Exurb1a
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Relatable
me irl
Oh boy, that's a lot chairs
me irl
me irl
I need to study...
mllenobs
hahaha phunnay
Threbbie3
so i googled the doctors text one and its the top search right now. xD
SliceofAwesome
If anyone wonders, the last one is cut short. The real guy eventually grabs the box but then he takes it for himself lol
superheavydeathmetal
Kenneth looks like a guy who tries to convince you that Genesis is fact.
berserk
Genesis fits the facts better than the theory of evolution does.
Turtleproof
I've heard of tuning forks, but, fucking forks? Well, I never.
sangatster
Never say never. Say "rarely". Because we know. We're the NSA.
JudyGarIand
I'm so confused, what's going on in the gif at the end?
ShortCircuit908
It's cut off, obv. A rather tall dude walks buy and takes an item down from the top, but puts it in his own basket instead of helping her.
Jmurphy94
Tall guy walks past, grabs the item off the top shelf, puts it in his own trolley and walks off
ABCDEFGevolved
#1 Yer Forking right, it's Soup-er that way. | Edit: No it's not. | Edit 2: STFU Edit 1.
sangatster
As a practicing armchair psychiatrist, I think I have a pill that can help you with your problem.
zagibu
I don't think fucking forks exist. That sounds dangerous.
lintwizard
Trying to use one certainly wouldn't help change your tune.
Slayter
#1 Chunky soup eats like a meal so just go with that.
bigguyt
#9 hit too close to home :c
lintwizard
Sorry to hear that, Mick.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Most not memes though
LokiKingOfJotunheim
#5 is just an Onion article that's been cropped. Standards for what defines a meme have seriously fallen...
LokiKingOfJotunheim
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-h-35929
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
YourLackOfTrustDisturbing
Does anyone else have the thing When in a dump you upvote several times because multiple funny things?
tnee16
Yes
DarkBusterBaron
The last one has been shortened the guy you see in the end grabs the box on top and walks away with when the woman thought he was 1/2
DarkBusterBaron
Getting it for her.
Sambeckettladiesman
Speaking as a lawyer in the U.K. it is illegal to have sex in a dressing room
lolthisismyusername
I'm sure that's correct for the UK and the US, but what is the specific charge? Lewd conduct? Ex and I may have, uh, done things before.
badtaste
after becoming a lawyer, did you stop jerking off in dressing rooms ?
sangatster
Could I have a list of what IS legal? I think it will be easier to memorize.
SlagathorDeb
#2 I understand you, James. I understand you.
112864
is everything a meme?
Sunnus
Put your fork in the soup and freeze the whole damn bowl!
pistachiomoustache
33WhiskeyTX
I've been that guy with the folding chairs. TIL I am an attention whore.
GuestChrist
I don't do it for attention, I just don't want to make another trip.
sangatster
*Attention whore that tells people he is an attention whore for attention
33WhiskeyTX
As opposed to a person who brings attention to other people that are saying they are an attention whore for attention.
sangatster
Hang on, let me pull up a chair. This could take a while...
33WhiskeyTX
You need more than one chair, let me bring you 12.
skincancerisfun
I've resolved to shout "Holly shit, look how many chairs that guy's carrying" in the future when I see them.
33WhiskeyTX
That's really all we're asking for.
ObiWanShalomi
The world needs more people like you.
Turtleproof
Same deal when bringing in the groceries.
PapiBlanco
No, that's different, that's a matter of pride and efficiency
sillybananas
ONLY ONE TRIP
Skyun
All you've to do is grab the soup bowl and slurp it down.
Ransbear
Even if you are a fork you still can grab the vegetables and meat.
Turtleproof
So, you're saying you can swallow big loads?
DireSnails
Seeing him do that was one of the biggest splooshes of my young life.
Exurb1a
50%
Bliffity
Oh shit, I just realized you're Exurb1a. I love your work, and I'm buying your books as soon as I have money to spend.
Exurb1a
100%
WinstonChurchmountain
That doesn't help the fork, though.
JohnnyQuine
Grab life by the bowl.
PumyraExplainsItAll
Lol "I jerked off in a dressing room. Do I sound like I'm a lawyer?"
rainballs
I just did "yes" when i read that.
superfeathers
I'm not a lawyer either, but they could def get you with public nudity or indecent exposure at the least
imalonelygirlinalonelyworld
So the dressing room is considered public place, yeah?
pragmatao
I saw that meme as well.
crippl3dhobnob
#1 Read it as mario and try not to smile
shakinbones
I need closure.
BeerTaxer
If it's the last one, the dude on the left reaches up and grabs a pack then walks away with it while the girl is left confused af
FoxGodRecords
Here ya go…
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sangatster
That's cold blooded
SivoServoDommyDervo
God damn that's brutal!
FoxGodRecords
I'm thinking it was a setup. You know, short woman needs something on high shelf, happens to be filmed while tall dude snipes her…
ILoveTheSmellOfShitpostsInTheMorning
I am groot lookin ass
DutchymcDutchface
Thanks man!
SkepticalFriend
If life's soup that explains why rich people are born with silver spoons. Me though? I was born with a plastic knife.
GadenKerensky
You can still stab a fucker with that. Just gotta aim it right.
dalaiyoda
Plastic knife? you lucky fucker. In my day ... sorry, wrong thread.
lintwizard
Oh, look at Wonderguy McTwo-Threads with so many threads he gets confused! In my day, we threw cans at neighbors' heads to send morse code!
tg2222222
Can sneak that onto a plane. You're set.
Bild64
More excited than i should be for the last one. +1 for the boner
ThePatriarchyMadeMeDoIt
#33 is epic when the guy comes and grabs the box.
ceemars
http://imgur.com/ECs4OXe
Ozhound
That will teach you to wear sunglasses inside
ImgurCelebrity
Is that what happens? Mobile just cuts it off after she hops a couple times.
Merrak
Happening to me on desktop too.
FilthyRapscallions
Always annoys me. You short, surely you've learned to climb by now. And what's with the dark shades indoors? No box for you.
TheDrunkenWrench
I wear prescription sunglasses so you can fuck right off. I'm also 5'7" so yws I'm yelling from way down here.
FilthyRapscallions
I wear prescription sunglasses as well, only not indoor. My prescription is that of I'm not blind without them.
TheDrunkenWrench
Near sighted, need the glasses to do anything more than navigate the world. I'm a dude, I have no way of carrying extra glasses at all times
Thejunkfoodkid
As a short person who had a cabinet I thought was bolted to the floor fall on top of me, I no longer climb shelves. Can't reach=can't buy
FilthyRapscallions
Seems like a fair reason to me.
ObiWanShalomi
Lol exactly. For some reason people wearing shades when it's not necessary disgust me. F off with your attitude :D
thelaurarosecardona
Well the indoor shades can be for medical purposes, as bright colors and lights can trigger migraines, virtigo, etc. Dont be so judgemental.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Also, could have just forgotten they had them on, then felt like a doofus at the check out. Nope, never happened to me.
margaretolson
My friend has a glass eye due to an accident and she often feels self conscious, so she wears sunglasses almost everywhere
ObiWanShalomi
Oh that must suck! I can only imagine the anxiety it would give me.
margaretolson
I have a rare condition on my face and having people stare all the time is definitely not fun.
nagolwagol
Or they could just be really stoned. Or the medical reasons...but probably just really stoned.
ObiWanShalomi
Yeah those are legit :)
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
I have prescription sunglasses so I tend to leave them on when I am in a well lit grocery store. Otherwise I have to stop and dig up others
ObiWanShalomi
Ah, it seems like silly me was making assumptions. Something I hate when other people do it, but I do it too :O
ObiWanShalomi
And what do you mean with your second sentence?
ThePerfectTemperatureForHeresy
And then walks away with it. Why has it been shortened?
HammerParty13
shitpost
penYakki
Exactly
dalaiyoda
Oh christ. We truly do live in the darkest timeline.
CaptainPatches
*dankest
ILoveSportsBras
Dank you for pointing that out.
ChildischAlbino
It's an error from the imgur servers. Seen it a few times before.
lolthisismyusername
A server error on Imgur? No way :P
ShootYourGooMyDude
Soon, memes will just be a picture and we'll say "Ha, I remember that gif!" but nobody will have the original. The dark ages of memes.
AlkeneThiol
It's like cockney rhyming slang. Cock-knee meme-ing memes
rickeyspanish
like now
csrevolt
We should make something like the Svalbard global seed vault but for memes
SergeiBoobtitsky
We have. It's called http://imgur.com
TheGirlInTheFireplace
You mean the dank age of memes!
legalizegillyweed
Where mankind only looks back on the golden age of memes, mankind reached too far and the technology to create them has been forever lost
HermanManly
Holy shit that's some r/dankmemes gold right there. BRB getting frontpage
Nineteenletterslong
InRussiaMemeMakesYou
Bless you kind stranger.
TheNewestTubeGuy
Take notes @OP
Mockingbirb
Well, that's funny.
fluhatinrapper
The real hero
Dynasty07
Not all heroes wear capes... also nice username mate, it checks out lol
notthatdrunk
Why does he not have shoes on
AlkeneThiol
Why does everyone else have shoes on
SL3ID3R
When youre that tall you dont need shoes
Manthor
because he's black
SevereSlimeShaker
ObiWanShalomi
...and he stole his own shoes
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
He was unable to find a shoe his size until he was 23. By then, his feet were so leathered that there was no point. Stong man, strong feet.
NokiDoki
I know no one cares, but as a cardiovascular technologist, you wouldn't put a stent in the radial artery... Iliac arteries are in the leg.
PutInaThumbnPulledOutAPlum
How about, the pts prob an 88 yo pack a day smoker / diabetic. Just fckn amputate and save us alllllll a lot of time.
mitotinytims
maybe the poster said the wrong stuffs on purpose https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cunningham%27s_Law
KKtenthirteen
He says the patient gets a stent, doesn't say where though. Maybe that's where patient got one, he just wasn't going to explain it to her?
sangatster
I care. Turn in your badge. The Internet is never wrong. I verified this on the Internet.
probablylove
Ok, thanks for pointing this out. I was like if the problem is in her pelvic area and foot, why the hell would a stent in the arm help.
WarpedSpeedo
Well the doctor said they just put in A stent not in the radial artery
Calistil
Are you implying that every one of these text posts is not 100% accurate? I'm scandalized.
Wildsau6
Lol, i care^^ this made me furious!
tooomanysteves
I care
zombiebatman
I stent what I want!
AndrewCanadian
YOU'RE FIRED, HANNAH!
lintwizard
Incrementor
I care.
Silvercypher
Do doctors actually look at dank memes? - Is there a doctor in the house? lol
wierdmedicine
Yep
Silvercypher
That's awesome. lol
HermioneGrangersLeftTesticlesFungalGrowth
I care. But I guess I'm nobody :(
Jexman41
Maybe the patient is a chimp?
pipskidoodle
Okay, but it doesn't say cardiovascular, it says vascular with the name blacked out it may be the practices name and not cardio
ButTheyForgotAboutRae
Thank you!!!!
dcfrenchstudent
thanks. what bothered me was the first message was today 7pm and the reply today 12am. shouldnt the days atleast be changed?
ForgivingCat
All arteries are connected.
stingraysds
You're right ...about the not caring part.
FirefighterCaboose
That was my original reaction too :p
swimmer07
Ugh, yes. CV RN here
Krafdorfmeister
I care =) was pissed off :/
Eduardoram220
No one cares
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
That's what you think now, but in 3 hours you'll realize you were wrong
catsaresosmell
I care.
reacata
I mean you do sometimes put stents in through the radial artery.... You wouldn't here... But sometimes....
imbuffyandyourehistory
Well, you enter the catheter through the radial artery, dont you? However that post reeks BS. Why would anyone send a text like that
canIuseyourtoilet
You have to go in through te radial artery to get to the iliac artery. Thromb is too near at the groin to use that artery 1/2
canIuseyourtoilet
And from the orher groin artery the curve angle would be to much for the catheter. So you have to use the next point up: arteria radialis1/2
NokiDoki
Ahh thank you for the knowledge. That makes a lot of sense! I hope everyone else sees your comment too
canIuseyourtoilet
Or arteria carotis also possible. Radialis is much safer. From there downwards to the leg for stenting. Iam janitor at sacred heard hospital
lavenderdishsoap
Doctored yo
gross52boogers
I like this
NativeIndian
I'm a medical student and I came to write this. Thank you. Drives me crazy every time I see it
RockettttMan
Son of of doc. This shit doesn't happen via text.
clotblocker
It does now - someone who texts docs frequently about this stuff.
RockettttMan
That's nuts! I'll ask my old man next time I see him. 64 and still on call a couple nights out of the week.
Ostivia
I'm so glad someone finally pointed this out. Bothers me every time
onewon
Me too. I mean I mainly deal with bird surgery and bird law, bit of an expert, but I thought this sounded a little suspect.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Well RIP to the fake person those fake doctors were performing surgery on
releasethecracken
*fake surgery
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
No the surgery was real, just everyone involved was fake
Sparrowcide
I was just about to type this. Radial artery is in the arm. Iliac is in the leg. Not gonna help much to stent the radial.
raytaSelfieVillain
Good to know!
CubsWin2016
Radials make good jumpers though if patency is yet goal.
ProphetTenebrae
I care, @NokiAhm - a lot of us do. We're here for you. No homo.
futureman3000
Would you use a stent, though? Maybe Matt was just being nice instead of pointing out how stupid & wrong Hannah was. Or maybe it's just fake
Kkenn
Fake..
whirly315
Yeah if they have occlusion of the iliac artery it's either stent, anticoagulate, or graft... stent is fast, reliable, and relatively cheap
SendMeAllYourDuckPics
Depends on the state of the leg. Options are - stent, bypass graft, thrombolysis. If the leg is nonviable then you can amputate.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Well he already has her number. He gave her a compliment. I think it's DicPic time!
mrose50
Thank you. Glad it wasnt just me. Out of interest couldn't it be something like a clot thrown from a bad valve or narrowing? Clots love legs
allthegoodnamesaretaken
Cold foot usually means arterial. Clots are more common in veins and usually present with swelling. It's probably plaque build up over time.
allthegoodnamesaretaken
Not to say that clots are impossible in arteries, but it's not likely in this case.
kupaloop
it's all connected brosefs http://www.cathlabdigest.com/articles/Iliac-Artery-Intervention-Radial-Access
TripUpStairs
Interesting read. Nice find.
cantthinkofacoolusername
You can access over the radial arteries but you won't put a stent into it because the closed part is in the pelvis. Arteria Iliaca externa
Cerinna
Yeah so that's a fake then. I was wondering why the problem was suddenly in the arm?
clotblocker
Hi fellow CVT!
NokiDoki
Hey partner!
wickedwangocard
I previously did not care because I was unaware. Now that post will bug me every time I see it. So thank you sincerely :)
vwyx
In #25, that's not actually the title of his report. Someone else commented that as a joke. That's why the avatar and name are cut off.
spoodermon
I feel like that last part is sarcastic
wickedwangocard
Nope, no sarcasm here. I figured if I said just thank you it would come across sarcastic lol
Bwyzzo
Sincerely just wreaks of sarcasm
sordid21
#1 I guess you don't know about Ysgramor
inmat
Lord Captcha?
SpanCoin365
Man, I just started a playthrough of that game again for the first time in YEARS. Saw the soup spoon for the first time yesterday.
goboltz
But. . "Uncle Sheo has Forky" . . Cheese for Everyone !! Oh, Butterflies . .
IGotCharlieWork
Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll
IGotCharlieWork
Now I'm confused. Isn't Ysgramor the dude who took 500 nords and drove the elfs from the land of tamrial?
DinoKebab
Yes, but he was killed with a fork.
Skollr
He claimed Skyrim from the Snow Elves and drove the remaining of them underground and to Solstheim where they'd later be defeated.
SirLyonhart
Yes, and he was so badass he ate soup with a fork and dared it to run off the tines.
OlivesAreDelicious
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Ysgramor%27s_Soup_Spoon#Ysgramor.27s_Soup_Spoon - you are now less ignorant.
sordid21
Patavan
that guy was hardcore
IGotCharlieWork
That's a thing???
SomeDanishDude
Yup, House of curiousities in Windhelm I think
IBuiltAFreakingArk
I always make a point to steal it for my own soup
makmak64
He did drive them out, otherwise they would live in morrowwind or summerset Iles etc
IGotCharlieWork
Poor Falmer
maximsk
That's what they get for sacking Saarthal that one time probably maybe.
Skollr
If you think Ysgramor's bad, you don't know about Pelinal.
IGotCharlieWork
Can you enlighten me?