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technically Zapp never says this in the series, but it's from his Book of Pickup Lines and advice he bestows upon Kif.
*original quote: "... back to the Zapper..."
Futurama Mom-quotes on Hillary pictures: http://imgur.com/gallery/MSVo2
ElephantNipplesAreWeird
V1K1NGFVNERAL
Except Zapp is way more charming and clever than this orangutan.
TheFabulousFuehrer
Zoidberg / Ben Carson, please...
blkbox
Oh my god this works even better.
SkrimplyPibbles
I have a very sexy learning disability. What is it, Kif? *sigh* ...sexlexia...
BlitzerRhames
I must have that. I am not very good at sexing.
Slickmittenz
"Kip, you forgot the little umbrella. That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks."
Slickmittenz
Whoops, *Kiff
LaBix
I prefer Trump quotes with a Zapp background. It is as though they are one and the same.
SuperEyetie
its a trump dump
adobesubmarine
Drumpf dumpf
GeneralZappBrannigan
Lets withhold judgement until we hear Trump pronounce "champagne".
DooganTheTerrible
You mean, "sham-paggin"?
DontcallmeLen
Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
voxael
The boy, sir?
DooganTheTerrible
You! You lay out my formal shorts...
TheBrownSlimShady
That is disgusting... go on!
Treblaine
Somehow they don't go as far as the actual Trump quotes.
rikm
Yea- real life is stranger than fiction...lol...
Treblaine
Freebackrubs
Something has happened in my head. The voices of two are now one and it cannot be undone.
OnlyfavoritesNSFW
"Something's very wrong here, and yet a little bit right." -Zapp Brannigan
NotACommie
Probably the most realistic Trump quote.
DarkCrawler901
This could describe the Republican National Campaign of 2016 pretty goddamn fucking well
noobmaster21
What episode is this quote from?
HeroQueenofAlbion
It's from one of their movie episodes, "Into the Wild Green Yonder". I think.
noobmaster21
I see, thanks
voxael
In the game of chess, you can never let your opponents see the pieces.
gunterleeds
Oddly enough, Zapp's version of chess really exists: http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/331923257951?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true
umpbumpfizz
I'm not really awake yet, and my groggy brain thinks this is profound. I'm trying to convince it otherwise, but I'm not having much luck.
IAmTheOneWhoMocks
It's blatant cheating.
westvideo
this is exactly what the front page needs
bloxman
More
Dranton12
After seeing the Donald quotes by zapp this completes my week.
twfeline
We have gone 180 degrees and completed the circle.
WillJeSuis
I find this insulting. You should not be doing this. Zapp Brannigan deserves better than this.
funkysquirrel
#9, best one.
MathiasGrim
It took me 5 quotes to realize they weren't Donald quotes....
Stockyhome
Are these real quotes, like word for word?
Unquote
I do have, actually, much more humility than a lot of people would think - Zapp Brannigan.
Starwaster
#4 Trump when informed we shouldn't use nuclear weapons
NuclearMonk
Pence! Show them the medal I won.
DavidELD
The way to a woman's heart, is her daughter. Have sex with her and you're in!" Not the actual quote I know, but Trump.
crazypyro23
These'd be great with some gwac-a-mole
TedDaniel
If not for the title I would've believed all of these
DukeDarkwood
Having never seen the show, but having seen this and the earlier post that reverses them, I think they may be the same person.
TedDaniel
To be fair you get twice as much drama from the election then you would any show
ArniePye
If we hit the bullseye the dominoes will come crashing down like a house of cards. Checkmate.
TaylorT
Such a man! I'd follow him to hell and back I would!
iuploadbearpics
Considering the Clintons created the house of cards, it's time someone knocked it down.
gunterleeds
In a game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
"You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep." "You mean while I'm sleeping in it?"
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
"There won't be time for sleep, soldier. Not with all the bed making you'll be doing."
YouCapturedMe
ugh
Paulysium
And spare me the weary sigh Kiff
RootAccess
OMG can we play guess if its guess if its ZAPP OR DONALD? fuck now
RootAccess
i mean gosh, that would be fun
BlueSpaceLizard
"Time to sleep my way to the top. Kif, wake me when I'm there"
TheDoctorAzAJ
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
If it's a lesson in love, watch out... I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder... What do I call it Kif?
FourOrangeCircles
Ugh...sexlexia
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
"And spare me the weary sigh for once!"
Espurranza
You know even though I know it's Zapp. this one is really hard to decide on the source
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
This is maybe the best malaphor ever
MrNames
Zapp Brannigan guide to making love at a woman
ularg
That sounds more like a SoFlo quote than anything.
ImgurCelebrity
Now that's a Bush quotr
DOWNvotepope2016
Would you care for some more shampagin?
tantricpooper
I had non idea you were such a coin-a-sewer.
bkeljda
This was one of my favorite lines. I still call it that to fuck with people. Also guac a mole
amishcannoli
Wack a moleh
bkeljda
Just saw the episode with mini benders. Zapp had some decent, drunken libes in there also
fiendy
What about some parmeeesian cheese
lachupacombo
It's pronounced sham-pain
BulletMagnet187
Oh god no!!
TwoLeftNipples
I'm a failure!!
ScruffyTheJanitorsNewHaircut
I'm so lonely!