GnomeWoman
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Sep 3, 2017 6:23 AM
GnomeWoman
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TheBitSlinger
ohanrahahanrahan
DesmondHawkins
Haha physical abuse
aPokal
Hey, at least he got laid.
GaneshaTheElephantGod
Suplex city, bitch.
BlackMarbleParachute
sillymissmillie
Im not very ticklish for some reason. People try much to their annoyance. Only light touches and that doesn't give them a good reaction.
BoredCreep
See? Domestic violence against men is 'funny' where violence against women is 'wrong'.
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PossiblyATank
Five stars?
EmeraldLight
I can't stand being tickled. There's no laughter, just me screeching like a banshee and trying to assault whoever is tickling me.
moonshadowkati
Hypercombo finish! KO!
FloofyFace
Tickle me, and I am not responsible for your injuries
neetnitnootnoot
Tickling is literal torture.
aPokal
"All substances are poisons; there is none which is not a poison. The right dose differentiates a poison and a remedy." - Paracelsus.
neetnitnootnoot
I see what you did there
SuperGeniusPS
DownvotesAreFun
*Heavy breathing intensifies*
IWasntTiredSoIDecidedToMakeSomeLightlyFriedFishFillets
intelligentfool98
I mean it basically looks the same with or without the rope
daisymermaid
Isaac2558
I have seen girls much much much worse than that one girl kick a boy in that part
sunnybuddy
My problem is I do the same thing, but I'm a 315 pound weightlifter nd my wife is half my size. The first time she tickled me it ended bad
Jimthebutler
Thats why im fat, noone can suplex me, natural defence
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
but a sweep of the leg will have you rolling around like an upside down turtle
Jimthebutler
Thats why i keep my legs in my turtle shell
Soultigerr
My fiancé is like this but she likes to kick the shit out of me too "accidentily"
GodEmperorOfImgur
That sounds... slightly abusive. You should talk to her about that. If she does not respect you, then maybe she isn't for you.
GodEmperorOfImgur
I'm sorry guys... but "kicking the shit out of your partner accidentally" is NOT okay, imagine if the genders were reversed.
Imgurislongerfunny
Well he is tickling her. My ex accidentally hit me when I tickled him. It's not abuse.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Whatever, go ahead and make excuses for spousal abuse all you want.
ahnteis
You don't respect her boundaries, it's your fault. No means no for over-tickling too.
beefgoat
Normalize domestic violence!!!! Yaaaasssss!!!!
CheekyBreeki
It's the joke that German suplexing your boyfriend isn't normal...it's ridiculous and that's the joke. Tickling would be violence too.
beefgoat
You have a strange definition of violence
CheekyBreeki
Spitting on someone for example is assault in many countries so...not that strange.
AgamemnonsMemes
Its all fun and games and cute wrestling until she kicks you to the edge of the bed and then dumps you all "long live the king" off.
Colt85
*sigh*... step1: HAVE a SO .....*sob*
MINIMVM
My fat rolls prevents me from being tickled effectively
doubledweeeb
Just means we'll get creative!
karamelone
im so lonely and crave for physical contact...
Homophone
Make a free hug sign and stand on a corner.
PotatoPequeno
*poke*
thatdudethatslonely
Same here, like so badly crave it that it almost hurts
PatronSaintofKillers
Just give up on life and become dead inside. The key is to never get your hopes up that things will get better. That's how I've been coping
Namotatop
I beg your pardon mister but that is illegal-
TheShadowsLengthen
It will pass when you no longer remember what it is.
karamelone
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Do you have a job or are you studying? Talk to people more. Chances are somebody there will appreciate closeness.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
doubledweeeb
Let me hug you
Neonbaron
In the words of Mr. Timn "HEY BOY" I was gonna post his face but I cannot figure out how to post it
Pudgychihuahua
domenick91
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TheMcLovin
this is brilliant
BigDaddyTruckNuts
So that's why I'm not allowed to talk to my uncle anymore.
shootyourgooCthulhu
We'll go with that, repress, repress everything else.
airen
Both me and my boyfriend aren't ticklish :(
illadelphin006
Not missing out, It's legit torture
DamianWinters
Being tickled doesn't feel good or make you happy it just makes you laugh for some reason.
bmjflow
You sad, sad person.
Neonbaron
Yeah like the other guys said laughing releases endorphins which have been called the built in pain killers they can reduce pain and more
GothKirby
I have no voice right now so rather than laughing I just made wheezing noises like a mentally challenged whale.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
I do too and your comment just made me make the same noise