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notmyrealnameomg
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And sorry for my bad MS Paint skills guys.
ChuckBoris
Elon Musk is an alien. You're welcome.
le4dfoot
He deserved a much bigger applause when he entered the Late Show.
DidItForScience
I heard he wants to write his name on the surface of Mars with nuclear bombs as an homage to Chairface Chippendale.
jesusaichchrist
"I like Colbert, about time they replaced that liberal." -guy at work today.
CypherMarz
mmmatlock
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
He has such a sci-fi name
Wineoceros
I involuntarily moan and make other sexual noises whenever I see a Tesla. Also, SpaceX's testing facility is in my backyard. Pun intended.
Solideoglor1a
I heard that he is against AI
tamerantong
i always uptvote fellow ms paint users
ItsOK2playWithDolls
+1 for not making this a gif
12UglyTacos
God, he was so adorably awkward
nanohelixcode
hes like outgoing and shy; its the cutest thing ever!
Jasperman62
Just built these near my place.. http://imgur.com/5LIvGT3
udz108
This guy is gonna change the world for the better
WantonSongZoso
Totally agree!!!
KhajiitHasDoneNothing
He also wants to Nuke Mars
LordoftheDance
Shouldn't we wait until we discover the indigenous lifeforms there before nuking it?
Bucaneer181
Context: to melt the poles and terraform the planet
SugarSmack
I'm so glad Colbert is back on the air! It's been a long summer.
AsianDad
That's a sign of relief! A world without a comedian and criticism humor is a world where I begin to worry.
PlCKLE
This thing can find the hole better than me
lamoinejeff
Golf reference? Golf reference.
idimmadontgiveafuck
"Drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles..."
prodmerc
Wow, those guys really can't catch a break...
ComicSansAlert
We just have to make sure they can never into space.
nakedfeet
That interview was really awkward.
Fishesuemarior
Yes. Painfully so.
nakedfeet
Not putting it on Colbert, he's a great interviewer, but this wasn't a good one for the first week of the show.
phdinhorribleness
I didn't really think so. Elon just has an odd sense of humor and some jokes went over his head. I thought it was endearing when he took 1/2
phdinhorribleness
the "saving the world" comments so seriously. And you can tell Stephen thought so too. 2/2
nakedfeet
The humor not landing was what made it awkward.
bluegargoyle
Brazzers.
neXus721
Quite simply the most amazing person ever: http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/05/elon-musk-the-worlds-raddest-man.html
Bucaneer181
Fucking love wbw!! I've read every article. Read the ai one to scare the fuck out of you
AreTheyMadeFromRealGirlScouts
I have never heard of Wait But Why and I just read this in awe. I'm subscribing to the mailing list now! Thank you for this discovery!!
neXus721
So glad I could introduce someone new to the website. It's one of my favorite things to read! Every single post is perfect. Spread the word!
AreTheyMadeFromRealGirlScouts
I already shared it on facebook and sent it to my dad. Haha.
neXus721
Awesome.
Batrnan
Someone at Tesla wtches too much hentai
armeggedonCounselor
I think I've seen that R34.
MrPredator
https://33.media.tumblr.com/6d0d552d35b748fbed92b0c9f1375f17/tumblr_mxyk2qyw3v1sg9qiso1_500.gif
jsktrogdor
Or not enough. The real ethos of tentacle pornography is multiple penetration. Without that, it's just not a very authentic experience.
ligence
I reckon that would charge the car many times faster.
RandomAbscessMemories
+1 for keeping art alive
smithsmithson
I may need to drop something near it. You know, for research purposes...
sagelobu
you'd probably get a safer reaction if you just did that near me. ^_^
greyfoxv1
Let's see how deep the butt hole goes shall we?
okaapi
This thing may not pay you $8000 for that.
Cholf
I can probably get with a friend of mine and rewire/recode it to be an amazing tentacle sex machine.
JohnBlevins
As a scientist, I think you'll need to record the results... Y'know, for science.
lawrus
I may need to drop something near it, too, for butt sex purposes.
IndigoWendigo
Like the feeling of AC up your anus?
smithsmithson
It's positively invigorating
MoondanceRadio
There's no negative side effects?
Dekker3D
I think you'd find the results to be a bit.. shocking... >_>
DarkUranium
"If you shock me again, and I'm not fibrilating, I'm donating you to a city college."
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I think the correct term is that you'd find it to be a bit... Murdering... >_>
HarveyDentTrust
he has tentacles fetish, let him dream..
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I mean who doesn't, right..?
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brownsugga
Please make a gif
Dexidus
No stooppp
smithsmithson
Somebody already took care of it. https://media.giphy.com/media/zqQn70YYasbra/giphy.gif
brownsugga
And so it begins
Cockhole
You want it in yr arse don't cha. You naughty minx
felofilipino
elon musk is a funny guy. The model 3 was supposed to be model E but that was taken. It woulda gone with the model S and model X
TheArchdruid
Plus, SpaceX sounds like space sex
felofilipino
haha true maybe that's his intention from the start
Efreeti
We can still have S3X
ReallyBigRocks
That's probably why they picked 3 honestly
felofilipino
He wanted it to be model E.
ReallyBigRocks
And a 3 is a reasonable substitute
felofilipino
yeah
duskesko
Hey, I developed the best electric car! I bet everyone will steal my idea and make better cars!.... Goddamn it, take my patents and compete!
twichy07
most electric cars are still cost prohibitive and very short range by comparison. You need to get the energy density of fossil to do somethi
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
Well the next model is rumored to be $35000 so not really cost prohibitive any more.
twichy07
I know a mid level employee there. I know nothing of a 35k base model.
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
Maybe you need more well connected friends. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2015/09/02/a-tesla-priced-at-35000-its-coming/
twichy07
Pre-orders for a car two years out from a company with a history of missed deadlines...go ahead and bet on that.
notmyrealnameomg
Forgot to add sweet sweet sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV6hP9wpMW8
Pionzero
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pineapplepuppy
Uh-huh. You "forgot". +1 for "accidental" double dipping, OP.
fduston
I know right! OP took those twenty five whole imgur points directly away from you personally! the scoundrel!
doncarlzone
Don't down vote. OP made this him/herself in MS Paint!
ninoteko
All I know how to do on MS paint is that abstract scribble art so good for op! Jk I still struggle with those :(
rodrigosanchez
Bullshit, I drew this with a pencil.
randomhonduran
was it hard to make the .gif on MS Paint?
iamthisguy247
He made it himself out of MS Paint in a cave while taken prisoner by terrorists.
DustyMcKnuckles
"Because I'm Batma-- I mean Iron Man!"
DoctorDelta
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
TheMrBadger
Who is OP, Tony Stark?!
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Wow, the animated gif part must've been a bitch to make...
AsSeenByMacaroni
For a long time that's how I did it. Compiled the frames later.
genshi731
If only I had $70,000 to spend on a car. The model s is sweet
justlivinthedream
Buy used, they depreciate very rapidly.
Mitchz95
They're coming out with a cheaper one in 2017.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Musk has received over 4.9 BILLION in government subsidies. You're paying for someone else to be able to buy that expensive car.
alilttotheleft
And oil companies get so much more than that... Eventually the subsidies will end for Tesla. When will you stop paying for oil subsidies?
TheOldNewSlowFast
I think we should end all government subsidies, without exception. We'll stop when enough people agree.
gorgosaurusrex
Roadster FTW.
bashya
Well they're really remarkable until they're consumed by flame
Nabashin
I know right, in Aus with all the extras it's almost $200,000.
fozzibab
$70k model is barebones. Limited range, no perks. You couldn't, say, drive between San Jose and Los Angeles (about 350 miles) on a charge.
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
350 miles is still a long way. An every day driver doesn't really experience that many miles at once typically.
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
350 miles is still a long way. An every day driver doesn't really experience that many miles at once typically.
fozzibab
To stay in the city, the 180 mile range on the 70k model is fine, I guess. I'd rather be able to drive a ways before recharging, personally.
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
I drive about 290 miles a week. I would much rather plug in twice a week than go to the pump once. The old truck isn't cheap. (1/2)
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
When gas stops being $1.96 and goes back up to $4.00 that electric will look even better.
fozzibab
Yeah, but if I'm gonna get an e-car with the intention of always staying within 90 miles of my house, I'll get the Fiat e500. It's only 35k!
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Guy near me has a Tesla with the license plate "AC-DC"
Neverwhen
Seen that guy too.
bobidly
So good on so many levels
KimJongUnceUnceUnce
Approximately 2 levels
chrisindub
I saw one with a plate that said, "nomotor", and thought to myself that it does have a motor just no engine.
RandomAbscessMemories
I think it's illegal to own one without some sort of witty electricity reference license plate
youcanteven
There's one near me that has the plate LOLGAS
mikeatike
A guy near me has a BMW with the license plate "Tesla". I think I know what he really wants.
soaringphoenix
Why would anyone prefer a Tesla over a BMW? (At least an ///M version). Tesla's acceleration doesn't compensate for it's lack of soundtrack
soaringphoenix
Unless we're talking about the equally awful i8! Give me an M3 (even an older E46) over a model S any day of the week.
DarkUranium
A pony?
Bevrocktagon
Tesla was actually very much opposed to DC for long distance power transmission
prodmerc
Today's tech proves it's actually very effective: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-voltage_direct_current. Also, AC/DC rocks :-)
isildur
(2/2) conversion and circuit breaking of HVDC rely on semiconductor technology not yet invented at the time.
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
Effective but more unreliable and rather expensive.
isildur
(1/2) He wasn't opposed to it out of some irrational dislike. His reasoning was sound, given the constraints of the time. Voltage
Venturite
Elon Musk! He is what billionaires do instead of becoming Batman. He decides to fix everyone's problems, not just a single city's.
SirJimmothy
Isn't that Bill Gates too
Janthran
I think he actually is Batman too.
SplitsNoProblem
Are you dissing Batman?
logophage
*every rich person's problems
Iilsebastian
But what if people don't want you to fix their problems, they just want you to listen to them?
westPAguy
Comments that did not age well.
reineseele
Reminds me of iron man repulsor car comics. Clean energy by clean electricty.... And yeah he is.
mikeatike
Yeah, he is Iron Man, not Batman.
Bombideer
I think that he is what billionaires SHOULD do, because not every billionaire does this
liam33
exactly how do his $70,000 cars fix everyone's problem?
MrZakalwe
Except Batman is a villain-he has the resources to sort the city out properly but instead spends most of his time beating up the poor people
NeoHelios
Where the fcuk did this guy even COME from? it's like God said "Oh, it's 2014, BAM! Here's this guy! Have fun...! (mwahaha)"
8bitdan
Just want to make sure you know that Batman isn't real, in case you thought that maybe the movies were an ongoing documentary.
westerngermany
LULZ no he hasn't you moron, all he did was convince idiots that this was the future by selling you laughable tech like the hyperloop
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
While I appreciate what he has done, I hope people don't forget that electricity comes (largely) from fossil fuel usage.
NinjasStoleMyMama
It's the only cologne I wear.
TheOldNewSlowFast
No he doesn't. He just soaks up billions of taxpayer subsidies and makes overpriced shit. Fuck that guy. 4.9 billion in government subisides
joeinfro
not "everybody" can afford expensive cars. while these are nice solutions, there has to be some significant grassroots change to make a diff
TheOldNewSlowFast
He's received 4.9 billion in government subsidies. You're paying for those cars that way, like it or not.
GunArm
I don't trust him, he looks like Hannibal Lecter.
Boooooooooognish
Who says he's not Batman....
VonOhlnhausen
Who's problems has he fixed so far?
Atalung
and makes money at the same time, funny how capitalism works like that...
MrWolfwood
doesn't he try and change it all with very very expensive solutions?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
But I thought all billionaires were lazy and stole from the hard working people below them /s
Gawky
only most
BlueEyedDominus
Elon Musk is a deserter and a traitor to his people.
khora
Canadians?
BlueEyedDominus
He's South African.
khora
His mother is Canadian and he has a Canadian citizenship. (granted, he has South African and US citizenships too)
BlueEyedDominus
And South Africa is where he was born and deserted after being drafted.
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
He fits well in the US. We trade known terrorist leaders for traitors here
Dokramuh
How so?
BlueEyedDominus
In that he deserted. From the army. In his home country.
westerngermany
this is actually true, he did desert to avoid conscription.
Dokramuh
Where are you getting your information from?
BlueEyedDominus
To clarify, he left the country to avoid conscription. At a time Suid Afrika needed people to serve. The politics is irrelevant.
tombosleyV2
think about what could be done if someone like him decided to be president. actually interested in solving problems instead of... 1/
tombosleyV2
balancing issues that would offend his constituency or hurt his chances at voting again. he woudl just put together the ultimate super ...
tombosleyV2
power smart guy group, and they would find actual answers. feelings woudl be hurt, douchebags offended. but instant problem resolution.
Zodi
plot twist: communism
Mimmick
Elon is actually ironman he is just waiting for when the world needs him
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Ummm have you seen the news coming out of syria, iraq, Afghanistan, Eritrea...
vvti713
And Mexico, I really wish Ironman would obliterate those damn cartels..
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Indeed
FaxCelestis
I wish we lived in a world where "The Goddamn Batman" was a career path.
jessybisquette
It's not a career path, as such but...
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
It is. Train.
bienmenso
Uh its FaxCelestis
Batrnan
Yeah, well, he still has both his parents, doesn't he?
GoSuckAFuck
Venturite
Fair cop.
sendguineapics
Your username made this 10x better
GunTotingRedneck
Jesus dude
xWonko
@MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS
ButterfaceTaintClown
totally read that as patents. i suspect he'd be a very sinister vigilante if he lost his patents.
SomeDetroitGuy
Gates and Buffet are much better examples. Musk plays with spaceships amd makes cars for the superrich
beeratius
Also Jimmy Carter, though more through networking than money
NeverGetsTheNuke
Yeah.. Except when he open-sourced most or all of his patents for use by all other auto manufacturers to make more affordable models.
Okurka
You know he's trying really hard to make Tesla tech affordable, right? Innovation is expensive. Gotta master before you cut price.
brickmaster32000
Its not innovation though. Its taking ideas that are impractical because of price and selling them to rich people.
Okurka
Are you just completely ignoring what everyone here is saying and just saying what you want to believe?
Okurka
(3) become available to the average citizen. Tesla and Musk are not aiming to sell impractical ideas just to rich people.
Okurka
(2) All-electric tech is increasingly practical. He has released all his patents for free. He has stated that he wants all-elec tech to
MyOath
And has released the patents for all to use.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
The long-term ramifications of this are more significant than we can appreciate right now. Look at Tesla (the man) and what happened there.
SomeDetroitGuy
There are other companies with electric cars out there RIGHT NOW that are affordable - Chevy, Smart, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Nissan, Volksaggen.
stusauce
They're working on models that rival those price points, but completely out perform them in every metric.
HypnotoadIRL
But lower quality than tesla. Like saying "why get a Mercedes when a Chevy is cheaper?"
SomeDetroitGuy
No - it's like saying "A Mercedes is for rich people and there are a bunch of cars for the Middle class already".
dextryl144
And can any of them drive even 300km without recharging?
SomeDetroitGuy
Can a Camry go from 0 to 60 faster than a Corvette?
Venturite
Rich people always get things first. After they figure out how to make/break them, then affordable version gets passed down to us peasants.
SomeDetroitGuy
Mitsubushi, Smart, and Chevy make affordable electric cars for middle class people. They're doing more than Musk is.
Smajdalf
Musk is making Model 3...
SomeDetroitGuy
Maybe at some point. Right now, there are actual electric cars out there that middle class people can buy.
Venturite
Which is what he wanted. Before he financed the Tesla, no one would even try to make an electric car. He proved you can, now everyone is.
SomeDetroitGuy
GM built one back in the 90s.
SomeDetroitGuy
Here it is: http://assets.blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/06/033173.jpg
SomeDetroitGuy
Wait, do people NOT know that GM had an electric car in the 90s? Or are we just downvoting anyone critical of Musk or Tesla?
Plemonade13
He says he trying to get the tesla to be around 35k in 2 years, plus the tax break of 7.5k so thats pretty cheap
SomeDetroitGuy
There are already about 8 or 9 cars on the market that are less than $35k.
longshorttermmemorynetwork
Not really. Elon Musk's primary intention is the survival of humanity through space colonization. By doing this we have a "backup" in [1]
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
Gates' primary intention is the survival of humanity through disease and virus eradication.
TheOldNewSlowFast
His primary thing is getting 4.9 billion in government subsidies. A fucking box turtle could do wild shit with 4.9 billion. Fuck him.
longshorttermmemorynetwork
case of civilization-destroying events like pandemics, rogue AI, Yellowstone eruption, asteroid strike, etc. What Gates and Buffet [2]
epicor
Waitbutwhy.Com
longshorttermmemorynetwork
are doing is also valuable, but for different reasons (primarily reduction of poverty and pandemic risk). Diversification of risk [3]
longshorttermmemorynetwork
reduction is important. And if you think Musk is just building toys for the rich, you understand nothing of his efforts.[4]
NedwardStark
He's the real life Tony Stark
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IamTonyStark
What....?
HipsterHippy
Man he really should build that armor...
AintNoPartyLikeANoPantyParty
Only because he's never been in a cave with a box of scraps.
slightlyaskew123
The original iron man suit is on the work floor at SpaceX
BlazingBiscuit
Is this true?
mide8
Or, instead of wasting all that money on one armor he could build some spaceships. Decisions, Decisions.
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mide8
Can't do both because of limited human capital. So, either![]()
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Who's to say he hasn't already?
HipsterHippy
Well I think we would know if we had an IronMan flying around and blow shit up
TheJuggernaut
He had a little cameo in Iron Man 2
FantaToTheKnees
I seem to have missed that. What he do?
Bucaneer181
He mentions building an electric jet.
thecatwhoshouldbuyaboat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuG2AVFB-g0
FantaToTheKnees
thank you!
NaySayerWasTakenButIAmActuallyNaySayerDoe
In the Monaco Grand Prix scene, in the restaurant, he gets up and gets Pepper's attention and then Tony talks to him. 5-10 sec appearence.
FantaToTheKnees
thank you!