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Apr 16, 2018 4:21 PM
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ImmaStealYoReactionPics
That episode of Atlanta was pretty trippy.
ceramicpear
Is he a Jehovah’s Witness or something?
bru85
I wanna see Dave Chapelle do a skit on this guy!!!
eddiepoe
He's just trying to live the American dream: to go from being a poor black child, to a rich white woman.
InnerUniverse
Wow, the most extreme case of skin bleaching I've ever seen.
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
Nuhlinga
He paid for this. He hated his black skin and did chemical treatments
xXvPORKvXx
http://www.newsweek.com/sammy-sosa-skin-bleaching-lightening-636516
itsmellslikefish
https://imgur.com/vf6OPGa
doodoobailey
greg20151975
Hey it’s Sammy hi ya doin - bada bing !! Foget bout it
SilverTimeMaker
I'm walking here!
IllusiveSaint
Oh fuck not Sammy not you too man. He's been using that cake soap bullshit which is a skin bleaching treatment. Damn.
GuntherVonAunus
"Google: Sammy Sosa pink hat."
kinavalon
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
It's a soft boiled ostrich egg. It's called an owl's casket.
sweatybootysweat
he says he uses bleaching cream on his hands
BigOzzy75
He's paler than Mark McGuire. And he's a ginger.
AnOldJudge
Drugs are a powerful drug.
DogFoodTime
Such a brave transition. "Call me Curt."
speershawks
So if you use corked bats, you turn white?
jimothywilson
It is the reverse of what Uncle Ruckus has.
everypostepic
Michael Jackson did it first, and in reverse.
spacestationnumberfive
We had a Puerto Rican nun at our Catholic school. Never seen such an angry, mean woman before or since.
xantous4201
Who knew Steroids turned you into a Chameleon
AtsaMattaForYou
Jumel
What is happening?
SlickerThanNick
he's using skin bleaching cream to lighten the color of his skin
TheBadDad
Ball players live in the sun almost the entire year. He’s retired. He doesn’t have to be in the sun like that.
Abrausedteleprot
if only they could wear somesort of hat to shield their heads from the sun
thedudeman519
Dude looks like Frankenberry
InnerUniverse
Nice.
Vermifuge
mikeatc
Count Chocula at the other end
beer200000
Not mine but I thought this one was good
PeriodQueen
Did his eyes change color? What the fuck!
Toqom
Contacts or surgery. Under the top layer we all have blue eyes. http://iflscience.com/technology/lasers-can-turn-your-eyes-blue-brown-5000/
KingMercenary
So.. Was he a pale black man that got re-black, or a white man who became black.
SuchaPunchableFace
Neither I believe. South or central American I would guess. What am I saying, I have no idea.
ButtsMcGee86
Yes
Thalarctos
No: Yes?
apbadogsZ
Does he have that disease that makes his skin lighter or is he just crazy?
AllanMariscal
Pretty sure he bleached his body years back
MEL357
If he was poor, we’d call him Crazy, since he’s rich, we call him Sir.
findyourway14
Just crazy
dan144
"Crazy" I guess. It's really sad. http://www.newsweek.com/sammy-sosa-skin-bleaching-lightening-636516
MrParticleboard
Uncle ruckus (no relation) would approve
PeteButtigieg
Self-hate...if that’s a disease.
Granac
Kinda... could be linked with depression so yeah I’d consider that a mental disease/disorder
Tarzelo
Pretty sure that disease doesn't make your eyes turn blue.
apbadogsZ
Contacts
Tarzelo
Yeah, I know. What I'm saying is that he's doing it on purpose. As in he's just crazy.
Greyeyes1973
My ex wife is Puerto Rican and normally had lighter olive skin. In the summer of she got a lot of sun she'd get a whole race darker
LooseyGooseyBrett
I go from German to Hispanic in the summer
LeelooDallasSupremeBeing
That’s me... winter I’m white... summer I’m Native American. I’m Hispanic, both my parents are form Mexico.
Tarzelo
Does her eyes turn blue when she becomes lighter again, like Sosa's??
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Same here it's a joke in my family you can always tell when summer is around the corner.
sanman513
Puerto Rican here! Im the same way but Sammy is doing out of the ordinary for sure! This guy went from black to pink!
Megvilla
Boricua puñeeeetaaa
poorwhitetrash
Did she have a Vanilla or Chocolate credit score?
TheS4ndm4n
Apply for a loan in winter.
Nipplebuttsalad
+1
MarkOfTheCovenant
Yeah but she isn't actively taking chemical treatment to bleach her skin like Sosa
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
but why
KillingTlme
So he can get a job at Starbucks
possumattack