I have too many memes: Dump #17

Sep 10, 2023 2:32 AM

Sweenerd

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Hamfriend is one of my favourite Pokémon and I will fight you about it

#17 Ham Sniffer seems like the perfect insult

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#39 the correct answer is Master.

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#10 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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#18 I feel exuded! Where's the vodka?!

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#36 7-to-1: Jurassic Park (1993), Thing from Another World (1951), Woman in the Moon (1929), Day the Earth Stood Still (1951), Metropolis (1927), Contact (1997), Gattaca (1997)

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#46 I use that line when I'm looking to buy a new knife...

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Abra-KaStabra.

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#48 I mean honestly I'd be kinda offended regardless of if.i wanted to date her or not

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#1 me Bitey

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#23 Lazy and productive

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#8 just means you have to show my guys your boobs.

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#24 Well. They did well.

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#34 Hey! That’s Jet Jaguar! They’re a good robot, literally built to fight monsters! That particular version sacrificed themselves to stop an eldritch multidimensional Godzilla that was about to cause an apocalypse! They don’t hate humanity, they gave everything they had to protect us.

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I have the melody in my head. A lot.

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Bro, not only that he had a spear made of a piece of Anguiras. Singular Point did a good job showing love to some of the OG homies.

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There’s some good pellets in this dump ❤️

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#34 Jet Jaguar!!!

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so I guess I'm a lizard person..wasn't expecting that news today..

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me seeing my daughter have the exact same square head as my husband on the ultrasound scan: this is bullshit

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#5

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That's why i love the internet

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Indeed, priceless.

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#18 how DARE you assign me poutine!

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#9 36 count value pack! What am I supposed to do, put these in the will for my nephew when I die or something?!

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My girlfriend always has a new box of these every time I come over, which is weird because she doesn’t have me use one.

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There's 'oh, I'm sure I have ADHD' then there are kids that look like they have PTSD, the face of a kid who struggles constantly w/ their own brains. You can spot them in a crowd.

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The 7th most scientific accurate film? Which ones beat it?

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#33 my character is a hiveminded cluster of gnomes hidden under a cloak. It took 3 sessions for the group to finally pass a perception check and discover i wasn't an eldritch abomination

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leafhead bitey and smug snake also toothpasteduck and animeprotagonistrabbit

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#1 Listen: I fully believe your choice of starter defines you as a person, but the clearly science here is lacking if we're not taking the evos into consideration. You can't get the same read on Bulbasaur AND Venusaur. What is this, astrology?

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Also, why is Chikorita the 'sex freak'? It's Bulbasaur that uses Vine Whip. Besides, we don't kink shame here.

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Chikorita 100% learns vine whip!

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That's what I thought as well; but according to Bulbapedia, it can only get it through breeding with something that has it naturally - like a Bulbasaur.

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I am honestly just bothered that for some reason mudkip gets the correct name.

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I'm more annoyed Sniny isn't Smug Leaf

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The perk of internet fame I guess

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#17 that's nearly two hams per minute for a 7-hour shift, if he doesn't take his two 15-minutes. That's an achievable but brutal to maintain pace for any length of time

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See, my thought is that they should probably do multiple hams at once? I assume they're smelling for...ham negativity or something, I don't know. The point is that you can clear a bunch at once (though you'll have to go through the bad batches one at a time, that's what you *were* doing for all of them anyway).

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"Three hams will fill him, three hams will fill him. Why don't you feed him - three haaaams!" - Brak, the Brak Show

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Three? Do you think I’m MADE of ham?!? Jamón Iberico, almost certainly the ham they’re talking about, is SUPER expensive.

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Dang, have I been remembering it wrong? All this time I thought it was "Three hams will kill him"

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It's actually kill when Thundercleese says ot, but Brak remembers it as fill followed by thrill and I typed it too fast :(

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#1 - I don't know Pokemon, but apparently I'm a Shelley.

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tiem otget to know pokemon :D made my mum memrize the first 150 ack in the day and she still complains

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I'm not gonna. I spend my time learning geography and geopolitical stuff instead. Memorizing national capitals and rivers of the world feels to me what memorizing Pokemon names feels to you.

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ah yep got a buddyintot hat too and they feel the same way, each to their own

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Amen, brother. To each their own!

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#28 I mean to be far modern crocodilians are pretty fast on their feet when they want to be.

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yeah, giving crocodilians the legs and body structure of a chase-down predator doesn't necessarily give them the stamina to actually be any good at it, they've tried that strat multiple times, each time was after a mass extinction killed off the previous predators and left the niche open for them, and each time they were outcompeted as soon as something more suitable evolved or moved in to take its place

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I tried to look up that article, and it came back with two species, one of which they have only found skills of, the other they have only found parts of the jaw.

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Plus laying in water conserves energy and makes ambush attacks efficient. It's a win-win.

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in media, when the monster evolves it always gets faster and never rests but if you look at the most successful species, laziness is the superior evolution.

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Thats because its easy to see that faster, stronger, bigger is better, but everyone forgets energy consumption (not as scary a detail i recon), sure, a gatorcheetah would be scary, that thing would need to constantly hunt and eat, i doubt it would get as old as an actual gator, hence the gator still being around and leggiboi isnt

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