You say 'tomato', I say 'penis'

Jan 23, 2016 5:41 PM

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This has probably been on the front page at least 100 times

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

This repository is so old those penis should be shriveled up by now

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this is amazing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i approve this message.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"No thats just a man enjoying a tasty hotdog."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

asiz ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

19k on this repost? damn

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

( ͡♻️ ͜ʖ ͡♻️)

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

This made me smile

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Omg me too hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce: David Thorne www .27bslash6.com/

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Seent it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well arent you a special little snoflake?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice repost bro.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You say tomato I say forgoto ✔

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

✔ "company time" doesn't exist while sms-texting?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Only when you're caught

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funniest thing I've seen all week!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

19th time Ive seen this on the FP ... not sure if this user base of imgur has amnesia or like little kids we are all amused by the same joke

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

amnesia. wait, when did i press reply??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ikr! I said the same thing. -_-

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the second one, but we also have goldfish memory so the first one. so both

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Easier to understand than that: Imgur have millions of users and not everyone checks all of it everyday.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm here almost everyday and never seen this one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What the hell is wrong with you!" got me.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

my psychiatrist asks this often

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so much

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Must be part of the PEN15 club.

10 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 5

Monte Blanc level?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the Pretentious Elitist Neoclassical Intellectual's Society.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PEN15 Club: Biggest Around

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh, I just got someone with this earlier. It's always funny to convince someone to let you write that on their arm. :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend went to U Penn. Class of 2015. So you can only imagine what happened...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Located on the remote Pen Island.

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Feb 26, 2019 11:52 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Feb 26, 2019 11:52 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Another "Once we built a pen so large that we had difficulty finding a box it would fit in." they knew what they were doing

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"Your pen is our business"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They specialise in wood! http://penisland.net/files/yourpenisourbusiness.gif

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"How big do you want the logo?" "It's a .PNG so size doesn't matter"

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

whoever you are, i love you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw. I love you too sweetie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*SVG

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

**AF

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This wasn't real was it? Forgive my naivety

10 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 4

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10 years ago (deleted Feb 12, 2016 7:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wtf? ._. Thats just straight out- no.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep, happened a few months ago.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. That's from textastrophe. Dude's doing lots of prank like that. http://textastrophe.com/archive

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

If I lived near that person, I would hire him and roll with it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seems like a similar skillset on 419eater dot com : screwing with nigerian email scammers

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Love that website. Shit's hilarious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 20

ever notice how that symbol looks like a butthole?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

If yours looks like that, you might want to have it recycled.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

DAMNNNN

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop the press! Who is that?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google tells me that is probably a musician named Annie Clark and is part of a duo called St. Vincent.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it IS Annie Clark! Check out her collaboration w/ David Byrne of Talking Heads - very good if you're into that kinda stuff!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This never gets old. I'm a pervert and I'm upvoting this. Wait....

10 years ago | Likes 682 Dislikes 10

It, like you, gets old, you dirty old man.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought once it got too old you'd lose interest

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We are having a pervs meeting tomorrow if you want to come. Pants off dance off after name that peeper then candyland.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 24, 2016 2:08 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Me too. Sorry bud.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone was downvoting you so I jumped on the bandwagon.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't know what you did. But I fucking hate you for it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow pervert! How about them perverted things huh?

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

It's Working!!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they're great because they are just So perverted!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

i'm in UX and having worked with some real d-bags in marketing, this made me smile.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

United Xenophobes?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Xenomorphs*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Xenomorphs*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still cracks me up

10 years ago | Likes 2639 Dislikes 11

To this fucking day it does.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does this not remind anyone of the grapist?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It does.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every time

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

every time

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Man.. I'm really craving a hot dog now

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even care this has been reposted

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe I just fist pumped the end of a conversation. Wtf is wrong with me?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love posts like this when I need a good chuckle.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They found a new guy it looks like http://www.tomatotomato.com/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"reDIfining italian eatery" Totally. Along with the vocabulary.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read it as Tomato Tomato, not Tomato Tomato

10 years ago | Likes 881 Dislikes 7

That's funny i read it Tomato Tomato! takes all kinds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah that makes sense now. I was trying to parse it as either Tomato Tomato or Tomato Tomato, but neither really sounded right.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you mean read as in read or read as in read?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read it as Penis Penis, how odd....

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah me t... What?

10 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 2

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You had it right the first time

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pizza place near me called Tomato Tomato. It's friggin delicious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me it was the other way around.

10 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

You deserve more upvotes

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I just saw Tomatesticle Tomatesticle.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually read the different pronunciations in my head.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you and me both

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it is definitely tomato tomato, not tomato tomato.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you like some Tomato Tomato with our signature Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo wings?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

I get that reference.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 too many buffalo's for it to be grammatically correct

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh thanks for the clarification I wasn't quite sure if i was pronouncing it right at first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually read it as Tomato Tornado. Which would be totally rad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Potato potato

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not a native speaker. In my head I simply said "Tomato tomato" although I now it is wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're having trouble pronouncing tomato, just remember it rhymes with potato

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Unless you pronounce it potato..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO IT DOES NOT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like in yamato cannon ?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FFS it's TOMATO not tomato. TOMATO. Get it right. Who the hell says TOMATO?!

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Tomatoes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know right? It's like when people say gif instead of gif.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*flails*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, no it's not. It's GIF.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a former graphic designer, this... excites me.

10 years ago | Likes 1226 Dislikes 9

thanks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a Freelance Graphic Designer, that's a lot of effort for a joke.

10 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

if he can do work like that that quickly, I assume he's making a fortune for his serious projects.

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Or... it's fake.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Hence the "if".

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

*As that former

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet working as a graphic designer is all about trying to sneak in penises everywhere

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moist

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't it just titillating?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lisa, why?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a former pervert, this... excites me.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As a current pervert... Lennyface

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be a pervert. I still am, but I used to be, too.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well, username checks out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+.5 for joke +.5 for Mitch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to +1 because of how hard I'm laughing, but it is just a repost.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 15

As a repost crusader, I always let this one pass. It's the friggin' best.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Every time! I can't help but to laugh at it!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I'm giving it the go ahead because OP never claimed that it was OC

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't see why not to upvote if it made you laugh. Who cares if it's a repost or not.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I've never seen this and found it funny. If you've seen it, just move on.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does it matter?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

Originality is the first thing I grade a post on when deciding whether to upvote or downvote.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

If originality is your top criterion then you should downvote every post that complains about reposts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a series of pictures, not a god damn essay. Who cares if it's a repost?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I agree. Most things criticized for being reposts are new to me. However, I've seen WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH FUCKING WHINING about reposts.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Repost whiners are the hipsters of the internet. They need everyone to know they saw it first. Scrolling right by it is just to much to ask.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because after you've seen something 50 times it loses it's impact, so downvoting helps encourage new things instead.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

No it doesn't, someone who reposts isn't going to just start making new content because some people complained.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

No, but it'll keep how often you see the same images on the FP to a minimum.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

And what's the issue with that? Just ignore the post and move on, no one forces you to look at a repost.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Most reposters probably, but it can have an impact on the margin. Though it seems you're just obsessed with supporting reposting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Most complaints about reposts are for things I haven't myself seen. If you have, just STFU and move on. You're not helping anybody.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because there's nothing wrong with reposting, but you guys seem to have an irrational hated of seeing the same image multiple times.

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