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I’ve been working with my client close to 2 months helping him sell his property. I personally collected keys & took them to get copies,helped him give our receipts for rent, gathered signed estoppels, and did everything in my power to help him sell his property. We were supposed to close on the property this Friday for him to start his new life. They suspect he was murdered. RIP Lee.
UPDATE:
He lived in one of the 11 units at the property. I had made copies of tenants keys since several of them were either disabled or had no car. Paid for them out of pocket & was constantly a pillar of support to the tenants & seller. They said he had been dead for 3 days. I stayed there the entire time with his family until they took his body. His next of kin is his son who is in hospice & the daughter-in-law has power of attorney. Not sure what’s going to happen with his properties, but advised said DIL to speak with a title company & real estate attorney. Spoke with detectives & gave them all the info I had on all the tenants.
LSDWARFACE
As a Lee who recently bought a property.. I’m super paranoid now.
Painguin
We were negotiating a loan mod for a client when the husband committed suicide. It was approved that day. :<
TheyCallMeJimmyButMyNameIsJames
Kiss that commission goodbye
mimiziadeh
That’s horrible. My condolences.
kaeldra
Whoa that sucks. Sorry to hear, RIP and i hope they find his murderer.
Dehungerize
Believe it or not
nopeanut
Dang. I'm sorry to loss client.
NickRivieraMD
Family member.
izme1000
Just look at it this way. You got him ready to move on, just not in the way you expected.
EroticZombiePants
The woman that bought my condo killed herself shortly after and left the condo to some random dude.
GoodGameYoungLad
Everything seemed normal until "random dude"
WhaleMilker420
Your client....last name Epstein?
FACEKILLER
Poor fella..
MasterPrime
F
luciferousthefallen0
I just closed on a house. If someone had murdered me after all that work, I would haunt the fuck out of them.
GoodGameYoungLad
But only when they are trying to buy or sell a home
luciferousthefallen0
Oh no. Full time. Full time ghosting. Like Casper, or that ghost, from the movie ghost.
forte10
Or have a conversation with anyone, or have sex, or.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRmacA4_5vg
DropBearAttack
AmotsEinhorc
Must've been one hell of a deal you got him.
AmotsEinhorc
But seriously my Condolences. You his family and you.
tomcruisesucks
You spelled ‘killer deal’ wrong
ISmellsLikeFreshBakedCookies
^this is why I imgur
LetMeSeeMyKids
Very interesting that his will left the ownership of the property solely to you, huh?
GlazedHamRiot
A deal to die for
hisdudenesselduderino
Probably not going to get paid now are you?
LovelyLadyLumps
Probably not. I spent countless hours speaking to over 20 different tenants. Shit happens.
badintensions42
It was the Realtor, in the dining room, with the revolver.
pauliexclusions
Where the hell was this?
reverendleonard
As a Lee, this is slightly concerning
qweesdy
Client was found murdered in their own (locked) house, and OP admitted to creating copies of keys? Smells like OP wants 100% commission!
LovelyLadyLumps
I never said it was locked...bc it wasn’t. The keys I copied were of the other 10 units at the property. I helped disabled tenants get keys
Muneyshot
Was he single? Might have been searching for solace. Not your responsibility, not your problem. Do not dwell on it, not your doing.
VastSpartan
Suspected of murder. Solace doesn't come to mind
LovelyLadyLumps
He was a 75 year old veteran. He had invited his daughter for dinner to celebrate the sale that Friday.
DeanOMiite
Im also a realtor. We frequently get close on a personal level with our clients during this process. My condolences.
paragraph
I mean, you'd have to, especially if you were also a serial killer like OP.
DeanOMiite
Yes. If. ...if.
chrishallett83
Yeah, I've seen those videos on Pornhub.
SolicitedDickPics
Man, as a guy who's never needed a real estate agent I never understand those. Just an odd thing to get you going "Oh, a REAL ESTATE AGENT!"
DeanOMiite
I can attest that I've never had this effect on any of my clients
Conjo88
you mean you never had the desire for someone to go to your ear and lovingly whisper "It's free real estate"?
SolicitedDickPics
You had me at "free" love! #?
Conjo88
https://imgur.com/jcokBpd
justbelowme
I dont trust realtors closing abilities since they get paid a percentage of the homes sale price. Theyre literally worse than csr salesmen
DeanOMiite
We get paid to do a job, and only paid when we close a deal. No closing, no check. You don't have to like us but your argument is weak.
justbelowme
You have no initiative to negotiate a lower price for the buyer.
DeanOMiite
A great example of "technically true" that absolutely does not play out in reality, so let me educate you. We make money through /
DeanOMiite
2 referrals. If you aren't happy or think I haven't negotiated you the best price, you don't hire me again nor do you refer your friends /
LovelyLadyLumps
I just saved my friend over 20k on her home & she has over 15k in equity plus a new flundation w/ a lifetime warranty. If a house is 1/2
LovelyLadyLumps
Doesn’t appraise for the value then most loans won’t fund. You have no clue what ur talking about. Most negotiations r usually about repairs
justbelowme
So you helped out a friend. Should i be surprised?
SureYouCanDG
holy fuck, take this post down, it may make you a suspect in the crime..
LovelyLadyLumps
They believe it was a home invasion or retaliation for evicting an old tenant. He lived in a 11 unit complex I was helping him sell.
GoodGameYoungLad
There's no motive she would be sabotaging herself if she did it
SureYouCanDG
if the person died, they think its a murder and this person publicized it before the police made it public themselves, thats a paddlin.
Raithryn
Must've been a killer deal.
sifinia
Take your upvote and fuck off
uhohi812
bladderinfection
Had about 4 hours of work to do over the last 3 weeks. Still have to finish that last hour before Friday. Peter in bed is my spirit animal.
StankyPankySammich
Lol this is me. Just don't care if I get fired or not because next spring I start what I actually want. So I do my work, but on average++
StankyPankySammich
++I'm in the office maybe 3-4 hours a day. Sad I can get all my stuff done in that time. Just hate doing it everyday. Can't wait till spring
offpistewilly
Hope you got a witness or an alibi
JesusofMethlehem
never mind that... I hope you get away with it.
Frankasti
What do you think this post is?
Imalwaysready
It couldn't have been me, officer. I only had 3 sets of keys to his house!
LovelyLadyLumps
I didn’t have any keys to his unit. I was selling his 11 unit property. I made copies of some disabled tenants keys since they couldn’t
jebowlin
There is no Motive here so ...
FuzzyX
There is always motive if you want one like her neighbour or family member did not want her to move away.
BQZip
Putting a note on his door and losing a sale isn’t exactly the act of a guilty person
LovelyLadyLumps
I had left a note on his door & had a bad feeling. Was going to call for a wellness checkup that afternoon since I assumed he was sleeping
ArtOzz
Sure. Sure. Say...how'd ya kill em?
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
With kindness
packetdog
With a cleaning lady..
justanotherdoug
The worst way to go.
bluemagister
So you were the last person on the scene before the body was found, you say?
assmaster4000
LovelyLadyLumps
It’s a 11 unit property.I met with the tenant in the unit next door. Knocked on his door & there was no reply. Left a note on his car & apt
LovelyLadyLumps
His cleaning lady found him
MixMasterMike83
Was going to call for a wellness check... whatever. You are cold blooded OP. I hope you at least have a code like Dexter.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
So the maid did it.
shullshocked
In the library?
LargeVarge
Jack be nimble jack be quick jack didn't dodge the candle stick
OneTacoPlease
Next to the old dusty Chesterfield
AdmiralRedBeard
vezlys
Very convenient OP.
mnmmr3000
I mean OP doesn’t have any motive... that we know of anyways.
jex0
Op actually has a deterrent since this will probably mean they don't get payed for their work.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Rumor is the old man recently updated his will to leave possession of the property solely to OP...?
mnmmr3000
Plot twist: OP is serial killer who pretends to be a real estate agent to hunt for potential victims.
HungLikeHorseFly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqLijhBRddo