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Jan 24, 2022 3:10 AM
mfrybeasley
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lindydanny
Good luck finding a regular cemetery that will allow you to be buried in it without a sarcophagus.
TargetedAdBot
All the urns in here must be biodegradable. I suppose same for caskets, when buried in them. Most are cremated.
UnlikelyFinn
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genepoolboy
My body is probably so full of microplastics and environmental poisons, that the right way would be to send it to a toxic waste plant.
MarkoffChaney
Future archeologists will be so dissapointed.
PepperoniAndFingernailPizza
Is that styrofoam?
Imalwaysready
If they are not calling it mycofoam, they're missing an opportunity!
CouldYouPleaseRatherNot
Dead is dead. After I'm gone, feel free to use my corpse as a piñata, I won't care any more.
Arcian
This is neat but I prefer the one where you're buried with a tree so it can use your body to grow.
Preincarnated
Do you want treants? Because that's how you get treants!
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
JohnBigboote74
Kehy
I would like to be composted after death (legal in this state). I would also like to have poisonous plants grown with me. Including potatoes
JohnBigboote74
I saw a tweet/meme/post that mentioned having catnip planted on your grave so people would think you were revered by cats. I like this idea.
LengSpider
So what you're saying is that I don't need to keep bodies in a freezer indefinitely anymore?
orangefactorfive
Well, OK...but make sure I get sauteed with a nice wine. Not that cheap Trader Joe's stuff.
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
Two buck chuck is the best!!
Tyneedic
Yea yea and we'll serve you with fava beans. You think this is our first rodeo?
SpitMatt
And a nice chianti to go with it
palladian
I won't have you disparaging my good old two buck Chuck
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
I want to get in it now
ErniesWidow
I'm going to be a reef ball and help rebuild the coral reefs. https://www.eternalreefs.com/
Imalwaysready
I saw those in the HBO documentary Alternate Endings: Six New Ways to Die in America. Pretty cool idea. Hope they work.
ErniesWidow
They do! I just saw the reef off of Sarasota, and it's coming back all the boating accidents that collapsed it.
MrTruTru
Nah fuck that, send my arse into the sun when im dead k thanks
NonFungibleUsername
It’s actually much more efficient to just yeet your corpse out of the solar system than to fire it into the sun.
billiebitkiller
Dude just donate your body ffs
Preincarnated
First, you have to be in a donatable condition. Then, for most programs, they cremate the body when they are done with it and return the_
Preincarnated
ashes to the family. So if you're doing that to avoid the whole burial/cremation/pollution thing, it might not be the out you think it is.
Imalwaysready
Are Millennials killing the future of archeology?
varonicaED
We are all nature, in ideal conditions a natural burial will also decompose you in 3 years.
Dolenmorgul
You know what would work also, a hole, a body, yeet, cover up, done.
sirava
When I die I want my remains to be scattered at my favorite city park. Note I did not say ashes.
hairylifetimes
Wood chipper would work well
CheekyCassette
*seasoned
leifanator
Graveyard businesses: Now we just need decomposing head stones.
Preincarnated
Good way for them to resell plots over and over. It all decomposes and they're like "this one's empty."
BatLadyRielle
I want to be composted and used to restore land that was ravaged by logging. I'll be grass and bushes and little things to rebuild
fivefootone
I want to be a strawberry patch so people make jam out of me and put me on toast and make pies out of me but I guess yours is cool too
FeralBurnett
Recompose.life
micicle
Just wrap me in a thin burial shroud and toss me in a shallow hole. Transplant a california red wood seedling over my body. Return me to 1/2
cardinal29
https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/03/world/eco-solutions-capsula-mundi/index.html
micicle
The earth so I can become one with nature and put some beauty back into life after my death. 2/2
PhloydPhan
rainbowsigns
THIS
FoodForFlies
What's the difference with a normal burial if all the bones still remain?
TheWarHymn
Time. We actually got a lot of wild mushrooms growing on the plots at the cemetery I work at.
FoodForFlies
Don't mean to be rude but dead people have all the time in the world. Maybe I'm missing smt here?
TheWarHymn
It's a green marketing strategy, don't look too much into it.
Crunkmaster5000XXXL
I want my ashes mixed with a polymer and moulded into an action figure.
drbloodbathmc
Similar, I want my ashes mixed with iron and forged into a sword.
JOKERZwild86
Imagine dying and have a flower grow out of your ass
Preincarnated
I don't have a very good imagination. What king of flower are we talking about here?
JOKERZwild86
Tulips or daisies maybe
Preincarnated
Awww, that's nice. Stick those bulbs up there when I die, i say
positiveexposure
If ya put the body straight into a wood chipper then spray it round that's way quicker. Takes about 30 mins all up..
Smayds
I'd like to know your technique, or perhaps brand of wood chipper, because I find it takes at least a full hour.
putcleverusernamehere
He's available for consultation: https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/richard-crafts-who-fed-helle-crafts-into-wood-chipper-freed
CreativeMapleCookie
Remove the bones and donate them to a dog shelter. Saves times and gets to see happy puppies chewing on grandma ribs.
Imalwaysready
Just do it in a dog park at night, that way they'll find the bone treats the next day anyway, saving you a step.
DeakVanNyke
make it easily obtainable and cheaper that the common ones and I'm in (figuratively speaking)
eggmuffin
If by "common", you mean the American kind, the ones that are made to fleece as much money from the bereaved as possible, it's easy.
InDogsWeThrust
Could stick you in a burlap sack filled with compost…
DeakVanNyke
eh, if it was up to me and I knew it's my time, I would dig a hole an lie in it however funerals are not for the deceased but for the living
eggmuffin
Nothing stops them from having a funeral sans casket.
DeakVanNyke
this one looks like a pharaoh' sarcophagus
DeakVanNyke
I mean, I dont mind being recycled into a peach/pear tree or w/o but for the livings' sake, I'd like to be put in some kind of box
DeakVanNyke
if the fungus cask is painted with green (from any greens, idk) and yellow (from onion peels) would be a neato bump
InDogsWeThrust
Swallow some watermelon seeds
Crimx42
I buried my brother in a biodegradable urn that had plant seeds in the urn walls
davidseavey726
Sorry to hear about your loss but brilliant job!!
Kybarry
Sorry for your loss.
BandannaNinja
Buried my brother's ashes with a tree. It's what he wanted.
ProudAussie
Hopefully he's grown taller than he was before
sticktime
This is the kind of depraved humor I come here for.
ProudAussie
Thanks.
Vulkankaninchen
Are they available with magic mushrooms?
DreadPierateRoberts
You can invent it
Thesdalos
Plot twist, he died shortly after
IzzetAltinmese
Did it work?
koitk
RollForWhimsy
Dat ash
YourMomWasHere
I wood.
incorrecthorsestapler
cardinal29
Took me a minute
BirbsAreImportant
Cremation is worse for the environment than fancy coffins.
Truntelunte
I would like some sauce to go with that statement, please!
ctotheg2
I’m sorry to hear that your brother passed.
HerrHat
Well, atleast he's dead now.
RoutemasterFlash
Well that's an assumption.
NationalGeographical
I'm sorry to hear that your brother failed.
DemonFluffer1000
Could be a leshy
Rulesy
apollo1983
HandoB4Javert
Amontillado, anyone?
RoutemasterFlash
Mmm, a whole cask, please!