It had been a while...

I'm an over-the-road trucker, and the last time I had any action before this event was about a year before, with a hitch-hiker I had picked up.
So anyway, I had enough and went to this dive of a strip club, and almost right away this pretty young thing came up to me.
We had some awkward chit chat, probably because of how desperate I was. Despite my making a really cringey joke about her name, we ended up going back to her place shortly thereafter.
It only cost me thirty dollars and a few beers, and before you know it, I was parking the beef bus in Tuna Town. I gotta say, I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but it was even more of a turn-on to find out she was doin' me to buy baby formula...