Keanu, the real MVP

Jan 20, 2018 3:43 AM

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Carrie Fisher probably called him "doddy" I'm sorry this is worse than terrible.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Expected more Keanu than provided. Moderately disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like he needed a seat somewhere else.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought all these were going to be about Keanu. So on #2 I thought Keanu was going to somehow be involved in Korean television... lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

holy shit is this crazy or what?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3? Who cares? She was way an adult, almost double.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go Bobbie!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear Brad Pitt: read your contract first.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Korea is the real MVP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Logan Bar recipe - was it used for Hershey Chocolate later?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

No. Logan bars were mostly Oat flour with a little chocolate for binder. Hersheys uses soured milk in its recipe. Very different.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 They JUST pass the General Rule of Creepiness.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn. I was hoping for a Keanu fact dump.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you just take all of the top posts of the last few days from Reddit?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Yea, lately I noticed I've already heard all of these reecently, and they're from reddit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Different beers taste like different things though...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

All tastes like urine to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't Kirsten Dunst's career launched in "Jumanji"?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watching Dr. Phil without commercial breaks is a fucking nightmare. 1/2 of the show is "when we come back..." and "before the break..."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 is ridiculous. Sure, MAYBE he hypnotized her for a night of passion, but everyone KNOWS vampires can't conceive children.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Um... Twilight. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The super taster one isn’t a blanket statement, you can be a super taster of one food and not another. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Perfect example is coriander (cilantro for our imperialist cousins) if you can’t stand it, it’s because you’re a super taster of it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Completely and laughably wrong. Some of us have the gene that makes it literally taste like hand soap. That's not an intensity at all.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well I heard a scientist make the statement and the wiki page agrees with me, so I don’t think laughably was a good choice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As someone who reddits as well as browses imgur, these posts drive me crazy. It's just a rehash of /r/TodayILearned.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There is a easy hack that makes it so you dont have to see it. Press - and then the arrow to the right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. But, these used to not come from Reddit.. I am waiting to see some that still don't. The chocolate one I hadn't seen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/r/YesterdayILearned

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate beer... I'm a supertaster...! Okay, no, probably not, but it would explain why I despise beer.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Holy shit... I might be a super taster because I think anything with alcohol in it is rancid and disgusting.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Some researchers have developed questionnaires for just this. Type supertaster questionnaire.edu into Google

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't mention alcohol in general, just beer specifically.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hm. Maybe I'm not then. But then I wonder why the taste of alcohol is so foul to me?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw that supertaster fact awhile back and got one of those test strips that only taste bad to supertasters. Turns out I am one. TIL.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's wrong. Detecting certain tastes is genetic not what they mean by super taster.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What are they called? Where do youg et them?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Look for a website called Supertaster Lab. They sell the strips for like $4-5 bucks. That’s where I got mine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dotting for later!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

British programmes on BBC (paid by tv licence fee) have few ads vs those who are ad rev driven lile Channel 4 etc. American ads suck balls

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then there are the ads provided by the local cable provider that pre-empt the network ads. One time they just kept playing >

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> right on through the show. Pissed me off but good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For insanely annoying frequency (always disrupts show flow then has irritating recap after), quality (dire) and especially those ones with

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The show characters in them. Super tacky and dire. Really bring down my investment in a show after that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*use of dire twice; taken out behind the chemical shed and shot

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've always found the tv licence set up you Brits have really interesting. Seems like a good way to keep the quality of entertainment high.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in Korea and am watching TV now. The commercials are on mid show.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

But maybe you live in the wrong Korea

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was going to ask how the hell they expect anybody to sit through a Lord of the Rings marathon without breaks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That seemed fishy right from the get-go.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be only on the public national channels with government sponsoring (not bribing money).

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can NOT stand they taste of beer. Freaking wheat water.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

beer, lager and soda water are vile but everyone drinks it ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barley any brands use wheat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Super taster here. It's really IPAs that are the culprit. I have found sour beers to be much tastier

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, all my mates think I'm weird for not liking it.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Same. And I can smell when things are done. I never have to time the oven. My husband makes fun of me for it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, supes. You've made your point ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don’t even like the smell of beer. My parents use my nose to find what went bad in the house and my taste to help season soups.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Me, neither. Nasty fluid!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Rotten grass juice.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can't stand beer, or basically any other alcohol I've ever encountered either.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seconded. Alcohol makes me feel like shit and it tastes like shit too, so no reason to ever drink the stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be like that. Then I discovered beer is like cheese. Sooooooo many flavors!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yup. Turns out I was just drinking the beers I didn't like. The more I tried, the better they got. Boyfriend drinks IPAs, and I like those.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beer is awful, but it doesn't matter. You don't drink alcohol for the taste, you drink it to get drunk. Cheaper options exist for tastiness.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 9

It's not the alcohol that tastes awful: it's the hops.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

All alcohol tastes awful to me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course it does. It's poison. But what they're referring to here is specifically beer and the taste of hops.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bottle of Captain Morgan is around the same price as a large case of beer. Mix it with some Coke and you're good to go.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is 100% what I'm having tonight. Mostly gets the job done. Still tastes like drinking hand sanitizer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you’re a 16 year old, sure.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I'm thirty and still can't stand the taste of any alcohol, even after a lot of practice.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have you tried cocktails?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've tried a great many mixed drinks. They all taste like hand sanitizer to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ey. I drink it for taste. Which is why I can't touch the hard stuff. Just tastes like disinfectant to me. Beer and ciders are alrite.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I drink it for the taste. I also onlz drink hard stuff. Hate beer and wine.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try a long Island Iced Tea. Most of time you can't taste the alcohol even though it generally has more alcohol than other drinks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have, I don't like being super drunk, though. Which is why I prefer beer or cider.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there any non-alcoholic drink you like the taste of? I bet it's cheaper.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like water? :P I just drink with friends. They tend to get shitfaced where I just have some beers for company.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Columbine one is spooky. They also had bombs in the parking lot to try to kill emergency responders. Luckily none of them went off

8 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 0

Thinking about how they thought of this gives me chills

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eric was disturbed and wanted to hurt people. Dylan was to a degree but had a job and a girlfriend. He was just easily manipulated

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As I remember from research (Bowling for Columbine and other stuff), the lunchroom bombs were intended to collapse the library above onto /1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the lunchroom, killing dozens if not hundreds of students during the lunch hour. /2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct. They planned to sit in their car and then shoot kids as they evacuated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also planted one in a park on the other side of town to blow first so the first responders would be busy and they’d have more time.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

You see, if the diversion bombs (cause why just 1?) didn't go off, I'd make anonymous tipoffs to their locations so cops went there anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jesus

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Wow, thats what the terrorist in Oslo did. Blew up a gov building then went to utøya and massacred the teen politician's while cops was gon

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yeah and now he sues the state, because he only has a PlayStation 2 and not a newer Model or something. Disgusting piece of human garbage.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stupid question maybe, but how did so many bombs fail? What are the odds of that? You'd think at least one would have worked.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Jan 20, 2018 8:45 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Sounds like something I would do

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well not the bomb part

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I swear I'm innocent Mr. NSA man

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably looked up disinformation on bomb building and didn't realize it. There were a lot of fake Anarchist Cookbooks out there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the bombs actually did go off much later. It sounded like they didn't build the detonators correctly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The clocks they used had a plastic second hand. So the electrical connection wasn’t completed to set the bombs off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still can’t fathom how kids could become so evil

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Erik was analyzed to be a psychopath. According to their journals he’d been planning for over a year. Dylan was more of depression/sheep

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fault in the design, not execution. That's my guess at least.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

They probably messed up the design, such as didnt compress the hydrogen enough.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not a stupid question. But my answer because idk know the real answer is they didn’t know how to make them correctly

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I’m guessing they were not very good at making bombs

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

You may be right

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

...which is a good thing

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

oh YES definitely!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are they gonna do, look up how to make bombs

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Anarchist cook book .pdf no spaces go google

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At that point the WWW was not really monitored, & it was easy to do just that. Heck some public libraries supposedly had copies of the ACB.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Umm, that's exactly what they did dummy. You still can.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 first of all how dare she

8 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 3

Who the fuck she? trying to soil the name of that great man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You took the words right out of my mouth. Was coming here to say 'How dare you madam!!!!'

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd like to imagine the DNA test was just to reallyhit home that this was bullshit, and not that it could have gine either way.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How the hell did it get to a judge to throw out?

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

thye had to wait for the DNA test

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was a civil suit. That's how the system works. A clerk can't just decide to throw cases out.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

since when does it take $150k a month to take care of a child.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

the monthly rate is a % of annual income. it's like taxes. the more they make, the more is given in child support. American law is f*cked.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I actually like that concept.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

It's done here in Australia as well, it can really hurt the spouse providing the support when they're being responsible & honest sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my opinion might be skewed. my father and i were almost homeless after he lost his job from support payments when she cheated and divorced.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

it was taking too long to get his rate adjusted after being jobless we almost got kicked out from falling behind. it's not great by far.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You were living with dad but he was paying? What?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am perplexed that she was not fined or jailed. If you can create lawsuits out of thin air and accuse people without evidence, it's just a

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

He probably didn't press charges, even though he could.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't suing people expensive in murica? Pretty sure she got none of her legal fees back. Might have had to pay keanu's too.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

matter of time until you get lucky and some accusations stick because that someone doesn't have a good alibi.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

it happens tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also isn't she the one who have to prove that the father is Keanu, or does he have to do DNA test every time some crazy bitch sued him?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Civil case, he has to disprove the allegation. Criminal the burden of evidence is on the plaintiff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's fucked up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, a 35 year old isn't allowed to date a 55 year old now?

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And I'm 30 thinking twice if I should a 18

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Why are the ages mentioned at all if they are totally irrelevant to the story?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Misleading. Age is irrelevant. It's that she was a co-worker.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May have been in the office?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of cameras were set up I am assumed the actual sex was happening at work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a hypocritical asshole, but sadly, cheating is upsettingly common.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That is not a big deal, but getting caught by a camera suggests it was at work?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even though the issue was different, he still "got in trouble for getting caught on camera with a way younger girl" so it's still funny.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

55/2=27.5+5=32.5<35.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

half + 7 is a more universally workable number.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should I have a seat?

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Over there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

idk why they stated the ages, it's more about having an affair (aka married + that?) with a co-worker, which is guaranteed to cause trouble

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was in violation of the morality clause of his contract. His personal conduct affects the brand perception of his employer to customers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fair enough. So it was caused by the affair, as I thought, but not for the reason I thought.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When a primary element of your show focuses on age differences, people will draw uncomfortable parallels. It's enough to tank the show.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They're allowed to have hidden cameras?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

In a work space? They probably are.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get why people are weirded out by it but as long as neither of them were married/in a relationship who gives a shit.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

And not minors.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Why the bias against the coal diggers?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Because they don't want nothing to do with financially insolvent African Americans.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It said he was having an affair

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He was married

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Well shit. Fuck him then he earned it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was married. Moral clause in contract.

8 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 1

Source?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hansen just look at his termination.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

almost all members of SAG/Aftra have a morals clause. termination immediate, no hearing, & although it can be challenged, careers die fast.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A 20yr age difference sounds bad but when they are 55 & 35 they are adults and can make their own decisions.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7

In some countries 13 is an adult.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My husband is 11years older than me, it doesn’t seem strange at all at this age but thinking about an 18yo and a 7yo...Das fucked up.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My parents are 9 years apart, just saying.Your right though, it's like Chris was 35 when she was 15...Das fucked up.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was married though, the clause that news anchors sign have to be abided by.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What's this clause

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moral clause!! Aka don’t be a cunt and tarnish your rep/cheat on yo wife

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he was doing a show about catching people in their 30s sleeping with 15 year olds and the Irony was just too much

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 27

15 is a minor. 35 is a middle aged consenting adult

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The situations are nothing alike, and not even close to irony. He cheated and slept with a co-worker. Ages are irrelevant.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Correct, they are not the same but if you're unable to see the bad optics of a host of such a show cheating then we cant help you.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

If you lump marital affairs and child predators in the same category of 'relationships', then I hope you seek help.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing you're the type that reminds people the correct term is "copy" not "Xerox" when they're about to make copies on a Ricoh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There's a bit of a difference between 15 and 35.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

yeah 20 years, which also the difference between 35 and 55

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 23

I got you, man, I was about to make the same joke

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The point is, 35 is well above the legal age of consent and is no longer a minor. They're 2 consenting adults, nothing wrong there

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

nearly every atrocity ever committed was LEGAL, legality is not a useful tool for measuring what is morally acceptable

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think they are talking about sexual maturity. A 35 yo woman is not the same as a 15 yo girl.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

obviously not, but as far as the mental capacity to give meaningful consent that seems to be lacking in both cases

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5