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How to turn your emotions off
Aug 22, 2016 11:26 PM
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Willshaper
Be a man
dennnnnis
To turn emotions off - have crippling depression. It works. You feel empty. No emotions!
WinsWaldo
Instructions unclear, alt+f4.
Scheckschy
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blameitonmyjuice
I 100% read "emoticons" at first and was like, "Oh, the joke is that he thought it said 'emojis' instead of 'emoticons'...that's funny?" -_-
fantittytastic
Step 1. Buy beer.
shuthefuckupdonny
Buddhism states "have you tried turning off then back on again?"
NotMichaelAtAll
I've heard depression works wonders.
gunterleeds
Does not always work. Emotions like "overwhelming existential horror" and "crippling self loathing" may still remain active.
KleptoKea
WHAT DO
circlebreaker
It might interest some of you to know that shessofuckedinthehead's page is filled with kink and delicious pastries.
smarmageddon
In preferences, select "a life of disappointment and compromise."
maniacalmacaroni
I'm trying to imagine a fort made of cum, and it's pretty frickin gross.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Just a regular fort made out of your bed sheets.
Smurphicus
Joysins
Came back cus wtf +1
luxymitt3n
Please if someone finds out I'll be waiting for update thanks
Huskyboiler
you have a way back though. It usually takes a few great comedies to get my emotions back on.
blueleopard
I can turn my emotions off like a light switch. Once you learn how to do it, it's always in the back of your mind. I felt anger 1/2
Huskyboiler
I find that if I sit in a quiet room and focus on putting everything I feel into a ball, I can release it and be centered. Make sure you 1/2
blueleopard
I felt so angry,uncontrollable, blinding anger. I didn't know what to do or how to express it, it hurt so bad that I just shut it down 2/2
EverydaySociopath
Do you need a hug
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
He does. Get the feelgood gifs.
creeperazzi
C:users\[username]\AppData\Local\Emote\alcohol.exe right click - run as Admin
dosvader
this was a good thread. upvotes for all involved!
knobhoblin
Don't forget to run at startup
ZombiHugs
Bad source, gave me more emotions.
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
del C:\Brain\System32\Inhibitions.exe
dosvader
So sent it to my IT guy...he legit came over here thinking I had downloaded a virus. hahahahaha
Dvicemuse
Psh. I leave that shit running in the background all day
perzaklie
I can't find the Emote folder???
skolyr
You can just do %localappdata% to skip the C:\users\[Username]\Appdata\Local part. It's pretty nifty.
adamantos
Drinking is bad. Feelings are worse.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
upgrade to the hard drugs suite pro. it's an expensive service, but it's shell commands are much more powerful than the alcohol application.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I use Linux.
Belegatar
Just get the alcohol source code sometimes called a recipe and follow the make instructions.
teratrain
cd /opt/happy; make
teratrain
don't forget to chmod it at the end so everyone else can be happy!
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
chmod 600 happy
Dvicemuse
Then you have to run alcohol.exe by opening wine
AspireInspireExpire
Make sure you get all the necessary winetricks!
kennykudda
Holy underappreciated comment, Batman!
Dvicemuse
Hahah I'm glad somebody got it
TheComputerScientist
Can't tell friends/family or I'm "an alcoholic." So strangers on the internet will do. Can't get drunk off whiskey. Drank a third of a 1/2
TheComputerScientist
bottle yesterday and all I got was a headache and a bad taste in my mouth. Any recommendations for good alcohol? Beer's my go to now.
TheComputerScientist
Also, it was a drinking game. Played DOTA. Every death = 1 swig from the bottle 'cause I have no shot glasses.
TheComputerScientist
But I'd like to change that. White wine also doesn't seem to affect me. Entire bottle there, and nothing. Also I swear I'm not an alcoholic.
Rantaf
Switch to illegal drugs then. Do some acid, it may cure your alcoholism.
TheComputerScientist
I don't believe I'll be trying hard drugs any time soon, but thanks for the suggestion
Jastaxor
switch to opiates
TheComputerScientist
I don't believe I'll be trying hard drugs any time soon, but thanks for the suggestion
SeattleStreet
You need people around you when you're drinking, you were drunker than you thought.
TheComputerScientist
When I'm drunk from beer, I realize that I'm tipsy. I would assume different alcohols don't feel different when drunk.