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果物の切り方
Jan 2, 2017 6:10 PM
Axeeel
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SpikedDoggos
Though he was gonna cut a callous off at first. Maybe I've watched too much Always Sunny.....
J3LLYF1SH31
The fuck is this thing? It looks delicious, why have I never seen this fruit before?
Jaboticaba
Its a pomegranate. You eat the red arils but not the white pith.
thanksguy
Def thought it was a loop when he was doing the first cut.
VonShrekenWolf
I was just about to roll my eyes and click next when he moved on to the next step of the process.
copingcabana
I'm gonna take this for pomegranate
foolhollow
That doesn't make any- Ohhhh...
OlDickTwist
*just straight tossing the peels on the ground*
WolvesofFenris
This is Witchcraft!
IregisteredandallIgotwasthisnickname
No, no. Just a problem with the lens, don't be afraid.
Iwanttofingeryou
chemist314
EnuffKatzAwlready
I learned that from an actual pom farmer in Iraq. One of the better days there.
DidgeryDoo
If they had taught this to me in high school, it would have been the most useful thing I learned in high school
ConiciusSK
Favourite and forget till the next season.
somethingsomethingsomethingsomethings
mrhobbybob
So soon in 2017 and it already peaked
maintaineyecontact
SirBrendan
What are you all excited about? I genuinely don't understand at all. He split a pomegranate, not an atom
TobySomething
The camera was tearing up with emotion.
Dinkleboop
Ugh. Tag your gore OP. I don't need to see a heart out like that.
margaretolson
PolarHailStorm
That's a pretty nice reference. 8/10
MetsysEU
5/7
lizavp
Your phone is ringing!
Blightlance
Even the camera can't believe what it's seeing.
QuackersM
LeftyShmefty
schizophrenicblacktranssexual
I'm from norway. In norwegian pommegranate translates to granateple or "granade-apple", so when he pulled the top i thought it was gon' blow
bachterman
here, too. gránátalma.
moderatbothsides
How did I not know this. Why doesn't everyone know this. I know how to cut mango, pineapple, avocado. All the tricks I thought.
lexijean
I truly thought he was going to run am onion on his foot. I was wrong on so many levels.
buttcrackula
Don't feel bad. I thought they were going to show a home remedy for calloused heels.
thejimface
Pymgurian
Username checks out
Krzyf
It is cool, but I know I am going to slice my hand doing this. Welp off to buy a pomegranate.
Articate
This isn't from an episode, is it?
thejimface
Season 8 Episode 5 I believe "Spooked" he dressed up with Kevin and Darryl as Miamis big 3
Articate
Riiight! Thanks!
Singlesignal
This is how pomegranate is peeled in most Indian homes though .
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
MAaan he got ripped for that Benghazi movie.
Chillingworth
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
TheBrofessionaI
PossiblyYourMother
Niisibi
PossiblyYourMother
amalgamreynolds
Their phone is on vibrate and they got a call.
SatoriEnlightenment
Why aren't more videos like this?
amalgamreynolds
No one gets calls these days?
SatoriEnlightenment
I guess that's what I was saying.
DeliciousMeats
Yeah, way too slow. Score outside, crack in half, whack with spoon into a bowl of cold water. Pith floats off, seeds won't be sticky.
DeathbladeEric
I didn't know that either, cheers
DeliciousMeats
I used to have to process dozens of the bastards for our pomegranate reduction. Quickest way.
sorrymybad
Got very anxious that the distortion in the vid was gonna keep me from seeing the end result
digitalnomadyeahb1tch
Pineapplebanger
I was listening to hakuna matatta trap music and it started to distort on bass drops, it confused me...
Brionyrae
I immediately expected Slenderman
geofftan
I think I'm getting more jaded... lol. I was expecting dickbutt at some point.
WhyWasentThisTakenYet
I thought I have as having a seizure for a second.
fOrceez
That's just when the magic happened
TheYoungGod
I yanked out my earbuds because I was expecting one of those 420 noscope John Cena hype reels.
Awesummzz
On a gif with no sound?
TheYoungGod
Knee jerk reaction to getting my ears blasted too many times.
freecreeperhugs
Was that his/her phone vibrating? I think that was his/her phone vibrating.
Awesummzz
Could've been malfunctioning camera stabilization but more likely the phone vibrated
WaxyNips
Probably an incoming call. It's screwed up many a snapchat vid
phill82245
I watched the video and yes their phone was ringing.
Pyrowolf1
I got very anxious for a brief moment that it was my eyes distorting, not the video O.o
Awesummzz
I can make my eyes do that, it's a genetic thing like being able to curl your tongue
Victoron
You mean like moving one eye and not the other for distortion?
Awesummzz
No, I can essentially "vibrate" my eyes back and forth horizontally
Victoron
Oh. That effect can also be achieved by biting down on an electric toothbrush. Is it like that?
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
I thought I was passing out
gelirollking
I thought he was gonna put it on his foot or something.
WhiskeyFuerte
Just got done binge watching the V/H/S series on Netflix, thought I was about to see someone die.
ihopethiscomesoffwitty
Was it any good?
Amazingamandaaaaa
. Because I need something new to watch
BillMurraySaidICould
I really liked it. Some of it still crosses my mind from time to time so I'm scarred.
PantsGuy
The haunted house one is the best one imo.
BillMurraySaidICould
The relationship one gets me good. But the "I like you" keeps me from making connections at clubs.
nuprin711
jiltedlettuce
ErikOtt
We need more pokemon gifs <3
JokesOnYouHater
Placentaur
How do you even eat pomegranates? Like do you just eat the seeds or..?
cutebytes
The little red jewels are called 'arils' and you eat them whole! Yummy delicious
Jman753
Yeah its the only edible part, its basically fruit bubble wrap
isildur
Frustrating when it's in a salad. Am I supposed to chew each juicy seed cover and spit out each seed? Just uncomfortably chew the seeds?
Jaboticaba
You eat the whole aril.
matyles
just eat them and don't over think it, seedless fruit is a pretty new thing anyways.
isildur
Makes sense. Still, it feels annoying to me to chomp down on them when I'm chewing a salad's lettuce.
matyles
chew lighter
isildur
Heh, someone downvoted my personal salad preference. C'est la Imgur ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Why didn't you know this? Because you've eaten one, maybe two, pomegranates in your entire life like most people.
TemporaryUzername
wut
Tentrees
I have a couple a month and I just peel them bit by bit by hand.
tallestmatt
Pretty true and they are one of our oldest cultivated fruits. E
Garouleloup
Right?They're so easy to open and eat, i don't get the difficulty in this.
ProgeriaProstitutes
I've never even seen someone eat a pomegranate.
owlest
people in asia eat this all the time
AdmJota
Untrue. I have not eaten one pomegranate in my life. I probably will someday, though, so hopefully I'll remember this.
KNDBS
I've literally eaten pomegranates all my life, there's trees in my house and in my grandma's house, my entire life i've been surrounded by
KNDBS
them and i didn't know about that.
margaretolson
I have two in my kitchen right now, like the pomegranate loving freak I am.
PolarHailStorm
Try this technique and see how effective it really is. Make a post. Tag me in it. Bonus if you make it a .gif.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Haha you're a rare breed!
psychoscitzo1
Naw I got a tree out back I just do the bowl of water thingy
HighwayStar
we all need to know!
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
More. Details. Please.
tikimiki
Have a bowl of water and then get the fruit seeds out in the water. Drain water
SqueakShow
Explain?
Absolutelydefinitelynot
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+eat+a+pomegranate
SqueakShow
No shit, Sherlock. I want to know the method the comment is referring to.
Absolutelydefinitelynot
Literally the first search result explains it.
kurtastrophe
Cut just the pomegranate's skin and rip it apart and remove the good bits all while under water. The white part float and the fruit sinks
SqueakShow
Awesome, thanks!
RedTideTamponEffect
Dotdedot
Viruple
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Crawley
Learned that from Alton Brown.
ILikeBrogurt
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jingleheim3r
Didn't keep his left sandal on because in some cultures it's offensive to show the sole of your shoe.
Moljnir
That's why they hate everyone on the other side of the planet
iwantausernamethatreferencesbacon
I was wondering why his sandal was off. Wasn't thinking about their culture. Thought it was going to be a heel remedy.
WorajaiPakdee1970
You are talking from your ass. In my asian culture it's about the feet, not the flip-flop.
jingleheim3r
Who said I was talking about your culture??
numberonespongebebfan
I think it's just disrespectful in general. When someone is sitting next to me I switch legs so that my legs face the otherside.
Koshunae
It could be that, but you know what else it could be? Sandals are a pain in the ass to keep on your feet when you have your legs crossed.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Exactly. If you're just spewing what you read on a wiki one day, you just look stupid.
jingleheim3r
Don't jump to conclusions.
flowseeker
Yep. I usually kick off my flip flops if I sit like that.
andaWoss
Bullshit.. its just easier as it slips off.. Also his dad would beat him with jumper cables if sandal fell off
PhuckYourFeelings
Thanks man. I didn't know that's.
jingleheim3r
I got you fam
HappyTheKangaroo
My culture is to not have bare feet that close to food
GeTRoGuE
Didn't care much but still learned something thanks mate.
MattDerKomponist
I was just staring at his foot the whole time.
HighrockTendales
Foot* , and nice try but nothing to do with it.
jingleheim3r
Ok, buddy...
MeSeiden
It's also really obnoxious when you sit cross-legged and your flip flop falls off.
ItsQuiteHardToFindAGoodUsernameThatIsntTakenYet
zoomball
Obscurant
People seemed cool until that right shoe got thrown. Is that offensive in some cultures; like whoa man, did you just throw your right shoe?
Novantico
I don't think people had yet computed what the hell was going on. Not sure Dubya had either.
BMRSNR6868
I don't care how many times I see this, I die laughing every time. PGB got some moves then stands up with a $hit eating grin!!
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epicdad843
Yeah, all 24 hours of it.
yarow12
That clip has so much more meaning now. Thank you.
mattchew55b
I always wonder were secret service is while this guy throws his shoes.
TheDuke0fHazzard
It's a secret
mattchew55b
*where
RoastCheez
Video isn't long enough, but they come in from the sides and bust though the door behind them.
yarow12
After people laughed the matter off like he was joking. I guess it took them a moment to realize he was serious.
passbi
Yeah middle east mainly but I think this is pacific island or India
AbhinavPrakash
It's india. Look at Red thread on this wrist. It's very indian thing
passbi
Nailed It!!!
CxTaros
Props to him for his soledarity.
Daneurl1
Also don't unzip your fly and show your ball sack. That's really offensive in some cultures.
iggyface
I just assumed it fell off idk why
aleasincognito
First look at the gif I thought it was a cobra -_-
canonlyturnright
Also showing the bottom of the foot is just as insulting in some countries.
andaWoss
Also who gives a fuq bout his sole, watch the pommy baby
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Kompi
Nah, thats a stretch. They wouldnt care about it in tha t context, its not that squared an set in stone either.
shawnemack
I was very bothered by his bare foot the whole time.
kadrian
Same.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
As a Kiwi, I barely noticed.
thelonepig
SE Asia had a lot of feet really close to people's food like that. I don't mind feet but it seemed like an awful lot of feet.
clnoy
Why would you?
Storyainthadnomoral
I disagree
ListenAngelic
In 'Murica, seeing people without their shoes/sandals on when being outside is considered odd behaviour, rude, and/or sign you're a bum. :/
thelonepig
No it's kinda true. West coast here, spent a month in Asia and all the feet were freaking me out. Somehow it's...Feetier. too close to food.
SpectralFringe
any coastal state would disagree
GavinScreaming
No it's not
ImTheAngelic1
Beach girl life here. you're wrong. We're barefoot all the time. I'm not a bum, rude, or odd. Just a mermaid on occasion.
ImTheAngelic1
Anonawesome
Speak for yourself. I'd rather not be prejudice.
rednecksciencegeek
I've never understood that - why would anyone choose to be offended by someone else's feet/shoes?
noxiousSaucyBeast
What are those?
Aoposi
Why do people get offended by breastfeeding - like that's not literally the purpose of boobs
Lizaderp
I tried to think of a satirical response, but I don't even understand why people are really offended.
DoNotKnowJack
Because you are showing the very bottom of yourself to some one else. That offends some people.
whatseventhepointt
Why would anyone choose to be offended by someone else's skin color or religious beliefs. Because people are fucking psychotic.
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You can't think of any valid reasons to be offended by a person's religious beliefs...? It's a bit different from skin color or a shoe.
whatseventhepointt
Regardless my given example was more along the lines of how many are anti Islam purely due to extremists. Things similar to that.
whatseventhepointt
Actual beliefs, and beliefs brought appropriately into modern day no. Extremists hiding behind religion to propagate their own agendas yes.
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Who gets to decide what "modern day" entails, though? Society's been having that same argument for centuries.
ThirstyBeaver
But I enjoy bashing my pomegranates
selfmemeicating
+1 for telling us all what that is
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
I imagine I'm feasting upon the brains of my enemies.
eirebadboy
I've heard it called some things in my time but....
VeryMoistTowelettes
I enjoy bashing butts...
Derfalke
As well as deez nuts?
VeryMoistTowelettes
Correct
andaWoss
I enjoy bashin my peenus
jazzchameleon
I thought it was a grapefruit for the longest time.... Haven't ever had a pomegranate
IguanaMadona
They're worth it, and now you know how to peel them correctly!
ImgurFairy
I don't know why you got downvoted, you honestly didn't know.You should try them sometime. Expensive, but really good.
itsybitsyspider
Too bad they're so damn expensive.
ImgurFairy
Dude, my local Walmart had them on sale for $1.98 each last week and it was the best thing ever!!! I wish I'd bought more.
itsybitsyspider
That is amazing! I'm not even sure my Walmart has them. They're at a local grocery store but expensive
ImgurFairy
Yeah they're a winter fruit so I guess they were in peak season, so sale! I just wish I'd bought more cuz they're already gone. And they
ImgurFairy
Last like 3 months uncut.
FarkasMacTavish
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MonsieurBon
your.....eye..
ReactAndiSueYou
Is that Ronda?
Diezen
This is what happens when you use memes. Memes, not even once.
PolarBears91
Lebby habs a stronk. Call bondulance
analbinosquirrel
Lenny's having a stronk
Yetanotherwaytoolongusername69
You ok?
aleister94
I love pomegranates but there so hard to eat
Garouleloup
just cut em in half and take out the sweet parts, how does anyone have problems with that?
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
I juice them with a manual citrus juicer. I love the juice.
BexChex
I read "clitoral juicer".
Himgurian
*they're. I'm sorry, I can't help myself.
LetumComplexo
Thei'yre
LetumComplexo
Theiyre're?
bodeman
Thrier'yre
ShitPostKing
Theriyey'irteyht
airstrike
I'm pretty sure how you actually say it in Gaelic