel is just another grade of diesel, it's not going to dissolve a body in anything like a reasonable timespan.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ignite it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or soak chopped up body in bleach(destroys blood)separate meat,blend,and flush. Grind bones and bake into bread(to disguise) and dispose

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where are you chopping up the body? Even on the basement floor there will be remnants.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has thou not watched Dexter? Plastic sheeting everywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's way too much work, dude. i think i just won't kill anybody https://media.tenor.com/images/7d1d998fd7337df2fd3ec20f056d7f86/tenor.gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't use bleach, use undiluted pool grade chlorine, that removes blood much better and makes it impossible to tell if there was blood.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes but if youre a murder suspect/close to victim it looks strange if you bought pool supplies without owning a pool.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pay cash or buy it for a friend who conveniently went out.

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And kill said friend to eliminate loose ends.

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Two blue eyed people can have a child with brown or different colour eyes. Few % chance, but still possible.

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That was my immediate thought. Even baring mutations. Doesn't Grandparents and shit still factor in abit? Memory of Science is lacking atm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's lucky he didn't find out his Mom cheated and got pregnant from some affair.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Brown is dominant, blue is recessive, so theoretically you can only have blue with two blue alleles, no brown because it can't hide.

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I'm sorry dude... you're adopted :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My family has an odd array of colors. Mom is hazel, dad is amber brown, brother is blue, my sister is dark brown, and I have super green.

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How are Homer and Depot doing? I... creeped your posts. They were adorable kittens. Have they grown big and strong? Are they floofy?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Both my parents have blue eyes. All 5 of their daughter's have brown eyes.

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Does your dad's "best friend

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what did their milkman look like?

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One parent has working HERC2 genes and the other has working OCA2 genes. Is one of your parents really light, like almost albino?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So, does the mail man possibly have brown eyes?

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Clearly all adopted from the same biological parents.

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Blue eyes are recessive. You need two blue genes. If there's one brown, you get brown eyes. If you input have blue genes, you can't pass 1/2

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on brown ones to your kids. Brown eyed people can have blue eyed kids because they might have an unexpressed blue gene, but both parents 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

would need to have the recessive blue gene and pass it on. Like 25% chance, I think, if I remember my punet squares. But blue eyed ppl 3/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

got blue and blue from their parents, so they have no brown to pass on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Due to epigenetics you don't. A single blue can (rarely) express on its own as epigenetics disables the brown gene. Genetics isn't as >

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simple as taught in high school; while recessive/dominant is common and usually dictates the result, it's never the only controlling factor.

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y. I think it's called epigenetics or something like that.

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Epigenetics has to do with Gene expressions that result from environmental factors. So maybe? But I don't think that's the only explanation.

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Phenotype vs genotype. The genes you have vs the genes you express physically.

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Eye color is bizarre. Two parents: blue eyes and brown eyes. Four kids: 3 girls w/ green, one boy w/ brown. ?!

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Presumably 1 parent is BlueBlue while the other is BrownGreen. Brown is more dominant than green. All 4 kids should have recessive genes 1/2

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2/2 for blue eyes.

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True dat. My parents have both brown eyes and I have blue. It comes from my grandfather who is the only one else with blue eyes in the famil

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And if he had a mutated gene it would have gone green or a slightly different blue, not brown.

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Me too! both my parents have brownish hazel eyes and i have blue green hazel.

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That's because (IIRC) blue eyes are a recessive gene. So blue from 2 browns isn't surprising. But brown from 2 blues is.

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Oh. Shit.

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On top of that, eye color isn't strictly based on recessive and dominant like other traits.

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Oh? More details please :)

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I'd also like to learn more

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1) Some traits like height, body type, skin color, and eye color are "Polygenic" instead of recessive/dominant

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