Accidentally locked my cat out, or how I ended up a little dead

Dec 21, 2016 8:16 AM

clew3

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My sweet and cool cat.

Hand over your coin or I'll gut you like a fish!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Damn it Jerry, stop taking pictures and open the fucking door! jerry!" - Cat, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 1

And then accidentally took photos?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think you need a book to tell you that your cat is plotting to kill you...if you're still alive to read this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your cat is legit fucking PISSED. Better give that kee some catnip or you may not live to see the next sunrise lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP OP

9 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

Ripped OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. They dead now.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That last image... It will be the last thing you see.

9 years ago | Likes 352 Dislikes 0

"Your fate is sealed. The only thing you can do now is delay the inevitable."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The cat posted this.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

"It twas I who set the house ablaze!" - very picture

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. Who? It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You done fucked up now - cat

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

How did you get your basil to grow that well O.o??!?!!?

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions here.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

High nitrogen fertiliser, lots and lots of sunlight, modest water (damp soil not wet), try increase humidity around the plant.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basil is pretty easy. Usually I cant keep up with using enough of mine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Accidentally"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That second picture: "Master!! Why have you forsaken me?"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Servant

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That last pic: "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!" - cat, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

this guy always makes me think of mad-eye moody.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That cat is very similar.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey.. Heyyyy.. HeyyyYyYYYyY..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

do you have a cat or a Khajiit? Best make it up to him with some skooma

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Khajiit pissed...going to treat you like the Draugr you are...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww it just wants love!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He scream

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is your cat Gmork? http://imgur.com/uJQBvtQ

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ifyoudontopenthedoorrightnowimgonnakillyouinyoursleep -Cat, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once I went to work forgetting to feed GeeBee my half feral Russian Blue, came home for lunch and was greeted by a monster with 720 claws!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She hasn't one meal in the 5 years since.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i like the last picture

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Khajit wishes you pain and misfortune on your road to hell

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is gold...a lot of cat dumps are so-so but, this one is gold.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

open the fucking door arnold.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Are you taking PHOTOS, Arnold? Do you have a fucking death wish, human?!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That last picture actually, legitimately startled me.

9 years ago | Likes 1834 Dislikes 1

Real life bowser right there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/animalssmiling albeit very creepily

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

click it for zoom... trust me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

inspiration for the Cheshire Cat

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The cat is like "I know the Cheshire cat, punk! You're gonna die!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it looks like the cockroach alien from men in black

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(not my photo, though)

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yeah its alittle demonic looking

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

smile cat.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I scrolled up for a second and got startled again, matter of fact. That is spooktacular.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Khajiit has wares if you have coin..."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Let me in,i'll forgive you"kinda face....RIP @OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Khajiit knows where you are keeping the sweet, sweet moon sugar, hairless one.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

khajiit smiles for you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Let me in #2 Let me in #3 How Dare you #4 Tonight you are going to be part of a *social experiment*.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yass I was looking for it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

This is my own kitty

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I bet your kitty is very pretty when it isn't so angry.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#4 "Oh you wanna see some National Geographic shit, photoman?"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah...bad kitty!!! BAD GROWLING GNARLY SCARY KITTY!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your cat reminds me of Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ad placement was perfect

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ahaha! Holy crap that picture

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat snek

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one is the one I had to save

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OMG! :DDDDDD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"HELLO! YOU WILL DIE NOW"

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

I read this as though an angry German was yelling it.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe take a break from Volter Manor.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HALLO! Du wirst jetzt sterben

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! That bastard. :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0