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Aug 30, 2016 5:28 PM
BeardedWonder82
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imagurian
I'm actually taking a poo in a public restroom right now. Nothing interesting on the walls so this came in handy +1 :)
Uhhjustaskingforafriend
The 1st one's from Squidbillies.
NoxiousCaliber
Legit have seen that exact limbo door before, it's from Florida ????
t1mew4sted
Those who write on shit house walls, roll their shit into tiny balls, and those who read these tales of wit, eat the tiny balls of shit.
kaneep
Here I sit broken hearted/ Went to shit but only farted/ Then one day I took a chance/ Tried to fart and shit my pants.
ThatAnnoyingGuy
poets who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit in little balls. People who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
My highschool: Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these words of wit, eat those little
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
balls of shit.
Chimaira
www.picturesofwall.com it's a site filled the things like the above.
longtimelurkeroooo
I think the 9th pic down is from U of Wisconsin-Madison 2nd fl men's bathroom in College Library
MacRockatansky
I found this in a bathroom stall in Iraq:
UnivocalGome
My fav: Some come here so sit and stink, Some come here to sit and think, I come here to scratch my balls, And read the writing on the walls
devastatinglydank
Saw "insert baby for refund" on a condom machine once.
PoopShipDestroyer55
Left off my favorite:
NoTroublesBubbles
Username checks out.
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
I saw a "baby changing station" where someone wrote "Doesn't work. Same baby."
ZippytheMuppetKiller
Ah yes, the ole baby (c)hanging station
TedTheMan
Parenting done wrong.
TrustMeImABassist
As an ancient god, I disagree
somepeoplecallmeyou
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
If it was named Koala Kid Kare it would be perfect
imrizzy
these were all fantastic thank you @op.
atesomebadfugu
"I'll be right back. - Godot."
pistacher
"We'll be here, -Didi and Gogo"
somepeoplecallmeyou
you left that one where there is a hand-drawn line and under that it says "I had to draw the line somewhere" (I can not find the pic, help?)
NapoleonDynOmite
Step 1: go to your bathroom. Step 2: write desired graffiti. Step 3: ???. Step 4 profit.
kdr264
Haha the beam me up Scotty is in the RIT library bathroom. Good times.
Quietdeception
Some of those people would have a hell of a lot of fake internet points
Phantom101028
Their art is pure, they don't do it for points
RaggedyGirl
Well too bad for them; now OP gets all.
TedTheMan
One of us.
MVPHingleMcCringleBerry
But not you
TedTheMan
Ouch, I have a few FIP...
MacRockatansky
Found one in a porta-potty that said "<-----look left" on the door (1/4)
MacRockatansky
Left wall said " <--------look left" (2/4)
MacRockatansky
Right wall said "This has been a simulated roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, had it been real, you would be dead" (4/4)
MacRockatansky
Back wall said "<-------look left" (3/4)
PuffTart
KiloElectronVolt
Assholes...
TheRealRinkashime
Gonna use that 'ITS A CRAP'
prsmxpx
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, F haha
gindiesel
well F is the 6th letter, so still pretty consistent to me
SamArt53
My favorite bathroom graffiti was written at eye level in the grout above a urinal "Why are you looking up here, the joke is in your hands."
SamArt53
I almost peed all over myself.... What I still wonder about today is, "How in the hell did they know I'd use that urinal?"
TheBrickTamland
amylorene
Omfg
LoveBigD
He was checking his ass out way before
Zestynuggets
I was suspended from middle school for writing "why look here when the jokes in your hand" behind every urinal in sharpie
rxpx40
Probably for leaving out the apostrophe.
NotTodayNotYesterday
How did they find out it was you?
Zestynuggets
Someone else saw me and ratted me out, the school posted a small reward after the 2nd week.
Drbubbles47
Cameras
AttackOnTurtles
Isn't that illegal though? To have cameras recording middle school urinals, even when in use?
ABSunny
*wooosh*
Deftscythe
Catholic school.
Grant0
"Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria."
slzydud
At least 5 of these are from the same guy, the handwriting is the same
PopatoMc
I always want to do this but i forget the fucking marker
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
And how did OP find mostly those ones? CAUSE HE WROTE THEM! BUSTED!!
scopegoat
discuss
tiespiderman
Could be one guy is really good at writing creative bathroom stall jokes.
lnboxMeYourPUGS
Dude I'm trying to take a shit
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I wouldn't doubt it. Seeing that you posted from your phone and all.
lnboxMeYourPUGS
It's just what some people said on the bathroom stalls :)
DivorcedGuy
Not all hero's wear capes, but all hero's take shits!
SLAYEROFSQUIRRELLS
Do you ever wonder how superman shits, or the hulk for that matter.
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Well I don't know about Superman's digestive system
MadameTreeTrunks
heroes*
DivorcedGuy
I can't spell, it's why she left me
imgurscommontater
+1 for taking it like an awesome! yay grammar!
Rockinmadriot
I found this pretty interesting one in a restroom: http://imgur.com/ggvsl9T No I didn't find the car. Sadly.
TheLlamaOfGBGoogle
Assuming you're male and straight - you probably didn't want to, given you'd have found that in a male bathroom.
InboxMeGreatDanes
A free beejer is a free beejer!
MrPhuckett
An important detail is wether you are a boy or a girl.
TheSkeletonWar
Go home, Oak.
ChalupaBatmanMcArthur
That's an excellent joke on ppl because someone's going to go looking and whoever has a silver car that day is in for an awkward encounter
Rockinmadriot
The funny thing about it was I was travelling with my Nan and I got outside and realised that her car was silver. I have so many questions.
bittergiraffe
You wouldn't have qualified anyways.
PopatoMc
Savage.
BeardedWonder82
Damn you are bitter
10sky
lol